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ben cook story time

so this is a story Ben’s dad told me one day and I think it deserves to be shared with the world.

while Ben was working in billy elliot on Broadway, he and his dad would regularly see shows together. one day they were hoping to see the revival of John Guare’s dark comedy, House of Blue Leaves. a show that deals with a lot of mature matters.

Ben walks up to the ticket office, asks if they have a student discount, and proceeds to show the ticket manager his sixth grade PPAS ID. after he asked for two tickets, the manager leans out of the window and says, “this show is for mature audiences, you are too young to see the show.”

Ben, without batting an eye, replies with, “but I say fuck onstage every night.”

the ticket manager responded with “oh, you must be in billy elliot.” then handed them their tickets and they went on their way.

Guys what do you think about making a “true crime community art” tag so that people who make art related to crime can have a place to put em and others can go and browse around. It can just be some edits or photoshop, paintings, drawings, sketches or anything

nightlocktime  asked:

HEY YOU!!! Hope life is treating you well. I don't know if you're taking prompts right now but I just re-watched Amélie for the 100th time and if you ever get the feeling of it would you write a FS au? Anyway, take care!!! Hugs!!! You rock!!!

It had begun the way these sorts of things often begin, with a perfume bottle-stopper uncovering an old bonbon box hidden behind a wall tile in a bathroom.

This, in turn, had quite naturally led to the reconciliation of the box with its former owner, before escorting a blind man down to the metro station and kidnapping a garden gnome, who later developed a partiality for travelling.

From there, it had, of course, escalated to matchmaking, forgery, breaking and entering, visits to every photo booth in Paris and falling in love with the young man with the blue eyes who collected up the discarded photographs left underneath the booths and stuck them back together again.

And it was all those things, added up one on top of the other like a stack of cards, which had led Jemma to where she was, here and now, with her ear pressed up to her front door. Her hands are still covered in flour from her dough, and her eyelashes are still wet with tears, tears that had quickly been blinked away the way that tears are when a knocks comes at the door.

Slowly, Jemma raises one hand to rest it on the wood, where she knows on the other side is Fitz.

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Now I think I understand
How this world can overcome a man

Like a friend we saw it through
In the end I gave my life for you
Gave you all I had to give
Found a place for me to rest my head
While I may be hard to find
Heard there’s peace just on the other side

Not that I could
Nor that I would
Let it burn
Under my skin
Let it burn
Left this life to set me free
Took a piece of you inside of me
All this hurt can finally fade
Promise me you’ll never feel afraid
Not the I could
Nor that I would
Let it burn
Under my skin
Let it burn
I hope it’s worth it, here on the highway, yeah
I know you’ll find your own way when I’m not with you
So tell everybody, the ones who walk beside me, yeah
I hope you’ll find your own way when I’m not with you tonight
I hope it’s worth it, what’s left behind me, yeah
I know you’ll find your own way when I’m not with you
So tell everybody, the ones who walk beside me, yeah
I know you’ll find your own way when I’m not with you tonight

Fiction // Avenged sevenfold 

Sim I’d Like to F…ondle Tag 😏

SILF = Sim I’d like to F.. ondle

There’s surely a sim out there, you’d like to fondle… Well, it’s time to tell it to everyone. Don’t be shy!

RULES: Choose a sim made by an another simblr you’d like to fondle if he/she was real… and then tag 5 simblrs.

*If you can find a picture of your SILF, it’s better but not mandatory.

So I was tagged by @reveal-the-fkn-sims (*fangirls*) 

So the sim basically came (no pun intended) to me immediately anddd

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to the vld fandom:

i don’t give a shit if you ship sheith if you ship shidge is you ship fucking coran and matt this blog belongs to someone who loves everyone. even tho i don’t ship shaladin doesn’t mean i don’t respect you because i really do. guys u aren’t pedophiles you just like to ship cartoon characters together and that’s pretty cool. ilu all whoever you are just wanted to let u know ilu