Save the last dance for me darling, I want to be the last person you hold tonight

pose referenced from this wonderful shot i always see on tumblr

Surprise! I’m your secret skk valentine, @soukoku-writes!!
I suppose this can also count as my gift to you for uploading your first fic~
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“Nick loved a girl I was pretending to be. “Cool girl”. Men always use that, don’t they? As their defining compliment. “She’s a cool girl”. Cool girl is hot. Cool girl is game. Cool girl is fun. Cool girl never gets angry at her man. She only smiles in a chagrined, loving manner and then presents her mouth for fucking. She likes what he likes. When I met Nick Dunne, I knew he wanted cool girl. And for him, I’ll admit, I was willing to try. I wax-stripped my pussy raw. I drank canned beer watching Adam Sandler movies. I ate cold pizza and remained a size two. I blew him semi-regularly. I lived in the moment.
I was f u c k i n g game.”

pls consider this:

  • iwaoi actor au where they’re both famous and well respected in the industry but do completely different genres and have never met even though they’re constantly compared in the media
  • oikawa is a method actor and is notorious for dating his co-stars (men or women) bc he gets too immersed in his characters, but the relationships only last for as long as the filming + promotion
  • surprise motherfucker iwaizumi and oikawa are casted in a movie together as the main leads for an action romance 
  • u kno where this is going
  • as soon as this is announced the tabloids go crazy with “will iwaizumi be oikawa’s next victim?” 
  • but iwaizumi literally does not give a shit and is not affected at all by oikawa’s attempts at flirting/seducing (but its mostly bc he’s as dense as his thighs)
  • iwaizumi easily slips in and out of character so he can be completely sappy and in love with oikawa on screen but once the cameras stop rolling he’s back to being dense 
  • and oikawa??? predictably?? falls in love with this man who is so passionate about his job and able to pull oikawa into forgetting that they’re filming and is able to ease oikawa’s nerves before important scenes and is basically one of the kindest guys that he has ever met?? he tries to tell iwaizumi this
  • but iwa doesnt believe him bc of oikawas track record
  • theres a raunchy final kiss scene in their movie and oikawa’s lips linger a little longer than necessary and iwaizumi angsts over it bc he thinks oikawa is just getting lost in his character again and he doesnt wanna be another on of his “victims” 
  • oikawa angsts over it bc its really love
  • tabloids go fuckin crazy and the fans love them together and they’re always being spotted hanging out and there are blogs dedicated to analyzing their eye contact and what it means but??? they never announce theyre dating and oikawa usually always announces he’s dating his co stars but not this time??
  • they angst and pine for a while and a few weeks after promotion for their movie ends oikawa shows up at iwaizumi’s door step with flowers and hes like “im still in love w you please let me inside ur heart, ur home and ur body i cant deal with it anymore”
  • they get married probably 
  • oh yea also bonus points if their managers are matsukawa and hanamaki and they also fall in love

i love having to resize gifs like 10 times its my favourite hobby

i make a million aus to just let them be forgotten forever lmao

the signs as cry of fear quotes
  • aries: hey! what the fuck are you doing?!
  • taurus: did he just shoot that guy? i'd better follow.
  • gemini: i wasn't exactly the toughest kid in school, was i?
  • cancer: thinking... yeah, i've been doing a lot of that too.
  • leo: i guess i helped you because i liked you.
  • virgo: how would that solve any of the crazy shit i've seen?
  • libra: no... no no no, something is obviously not right.
  • scorpio: you crazy bastard, i'll kill you!
  • sagittarius: i can't! there's a big fucking gate in the way!
  • capricorn: sorry man, i'm fucking stoned
  • aquarius: i'm confused... i'm just... very confused.
  • pisces: wait. why are you wearing a gasmask?

anonymous asked:

Omg you're gonna have so much fun! Ari and Little Mix are so good live. Have lots of fun!!

thank you im still so nostalgic about seeing ariana in boise during her honeymoon tour so ill probably just start crying as soon as i walk into the arena in seattle :’)