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Weird things the signs would be arrested for
  • Aries:Stealing a life-size cut out of their celeb crush
  • Taurus:Overdue library book
  • Gemini:Stalking/Trespassing
  • Cancer:Stealing gift cards
  • Leo:Assaulting someone with a stick of butter
  • Virgo:Playing music too loudly
  • Libra:Offering free flu shots at the strip club
  • Scorpio:Having sex with a picnic table
  • Sagittarius:'Accidentally' shooting off someone's genitalia
  • Capricorn:Giving people wedgies
  • Aquarius:Inciting a riot
  • Pisces:Letting their pet drive their car