im 40 years old

Can you imagine how proud Gerard must be? He was a drug addict and an alcoholic for years. He was suicidal and he thought he was never going to make it past 25. But now it’s his 40th birthday, he has an amazing wife and a cute daughter, he’s finally accomplishing his dreams as a comic book writer and he’s very happy. He made it and he inspires thousands of people every day, because if he can do it, so can we.

With that being said, let’s all wish this wonderful man a happy birthday and stop judging him for not looking like his 27 year old self.

Me: *playing on my phone*

Friend: hahahahaha are you looking at pictures of GERARD hahaha ew

Me:

2
what girls actually look for in guys

tall
tan skin
dark hair
is great at cooking
likes to talk to inanimate objects
has a hella mustache
is Bob Belcher

@saitouh i dont think theyre like stuck-stuck, like some months definitely passed in the series (and they even celebrated kyubeis bday😂) but overall their ages are around the same/1 year difference-ish as the beginning (what i believe, since its not like years passed by, but months most definitely)

i dont think sarutobi is that young? someone else concluded that she would be around the same age as gintoki/hijikata/zura etc. maybe like 25/26? not older than 28 atleast..
tsukuyo, im really not sure, like i personally think shes around 23, but i wouldnt be surprised if shes younger??

anonymous asked:

hey can i ask some advice? i want to start writing my own smut but im a virgin and im worried it's going to sound like steve carrel in 40 year old virgin.

I know you all think I’m some kind of porn star… And that may be true (I’ll never tell *wink*) but… 80% of smut writing is just putting your fantasy down on paper.

Obviously I’ve never gotten drunk with Dean and let him take me on the hood of the Impala. I would… But I havent.

If you want to write, write. If you’re nervous to post it, hey, at least you wrote it for yourself. ;)

anonymous asked:

Could I get some RFA + V/Saeran (those two are super popular omg) helping you through a really bad day? ;;

//ayy sure thing my dude, sorry if i got too carried away with it heh. i also had some trouble coming up with the issues, so sometimes they repeat themselves and in literally all of them there are snuggles and hugs and i apologize for that but honestly?? none of them wouldn’t cuddle you , ya feel? i might edit this later btw//

Yoosung:

  • first off, yoosung is one of those people who is always checking in with you because he remembers when he would feel really depressed because of Rika and he never wants you to feel that
  • so let’s say you and him planned a date tonight and you were going to go out to eat and then to the movies to see one of the new films coming out the yoosung was really interested in
  • and so you’re in class, right? and you have your big travel cup of some drink, and you reach over for your pen, but you knock over that cup, and the lid literally just opens/falls off and it spills all over your keyboard
  • but you can’t really get up and get napkins or paper towel so you clean it to the best of your abilities with your shirt, which is actually a really nice sweater
  • so class gets out and you have tons of homework which sucks. and you know what? your professors a lazy ass and he doesn’t even teach you, just gives you a bunch of problems to solve or tell you to write something
  • on the way home you missed your train, like you were literally are running up the station steps when it starts to close the doors and pull away
  • no way in hell are you waiting for the next one, because in that time, you could walk back so you did
  • but it started raining, and you don’t have your umbrella, so you go to just call yoosung to come and pick you up but your phone dies
  • and eventually you get home two hours later, stopped by everything and soaking and crying and Yoosung sees you in the door and he’s all dressed up and has this worried look on his face and you cry even more because you know he was really excited for that movie and your day has just been absolute shit
  • and you try to apologize but you just can’t stop the tears and he just hugs you and pets your hair because he’s been there, he knows what it’s like
  • you apologize and tell him that you’re sorry but he’s just like “MC, don’t say that, it isn’t your fault, i’m sorry i couldn’t have helped you sooner.”
  • he just makes you some hot chocolate and a towel and a change of clothes that just came out of the dryer
  • you just snuggle into him and watch The Lion King and go to sleep 
  • yoosung actually loves you so much and he understands when you want to talk and don’t so he’ll just hold you and hug you and be there with you

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