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Son,

Phichit: Take care of Yuuri, okay?

Viktor: I will.

Phichit: If you hurt my son, I’ll destroy you

Yuuri: Phichit I’m older than you I can’t be your son.

Phichit: If you hurt my eldest son, I’ll bury you in sacks of rice before you can even say “Bangkok”.

Yuuri:

Yuuri: eldest? You have other child?

Guang Hong: DAD WHY DID YOU STALK MY DATE WITH LEO

Phichit: I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about.

Guang Hong: don’t even lie you posted it on Instagram “#MyLilBabyisOnHisFirstDate #ProudFather”

Phichit: Oh sorry for bothering you with my attention. I see that none of my sons want me in their life anymore. I guess that’s how children are, huh? You take care of them, let them in your life, then they kick you out when they’re in love.

Yuuri: Oh my God, Dad, not this again…

Viktor: *whispers* we should put him in the retirement house

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Couple weeks ago @cathuia hit me with a “what if Ethrean and Evelyn were siblings” idea and I lost my shit and now it’s canon. We’re officially in sibling hell.

Look at ‘em, they are too aesthetic.

Okay, so after realising how much I love OiSuga as my brotp, I had to write some stuff down ((so much rambling under the cut, just a warning)):

  • First of all, Oikawa probably barraged him with selfies in the beginning with masses of compliments to himself and hoping to make Suga jealous of how pretty he was 
  • Suga ain’t buying it and sends one of him first thing in the morning and it practically makes Oikawa cry on the way to school bc he’s stuck between admiration for how pretty he is, and how he feels insulted by how pretty he is. 

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a random tale of a frog with no real significance.

Okay so the other day a little frog got into my house and was just chilling on my stairs and I heard my mom freaking out and was like “ Oh shit what’s happenin’-” and I come halfway down the stairs and just see my mother frantically calling for my brother to come retrieve the frog and release it into the wild, ya know, before the dog gets it and leaves froggy guts all over her carpet. So my brother comes out like “ What u need” and then this very sMALL FROG just barely jumps at him and he lets out this blood curdling scream like a 4 year old girl and runs away, my mom then looks to my brother’s friend who was staying over, hoping he was more efficient at catching the frog. and he flat out said “ nope”

and so I grab a tupperware bowl approach the frog saying “ hello friend” and just catch the frog in the bowl. I then covered the bowl with a plate and took froggy outside. ya  know.

because I’m not a wuss. and at this point froggy was my friend.

but when I set froggy down outside, he wouldn’t leave. he just sat there on the plate sitting on my porch. so I just shrugged and left him there. but I came back later and froggy was still there when I looked out the window.

I was kinda like

wtf

froggy go home.

but no. he just sat right there. so I figured, maybe I can coax him to go away. so I went outside and he hopped away at the speed of light—- or so I thought. he was actually just sitting in my doorframe desperately trying to get back in my house. so naturally I did nothing and he almost got back in.

long story short, I think this frog is stalking me now, because before this point ive never heard frog noises at night but now I always hear frog noises and I know froggy is out there waiting to come back in.

and so

that is why.

I must stay vigilant

the frog is always watching.

I imagine ...

I imagine the Hogwarts Castle with great shimmering silver and bronze blocks and spiraling towers that lean to one side slightly, the halls are lined with grand windows and paintings and tall mahogany doors.  The classrooms range in sizes with long table desks and cauldrons, with books and papers floating above student’s heads. The Gryffindor Tower is beautiful and warm with soft love seats and a big fireplace, it’s stairs both spiral even though they’re in one tower and the doors that seemingly go nowhere go into the large dorm rooms, with big canopy beds and trunks at the foot of them all.  The Ravenclaw Tower is elegant and filled with white marble and blue adornments, filled with bookshelves and comfortable chairs to read in and the ceiling has the same charm as the Great Hall so you can look through the telescope, with a beautiful fireplace, the rooms spiral like the Gryffindor Tower but the beds are elegant white wood daybeds with drawers underneath.  The Slytherin Dungeon is beautifully decorated with Gothic architecture and furniture, the giant windows let you see into the green tinted lake and various creatures swim by every day, the fireplace is large and stone with snakes carved into the surface, emerald green pillows litter the silver couches, the dorms go down further into the lake, each room has a giant window and shelves for various treasures, and the beds are soft and floating above the ground.  The Hufflepuff Basement is modest and homey, soft colors and wooden furniture with yellow cushions fill the room, the fireplace is simple with folded quilts on the side, the room is filled with various potted plants and you see level with the ground when you look out the round windows, the two barrel doors lead to the dorms where the beds are carved into the wall and filled with soft blankets and bedding with a little yellow curtain for privacy. each bed has a trap door compartment right under the bedding. 

aaaaa i think i May have accidentally come across as disliking jotaro domming and kakyoin subbing, which wasn’t intended to be the case

while i do prefer it being the other way around and find it more realistic, one of the points i was trying to make (aside from hating how it’s interpreted specifically) was that it’s unrealistic for only one person in a relationship to always top and the other to always bottom. even if it’s usually one way it still won’t always be that way (like i know jotaro definitely wouldn’t top every time, that doesn’t mean it’ll completely flip around to kak topping all the time) am i making sense? lol

can sunshine go with chocolate ice cream? they bring children’s books and dolls that dream

look up at pillars, carefully there i stand, with arrows, sharp, they aim for the trouble at hand

their authors judge, they make the final rule, even veggies with bad taste will have green lights, how cool B)

for reasons, passion and heart shaped fruit, for author o author, i welcome this loot

im not good at riddlish :c s a msg bout how i feel w thngs m passionate about

But think about this

Harry teared up about his mom making her ‘g’s the same way he did right? 

WELL you are fucking lying to me if you say that Remus didn’t notice it too while going through his homework. That man’s best friends are dead, and the other one he thinks is a murderer so yea, that man is crying when he notices how Harry and Lily’s ‘g’s look the same. 

ITS 5 YEARS SINCE THOSE 2 DORKS MET FOR THE FIRST TIME JUST THINK OF THEM STAYING UP ALL NIGHT ON SKYPE AND DAN BIENG LIKE “I DONT WANT TO GO” BUT THEN PHIL GOES “ILL SEE YOU TOMORROW” AND THEY BOTH SMILE RLY WIDE AND DAN ISNT ABLE TO SLEEP FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT BC HE’S TOO EXCITED AND HE’S HUGGING HIS PILLOW THINKING THAT HE WON’T NEED IT TOMORROW BC HE’LL ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO HUG PHIL INSTEAD !!! OHMG DO IM NOT CRYING OR ANYTHING BYE