im a loser on the internet

Everyone:I LOVE MY INTERNET FRIENDS THEY ARE SO COOL

Me : same

also me: *has no internet friends* *is awkward with anyone who dares speaks to me on the internet* *has basically a mini anxiety attack before sending anything over the internet* *is overall loser* 

anonymous asked:

Do your forms have different personalities? If so, what are they like? Does this include combined?

Is this good enough for you

What is my life

People: Do you have any hobbies? What do you do in your free time?
Me: I photoshop Dan Howell’s face into eggs
People: ..what?
Me: …

anonymous asked:

hi, i sent you hate a while back and i just wanted to apologize. I was taking out my deep rooted body insecurities on you and saying mean things to make my self feel better. I know thats not an excuse but I just wanted to tell you because im proof that all these fucks are just sad and pathetic losers who hate themselves so much that they send anonymous hate to strangers on the internet just to feel good about themselves. Thank you for your message, Im trying to be a better person because of u.

im glad you can own up to this and admit to it. i hope you learn to be better and i am proud of you. thank you

anonymous asked:

just a heads up 4chan are trying to find out where you live. those neckbeards are rutheless and have ruined many peoples lives.

Could you tell them I think they are a bunch of soft fucks who need to get some sunshine some day. 

I would enjoy another thread about me on reddit. Its been a bit quiet over there the last month.

Tell 4chan i think they are the laziest undercarbed losers on the internet and I DARE them to create some drama with me. 

Im not exactly a hard guy to find. I wear the same clothing, ride the same loops, have my address up on strava and wear fluro colors most of the time.

It is a cut throat world out there. I get it.  Ive seen nice people get bashed for no reason. I carry legal weapons with me at all times and have no issues fighting dirty if I need to defend myself or others against a bully. Fuck being someone elses punching bag! I don’t wear road shoes since last feb. I wear steal capped cycling shoes with sharp studs in the bottom. 

I had some redneck in a ute today hurl abuse so I gave it back to him and he drove off. He was looking for a victim, not a challenge. If he pulled over I would have no reservations in kicking his car door in until he got the message or his hands were broken. Those fucks don’t respond to anything other than violence. If you are nice to them they will try and kill you. You have to defend yourself and make sure that if it goes to court, that your record is squeaky clean. 

I think Australia should have the same gun laws as the USA. Bullies got a free reign over here too much. In the USA nobody ever fucked with me and I did a LOT of miles. I like how american cops kill so many fugitives who know how they act but they don’t give a fuck and trigger a cop to pull the trigger. We need more of that here. Clean up the scum one by one. 

  • friend: i hate what the internet did to eddsworld. i had to leave the fandom
  • me: im one of those loser that ignores discourse and sticks with the "theyre all dumb virgins" mindset

grovie  asked:

Damn Toto, im SHURE scared of this loser on the internet, I SHURE hope he doesn't get me, I'm SURE he wont though

Lmao right. I’m not afriad of this dickweed in the slightest.

president-of-hawkins-av-club  asked:

WAIT OK IM SORRY I've been stalking your blog for like an hour because it's great and I want to be your friend but I'm diabetic too and I'm like !!!! A friend! This is probably dumb but can we talk about IT sometime bc i love my gay losers

OH MY GOD !!!!!!!! this is so sweet first of all and also we BOTH HAVE DIABETES HOW COOL IS THAT ITS SO HARD TO FIND OTHER PEOPLE EVEN ON THE INTERNET HELLO!!!!!! and of course omg u can message me whenever u want to !! I can’t say I’ll respond right away but I will as soon as I can !!!

I WANT FRIENDS

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand im posting this again and seeing if it works because only 1 person hasn’t stopped replying - I PROMISE IM NICE, PLS BE MY FRIEND

So this is lame. Super fucking lame, and I probably sound desperate af. But, im lonely and I really want one of those cute Internet Bestfriends from somewhere across the world that everyone else seems to have.
I don’t care what fandom you’re from or what things you’re interested in (if we share the same likes it’ll be brilliant af though) we can imessage, Skype, snapchat and all that fun stuff. My tumblr was hacked for months and now that I have it back life’s great ANYWAYS A BIT ABOUT ME
- im 17
- im from Aus
- Im awkward and shy
- one direction and 5sos are my favs
- I like a bit of everything actually tbh
- nate maloley’s beautiful too
- I listen to every different genre of music, so if you have any cool music, tell me about it, let’s talk about music for hours and share our favourite songs
- tell me if you’re favourite actor or band member is being problematic and vent about it
- I don’t think any of this has made sense
- Im in my last year of school and it sucks
- Im extremely sarcastic
- i don’t know what else to say
- Im sometimes funny
- not really
- not at all but yeah cool
- Halsey though 
IF YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND OR THINK THIS POST IS FUCKING STUPID AND YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME BECAUSE IM A LOSER PLEASE MESSAGE ME  but please don’t message me if you’re going to message me once then never reply again.


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HAHA!!! JAPED AGAIN BY A MENACING GREEN CARTOON CHARACTER ON THE INTERNET!!! c:<

DID I EVER QUIT?? NO SIREE!!! I WAS NEVER DEAD!! AND IM NEVER LEAVING THIS BLOG ALONE EVER AGAIN! HAHAHA!!! I’M MOST LIKELY HAVING A REALLy REALLY LONG NAP AND THIS POST IS PROBABLY QUEUED!!! YEAH!! BET YOU NEVER SAW THAT COMING, HUH? HAHA C:<

DEFINITELY NOT ASTRAL PROJECTING INTO ANOTHER BODy AND LEAVING MY PHYSICAL FORM BEHIND!! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT OR HOW TO DO THAT!!!

*cough* um… i dont really think u guys cared about my “prank” in the first place, right?

geez, um.. didn’t u even realize i wasn’t posting anything for 22 days straight?

u didn’t even care to ask if i’d possibly dead and never be making any content ever again??????

uh… ok…..nevermind.. i’ll stop bothering everyone.. i’ll go back again.. bye…

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the life cycle of a college student
  • stage 1: shit i did so bad last semester i'm gonna study extra hard this semester and make all the notes
  • stage 2: eh fuck that there's plenty of time
  • stage 3: oh shit the work's mounting up but i can still do this i have a month
  • stage 4: 1 week til exams and i havent started fuck fuck fuck
  • stage 5: *oh look a butterfly/internet/food/procrastination*
  • stage 6: day before the exam and fuck sake i still have 70% of work left to do
  • stage 7: OMG FUCK IM GONNA FAIL I HAVENT FINISHED ANYTHING I AHVENT LEARNT ANYTHING IM SUCH A LOSER WHY DIDNT I START EARLIER OH NO *AGGRESSIVELY WORKS*
  • stage 8: you know what fuck this shit i might as well sleep not gonna learn anything 4 h before test
  • stage 9: I DEFINITELY FAILED THAT MODULE OHWELL
  • stage 10: shit i did so bad last semester i'm gonna study extra hard this semester and make all the notes