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“Nick loved a girl I was pretending to be. “Cool girl”. Men always use that, don’t they? As their defining compliment. “She’s a cool girl”. Cool girl is hot. Cool girl is game. Cool girl is fun. Cool girl never gets angry at her man. She only smiles in a chagrined, loving manner and then presents her mouth for fucking. She likes what he likes. When I met Nick Dunne, I knew he wanted cool girl. And for him, I’ll admit, I was willing to try. I wax-stripped my pussy raw. I drank canned beer watching Adam Sandler movies. I ate cold pizza and remained a size two. I blew him semi-regularly. I lived in the moment.
I was f u c k i n g game.”

pls consider this:

  • iwaoi actor au where they’re both famous and well respected in the industry but do completely different genres and have never met even though they’re constantly compared in the media
  • oikawa is a method actor and is notorious for dating his co-stars (men or women) bc he gets too immersed in his characters, but the relationships only last for as long as the filming + promotion
  • surprise motherfucker iwaizumi and oikawa are casted in a movie together as the main leads for an action romance 
  • u kno where this is going
  • as soon as this is announced the tabloids go crazy with “will iwaizumi be oikawa’s next victim?” 
  • but iwaizumi literally does not give a shit and is not affected at all by oikawa’s attempts at flirting/seducing (but its mostly bc he’s as dense as his thighs)
  • iwaizumi easily slips in and out of character so he can be completely sappy and in love with oikawa on screen but once the cameras stop rolling he’s back to being dense 
  • and oikawa??? predictably?? falls in love with this man who is so passionate about his job and able to pull oikawa into forgetting that they’re filming and is able to ease oikawa’s nerves before important scenes and is basically one of the kindest guys that he has ever met?? he tries to tell iwaizumi this
  • but iwa doesnt believe him bc of oikawas track record
  • theres a raunchy final kiss scene in their movie and oikawa’s lips linger a little longer than necessary and iwaizumi angsts over it bc he thinks oikawa is just getting lost in his character again and he doesnt wanna be another on of his “victims” 
  • oikawa angsts over it bc its really love
  • tabloids go fuckin crazy and the fans love them together and they’re always being spotted hanging out and there are blogs dedicated to analyzing their eye contact and what it means but??? they never announce theyre dating and oikawa usually always announces he’s dating his co stars but not this time??
  • they angst and pine for a while and a few weeks after promotion for their movie ends oikawa shows up at iwaizumi’s door step with flowers and hes like “im still in love w you please let me inside ur heart, ur home and ur body i cant deal with it anymore”
  • they get married probably 
  • oh yea also bonus points if their managers are matsukawa and hanamaki and they also fall in love
kickstarter.com
HATOFUL BOYFRIEND 2nd Semester PLUSH PROJECT!
HATO MOA x ERICK SCARECROW present the second series /limited edition plush based on the best selling video game title.

Ummmmmmmm, guys….. the kickstarter is like…… over $5,000 away from being funded… and it’s got like…. 6 days lef t… the total funds have been going down for a few days now, probably because of people that have lost hope in it… anddd the paypal money doesn’t count until the project is funded. I really hate how they set it up like that…… if it wasn’t for the stupid paypal thing we would have had this project in the bag…….

pls….. pls do me and my anxiety a favor and fund it…. I rlly need that king plush….. I was so ha  p   p y that one of my favorite comfort characters of all time was going to be in plush form for me to cradle and caress and kiss and hold gently like I’ve always wanted to… but…. im going to lose him…. he’s so close and im going to lose him…. pls…. guys pls….. i really need him….. please help this get funded…. ;;;;;;;;;

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Ah okay my schedule has finally become normal again so I thought thise would be a good time to try out some commissions! 

I’m pretty open to doing anything, although depending on the request I might deny nsfw. However, I’m fine with most nudity and violence. I’m willing to draw any desired pairings/ characters from shows/ video games, etc. Also, I’m totally open to doing OC’s, provided that you give me a sufficient amount of info on the character. 

***contact info*** - norah.andresen@hotmail.com

If you are interested or have any questions you can contact me here! Once youve given what you want I’ll provide a quick sketch, if its good thats when I’ll ask you to provide payment. I’ll try to finish a quickly as possible!

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i love having to resize gifs like 10 times its my favourite hobby

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|| Sammy’s photo shoot pictures 2/2 ||
AS MUCH AS I WANT TO JUST STARE AT THESE PICTURES ALL DAY I DONT THINK I CAN BC ILL PROBABLY END UP CRYING CAUSE HE CANT BE MINE😩😭