“2, 47 & 139 with chance. Were dating and hes being all touchy & perverted and the other members tease us and yeah”
2. “Stop winking”
47. “I touched the butt…”
It was just a casual Saturday night and you were in the boy’s room chilling
“WHAT!!! BULLSHIT!!!” chance yelled causing Anthony to laugh
The boys were playing either a soccor game of call of duty and you were waiting on tessa and erika to get back home with food
“Ill be back” you said to chance as you leaned over the back of his chair to kiss his cheek
“Where you going?” He asked stopping you by grabbing your hand
“To the kitchen to get a drink” you said
He nodded and winked at you and as you went to walk out again he slspped your ass
“I touched the butt….” he said in a whisper
You laugjed and made you way downstairs and into the kitchen
“Oh hey your back?” You asked when you saw tessa and erika
“Yes weve been back for about 5 minutes” erika said as she ate her salad
“Probably didn’t hear you because it’s real loud up there” you said as another yell was heard
“When is it not loud in this house?” Tessa asked causing you all to laugh
Grabbing the pizza you orded you sat down on the stool and began to eat
“So how long have you and chance been together now?” Erika asked
“A year next week” you replied eating your pepperoni pizza
“That’s so cute!” Tessa said
You blushed and smiled at them
You smiled disappeared when you felt hand’s go to your ass and hip
“Hmmm you look famn fine in these booty shorts and my top” chance said in your ear
His kisses then traveled from your ear down to your neck
You giggled and blushed trying to push him away
“Stop im trying to eat pizza” you squeked when he pinched your bum
“God chance get a room buddy” jake said patting his back
You looked at chance who then looked down and winked at you
“Stop winking” you said going back to eating your pizza
“You love it” he said kissing your cheek and grabbing his pizza
Looking at what he got you saw that he got Hawaiian and grabbed a piece
“So you will let her steal your food but you eont let me or jake take any” Anthony said
“She’s my woman that’s why” chance said wrapping an arm around your waist from behind while he ate his pizza
“Were your brother’s man” jakr said pouting like a baby
“Get over it big baby” chance said smirking at them
The boy’s stuck their toung out at each other and then laughed
Jake and Anthony were the first to finish and sat there eyeing everyone’s pizza
Sighing you slid your last four pieces over to them
“Damn thanks babe” Anthony said causing jake to nod
“Back off mate!” Chance said glaring playfully at them
“Here” chance said as he held a piece of pizza near your mouth
As you went to bite it he pulled it away and laughed
“Asshole” you said glaring at him as you got up and waljed to the freezer grabbong a tub of ice-cream
Bending down to look at the options you felt something brush up against your ass and a grunt
“Damn y/n i think you’ve turned him on” kade said as you pucked out your fav ice cream and turned around and stood up in front of chance
“Maybe we could do something about that..” you sexiky said grabbing chance top and puslling him towards you
“But i don’t think so.” You said laughing as you ran off into the boys room
Hearing chance chase after you, you laughed and before you could close the door he had you in his arm’s
“Real funny babe” he said kissing your neck
“Not tonight” you said squeezing his cheeks together in one hand
“Fine. Just stop turning me on” he said as you laughed
“So don’t do this” you said as you slowly slid down to your knees infront of him
“I swear i will fuck you. Right here right now.” He said glaring down at you
You kaughed and got up smiling at him inocintly
He sat down grabbing his controller and oatted his knee
You sat down on his knee and he wrapped his arm’s around your waist as you opened your ice cream and ate a spoonful
Grabhing another you turned to him and fed him some ice cream
I have a headcanon that contrary to popular belief Tony loves to eat. (he's always portrayed in fics as the one who forgets to eat, but even in im3 we see him having a meal in the workshop, pepper asks him why he ate without her, in avengers he has some snacks during the day, in im he eats the pizza, i dont know where this trop comes from tbh) So like he loves to eat, loves trying new foods, absolutely loves sweets, and you can see him eating something most of the time at the tower.
I think it might come from the whole getting-stuck-in-your-own-head-whilst-creating-stuff experience? It might be something a lot of people can easily relate to, since you have so many artists and writers in fandoms who create the fics and fanart… I know I for one understand typing something and two hours later when you reach for your tea it’s cold and disgusting…or forgetting to eat breakfast and not even noticing until it’s almost lunch… But that’s just my theory.
And I absolutely love this headcanon, thank you for sharing it, anon! I agree that it fits Tony very well (though I confess to enjoying the other trope as well). Here some more titbits that fit into this headcanon:
Tony’s love for food always and without exception surprises other people. There’s no specific reason (that anyone’s ever shared with him), they just don’t ever see it coming.
It’s a little known fact, but Tony is almost never caught without food. He has secret stashes all over the different buildings he owns, lots of food in his workshop that JARVIS keeps careful track on, is known to pull out some dried fruit or cookies out of what everyone else insists is literally nowhere at random moments, and everyone swears even the Iron Man suit has a couple of secret pockets and hollow spaces for the explicit purpose of storing food.
[Steve suspects Tony’s obsession to always have food on him is fuelled by the sole desire of always having something to munch on during debriefs and driving Fury (and Steve) insane because of it.]
[He may or may not be right.]
[Though Tony insists his love for food and his paranoia to be without anything in case of kidnappings, crash-landings in the middle of nowhere and similar situations are equally responsible.]
Tony is a lot more conscious of his body’s needs than most people assume. Even in case he’s on an engineering binge, he’s got JARVIS monitor his physical state and has various warnings and safeguards built in so he won’t dehydrate himself, suffer from malnutrition and similar things.
Tony has been known to travel to a foreign country to sign a business deal personally for the sole reason of trying out said country’s local cuisine. Pepper may or may not have taken almost three years to realise it.
When Tony waits for someone before he starts eating, he’s either about to ask said person to marry him or the world is about to end (and even then there’s a 70 per cent chance Tony’ll decide his last hours are better lived on a full stomach). A certain someone had to learn this lesson the hard way.
While Tony loves to eat he is occasionally insecure about his body–especially since the only people around to compare himself to, are eihter superhumans or damn close to it. His partner will not stand for it though–and neither will JARVIS or the bots.
That’s all I could think off right now, but feel free to add your own food-related Tony headcanons. Or just send me an ask ;)
hey is anybody else here just like. rly done w pizza crusts. they are a barren wasteland of flavorless flour, devoid of godly cheese and sauce, and are literally the worst way to end an otherwise delightful pizza experience
Strawberry pancakes were a good idea. I ate strawberry pancakes, my sister ate strawberry pancakes, my cat ate strawberry pancakes, my birds ate strawberry pancakes. My mom ate strawberry pancakes. We all ate strawberry pancakes. Strawberry pancakes.