illogical!

BTS scenario: You doing something that isn’t accepted by korean culture

Anon requested:  Hiiii ! Can you do a reaction of BTS dating a foreigner and BTS is kind of ashamed by their behavior sometimes ? Like something natural in their country but weird in Korea ? Sorry I’m a hoe for illogical BTS Angst 😂


Jin

When Jin saw you leaving your chopsticks in your bowl of rice, he was nearly jelling at you.

„Yah, what are you thinking, leaving you chopsticks like that ? Huh ? Are you trying to insult me ?“

You would take would look at him in confusion, before taking them out and apologizing. He would explain that it’s rude to leave your chopsticks in the bowl and you should rather place them next to it, but keeps his attention to the food.

Originally posted by jiminssjamss


Yoongi

He invited you over to their dorm and once you entered, you continued walking inside with your shoes on. You got the hint when he stared at your shoes without saying anything.

„Should I take them off ?“, you asked slightly embarressed.

„Yeah…“, he said bluntly.

You took them off and he just sighed before going into the living room. Later that day you learned that you don’t go inside the hosue with your shoes on because you’ll bring the dirt from outside into the house and spread it there.

Originally posted by sizzlingcloudcoffee


Hoseok

He was slowly loosing his patience when you were talking loudly with someone on your phone while being on the train. Luckily, he didn’t get (too) mad as your call wasn’t long.

„Y/N, I think you don’t know this, but it really rude to talk loudly while being on public transport. People will get mad“, he confessed, turning your mouth into an O shape.

„So that’s why everyone is so quiet here“, you whispered while looking around.

„I’m really sorry, I didn’t know“, you apologized, turning a light shade of red. He just chuckled and you continued your ride in silence.

Originally posted by yoongis--babygirl


Namjoon

You guys just finished your chicken your had a fast food restaurant and were deciding on what to do next when you you saw the waiter from before running towards you. He told you that you left too much moeny behind and came to give it back to you. You explained that the food was tasty so you gave a tip, but Namjoon just stepped accepted the moeny and the waiter left.

„Here in Korea, it’s really rude to leave a tip. They even chase after you, just to give you your money back“, he cleared up, before you even had the chance to ask.

„Why ?“, you questioned in confusion.

„It’s a cultural thing“, he said while enterwining your hands. You didn’t say anything else, being somewhat embarassed.

Originally posted by cakefuls


Jimin

You finished shopping and decided to take the bus. You entered, paid and sat down in the front. You were searching for Jimin and turned around, when you saw him pointing at a double seat. You got up and walked towards him, when he explained that the seats in the front are meant for pregnant women, elderly and disabled.

„Oh my god, I didn’t know“, you said shocked, feeling bad about your behaviour.

„It’s ok. Good thing there are only few passengers“, he laughed and gestured you to sit in the seats he planned to sit in with you.

Originally posted by bangtoori


Taehyung

Not having anything left for dinner, you guys decided to go out and buy some groceries. While being on your way, you saw your landlord on the other saide of the street. She saw you, so you winked at her, while Taehyung just bowed polietly. He pulled you down and made you bow too.

„Don’t do that. It’s disrespectful to raise your hand toward an elder“, he said in awe.

„No way, I didn’t know“, you confessed, worried that it left a bad impression on your landlord.

„It’s ok. She won’t be angry, Just make sure to apologize and not do it again“, he smiled his rectangular smile while patting your back, trying to cheer you up.

Originally posted by btsbulletproofgirl98


Jungkook

You were new to the korean culture, so Jungkook invited you to a traditional korean restaurant. Your order arrived and you were about to eat, hovering with you chopsticks over the dishes, unable to decide where to start. Jungkook catched your hand and put it down on the table.

„It shows that you don’t have manners“, he said bluntly, but laughed shortly after.

Embarrassed, you hid your face behind your hands, but Jungkook just thought it was cute and patted your head.

Originally posted by urgania


anonymous asked:

so i have a question and i've been thinking about this for a really long time. so during the whole "what traits are important in a partner" question, i've been thinking about harry's answer. when he says "not that important" could he have been just saying that traits in general aren't important? and not in a response to liam's comment?

Ooh, interesting question. I personally don’t believe so, I think there’s a direct connection between Liam’s answer and Harry’s response. There’s been a few times that I’ve tried to look at it from the perspective of someone who believes he’s straight and say “oh, he said ‘not that important’ because being a female isn’t in the top three traits he looks for in a significant other” and then I sit there and realize how illogical that sounds and I completely scrap that theory. And I don’t think he’d use it in a “traits aren’t important” kind of way because his body language tells you all you need to know. 

SO, I’m starting with this gif. I’ve learned a lot about body language and I like to apply the knowledge to different instances, this one being really telling tbh. Harry’s fiddling with his rings, something he does a lot, and it might be just something he does when he’s bored or thinking but to me it comes off as a nervous tick. Like, my nervous tick is tapping my thigh repeatedly, it looks like his is twisting his rings around. His eyes are shifty and he’s looking around the room, which is a sign of uncertainty, and he seems to take a deep breath. I think he’s plotting what he’s about to say and he’s contemplating whether or not he should actually say it. 

Here it looks like he’s just said ‘who cares’, and said what he wanted to. He flips his hand which, to me, conveys ‘might as well’. And notice how he’s looking behind the camera for most of the sentence and then finally turning toward Liam, glancing at him, and then looking off to the side. I think he looked away because the handlers looked shocked from behind the scenes and he knew he wasn’t supposed to say what he did. 

And then my personal favorite :,)

This is right after Harry said ‘not that important’, look at their smiles kfjhdskjhj they’re like “we just caused our handlers to go wild bts lmao”. I actually think Liam is internally panicking because he just looks like he’s in Pain. BUT yeah!!! they wouldn’t automatically look at the people bts if he was replying to the original comment, it’s not even in plausible. 

Here is another analysis of his body language! 

P.S, let me remind you that this is the same interview that Harry went all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and pretended to walk out when asked what four things he sucks at. Let that sink in. He also used the classic “someone who’s nice and funny” to answer the traits you look for in a gf question. And he referred to his hypothetical girlfriend as a dickhead, a term commonly used to insult other men. Not saying he’s attracted to men but he’s definitely attracted to men

anonymous asked:

It's Princess Peach again - the connection of course is Sam. The benefits of DSC as a distraction far outway the risks associated with their male lead being outed. THAT is why they are allowing her to take the spotlight away - so it doesn't shine too brightly on the closet. A gay Jamie? Never. They are protecting their huge investment.

Her presence is so illogical it’s almost as if they do want us to think he is gay. 🤔It’s quite odd to me that Sam’s self appointed fairy godmother on Twitter, Shitner, has never once addressed the gay rumors which are just as, if not more, prevalent online as the dating Cait ones. Why does he ignore those?

chaotic--cosmos  asked:

Please talk about the mummy returns

pristinepastel said: Hey, i know you like the first mummy, but what about the mummy returns?

I HAVE RETURNED…after like a day. 

but what the people want, the people get!

RIGHT SO THE MUMMY RETURNS!

aka the only sequel that is 1000% just as good as the first one. like holy shit. 

ten years later and we meet our heroes again. rick and evie are happily married, going on adventures, and evie’s dream of becoming a respected scholar has come true and they’ve made a tiny human! 

the only unrealistic part being that they only had one kid, i mean they are still all over each other ten years later and you’re telling me they only had ONE kid.

okay. sure jan. 

but boy o’ boy is that one kid awesome! 

alex o’connell. this kid is literally:

  • 50% evie super-klutz-genius. 
  • 50% rick screams-at-things-that-are-illogical-to-scream-at. 
  • 50% uncle jonathan’s sheer dumb luck and wit. 
  • 10% i’m really bad at math. 

you get the point. HE’S GREAT. also the actor passed on harry potter because, JUST LIKE ME, the mummy 1999 was his favorite movie and he just HAD to be in the sequel. alex is just such a smart-ass little shit. that much like his mother, accidentally brings about the apocalypse by opening something he shouldn’t have:

Originally posted by rafikecoyote

ARDETH BAY TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. he has a much bigger role in this one. GOD BLESS. (because he was supposed to die in the first one, but test audiences loved him as much as we do, so they kept his fine ass around) he still looks prettier than everyone and is still so done with white people once again. 

*after almost being killed on he bus* “this was my first bus ride.”
*after realizing they’re gonna make him fly again* “why can’t you people ever keep your feet on the ground?”

he’s just such an awesome A+ friend goals, because while he probably needs to go be with other medjai to prepare for battle against anubis’ army (yikes), he stays with the fam to rescue alex. it wasn’t even much of a thought for him really, rick and evie just batted their eyelashes and he was like: *sighs* “these white people are always messing my shit up, but they are my white people.”

Originally posted by lestatscherie

jonathan: still beautifully the same as ever. witty, clever, and would do anything for his family. 

“be quiet alex! if there’s going to be any hysterics, they’ll come from me!”

“if you see anyone come running out screaming, it’s just me.”

when he boasts about being a good shot and ardeth is internally like “i’m gonna die.” THEN HE SAVES ARDETH. hell yeah.

Originally posted by aurhireactions

rick: he’s still screaming at things. BUT IN DAD MODE. he’s the ultimate dad.

“you, lighten up. you, big trouble. you, get in the car.”
*sweetly* “honey, what are you doing, these guys don’t use doors.”
“knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you’re about to do to him, but this is my house and i have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.”

Originally posted by lmhotep

evie: still a super-klutz nerd, but with C O N F I D E N C E. little baby librarian is now a honey badger of ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK! and also a re-incarnated princess

“no harm ever came from opening a chest.”

rick: “i swear that kid gets more and more like you every day.”
evelyn: “you mean more attractive, sweet and devilishly charming?”

Originally posted by a-ripley

we meet izzy, another one of rick’s ex boyfriends, who is a much more reliable mode of transportation than previously mentioned murder buses. 

imhotep: still emo. still wants to make out with his gf.

anck su namun/meela: hella good villain. she bomb af and 100% wants to take over the world. amazing. she actually has like a really cool role this time too!!! like so much screen time. 

Originally posted by marimoody

the rock…i mean the scorpion king, he’s another emo villain with goofy cgi rendering and like 4 million terrible made-for-TV spin off movies that you are lying if you haven’t watched at least one of them and felt that utter disappointment. but who cares the rock is pretty. and this was his first acting role and the reason we have him where he is today. 

thank you mummy returns for giving the world actor rock johnson #blessed

Originally posted by charmander-ann

THE ROMANCE AGAIN:

normal action movie sequel romance: same guy. different girl. repeat of first movie’s romance. hehehehhehehehhEHEHEHEHHEHH. 

not here bitch. 

rick and evie’s love has only grown stronger. they still bicker like old ladies at bingo night. the still look at each other like they hung the moon. they’re still disgusting jonathan because they CANNOT KEEP THEIR HANDS TO THEMSELVES. one kid my ass. they still support each other and protect each other like crazy. they love each other so much and it’s so healthy and pure and there is some good in this world mr. frodo.

Originally posted by yocalio

the bottom line here is. what’s the point of watching the mummy 1999 if you aren’t going to watch the mummy returns immediately after?

JUST DO IT.

Originally posted by mummymovies

Humans are stubborn. They will often disregard the dangers or foolishness of an endeavor if they believe it must be done.

Human-Megan was the first recorded example of this trait. She was called to the bridge during the time that a small landing party was sent to a planet she insisted was a “Death Star” simply because of its highly metallic atomic makeup.

Everything seemed to be proceeding as normal. The landing party arrived successfully, and began to survey the surrounding terrain, searching for any signs of life. Occasionally, the captain would glance in Human-Megan’s direction, in hopes that she would offer her strangely accurate insight on the progress of the mission; however, he was given nothing but incoherent mumbling about “bad feelings” and the need to “screw this noise”.

But then the mission fell into disaster. The landing party, as cautious as they were, found themselves ambushed by a group of cybernetic lifeforms, who dragged them beneath the planet’s surface after firing several devastating shots to their scouting vessel.

The captain frowned, pressing two of his four tentacles together as he considered their new situation. It would not be wise to send anyone to retrieve their fallen crew members – – it was likely they would be killed within the next few minutes. This in mind, he gave the order to resume flight towards the nearest inhabited system in order to refuel and collect new crewmates.

“What the hell?”

Those are for the bridge ceased preparations to resume flight for a moment, observing Human-Megan in confusion. She seemed suddenly distraught–she was trembling, her hands clenched into what her species called “fists”, teeth bared in something that was most definitely NOT a human smile.

“Aren’t you going to send someone after them?” she said incredulously, waving a hand harshly in the direction of the monitor.

“Human-Megan, I fail to see the logic in your statement,” the captain stated calmly.

“The logic in my–” The human interrupted her own words with a sound that set hairs on end and jolted the nervous system. If her shipmates didn’t know any better, they would have called it a growl.

“They’re our CREW MATES!” she cried, eyes darting back and forth as if silently damning all present for not taking her meaning. “More than that, they’re our FRIENDS! You can’t just–no, you WON’T just ditch them down there!”

The captain raised an eye-ridge. Was his human–was she threatening him? Despite himself, a shiver of fear raced down his lengthy spine–he had heard tales of what ignoring human threats had led to, and those tales were not to be taken lightly.

“Is that insubordination, Human-Megan?” he inquired, struggling to keep his own voice level despite the ever-growing fear in his stomach.

“No, that’s common-****ing sense,” she spat in return. “You don’t leave shipmates behind like that. You just don’t. What if that was you? Would you be okay with us just abandoning YOU down there?”

Again, confusion. “I believe you have met our first officer. He is perfectly qualified to act as captain until another can be appointed. There is no reason to lose crewmen unnecessarily.”

For a moment, he thought he had successfully gotten through to the human. She didn’t respond, simply staring at him, breathing erratically, mouth slightly open in such a way that for a moment he was forced to consider that he may have BROKEN his human.

But then she reacted. She pursed her lips and–spat at him.

The crew members who had done research on human culture physically recoiled in shock. She had actually SPAT at him–a human sign of absolute loathing and lack of respect. The captain himself was visibly shocked, observing his human almost blankly as his brains struggled to make sense of her actions.

She spun about, hissing a vile “Fine,” at those around her with a venom that made all near her flinch. Without another word she marched towards the lift, reaching out and grabbing an officer’s stunner directly from her waist before exiting.

Everyone resumed their work after a moment. Humans were strange, they were well aware of this by now. This was just another strange human behavior. Granted, human insight on situations was often valuable, but this was not one of those situations. This was the human refusing to see sense.

However, a few moments later an alarm was triggered, and a crew member appeared, breathing heavily, at the entrance to the bridge.

“Sir–captain,” he gasped. “The human–”

“What?”

“She–she stole a scouting vessel, sir,” the crewman said, his voice trembling. “She is en route for the planet’s surface.”

Chaos ensued on the bridge instantly. Their human was RETURNING to the danger? What could possibly have possess them to do something so illogical? The captain, minds reeling, immediately opened a comm line.

“Human-Megan, what are you doing?”

“The right thing, assholes,” a venomous voice shot back. “Why? You gonna stop me?”

“Human-Megan–”

“Oh, don’t ‘Human-Megan’ me,” she snapped. “My NAME is Megan. Just Megan. And if you’re gonna just leave them to die, then what do you care if I go after them? You weren’t all broken up when they got taken, why should I be any different?”

It was then that the comm line went silent. For much longer than was productive, the bridge remained still and silent, with baited breath, awaiting the fate of their human. Was she truly going back to that place? Perhaps she was simply “bluffing”, as they called it. Tricking them. She was being strangely vindictive today–was this more of this behavior?

However, after a few tense hours the GEV registered the presence of the scouting vessel–significantly battered and charred–returning to dock in the ship’s bay. The landing party had returned, injured but alive, led by a frighteningly frazzled and blood-drenched Human-Megan, stunner in hand and fire in her eyes.

It was with a strange mix of awe and utter terror that the captain approached the feral-looking human. “You…you were successful in rescuing them.”

For a moment, the human was silent. She turned to face the captain, no longer furious, but strangely aglow, radiating such strength that the captain was intimidated by her very presence.

“There’s something you should know,” she said, no longer furious, but victorious. “It is NEVER okay to leave one of your own behind. No matter the circumstances, no matter the likelihood that you’ll die getting them to safety, it is NEVER okay to just ditch them in a dangerous situation just because you might not be able to save them. Got it?”

The captain did “get it”, although not quite as she seemed to, and made a note to himself to upgrade the human handbook with a new insight:

“Humans are capable of impossible things. If crewmembers are ever in serious danger and it is likely a rescue mission will not be successful, humans will find a way to MAKE it successful regardless of the odds. We are eternally lucky that they are on our side.”