im a loser get over it

Everyone:I LOVE MY INTERNET FRIENDS THEY ARE SO COOL

Me : same

also me: *has no internet friends* *is awkward with anyone who dares speaks to me on the internet* *has basically a mini anxiety attack before sending anything over the internet* *is overall loser* 

  • Georgi: Now that Viktor's gone, I'm Russia's top skater!
  • Yurio, to Mila: Did he say something we were supposed to listen to?
  • Mila: I stopped listening as soon as he opened his mouth, honestly.
  • Yurio: Just nod, that's more attention than he ever gets anyway.

Anonymous said to ask-kimdaily: top five namjoon hairstyles?? (my personal fave is his cotton candy hair from war of hormone)

1. Pinkmon will always hold #1 on my heart forever and ever until I die see that L right there thats me for Loser because im the biggest loser for pinkmon :(

2. Eggmon was the cutest dorkiest cut it always turns my :( into :’(((( because I weep everytime it comes on my dash

3. I will also probs never get over grapemon tbh

4. I really loved his silver hair esp if it’s styled like this!!!

5. One of my fav all time looks!!!! SOFT AND FLUFFY IS HOW HIS HAIR SHOULD ALWAYS BE

the dream team probably has a kkt group chat and jaemin was most likely watching the show at home so when they won, he started spamming the group chat with

“I’M SO PROUD OF YOU”

“im not dreaming, that happened right??

RIGHT???”

“ASHDIAKSLKSIAKAJJSKAKA RENJUN DONT CRY OR I’LL RUN OVER THERE AND HUG YOU

ok i can’t run over there but i mEAN”

“!!!!!! my sunshines !!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“IS DONGHYUCK CRYING WHAT A LOSER,,,,,, bby dont cry ily”

“let’s get frickin zaAzzEd when you get home i have apple juice”

okay so like…heathers the musical has ripped my heart into a thousand pieces and I needed to find a way to cope and this is what I came up with. when veronica said she wished she met jd before he got fucked up I was like me too veronica!!!! me too!!!! so this is p much what I think would have happened if they did. its not a fic its just a long ass headcanon I wrote real quick. I hope you dig it pals

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Hermione Granger has created “Us”

Hermione Granger has added Harry Potter

Hermione Granger has added Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy: wats dis

Draco Malfoy: we hav a chat hermione

Draco Malfoy: did u lose it

Hermione Granger: first of all, I thoroughly regret teaching you muggle text abbreviation

Hermione Granger: and second, this is not the same, Harry’s here too

Draco Malfoy: ???????????

Draco Malfoy: wat u mean hes here

Hermione Granger: it’s a group chat

Hermione Granger: Harry, can you read all of this?

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: take longr potter will ya

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: dis exactly y he & I dnt txt

Draco Malfoy: he takes 4evr

Draco Malfoy: maks me wanna kill mself

Hermione Granger: your writing makes me want to kill myself

Hermione Granger: please stop

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: y did u do dis granger

Hermione Granger: I thought it was Hermione now

Draco Malfoy: it comes and goes I wouldn’t trust it

Hermione Granger: see! You can write like a human being!

Draco Malfoy: dat was stupd autocorrct

Hermione Granger: …

Hermione Granger: you mean to tell me that writing like this actually takes you longer?

Harry Potter is writing 

Harry Potter: Hello. Oh so this is like the Gryffindor chat we have, right?

Draco Malfoy: what

Hermione Granger: right 

Draco Malfoy: you have a group chat with all your gryffindor mates?

Draco Malfoy: why wasn’t i aware of that?

Hermione Granger: because you’re not a gryffindor?

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: so? I can just imagine the type of things you discuss there

Draco Malfoy: if you didn’t tell me it’s for a reason

Harry Potter: I guess you’d also like to know about the group chat we have with Ron.

Draco Malfoy: :O

Harry Potter: And with the work people

Hermione Granger: …

Draco Malfoy: >:(

Harry Potter is writing

Hermione: Harry…´

Harry Potter: And with Pansy, Theo, and Blaise.

Draco Malfoy: WHAT

Draco Malfoy: I AM INDIGNANT

Draco Malfoy: WAS NO ONE PLANNING ON TELLING ME THIS

Hermione Granger: Draco

Hermione Granger: is not what it looks like!

Draco Malfoy: LIKE HELL IT IS

Harry Potter is writing

Hermione Granger: We were planning your birthday!

Draco Malfoy: THAT’S IT. IM CALLING PANSY

Hermione Granger: Draco no!

Draco Malfoy has left the group

Harry Potter: We also have one with Cho, Viktor, Ginny, and Ron.

Harry Potter: It’s called Ex Lovers.

Hermione Granger: Harry, he’s left the group.

Harry Potter: Oh 

Harry Potter: Hermione! You totally ruined the surprise!

Hermione Granger: me?!

Hermione Granger: You were the one who told him about the chat!

Harry Potter: Yes, but he didn’t have to know why!

Hermione Granger: at least Pansy can handle him

Hermione Granger has added Draco Malfoy 

Harry Potter has changed the chat’s name to Draco has no friends

Hermione Granger: for fuck’s sake Harry! 

Draco Malfoy: he did that? 

Draco Malfoy: tosser. 

Draco Malfoy: wait. how can he do that? 

Hermione Granger: I made you both admins as well 

Hermione Granger: something that I’m sure I’ll regret in just a minute

Draco Malfoy has changed the chat’s name to Harry Tosser 

Harry Potter is writing

Hermione Granger: you know, I can remove your admin privileges

Draco Malfoy: so I spoke to Pansy

Draco Malfoy: and i’ll have u both know that i am the founder of the new slytherin group chat

Hermione Granger: that’s great!

Draco Malfoy: and ur not invited

Hermione Granger: we know…

Draco Malfoy: also i want a strawberry chocolate cake this year

Hermione Granger changed the chat’s name to My boyfriends are idiots

Harry Potter: Hermione, where is the fabric softener?

Hermione Granger: under the kitchen sink

Harry Potter: No, not that one. The good one.

Hermione Granger: good one?

Harry Potter: You know, the one Draco uses

Draco Malfoy: it’s hidden behind hermione’s cheap one 

Hermione Granger: :O

Harry Potter changed the chat’s name to Hermione has a terrible sense of smell

Draco Malfoy: hermione u didn’t aswr my qstion 

Draco Malfoy: y u made dis chat

Hermione Granger: why do you think?

Hermione Granger: we have a three way relationship and we can’t have a three way chat?

Hermione Granger: I thought it’d be easier to communicate with each other at the same time

Hermione Granger: but if it’s such a bad idea let’s just forget it

Hermione Granger has left the chat

Draco Malfoy: shit

Harry Potter: Nice going.

Draco Malfoy: shut up

Draco Malfoy: how do i add her back?

Harry Potter: I’m not sure.

Draco Malfoy: jfc

Draco Malfoy: i’ll just make it up to her when i get back home

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: wait. ur home, right? shouldnt she be back there by now? 

Harry Potter: Yes. She’s not, though.

Harry Potter: How are you going to make it up to her?

Draco Malfoy: ;)

Draco Malfoy: wouldn’t u like to know

Harry Potter: We literally sleep on the same bed.

Harry Potter: I would know either way.

Draco Malfoy: fine, if it means that much u can watch

Draco Malfoy: but ur not invited.

Harry Potter: Please, like you’d be able to control yourself with me around. 

Draco Malfoy: is that a bet?

Harry Potter: Maybe

Draco Malfoy: maybe? scared potter?

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy has changed the chat’s name to The Boy Who’ll Lose The Bet 

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: ??????

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy has changed the chat’s name to gryffindors suck

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH

Harry Potter is writing

Harry Potter: You wish, Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy changed the chat’s name to The loser must put on Hermione’s knickers for a whole day

Harry Potter: That’s not punishment for you, you like doing that.

Draco Malfoy: … i do not…

Harry Potter: It’s okay, you look nice.

Draco Malfoy has changed the chat’s name to Potter’s a pervert

Harry Potter is writing

Harry Potter: So when are you coming home?

Draco Malfoy has added Hermione Granger

Draco Malfoy: ha! i figured it out

Draco Malfoy: hermione do u want me to pick u up at ur office?

Hermione Granger: no

Harry Potter changed the chat’s name to Draco’s not getting any tonight

Hermione Granger changed the chat’s name to Harry’s sleeping in the sofa tonight

Draco Malfoy chaged the chat’s name to HA!

Hermione Granger chaned the chat’s name to And maybe I’ll sleep at Pansy’s

Harry Potter changed the chat’s name to Maybe is Hermione who’s not getting any tonight

Draco Malfoy: dont try to win me over harry i know u just wanna win the bet

Hermione Granger: what bet?

Draco Malfoy: he says i cant resist his sexual charms

Hermione Granger: …

Hermione Granger: you can’t.

Draco Malfoy: WHAT

Hermione Granger. but to be fair, he can’t either. I would win that bet

Draco Malfoy: oh really?

Harry Potter: Lies

Hermione Granger: alright. the last one to give in wins

Harry Potter: You’re on.

Draco Malfoy: are you two losers ready? cause im getting home

Hermione Granger: me too

Harry Potter: I’m waiting.

Harry Potter is writing

Harry Potter has changed the chat’s name to Us <3

guys i have two ace friends and they said that its fine to call all aces “tubro virgin losers who need to get a life” so that’s what im going to do from now on and if you say that i shouldn’t then you’re actively speaking over other ace people and perpetuating aphobic rhetoric. 

anonymous asked:

Another tfln inspired scenario: Barry Bluejeans and Taako are sitting together, watching Lup do something awesome as they are wont to do, when Barry turns to Taako and says, "Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?" Taako, unimpressed, just continues to stir the martini he's making and replies, "You've been saying that for five years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off." Barry, predictably, does not get up to confess his love to Lup. Taako hands him the martini.

IM DEAD

poor, poor barry
“i have to take advantage of my youth” says Barry Bluejeans (pushing 40). “better do this while i still have time” he says, 21 years into being head-over-heels and never saying a word about it to Lup

(someone help this man please)
(at least taako is around for when he’s tipsy and sniffly and can just sort of sniffle ‘taaaako…. she’s so coooool……’
‘i could have told you that, my man, that’s genetic. no losers allowed in this family.’)

MCR Things To Make You Cry

1• “We’re going to keep being a band as long as you keep believing in us” -Gerard Way

2• March 22 will come EVERY YEAR

3• My Chemical Romance brought a message to love yourself and the world, then just left us all

4• We never get to see recent pictures of them together

5• Think of all the good music they could have made from 2013 to now

6• this thing I found online that said
“Killjoys,
One last time,
Make some noise”

7• *piano* *g note*

8• Gerard is married. Frank is married. They have children. THEY’RE NOT TOGETHER. *cri*

9• “It’s a phase, one day you’ll forget about MCR” m8 it’s nOTTTTTT

10• THE FEAR OF EVER FORGETTING THEM

11• The last song they ever performed together was Helena. So, the last lyric they ever sang was “so long and goodnight”

12• THE FACT THAT WHEN YOU’RE SAD YOU CAN JUST LISTEN TO CERTAIN SONGS AND RELATE AND CRY

13• “whose your favorite band” “My Chemical Romance” “loser, you know they broke up, right?” “dId I fOoKiNg AsK”

14• You don’t know whether you want MCR back together or not because you want them to be happy and not force themselves to do something and you just ARRGGHHHH

15• Friend: Just get over it already

16• Frerard was a stage act

~~“Tears are words the heart can’t express”~~

Richard III Characters as @dril Tweets
  • Richard III: confiscate my spine
  • Queen Elizabeth: convinced that about 98% of my followers and favs are all from one awful man who is taunting me becuase I spoke ill of orange julius in 2011
  • King Edward: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. I hoot and holler out of the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying
  • Clarence: (me in prone position while having my house swatted again) officer if u could please just slip the rest of that campbells chunky in my mouth
  • Hastings: im being evicted from my home for saying kfc should sell burgers on a public log, and being a general "Dumb Ass" when it comes to IQ
  • The Murderers/Tyrell: attention all cops on reddit who have murdered people ; was it Awkward? what gun did you use. did you get a promotion
  • Lord Rivers: RAT CHECK.., unfollow me , if youre a sleazy low down RAT!!!!! i will knock your block off, I respect honor, Truth in words and action.
  • Duchess of York: measure to approve massive depressing statue in the center of town depicting an emaciated mayor carrying a boulder that says "My Sons" on it
  • Duke of Buckingham: i just found out today that my best friend and confidant of 11 years is a beers drinker. this troper is NOT amused
  • Princes and Princess Elizabeth: "This Whole Thing Smacks of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit.
  • Lady Anne Neville: every time i close my eyes i have visions of going berserk and spitting on a human face until it is unrecognizasble
  • Queen Margaret: i feel truly blessed ,knowing that everyone who has spoken ill of my brand is eating bugs in a cold prison cell
  • Lieutenant Brakenbury: sorry to all crooks, hucksters, cronies, and phonies... but in this, our year of 2016, policeman is sitll king, and the jail, his Kingdom!
  • Catesby: people who like to say "Ba ba ba ba " at me < < < < People who hand me their wallet
  • Lord Stanley: Disgruntled StepSon
  • Sir Richard Ratcliff: spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes... Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn
  • Henry Tudor, Earl of Richmond: DOCTOR: you can't keep doing this to yourself. being The Last True Good Boy online will destroy you. you must stop posting with honor. ME: No,
  • Bonus Richard: pleased to announce i am pissed off due to Stress,. and the Block All Girls initiative is now officially underway
Hamilton Characters as dril Tweets
  • Hamilton: THis is not a "Meltdown". Its a normal opinion
  • Burr: my entire face turns purple as i try to enjoy my cup of monday coffee while all my coworkers rush into my office to watch me fail once again
  • Washington: blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
  • Jefferson: Your "I Love TD Bank" Car Decal Fucking Sucks
  • Eliza: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
  • Laurens: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you "Blocked"
  • Lafayette: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. I hoot and holler out of the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying
  • Mulligan: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
  • Madison: i have absolutely zero interest in friendship, i have absolutely zero interest in jokes, i am simply here to collect data and earn respect.
  • Angelica: i just want to find the optimal bra for sniper operations, but everyone here is so rude, and pieces of shit
  • Maria: the essential, Male Ass
  • King George III: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like "oh tortures bad" "its ineffective" fuck off

okokokok I don’t wanna get super soppy here but here goes ;

today marks the day the actors have successfully finished 36 performances of winners + losers and?? im?? so?? proud?????? they’ve all done so amazingly well, from being the main characters but also the background characters who handles all the props etcetc, that muST BE SO MUCH HARD WORK AND THEY MUST BE REALLY TIRED RN. I’m getting so emotional bc I’ve grown attached to each and every one of them, I love them so so so so much and I’m forever grateful that they could bring my favourite anime and my favourite characters to life so flawlessly. i will forever support them in their future work, of course, but I’m really upset that it’s all over and aasdffghdhdhdjdkdkldl. im wishing they’d have another one, featuring fukurodani but most of the actors already have commitments and projects after this.

i don’t care that this sounds sOOOO SOPPY and cheesy but im actually crying because they’ve all done so well and I love and cherish them so so so much .

Ok im fuckn done y the fuck does this idiot have his hair stuffed under his gigantic super villain cape which is probably as heavy as the compiled weight of all the clothes i wear in a goddamn week????????

Let me tell you something my hair is as thick, dense, and heavy and ryouma’s and before i hacked it all off, it was almost as long as this moron’s hair is. And i may be bananas but i am not psychotic enough nor am i dumb enough to have long hair like that underneath the collar of anything

Like when u wear it like this u cant prevent ur hair from yanking ur skull back every time u lean back against something. Enjoy ur whiplash u stupid motherfucker

And when ur hair is thick it hurts even more not to mention that having that much in the back of ur clothes feels like u have a dead cat shoved in there or something

And dont fucking tell me that it would look ridiculous going over a popped collar as big as that cause its ur own damn fault for thinking that it looks cool and getting it in the first place

I mean just look at this loser

trash wolf: the show
  • lydia: *is traumatized*
  • stiles: shut up lydia, like I know you're traumatized but I just found a way to make this situation about me so I am going to
  • scott: I think everyone deserves a chance, you're being paranoid.
  • stiles: WOW, scott...I thought you were my friend. Guess Im going to be an asshole to you now.
  • isaac: *is an abuse victim tht suffers from ptsd*
  • stiles: lol remember that time your dad locked you in a freezer and now Im going to write a book of jokes about it and read it to you every single second of your life
  • boyd: *is a loner*
  • stiles: lmao why dont u have friends loser *talks shit about him to literally everyone he knows*
  • jackson: *is adopted*
  • stiles: I can't believe you don't know your real parents LMFAO
  • allison: *chooses family over scott*
  • stiles: wow, what a bitch. I am going to stop being nice to you now for making a rational decision. Bye.
  • kira: *is in shock over her mothers story*
  • stiles: get over it wtf its been like 3 mins
  • theo: *says hi to scott*
  • stiles: something isn't right with my old friend better suspect him so I am right later and scott is wrong so that the fandom can hate on scott!!!11
  • liam: *has been kidnapped and turned to a wolf against his will*
  • stiles: I can't believe you don't like me stranger I just literally met 5 seconds ago
great comet characters as dril tweets
  • Pierre: 12 year slave huh? sounds like my marriage. which I dont enjoy. to the degree that it is succinctly described by that particular movie title
  • Andrey: I TAKE BACK EVERY KIND THING I'VE SAID ABOUT THE GIRLS ON HERE ! SHALLOW AND CRUEL ! HEART LESS DEVILS ! MANIPULATING MY POSTS & TRICKING ME
  • Natasha: beginning to despise my friends and loved ones for pushing valuable branded content off of my feed as I struggle to comprehend this world
  • Sonya: THIngs other people like: being bastards, being Uniformly tasteless THINGS I Like: Being reasonably kind, and trying to help, when i can
  • Marya: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
  • Anatole: every now and then I like to treat myself to a bit of “Lying under oath”
  • Helene: cornering a janitor for 50 minutes to tell him how i was once involved in a polyamourious relationship w/ the guy who said "lee roy jenkins"
  • Dolokhov: i feel like getting shot would;nt be that bad if you knew how to properly "body spin " away from the bullet or slap it away with your hand
  • Mary: i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to fuck off, fuck myself, etc
  • Bolkonsky: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying
  • Balaga: “jail isnt real,” I assure myself as I close my eyes and ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco