1. Teach me your ways, Stevis.

2. My life rEvolves around Stevis.

3. I Need Stevis.

4. Stevis Will Always Impress Me.

5. WheNever I See Stevis, I Can’t Stop Smiling.

6. Giveth Me Your Number, Stevis.

7. I’ll Never Abandon Stevis.

8. I Hope Daggers Never Impale My Pupils, Because then I’d Only Be Able To See Stevis’ Beautiful Face/Body With My Mind’s Eye And That Would Make Me Very Sad.

9. I Miss Stevis When He’s Overseas.

10. Mrs. Stevis Reyvis Harrison iii.