Top five ways Harry and Eggsy end their relationship. *cue evil laughter*
OH YOU BASTARD (jk jk I love you to the moon and back)
Death. One of them dies in the line of duty, leaving the other with a broken soul and shattered heart.
Harry thinks Eggsy doesn’t want an old man, so he tries to let him down gently, but Eggsy gets fuckin pissed because why the fuck wouldn’t he want Harry, and then Harry gets angry because he thinks it’s just a front and anyway Eggsy will come to his senses, you’ll see.
Their relationship of teacher and student never changes. No matter how hard one or the other pushes, the boundaries remain. So they give up, and the two of them drift apart forever.
Eggsy doesn’t want mum to be uncomfortable around Harry, so he asks him awkwardly not to come ‘round anymore.
The other knights vote to cast Eggsy out of Kingsman (I KNOW THERE’S FICS OF THIS BUT THEY END HAPPILY AND WE WANT P A I N
@yumi-chan-desu ok i just gotta say this cause ur honestly the nicest person in the world girl,,, like u even support my hoe activites and are just so nice ilu so much, thank u girl, i promise ill do it moderation
So I met @sombreset a year ago and even if I can count the days we’ve spoken (literally 365…. not a day has passed since the first, where we did not speak.) I can’t count the ways she’s helped me grow and improve and fall in love with the world all over again.
I hope that I’ve helped her some too, but I’m eternally grateful for everything she’s brought to my life and I’m glad I can call and drive her to work every day.
I hope that we get to have more adventures and photoshoots and that we can cosplay together some time soon. I can’t wait to move across the world and get to see her every day.
She’s one of the most hardworking, committed, and deserving people I have ever stumbled upon and I’m so hopeful and excited for everything the future holds for her, and I’m glad I get to be by her side through it.
I love you to the ancient Egyptian afterlife and back, thank you for being my Atem and my friend and my favourite person in the world.
/// i am living for you Dragging these people. but also ??? i really wish people would just call out people on their racism some more. instead of letting it go after a couple of hours. i'm all here for everything you're saying. ilu.
white ppl abuse the anon button way too much when they think theyre saying smth Controversial Never Seen Or Heard Before but honestly??? get some new fuckin material i am Bored
BUT THANK U IM SO GLAD U GET IT??? i could Weep tbh sdlfkjsadf LKJSDFLKJADF