im a loser get over it

anonymous asked:

i think you are a beta funnyman that gradually turned thirsty alt right loser, obsessing over ethnic women and reblogging 32 note posts from semi-ironic cryptonazis. i think you gotta shape up a little if you want to achieve your brown gf goals or whatever, guys who spend their time sharing reactionary jokes online dont usually get a lot of ass. i also dont think you have had sex before but im not 100% sure about that one, just a hunch

this is the price i pay

anonymous asked:

Scenario where Ritsu gets jealous of his boyfriend Izumi fawning over "Yuu-kun". I love these two losers but I'm a terrible writer. I wouldn't be able to do this pairing justice like you can.

nnnnno!!!! excuse me???? shoosh my writing is like 60% crack and now im salty and i wanna read your writing!!! so bad

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Everyone:I LOVE MY INTERNET FRIENDS THEY ARE SO COOL

Me : same

also me: *has no internet friends* *is awkward with anyone who dares speaks to me on the internet* *has basically a mini anxiety attack before sending anything over the internet* *is overall loser* 

Anonymous said to ask-kimdaily: top five namjoon hairstyles?? (my personal fave is his cotton candy hair from war of hormone)

1. Pinkmon will always hold #1 on my heart forever and ever until I die see that L right there thats me for Loser because im the biggest loser for pinkmon :(

2. Eggmon was the cutest dorkiest cut it always turns my :( into :’(((( because I weep everytime it comes on my dash

3. I will also probs never get over grapemon tbh

4. I really loved his silver hair esp if it’s styled like this!!!

5. One of my fav all time looks!!!! SOFT AND FLUFFY IS HOW HIS HAIR SHOULD ALWAYS BE

the dream team probably has a kkt group chat and jaemin was most likely watching the show at home so when they won, he started spamming the group chat with

“I’M SO PROUD OF YOU”

“im not dreaming, that happened right??

RIGHT???”

“ASHDIAKSLKSIAKAJJSKAKA RENJUN DONT CRY OR I’LL RUN OVER THERE AND HUG YOU

ok i can’t run over there but i mEAN”

“!!!!!! my sunshines !!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“IS DONGHYUCK CRYING WHAT A LOSER,,,,,, bby dont cry ily”

“let’s get frickin zaAzzEd when you get home i have apple juice”

hello hello, i’m back at it again with another following spree, goddamn goddamn goddamn! anyways……. my dash has been so dead recently and i need more content to reblog since i spend like, a lot of time here bc im a loser. so yeahhhh

YOU MUST.
— tag your post!
— be ABOVE 15! i’m 20, almost 21, and it feels so weird following people that are 15 and under. its nothing personal i promise, it just makes me feel really uncomfortable! i hope you understand c:

if that was clear, then these are the things i am looking for.
— multifandom blogs! ( this is like, rly important since everyone on my dash keep reblogging the same fandom over and over and i’m getting sick of seeing it whenever i scroll through tumblr lol )
— seasonal anime!
— kpop! so i can reblog more stuff on my kpop blog asdhs
— marvel / dc content, esp comics!
— aesthetic / photography / art
— games! like any game is fine. just another reason for me to play them lol
— space stuff!!!!! i looooove space so i’d like to see more of that on my dash!
— movies / tv shows. really like, movies/shows from other countries are fine as
     well i just need some quality content u know, a less boring dash
— NEW MUTUALS! like i’d be reaaaal nice to get to know new faces =)

if you post these things ( you dont have to post all the things on the list omg ) pls REBLOG THIS POST! i will check every blog that reblogs this!

BONUS IF.
— you make your own stuff

yes! i think this is about it, sorry this got so freaking long omg,, i’d also appreciate it if my mutuals could reblog this and spread it around!! thNK YOU SO MUCH

god just kill me buT KHR AU!!! the au where Reborn slowly replaces iemitsu because HE’S A SHIT FATHER OKAY.
reborn the hitman is hired to watch over iemitsu’s kid who’s mother doesn’t know how to help him and who’s dad is literally never home, who’s bullied at school and seems to have just accepted his fate of being a loser and reborn can’t stand it!!!! like what a waste!!! of time!!! So reborn’s like “im going to kill im and pretend it was someone else who i’ve killed.” but then he actually gets his gun to tsuna’s head and tsuna kinda just stares at him bc he’s really obviously dissociating and he’s just like “oh. okay. hahah yeah okay yeah. this is fine. could you atleast like, shoot me somewhere my mom won’t see i don’t want her to have to go through too much hahaha.” and then he’s crying on the ground huddled up and reborn FEELS BAD!!! REAL BAD!!!
so he sticks his gun away and awkwardly pats him on the back and then tsuna screams and hits him with the palm of his hand in the face
and reborn’s nose starts bleeding
and reborn grabs this kid’s hands and looks him dead in the eye with the evil glint of an idea that might make his time watching this kid more entertaining and is like “im going to teach you how to be a hitman” and tsuna screams again but reborn covers his mouth
and anyway thts the start to my reborn replacing iemitsu as tsuna’s dad slowly over a period of months fic lmao okay bye see you.

The clique symbol on his hands is so sweet. He was thanking us in a way for getting them there. During Heathens, he clearly held them over his face for a good ten seconds and and he did the same thing when they were on the Late Night Show for the award, he continuously made the clique sign with his fingers. What a loser. Im so happy for them. ❤️ we did it.

anonymous asked:

Light! (if that hasn't already been requested)

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

hogwarts house: gryffindor?? | slytherin?? | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: Great liar (is that even a quality? Im counting it as one)

worst quality: Super sore loser…

ship them with: Near, Mikami…Yamamoto

brotp them with: Matsuda!! and Yamamoto too off course

needs to stay away from: L! #stoplawlight2k17

misc. thoughts: I actually like him more than L now. Like, a lot more. He has really grown on my over the years

rainethereaper  asked:

Hello hello. Biiigggggggg fan of your blog. You post 👌👌 topnotch Riorden-based content. Your blog inspires me to make a better blog for myself and I just wanted to let you know that little tidbit. (You also reblogged one of my posts one time and I freaked out sooooooo badly!!)

Aww thats so sweet and now I feel 10 times worse for never checking my inbox but THNK YOU! No, seriously. Im a gigantic loser. A gigantic loser whose wallet is completely controlled by Rick Freaking Riordan. I did just check out your blog and PJO AND VLD IN THE SAME PLACE SIGN ME UP I dont get why you would freak out over /me/ but you seem pretty cool yourself ;*

where did your spine go

Title from the song Dead Bird by McCafferty

Rating: T
Warnings: some swearing, bullying
Word Count: 6800
Pairing: markson

Jackson had accepted his fate as Tommy’s punching bag as soon as the bullying began. What he never expected was for someone, especially a someone like Mark, to step in. 

that summary is disgusting, im sorry, heres the bully au: where jackson is bullied and mark is watching out for him

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FEA's men in a nutshell
  • Chrom: marry me pls
  • Robin: hey bb wanna s support ;)
  • Frederick: i have this stick up my ass and idk how it got there
  • Virion: may or may not be inigo's father??????
  • Stahl: i ate 20 minutes ago now im hungry
  • Vaike: check out my jersey shore muscles
  • Kellam: hello?
  • Donnel: country bumpkin, probably wrestles pigs shirtless
  • Lon'qu: GET BACK WOMAN
  • Ricken: i have one chest hair
  • Gaius: CANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCAN
  • Gregor: is a russian for some reason
  • Libra: don't have sex or you will get pregnant and you will die
  • Henry: into heavy BDSM
  • Basilio: cueball
  • Owain: secretly likes naruto
  • Inigo: fedora wearing loser
  • Brady: cries over soap operas
  • Gerome: fuck off
  • Morgan: MOM LOOK AT ME
  • Yarne: likes to yiff
  • Laurent: masochist
  • Gangrel: may or may not be gay for chrom
  • Walhart: walmart
  • Yen'fay: saaayyy'ri
  • Priam: why am i here

anonymous asked:

Could I get a matchup? :0 Im a bisexual girl and while I like to believe Im the coolest person ever, Im a total loser rip. I dress like an elderly librarian ((ugly cardigans and floral dresses included)) and am terrible at talking to people. I like sketching, watching movies, playing video games, and making really bad jokes that no one laughs at. I get paranoid over everything and tend to get moody super easily.

I match you with Mei. She’s also a total loser deep down, the two of you could be losers together. She doesn’t mind how you dress, not really being the best with that sort of thing anyway. She likes watching you sketch and she finds your jokes funny, after she figures them out. Her cheery attitude is a great match to your moods, after trying to pull you out with cheesy jokes.

uk prime ministers as dril tweets
  • clement attlee: dont talk to me of trade agreement when the only thing we can agree of is that charlatans & mad hatters have overrun the waushington office.
  • winston churchill: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying
  • anthony eden: see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful wife? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office
  • harold macmillan: if youre one of the guys who blocked me on here, i Forgive you, and im ready for you to unblock me now.
  • alec douglas-home: if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
  • harold wilson: my "F*&k It!! Let's Go Golfin" t-shirt maintains a tenacious stranglehold on my life. after 1,125 days of Golf my body is twisted, deformed
  • ted heath: replying to massive amounts of flagrant screwball tweets with words like "Tedious" followed by a period
  • jim callaghan: awfully bold of you to fly the Good Year blimp on a year that has been extremely bad thus far
  • margaret thatcher: "Is Wario A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
  • john major: clown college is bnot a real place. it is a location imagined by trolls so they can claim that i'm from there or that i should go there.
  • tony blair: to the coward fraud who claimed my username: it is you who deserves to be plagued by this baneful "2". Posted by CrotchLordMiami2 at 3.36 am
  • gordon brown: my followeres, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infants
  • david cameron: Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Candles $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
  • ed miliband (in my dreams ok): now youve done it, teens. the official mr bean account is closing because you all kept calling him dad
Richard III Characters as @dril Tweets
  • Richard III: confiscate my spine
  • Queen Elizabeth: convinced that about 98% of my followers and favs are all from one awful man who is taunting me becuase I spoke ill of orange julius in 2011
  • King Edward: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. I hoot and holler out of the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying
  • Clarence: (me in prone position while having my house swatted again) officer if u could please just slip the rest of that campbells chunky in my mouth
  • Hastings: im being evicted from my home for saying kfc should sell burgers on a public log, and being a general "Dumb Ass" when it comes to IQ
  • The Murderers/Tyrell: attention all cops on reddit who have murdered people ; was it Awkward? what gun did you use. did you get a promotion
  • Lord Rivers: RAT CHECK.., unfollow me , if youre a sleazy low down RAT!!!!! i will knock your block off, I respect honor, Truth in words and action.
  • Duchess of York: measure to approve massive depressing statue in the center of town depicting an emaciated mayor carrying a boulder that says "My Sons" on it
  • Duke of Buckingham: i just found out today that my best friend and confidant of 11 years is a beers drinker. this troper is NOT amused
  • Princes and Princess Elizabeth: "This Whole Thing Smacks of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit.
  • Lady Anne Neville: every time i close my eyes i have visions of going berserk and spitting on a human face until it is unrecognizasble
  • Queen Margaret: i feel truly blessed ,knowing that everyone who has spoken ill of my brand is eating bugs in a cold prison cell
  • Lieutenant Brakenbury: sorry to all crooks, hucksters, cronies, and phonies... but in this, our year of 2016, policeman is sitll king, and the jail, his Kingdom!
  • Catesby: people who like to say "Ba ba ba ba " at me < < < < People who hand me their wallet
  • Lord Stanley: Disgruntled StepSon
  • Sir Richard Ratcliff: spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes... Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn
  • Henry Tudor, Earl of Richmond: DOCTOR: you can't keep doing this to yourself. being The Last True Good Boy online will destroy you. you must stop posting with honor. ME: No,
  • Bonus Richard: pleased to announce i am pissed off due to Stress,. and the Block All Girls initiative is now officially underway
IMPORTANT ERERI HEADCANON

asexual-levi YAAAAAAAS Eren as like all long awkward limbs he’s so much taller than Levi 
pls imagine Eren trying to be all flirty and trying to straddle Levi in a chair but he cant get his dumb long legs to fit right and hes really uncomfortable and Levi’s just like giggle-snorting in his levi way im gonna throw up blood

IMAGINE THE CHAIR BEING A ROLLY CHAIR THOUGH AND IT FUCKING //TIPS OVER// IM GONNA CRY HOLY SHIT

DUDE IMAGINE THE WHOLE THING JUST TIPS AND EREN JUST FALLS ONTOP OF LEVI AND HES SCARED LEVIS GONNA BE ALL MAD AND HES LIKE BABE IM SORRY IM SO SORRY AR EYOU OKAY AND LEVI JUST STARTS LAUGHING SO HARD AND HES LIKE YOU’RE A LOSER EREN AND EREN GET SALL BLUSHY LIKE NO IM NOT IM GONNA CRY