im a terrible awful person

  • Me: always tired, haven't showered for weeks, probably physically unable to eat anything but shitty junk food, sad, have a messy room, don't care about anything, no plans for the future, gross, a stereotypical depressed person
  • Me: aw man i hate myself im a terrible person and everyone want me to die
  • Sans: always tired, hasn't showered for weeks, probably physically unable to eat anything but shitty junk food, sad, has a messy room, doesnt care about anything, no plans for the future, gross, a stereotypical depressed person
  • Me: look, he so is perfect and important and i love him
  • Me: no social skills, difficulty interacting with people, cool but still insecure as fuck, have special interests i tend to talk about to people who don't actually give a fuck, find difficulty in some things other people may find easy but am actually kind of intelligent, a stereotypical autistic person
  • Me: aw man i hate myself im a terrible person and everyone want me to die
  • Papyrus: no social skills, difficulty interacting with people, cool but still insecure as fuck, has special interests he tends to talk about to people who don't actually give a fuck, finds difficulty in some things other people may find easy but is actually kind of intelligent, a stereotypical autistic person
  • Me: look, he so is perfect and important and i love him
Pets will die, bros will die,
we all will die someday;
but street cred never dies 
for a bro whose rep is solid as fuck.
— 

Odin, stanza 76

Sayings of the Stoned One”: Hávamál in the Common Vernacular.

  • Fandom: we want complicated characters with morals and problems and mental issues and realistic reactions to things!
  • Series: Ok here you go have this character who fits all of that, we worked really hard on them.
  • Fandom: On no, not that one. What an awful person did you see how they reacted to a stressful situation? What a terrible person. Awful.