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Son,

Phichit: Take care of Yuuri, okay?

Viktor: I will.

Phichit: If you hurt my son, I’ll destroy you

Yuuri: Phichit I’m older than you I can’t be your son.

Phichit: If you hurt my eldest son, I’ll bury you in sacks of rice before you can even say “Bangkok”.

Yuuri:

Yuuri: eldest? You have other child?

Guang Hong: DAD WHY DID YOU STALK MY DATE WITH LEO

Phichit: I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about.

Guang Hong: don’t even lie you posted it on Instagram “#MyLilBabyisOnHisFirstDate #ProudFather”

Phichit: Oh sorry for bothering you with my attention. I see that none of my sons want me in their life anymore. I guess that’s how children are, huh? You take care of them, let them in your life, then they kick you out when they’re in love.

Yuuri: Oh my God, Dad, not this again…

Viktor: *whispers* we should put him in the retirement house

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Couple weeks ago @cathuia hit me with a “what if Ethrean and Evelyn were siblings” idea and I lost my shit and now it’s canon. We’re officially in sibling hell.

Look at ‘em, they are too aesthetic.

Okay, so after realising how much I love OiSuga as my brotp, I had to write some stuff down ((so much rambling under the cut, just a warning)):

  • First of all, Oikawa probably barraged him with selfies in the beginning with masses of compliments to himself and hoping to make Suga jealous of how pretty he was 
  • Suga ain’t buying it and sends one of him first thing in the morning and it practically makes Oikawa cry on the way to school bc he’s stuck between admiration for how pretty he is, and how he feels insulted by how pretty he is. 

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I imagine ...

I imagine the Hogwarts Castle with great shimmering silver and bronze blocks and spiraling towers that lean to one side slightly, the halls are lined with grand windows and paintings and tall mahogany doors.  The classrooms range in sizes with long table desks and cauldrons, with books and papers floating above student’s heads. The Gryffindor Tower is beautiful and warm with soft love seats and a big fireplace, it’s stairs both spiral even though they’re in one tower and the doors that seemingly go nowhere go into the large dorm rooms, with big canopy beds and trunks at the foot of them all.  The Ravenclaw Tower is elegant and filled with white marble and blue adornments, filled with bookshelves and comfortable chairs to read in and the ceiling has the same charm as the Great Hall so you can look through the telescope, with a beautiful fireplace, the rooms spiral like the Gryffindor Tower but the beds are elegant white wood daybeds with drawers underneath.  The Slytherin Dungeon is beautifully decorated with Gothic architecture and furniture, the giant windows let you see into the green tinted lake and various creatures swim by every day, the fireplace is large and stone with snakes carved into the surface, emerald green pillows litter the silver couches, the dorms go down further into the lake, each room has a giant window and shelves for various treasures, and the beds are soft and floating above the ground.  The Hufflepuff Basement is modest and homey, soft colors and wooden furniture with yellow cushions fill the room, the fireplace is simple with folded quilts on the side, the room is filled with various potted plants and you see level with the ground when you look out the round windows, the two barrel doors lead to the dorms where the beds are carved into the wall and filled with soft blankets and bedding with a little yellow curtain for privacy. each bed has a trap door compartment right under the bedding. 

can sunshine go with chocolate ice cream? they bring children’s books and dolls that dream

look up at pillars, carefully there i stand, with arrows, sharp, they aim for the trouble at hand

their authors judge, they make the final rule, even veggies with bad taste will have green lights, how cool B)

for reasons, passion and heart shaped fruit, for author o author, i welcome this loot

im not good at riddlish :c s a msg bout how i feel w thngs m passionate about

ITS 5 YEARS SINCE THOSE 2 DORKS MET FOR THE FIRST TIME JUST THINK OF THEM STAYING UP ALL NIGHT ON SKYPE AND DAN BIENG LIKE “I DONT WANT TO GO” BUT THEN PHIL GOES “ILL SEE YOU TOMORROW” AND THEY BOTH SMILE RLY WIDE AND DAN ISNT ABLE TO SLEEP FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT BC HE’S TOO EXCITED AND HE’S HUGGING HIS PILLOW THINKING THAT HE WON’T NEED IT TOMORROW BC HE’LL ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO HUG PHIL INSTEAD !!! OHMG DO IM NOT CRYING OR ANYTHING BYE

Hockey Luke (Chapter Nine)

HA IM BACK

I JUST WANNA THANK EVERYONE FOR BEING SUCH AMAZING PEOPLE OKAY ILY ALL

masterlist

chapter one | chapter two | chapter three | chapter four | chapter five | chapter six | chapter seven | chapter eight

chapter ten

So the team had their first game of the tournament today, (they won), and now I was back to sitting around in my room. And like always, I decided to head over to Calum’s room.

Since I was always knocking on the door, and Calum and Luke had an extra key in case one of them lost theirs, they gave it to me. It was hours after their game and once again, I was getting bored alone so I headed across to go see Calum.

I slid the key card, hearing the click and pushed the door open. “Hello?” I yelled out. There seemed to be no sign of life.

I stayed near the doorway for a bit, waiting to see if anyone would show. I walked further into the room, peeking through the few doors and looking around the small room.

I guess they weren’t here.

I was headed to the door to go back to my room, while taking my phone out to text Calum, asking him where he was.

I didn’t hear the lock click, so it came as a shock when the door swung open. I snapped my head up, seeing Luke walk in.

He hadn’t noticed me yet and was busy taking off his shoes to look my way. Plus, he had earphones in with the music that could be heard all the way across the room.

“Shit you scared me.” He spoke up, taking his earphones out and looking across at me.

“Sorry, I just came by a few minutes ago to find Cal because I was getting bored. Obviously he’s not here. I was just about to leave.” I apologized, walking closer to him and the door.

He had sweat glistening on his forehead, his bare arms in his tank top having the same shine. He looked like he had just been on a run, or at the gym.

“You don’t have to go.” He said, quietly at first and I wasn’t sure if I heard him right. “Hm?”

“I mean, you can stay here if you if you want. We can hangout.” He explained again.

I thought it over. My hand was on the door handle, ready to go back to my room but he did have a point. We were friends, I guess. Even if I did feel extremely self-conscious and awkward around him ever since that whole Mark thing.

I removed my hand from the door handle and stepped away, hesitantly moving more into the room. “Yeah, sure.”

He grinned. “I don’t bite, Y/N.” He said, clearly noticing my hesitation.

“I mean,” He added afterwards. “Unless you’re into that.” He nudged me with his elbow, laughing at his own innuendo.

I smiled, trying to get out a laugh even though I felt my cheeks flush. The feeling of his lips ghosting over my neck flashed back in my memory.

“Make yourself at home,” Luke said, heading towards the bathroom. “As I know you’ve basically already done. I’m going to take a quick shower. I was just at the gym.”

I nodded, sitting crossed legged on what I knew was Calum’s bed. I took out my phone seeing no answer from any of the other guys.

“Do you know where Cal is?” I called out to Luke, hoping the he’d know.

“Uh,” I heard him say from behind the closed bathroom door. “I think he went to hang out with some other guys on team. Michael and Ashton too.”

I fake gasped. “And they didn’t invite me? Or you? Wow, rude.”

I saw him pop his head out from the doorway, giving me a view of his bare broad shoulders. “I didn’t really wanna go.” He grinned. “Plus, it means that you and I get to hangout.” His left eye dropped in a wink, before he disappeared behind the doorway again.

He shut the bathroom door again, and I soon heard the water start in the shower. I did scrolled through my phone while I waited, aimlessly going on various social medias.

I lost track of time, liking everyone’s picture on Instagram when I heard the water stop. He walked out about 10 minutes later, different shirt and a pair of basketball shorts on.

“Hope you didn’t miss me too much.” He grinned, drying his hair with a towel as he walked towards me.

“Only a bit.” I said, grinning at him.

“You know that’s Calum’s bed.” He said, riffling through his luggage. “So?”

“So,” He drawled out, plopping down on his own bed, patting the spot next to him. “Come sit here next to me.”

I snorted. “Does it matter?”

“Yeah,” He dramatically nodded. “Of course it does. That’s Calum’s bed, I don’t want to lie in his sweat.”

“You mean you guys don’t lie together at night?” I teased, getting off his bed and going to sit next to Luke. “You guys don’t cuddle?”

“Only sometimes.” He laughed, going along with it.

We sat there in silence for a few seconds, neither of us not really knowing what to do. “It’s not weird with us, is it?” Luke asked out of nowhere.

“What do you mean?”

“Like, the other night. When we were about to kiss.” He said, looking across the bed to meet my eyes.

I bit my lip, not knowing what to say. “Is that what that was?” I said, trying to lighten the mood.

He laughed, but that didn’t last for long. “Shut up. No seriously, it’s not weird? Because I don’t want it to be weird.”

I didn’t know what to say. I didn’t want to tell him that for the past day, every time I saw him I just kept remembering the feeling of him pressed up against me. Still, I shook my head. “No, not if it’s weird for you?”

He seemed to hesitate as well, but smiled and nodded. “We’re good.”

There was another pause and I realized that there was nothing to do. “Wait!” I exclaimed, jumping off the bed and heading towards Cal’s bags. “Did Calum bring his laptop?”

I heard Luke answer me, telling me that he brought it. I found it in his things, pulling it out and sitting back on the bed next to Luke. “Let’s watch some movies online.” I told Luke, opening it up.

“Isn’t there a password?” Luke said, scotching closer to look at the screen. I laughed, “Yeah, and I know it.”

“He wasn’t watching porn on this or something was he? I don’t want to open it to something weird.” I said, as I opened the browser.

He snorted. “Not that I know of.”

“Okay,” I said, looking away from the screen at him. “What do you wanna watch?”

He thought it over for a second. “Have you ever watched How I Met you Mother?” He asked, looking over my shoulder at the screen. I shook my head no. “I heard that it’s good though. Let’s watch it.”

I typed it in, finding the episodes on some streaming website. I wasn’t a hundred percent sure if it was legal, but hey it worked.

I pressed play on the first episode, turning the volume up and sitting back against the headboard of the bed. Luke sat back as well, watching the screen. Within the first few minutes, I saw him glance over at me.

“What” I turned to Luke, after at least the tenth time. “Why do you keep looking at me like that?”

He smiled, moving closer to me. He stuck out his bottom lip, nudging me with his shoulder. “You don’t wanna cuddle with me?”

I laughed, nudging him like he did to me. “Do you always cuddle when you watch TV shows?”

He nodded. “Only with the people I like.” I tried not to think too much about what he had said, and instead hesitantly moved to lean against me. He wrapped an arm around me, pulling me closer into his chest.

I relaxed into him, feeling less tense. He was warm. Could feel his breath hitting the top of my head, and he was rubbing small circles into my hipbone.

“You’re really cuddly. It’s good. You’re a good person to cuddle with.” He murmured into my ear. I laughed, turning y head slightly to look at him. “Better than Calum?”

“God no, no one’s better than Calum.”

But think about this

Harry teared up about his mom making her ‘g’s the same way he did right? 

WELL you are fucking lying to me if you say that Remus didn’t notice it too while going through his homework. That man’s best friends are dead, and the other one he thinks is a murderer so yea, that man is crying when he notices how Harry and Lily’s ‘g’s look the same. 

Imagine, if you will, your otp sat around “studying” in one of their houses, and one of them is playing video games and trying to beat their own high score after the other got bored of winning so much. Of course, the person playing the video game is moving around waaay too much and no matter how much the other moves away from them they still end up getting hit in the ribs. It gets to the point where the other can’t take it any more and they grab their wrist and try to tell them to quit it but the person is only like “woooooah you looked so scary for a minute!” and so they get pushed over bc wow that was pretty rude of them but they pull the other with them ((bc I mean what were you expecting)) but they can’t stop laughing at the glare from the person on top of them so they just wrap their arms around their shoulders and pull them down for a kiss 

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