illusipon

illusipon replied to your post: Home gym advantage: peeling off your pants half way through an extra sweaty workout and finishing the second half in your underwear.

Legit. Half of the time I don’t even bother with pants. Saves on washing.

To be perfectly and shamelessly honest… I don’t usually either. I pull down the shade and exercise in my panties and whatever shirt I was already wearing for the day. I’m a lazy fitness addict. XD

Which makes no damn sense: I’ll put in extra reps and do heavier weights and more sets… but change my pants? That’s just too much work… wait… what? 

illusipon replied to your post: went to a new salon for a brazilian an…

45min for a brazilian?? Wow! Mine have only ever been 10-15min

Yeah! Up until this point, I had seen 4 different people (one of them more than once) and all of them took about 45 mins  to finish, but I was talking about it with my roommate and she said that 15 mins is the time it should take if the person is really good at what they do, so I’ll definitely be going back to this woman! 

work-hard-no-excuses replied to your photo: Wasn’t going to post anymore GPOYs for a while,…

BOOM! We interrupt your regularly scheduled scrolling for a swole alert. Chances of flexing…. High..

100% chance of flexing, with scattered posing throughout the day.

ironwarriorstraining replied to your photo: Wasn’t going to post anymore GPOYs for a while,…

Jaaaaacccckkkked!!! 18” arms coming soon to a theatre near you! ;-)

Oh maaaaaaan, I’m so pumped (no pun intended) for that.  17.25" was my old goal, and now that I’ve long since surpassed that 18" is the new pinnacle or achievement.

illusipon replied to your photo: Wasn’t going to post anymore GPOYs for a while,…

Jaysus. I would touch the ever-living shit outta that.

Funny you should say that, my students tend to do that…a lot.   Of course they usually do it without asking permission and it ends in lectures from me about the personal bubble LOL

gamma-ray-capybara replied to your photo: Wasn’t going to post anymore GPOYs for a while,…

dang, that’s impressive.

bearonunicycle replied to your photo: Wasn’t going to post anymore GPOYs for a while,…

someone call 911, the guy has guns

arawan replied to your photo: Wasn’t going to post anymore GPOYs for a while,…

HOLY BICEPS BATMAN

“ARM"ed and dangerous…I..I’m sorry.  That was terrible.

A bunch of replies because I'm lame at tumblring

almondsofjoy replied to your post “Tagged by Fithealthyamy”

Like you want a human wall made up of only 5 year olds??

Like this, but with five year olds.

anothercausefordispute replied to your post “Tagged by Fithealthyamy”

“decode this” oh geez, spoiler alert: I’m gonna creep the other people you tagged in this and see if they decode it and steal it from them because I am a cheater

I’m a big nerd so, no one seemed to know it was all in Hex.
This was the string:
59 6f 75 20 61 72 65 20 6d 6f 72 65 20 74 68 61 6e 20 74 68 65 20 64 61 79 73 20 62 65 66 6f 72 65 20 79 6f 75 2e 0d 0a 54 68 65 20 77 6f 72 6c 64 20 73 68 69 6e 65 73 20 62 72 69 67 68 74 65 72 20 62 65 63 61 75 73 65 20 79 6f 75 20 61 72 65 20 68 65 72 65 2e 0d 0a 44 6f 6e 27 74 20 66 6f 72 67 65 74 20 79 6f 75 20 61 72 65 20 61 20 67 69 61 6e 74 20 62 65 66 6f 72 65 20 74 68 65 20 61 6e 74 2c 0d 0a 42 75 74 20 62 61 72 65 6c 79 20 61 20 64 75 73 74 20 6d 6f 74 65 20 74 6f 20 74 68 65 20 73 74 61 72 73 2e

And this was what it said when converted:

You are more than the days before you.
The world shines brighter because you are here.
Don’t forget you are a giant before the ant,
But barely a dust mote to the stars.

I’m kind of flowery when I write before I sleep.

almondsofjoy replied to your post “Nope. No nap.  Balls. Gotta do a meeting.”

I like sending snap chats with drawings of penises and balls.

I almost feel like I need a phone again just to have amazingly hilarious snapchat conversations with you.

bestbrit replied to your post “I want a corndog. It is not the hour for corndogs, but I want one. I…”

I wanted one last night, too, haha

Middle of the night corndogs are amazing. I almost died from mine, but it was so worth it.

illusipon replied to your post with a photo: I want a corndog. It is not the hour f…

WTFBBQ??!!!

illusipon replied to your post: Yeah, but . .

Such a shame that I can’t stand pumpkin, sweet potatoes or squash. Winter is not my season!

It’s… I can’t even… you’re hurting my heart with these horrible words. LOL okay, what about carrots, turnips, rutabagas, beets? Mangel-wurzels? Plantains? Yucca? You really can’t stand ALL squash? There’s so many different kinds and they are all different? Or is it just that you are more of a leafy greens sort of girl? You don’t make a lot of food posts so I don’t have much to go on here. (Well, you make, like, I WANT POP TARTS type posts but that is not germane to the topic.)

Yeah, but . .

illusipon replied to your post: So this just happened

I hate this opposing seasons thing - it pains me to read about everyone enjoying their strawberries and watermelons, while they’re about $7/punnet or totally non-existent here at the moment!

Soon I will be deep into pumpkin/sweet potato/squash territory again while you will be all LOL I AM AT THE BEACH EATING MELON BITCHEZZZ.  Don’t worry, you will get your turn on the summer-fruit train!