im a third wheel


Chat: Zen vs Jumin Me: More like Zen x Jumin @mysticleafy

Originally posted by theriddlergirl

So when I realized that I suck at writing smut, I went back to read some of my fav 18+ fanfics.

#3 - Mr. Min by @ellieljade

Hoooo boy, where do I start with this fic???? I don’t think I’ve put as much effort into anything as I did into trying to read Chapter 5 sneakily at work cause I couldn’t wait till I got home. So yeah I won’t go into it much because I’m sure everyone knows this fic is the pinnacle of smut writing like wow I don’t even…. anyway if you don’t know, please check it out asap, you’re missing out on the most deliciously devilish bastard that is Mr. Min. I’m sad the video came out this choppy it’s a bit longer but oh well!

I can imagine jimin being done to taekook like
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Jimin:</b> i am so done with u two<p/><b>Jimin:</b> so done with u and ur petty lovers quarrel<p/><b>Jimin:</b> you guys even cling to me whenever this happen<p/><b>Jimin:</b> dont make me the third wheel every single t ime<p/><b>Jimin:</b> <p/><b>Jimin:</b> <p/><b>Jimin:</b> and no im not saying this so you two can leave me alone so i can spend more time with hyung--<p/><b>Jimin:</b> what? why are you asking me which hyung???<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

gregor: can i get an uuuuhh one mental health please

the third wheel: mental health machine broke