ill-just

If you think you don’t have anyone,
just look at your hands,
and remember how perfectly they held mine.
And if you feel like you need a bottle
to remedy the things that keep you awake at night,
then drink up,
and call me about what is breaking your heart.
If you get plastered, and can’t think straight,
I will take you to your best friend’s house
and lay you down next to him with a kiss on your forehead.
If you need a day off,
then I will go with you into the woods to lay on the forest floor,
and the creatures making noises around us will sing to you,
trying to patch up the holes you have with their beautiful notes of life.
You are leaking, and I have no disposition towards the blood.
I am here, and I will tell you every minute:
“I won’t leave,”
even if you continuously forget -
and I know you do.
—  January 7th, 2016 (g.p.)
Wedding AU's for the Friends of the Couple

Because we need more wedding writing prompts for ships other than just getting married, so here goes:

- I was invited to a friend’s wedding a week ago and now I’m going through the pictures and you are literally making eyes at me in /every single one/. I don’t even know you. I barely remember seeing you there. But you’re kind of, um, well really hot, and you appear to think the same of me so now I’m asking around everywhere trying to get your contact information who knew this was sO HARD

-Welp they threw the bouquet and you caught it but someone bumped your back- not me I swear- and I caught it when it fell out of your hand. Please stop staring daggers into my skull. I don’t need this.

- You were hired to be the photographer and yeah you did that much well but now we’re both very drunk and very tired and very lonely so you’re showing me the pics that you took on your camera and we’re cracking up about the faces people make when they don’t know they’re being photographed. Maybe this shouldn’t be as funny as it is but it’s late and I can’t think straight and I want you to laugh more often because it’s such a great sound- crap I’m in deep aren’t I

- our friends just left us on babysitting duty together so now we have to try to keep all the kids here from fucking shit up good luck to you

- You were my plus one for the wedding and we just went as friends but appARENTLY weddings are really romantic places or something because I can’t deny that there’s some pretty serious sexual tension here

- Some crazy stuff happened during the dance bit and well now I’m in your arms and you’re so cute and sweet who are you

- or, alternatively, you noticed me standing off to the side instead of dancing, and I told you that I can’t dance but you just gave me the flirtiest smile and said that you’d teach me, and who am I to refuse, you seem sweet enough…

- I left my seat in the crowd for five seconds to refill my drink, and you stole my spot, and dude I don’t want to be rude but I really need to sit down the ceremony is nearly starting can you plEASE JUST MOV-

- dude I SAW you swipe some frosting off the cake with your finger wtf man

- Shit well okay we were rough housing a bit- nothing too big, you’re just an idiot- and one of us sort of got shoved into a table and destroyed half the entrees fuckfuckfuckfuck

And at last, the classic:

- Our friends just got married and left us behind in this single world and I know that we’re both feeling pretty tired and lonely right now watching our best friends go off and be happy so-

May I have this dance?

after a lot of goofing around i finally got the screen cap i wanted

some bonus screen caps 

he really oes make the best faces haha

i hope no one pats you on the back  ever when you are making faces like that marineete

that is some MASTERFULLY flippy hair ok?? so flippy. 

anyway probs the most USEFUL screencap of Chat Noir ever….

you can see the details for EVERYTHING. what a useful drawing reference. so useful. 

big-girlawkwarddreams asked:

Ohhhh wolf is soo cute!!!! But I can't stop laughing thinking about the fact all royalty wears that black thong.. If they were really wearing like the last art Yuuri is going to wake up to see a surprise xD

oH YM G O D

tbh with how wolf tosses aruond in his sleep i bet hed wake yuuri up in the process and they’d end up like this at some point

Friend: Youtube comment section is horrible, no wonder some youtubers are disabling it! I bet your guys [The Creatures] gonna disable comments too!

Me: Again? Nah, it’s actually getting better. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen any…

*LOUD EXPLOSION AND SMOKE*

Me: ???!

*something emerges from the cloud of smoke*

Me:

*shoves all memes and breadsticks into a purse and leaves*

i swear white ppl are getting so damn butthurt over beyonce’s halftime show, talking about her “VERY controversial” and “HORRIBLE” message and actually trying to boycott her. because she wants cops to stop killing black ppl. ooh, how scary and awful, a black woman who cares about the lives of other black people

youtube

I just watched this 5 times in a row and I’m in awe at how beautiful this is. I legit cried.