im 40 years old

2
what girls actually look for in guys

tall
tan skin
dark hair
is great at cooking
likes to talk to inanimate objects
has a hella mustache
is Bob Belcher

anonymous asked:

ok unrelated to what u initially highlighted but "enough to make her wonder how long he had suffered in silence before she awoke" thats lame as hell, having a goddamn erection isnt suffering he coulda just gone away to the bathroom or something wtf i hate kermels

lmaooooooooo i honestly TRIED NOT TO READ IT BUT HERES THE FULL LINK

IT’S NICE TO KNOW KARAMELS ALSO MAKE HIM CONTROLLING IN FIC BTW

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9795002/chapters/21996116

ITS WRITTEN BY GLDNGRL WHO IS LIKE 40 YEARS OLD IRL IM SURE

im literally only 20 and i feel like im 40 years old!!!! i do the same thing every day  and im so fucking sick and tired of it i wanna live my life and travel and see the world i dont want to do THIS anymore