ill-gotten-gains

Ok, so, here’s what I think Marvel should do:

Eventually, the current Avengers cast is gonna age out. RDJ is in his 50s now, and by the end of infinity war a lot of contracts will be up and cast members may wanna move on to new things. Marvel will have made a shit ton of money by then, so, of course, they have the option to slow down and take a break. They also have the option to make more solo title films, and miniseries with Netflix (which I hope they do, starting with a BLACK GODDAMN WIDOW MOVIE). 

But if they want a superhero team, well, it’s way too early to reboot the Avengers. (especially seeing what a disaster the premature Spider-man reboot was).

So instead, plant some seeds for the next generation – Easter eggs, or cameos in the current films.

Give us more Cassie Lang, playing with her dad’s gear.

Give us a muslim girl in Jersey looking out her window in excitement as Carol Danvers flies by.

Give us a young black boy handing Cap back his shield with a smile and a salute.

Give us a dark-haired girl with a Hawkeye t-shirt picking out a bow and arrow at a sporting goods store.

And at the end of infinity war, kill Loki off. Let him go out in a grand fashion, a sacrifice play in a game played by his own rules, with a smirk on his face as he burns.

Then, in the post-credits scene, give us a shot of a street in Paris. A little boy picks a tourist’s pocket, then slips away into an alley before he’s spotted. The boy looks at his ill-gotten gains, then looks up at the audience and smiles, before waving his hand and prompting the screen to go dark in a flash of shimmering green. 

Give us the teaser:

Loki will return with the Young Avengers (2022)

Trinket Trove

Pairing: McHanzo

Rating: G

Summary: No shiny object is safe with Hanzo’s dragons around. Not even something as important as a ring…

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Written for @mchanzo-week 2017, for Day 4 (Red/Blue) and 5 (Traditional/Unorthodox) 

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Author’s Note: This has been sitting in my drafts for a long ass time but McHanzo Week finally kicked me into gear to get it done. Helped that it fit two prompts


Jesse McCree was a man who knew how to roll with the punches. Resourcefulness was a skill he had perfected over years of being on the run after he deserted from Blackwatch, and hell, even maybe before that.

This. This was not something Jesse could easily roll with.

Jesse had already torn his own room apart looking for the ring. It wasn’t a simple case of him simply forgetting where he had hidden it either. Yes, he had to have hidden it somewhere incredibly sneaky to avoid Hanzo simply coming across it, but he had checked every single nook and cranny in the room. Shit, he had even checked the ceiling tiles.

No matter how high or low Jesse looked however, the engagement ring he’d finally saved up enough money for was absolutely nowhere to be seen. He weighed his options, which were looking to be either: A) letting the cat out of the bag and asking Hanzo for his help or B) tear the entire base apart. The latter option was the one Jesse decided on, not quite ready to face the music. Hanzo always had said he was a stubborn man. Jesse just liked to prove him right time and time again.

He made it all the way to the rec room before Hanzo discovered him.

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Ok, so I had a few ideas about an AU of an AU of a crack AU thanks to @albaparthenicevelut @resistancepilots  @aifsaath and @forcearama . And then I got thinking. And then it got a little long. Ok, a lot long. But the mental image had so much potential…

It all starts on Mandalore. In another universe Satine Kryze holds her tongue and Obi-Wan Kenobi leaves after saying his goodbyes and commits to becoming the best Jedi he can be. In this universe, she asks him to stay. So he does. Oh not immediately, there are after all conversations he must have with his master, apologies he must give, but Obi-Wan meditates long and hard and determines that this is where the force is calling him and so he leaves the order just after his 18th birthday. 

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Stray AUs

The Stray Robin by onehaleofanadventure
(1/1 | 1,086|  General Audiences)
Batman’s Robins always leave, but the bird never go far from the nest.

Fancy meeting you here. by MarbleAide
(1/1 | 2,100 | Mature)
Jason’s on recon and Stray’s ever the distraction.

Honestly, Bruce is going to kill him.

And Repeating Your Name by Alexicon
(1/1 | 2,483 | General Audiences )
Jason had a plan, and it was pretty simple. He’d sneak in to the party, he’d find the room where the shard was being kept, and he’d stay there and guard it until the party was over.

Stray Towards the Light by SociallyAwkwardFox (Maze_Runner_Fae)
(1/1 | 2,576 | Teen)
Robin finds out about a robbery happening across town and with no one else available to help, Stray decides to step up to the plate.

Catch the Cat by wallywesticle
(1/1 | 2,828 | Teen)
After years of trying his damndest to catch Catlad, Jason Todd finds himself in a predicament he could have never believed he’d be in. Finding a solution that doesn’t require a shooting or any sort of violence might prove to be the biggest challenge of his life. Hey, they never said love would come easy.

Getting Caught by BeautyInTheLibrary
(2/2 | 2,996 | Not Rated)
Stray thought it was the perfect time to bring his little bird to his place, mama cat was out on her own job tonight and they had bizarrely gotten the blessing from the Bat…to a degree. What could possibly get in the way of a little vigilante romance? Plenty, it seemed.

Stolen Kisses by Skalidra
(1/1 | 3,334 | Explicit)
Jason isn’t entirely sure what his relationship is to Tim Drake, given that he’s a sometimes crime-lord vigilante and Tim is an accomplished thief, but he is sure that he enjoys every second of it. And if that means that he ‘accidentally’ lets Tim get away with a few museum pieces, well, that’s a price he thinks is well worth paying.

Roads Untravelled by comicroute 
(1/1 | 3,577 | General Audiences) 
It was supposed to be a normal, peaceful, paid-for-with-ill-gotten-gains shopping trip. Until Tim suddenly finds himself in a hostage situation. At the mall. Good thing Boy Wonderful is here to save the day – and apparently get his ass saved by Tim right after. Tim’s random act of heroism better not go to the kid’s head.

Limerence by Pisces314
(1/1 | 3,769 | Teen )
An AU in which Catwoman caught a young Tim in the act of trailing the dynamic duo and decided she wanted to use his natural stealth skills to her advantage. Stray becomes a professional stalker, providing blackmail material on Selina’s next victims for her with the use of his trusty camera.

And one day, when Robin asks for Stray’s help on a case, Stray can’t find it in him to refuse.

Hooked On A Feeling by Pisces314
(7/7 | 12,144} | Explicit)
An AU where Jason never died and Selina caught Tim one night sneaking pictures of Batman and Robin and decided to make him her apprentice.

Jason remembers the first night he fought against Stray. How frustrating it was to fight against someone so small and agile that Jason struggled to land a hit. He remembers how Stray’s voice, soft and a little high in pitch for a boys’, kept teasing him every time he missed. He remembers how intense Stray’s eyes looked underneath his goggles. How tight that leather clung to his body.

Under the Mistletoe by chibi_nightowl
(3/3 | 18,598 | Mature)
“You okay?“ Tim asked.

No. I’m not, but goddamn it I’m gonna be. And if it takes having to come here on fucking Christmas, I’m going to do it. “No, but there is one thing I want to do,” Jason muttered.

“And what’s that?”

“Come here on Christmas Day and punch Bruce in the face for being a dick, then get drunk on Alfie’s eggnog.“

Stray Cat Strut by chibi_nightowl 
(16/16 | 67,295 | Mature)
“There once was a little boy named Stray who became best friends with a Robin…”

-OR-“

I doubt you arranged this little meeting to discuss the finer points of the fashion disasters that are Gotham’s capes.”Another low laugh and Red Hood took a cautious step forward. “I wouldn’t call that cat suit a disaster. You’ve certainly made the look your own.”Stray wanted to snarl and settled for baring his teeth. “You could say that. What do you want from me, Hood?”Red Hood held his hands out in a placating gesture. “Nothing much. I just need you to get me into Arkham. I’m going to kill the Joker.”

A Brutal Subtext Behind 2CT

(Disclaimer: I’ve been feeling a bit more bloodthirsty because this arc has felt like a plastic plot line in a tin can. There’s such a lack of character depth/plot movement that I’m going stir crazy. We’ve literally dropped important characters in favor of a two dimensional villain and caricatures of who Ciel and Sebastian used to be. Yana has produced some quality work, complete with subplot tie-ins and *proper* character deconstruction but this arc feels like she isn’t even trying. But, moving on…

One of my favorite explanations of the 2CT theory stems from a post made by @dorkshadows (post here), where instead of having two loving brothers you have a fraternal relationship filled with anger, loathing, and jealousy on our!Ciel’s part. I don’t doubt their childhood had happy moments but I picture their dynamic to be more like Thor and Loki than say, Robb Stark and Jon Snow. Underneath all the affection and time spent together, I have no doubt that our!Ciel secretly despised his brother’s venerated position as the future heir to everything—the family name, company, lands, titles. Think about it, real!Ciel was the firstborn—the heir—and was probably the focus of everyone’s attention. Firstborn males are the most important family members—even more so than the patriarch. (To get an idea of how dismissive the Victorians were of second born sons, Consuelo Vanderbilt, wife to the 9th duke of Marlborough, nicknamed her sons “the heir and the spare.”)

To our!Ciel it must have been ten years of agonized longing—of silently seething and watching his brother get everything he’s ever wanted—that finally bubbled over during their time in captivity. When our!Ciel realized he finally had the chance to steal everything from real!Ciel, our!Ciel willingly sacrificed his brother to the cultists—even though he probably didn’t know a demon would appear as the result. This makes the entire situation all the more menacing—our!Ciel let the cultists take and kill his own brother without knowing a demon might appear. He let them take his twin out of pure, undiluted spite. It’s his way of saying “sure you were the heir to everything, sure you had mother, father, and Aunt Ann’s attention but now you don’t. There’s no one here but me—I’m finally in control and I get to see you perish first.”

It’s almost as if our!Ciel is Richard III—he certainly plays the part well enough. If we substitute real!Ciel for the princes in the tower (Edward V of England and his younger brother, Richard), then we get a dark parallel that’s made even more haunting by the fact that our!Ciel didn’t just end his brother life—he stole it right out from under him. And that relationship is the kind I want to see.

Something dark and sinister, full of vice, retribution, and the desire for revenge on both sides. (Cliched survivor’s guilt? No thanks. I’d take murderer’s guilt any day.*) We know our!Ciel is selfish—heck, he even admits it outright—but I want to see to what extent. How far will he go to protect his ill gotten gains? How many people will he kill/sacrifice/offer up just to achieve his own ends? (And I believe there’s a difference between Ciel burning a mansion full of lobotomized children he didn’t know and a potential confrontation with the twin who once had everything.)

Furthermore, how will real!Ciel react to all this? If he’s been brought back to life by Undertaker, he’s probably filled with betrayal, anger, confusion, and a desperate, unyielding desire to seek revenge—just like our!Ciel.

But this is real!Ciel. The happy, confident, extroverted heir—the one who was always meant to inherit everything. How will those three years—first in death, then in the Undertaker’s workshop, then at the Sphere Music Hall, and now, finally, brought back to life—how did it change him? If real!Ciel had always been the more charming, commanding “natural leader” of the two, then I don’t doubt he’ll use all his gravitas and strength to try and take our!Ciel down. But this lingering question remains—how far will he go? We know our!Ciel always had a survival instinct—something he’s probably honed since childhood (as mentioned by dorkshadows)—but real!Ciel never needed it.

He was the heir—he was going to get everything anyway. He never needed to be sly, duplicitous, cunning, or malicious. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have these traits—there is the very definite possibility that real!Ciel is more Machiavellian than our!Ciel—he just never acted on it. He never needed to. Our!Ciel blindsided real!Ciel by offering him up to the cultists and if real!Ciel’s actually back, then the playing field’s even (with real!Ciel having the dual advantage of surprise and three years of plotting). It’d be a violent, grotesque finale I don’t want to miss.


*To me, our!Ciel is like the thief who’s not the least bit sorry he stole but he’s awfully, awfully sorry he’s going to jail. (And yes, this is a quote from Margaret Mitchell’s Gone With The Wind.)


Note: I know a lot of 2CT theorists are going to hate on this post for being too dark/dramatic/implausible but this is Kuroshitsuji. The manga whose very premise began with a cult torturing and defiling a ten year old boy in order to summon a demon from hell. The story’s bound to get darker as it moves towards the end. And, from what I’ve seen, Yana seems to despise cliches—she does everything in her power to subvert expectations so to put in a cliched “I dost loved my brother, I did!” seems like a pale imitation of shock—the true driving force would be to explore just how dark our!Ciel’s mindset was when he sacrificed his brother and how dark their reunion is going to be. As always, discussion is welcomed but please refrain from using derogatory terms, unsubstantiated arguments, and unnecessary online cruelty. Thank you.

Sometimes it just makes me super angry that Steve’s perception of Tony never really changed after the first Avengers movie. No one ever challenged it or told him he was wrong. Tony sure couldn’t have; Steve goes into every interaction expecting lies and half-truths and ill-gotten gains.

(And also you can tell Steve resents being challenged big time. Just throwing that out there. He resents that Tony doesn’t fall in like a soldier and “dares” to challenge him. Not to mention he holds Tony to unfair standards that he doesn’t even hold himself to - expecting Tony to be wholly, 100% honest with the team and ragging Tony out when he isn’t, but then keeping secrets of his own because “he didn’t want to hurt (Tony)” is absolute bullshit. Both of those were life changing secrets but only Tony is taken to task. Steve excuses himself, so he’s also a huge hypocrite).

His perception of Tony as nothing more than a spoiled child out for his own gain colors every interaction they have and I hate it. I’m just so disappointed in him.

Dear Viewer,

It has come to my attention that, despite my repeated warnings, you have viewed the Netflix adaptation of my distressing work, known collectively as A Series of Unfortunate Events. Some of you have even binged, a word which here means, “Watched several episodes right in a row, despite having much better things to do with your time.”

To my horror, Netflix had been encouraged by this, and funneled their ill-gotten gains towards a second season of this unhappy and unnerving series.
Even as we speak, set builders, costume designers and trauma specialists are snapping into action, the better to bring you even more upsetting episodes, all because of your reputed enthusiasm for this grim example of so-called family programming.

I hope you’re happy. Because you won’t be, ever again.

With all due respect,

Lemony Snicket

Fronterra’s railways are the safest, quickest means of travel between territories. It’s something of an open secret that bandits and slavers appropriate them to transport their ill-gotten gain, using bribery and blackmail to gain the cooperation of isolated station workers. 

But some folks aren’t deterred by a few tons of fast-moving steel, as a certain goon just found out~

Not Like This

A/N: This angst little number was written for the Angst Challenge (prompt in bold) being held by @impalaimagining and @wayward-oneshots but I’m also putting it out there for the SPN Angst Appreciation Day 2017.

Author: @supernaturallymarvellous

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader, Sam Winchester (mentioned)

W/C: 614

Warnings: Major character death, blood, angst (so much angst)

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We got out of the hunting life. Just packed our bags and walked away. After all, the Winchesters had given enough, sacrificed enough, to helping other people and after a while, it was the right time to go and do our own thing. We had been saving everyone else for almost our entire lives and now was the time to put ourselves first, to go and live a normal life.

Dean and I were out doing what should have been the simplest of tasks, the most routine and mundane thing you could possible imagine. We were at the local grocery store gathering everything we needed for Thanksgiving. Sam was on his way over, planning on meeting us back at our new home, a little three bed fixer-upper on the edge of town. We were going to celebrate together and have a proper family gathering for what felt like the first time in longer than I cared to remember.

I was strolling down the aisles, pushing the shopping cart and methodically working my way through the list I had made, crossing things off as I picked them up from the shelves. Dean was running around, grabbing completely unnecessary items - who needs a three kilogram bag of marshmallows?! - but he looked so happy that I couldn’t say no to him. 

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The Dangers of Dating a Superhero

Fandom: Ducktales (2017)

Summary: Keeping your secret identity is hard. Fenton learns that keeping your secret identity from your boyfriend is even harder. 

Notes: Fenton/Gyro established relationship, recommend reading previous fic “The Gearloose Dilemma.” “First Kiss” prompt as requested by @nyawhisu and a wonderful anon. 

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caches | alfie solomons

You heard them crashing into the house and grabbed out for the gun tucked by the bed. You made it to the landing before you heard their voices, let your breath go, and stormed down.

“What is happening!?”

You made your way into Alfie’s office where he and Ollie were bent over his desk, frantically counting out notes.

“Fuck, we’re short”

“Alfie, what’s happening?”

He slammed the drawer closed, running his hands over his hair, straightening to look at you before he spoke.

“Tommy’s new friends are being a pain in my arse. Won’t sign this contract ‘til we have the first shipment down”

“We’re not excessively trusting people, it transfers”

“No, you’re not”

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Tagged by the super sweet @glaciya !!!

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you’ve written, then pass on to at least five other writers

Note: Titles are hyperlinked to the fic on AO3!


One Step Closer / JayTim / 100K+ / WIP / Crime - Mystery - Drama

Tim Drake can’t help it, he’s a sucker for mystery and there isn’t a mystery like Batman and Robin. There’s something taboo, forbidden and thrilling to hiding on rooftops for hours just to catch pictures of them in action – pictures no one else has ever taken. These misadventures lead him to an odd acquaintance with a tire thief named Jay, who becomes an unexpected constant during Tim’s nighttime escapades.

When Jay disappears and no one will tell him where he’s gone, Tim figures it’s up to him to rescue his friend. But for some reason, amongst his investigations into the strange uprise of human disappearances around Gotham, Robin is there, preventing Tim from getting into too much trouble – and trying to keep him away from his search for Jay.

The network of kidnappings only seems to keep getting bigger and bigger, until Tim finally turns his sights to the one percenters of the city, because Bruce Wayne is acting suspicious and Tim will find a connection to these human disappearances if it’s the last thing he does. After all, rarely are people ever what they seem, and in Gotham, rich money is always dirty.


A Bullet A Day / JayTim / 20K+ / WIP / Drama

When Tim Drake decided to drop the hero gig and study for an honorable career as a doctor, he really should have kept in mind the type of people he used to associate with. Instead of trading his illegal hobbies for a more legal method of helping people, Tim finds himself consistently breaking the law anyway when vigilantes keep dropping into the abandoned wing of his hospital in various stages of near death. He can convince himself he’s okay with it as long as they keep it to once a week because the unaccounted for medical supplies are starting to look suspicious and Tim did not become the youngest graduate with a doctorate just to get his ass thrown in jail for allegedly stealing expensive narcotics.

He especially did not drink eight cups of coffee straight during those multi-night study sessions just so he can deal with the Red Hood stopping by during his busiest shift with a bullet wound in his chest. That man can either suck up his pride and wrap himself in kevlar-fortified bubble wrap or Tim will let the triads know exactly where the guy who pissed them off is because fuck this.


Relax, I’m From Gotham / JayTim / 5K+ / Complete / Humour

“You know, just out of curiousity,” Red Robin begins, and Jason twists curiously to face him, “are you from Gotham?”

“What gave it away?” Jason drawls as fire sirens start up in the distance. “My anger issues, or my apathy in the face of the new supervillain flavor of the week?”

(Or: That time Jason moves to New York and becomes a meme.)


Worlds Apart / JayTim / 22K+ / Complete / Fluff - Adventure

“Let me get this straight,” Bruce says, in full Batman regalia save for the cowl hanging from his neck, and Jason shuffles awkwardly. “You met the only merboy in all of Poseidonis, and within minutes of knowing him agreed to break into Atlantis’ highest acclaimed science laboratory to steal an experiment of top research priority, because it felt like the right thing to do? Even though you didn’t actually know what you were doing at first?”

“Was he cute?” Barbara pipes in with zero grace. “What?” she says in response to Bruce’s look. “It’s an important question. Boys are stupid around pretty people. You’ve met Dick, right?”


Roads Untravelled / JayTim / 3K+ / Complete / Humour - Fluff

It was supposed to be a normal, peaceful, paid-for-with-ill-gotten-gains shopping trip. Until Tim suddenly finds himself in a hostage situation. At the mall. Good thing Boy Wonderful is here to save the day – and apparently get his butt saved by Tim right after. Tim’s random act of heroism better not go to the kid’s head.


I tag @chibinightowl @comebackolivia @my-one-love-is-music @firefrightfic @skalidra – no idea if you folks have been tagged yet, but I’m interested to know what your favourites are!

Laid Bare

Summary:  Agent Belle French’s employers believe that small town businessman Rumford Gold is more then he appears and is actually the notorious Spinning Wheel Thief a menace that’s caused trouble for years.  Belle is inclined to agree with them; until she slips into the cover of Lacey Avonlea, a stripper working at his club the Golden Thread.  Her mission demands she get close enough to prove his guilt, but her heart tells her he’s innocent.

Rating: NC-17

AN:  Written for May 2017′s @a-monthly-rumbelling smutty prompt: strip club.  A big thank you to @still-searching47 for listening to me complain while I wrote and to @handwithquill for helping me during the planning process.  You’re both wonderful!  This is a prompt verse, if anyone would like to see more just let me know!


Personally, if given a choice, Belle would not have chosen to go undercover as a stripper; but she hadn’t been given a choice, she’d been given an order.  That’s how she found herself in a dimly lit room on stage, undulating her half naked body in front of far too many eyes for her liking. At least the business she was in wasn’t anything like the images that were conjured up when someone said the words strip club.  It was high end, clean, safe, with almost as many bouncers as there were girls and the bar served some of the most expensive alcohol Belle had ever seen.

That made sense though; it was after all the place where all of Rumford Gold’s ill-gotten gains were laundered through.  A dingy dive wouldn’t have been a realistic cover for the kind of money he made stealing and trading in the fine art and jewels he was able to pilfer.  Belle silently stared out into the crowed as she danced.  Her eyes never left her employer/target as he did his business in his personal booth; the sultry look on her face hiding the swirling thoughts plaguing her mind.

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This is where the “Russian adoptions” angle came from in Trump Jr.’s meeting.

I just finished reading through some testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee from last week and I’m actually stunned that this happened last week and I haven’t seen anything widely shared about it.  To me, this is the most fascinating piece of the Russian Collusion puzzle, it’s still clearly ongoing with lives still in danger, and it would make a fantastic movie.  You can read Bill Browder’s testimony in full, but I'ma try to summarize and pull out the juiciest parts because some of this needs more emphasis than others and some parts need additional context.  

I’ll start with the Russian lawyer who sat down with Trump Jr., Manafort, and Kushner, Natalia Veselnitskaya.

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TVLINE: Kim scored a big win at Jimmy’s disbarment hearing, but it looks like she’s still wracked with guilt about what that did to Chuck.

Rhea Seehorn: I think it’s taking a toll on her. It’s a very large brick in a wall that was already being built. Because the Mesa Verde guilt is still weighing on her… the ill-gotten gains. One of the biggest things that shapes Kim this season is being forced to let go of living in black and white, and “good and bad” not being the same as “legal and illegal.” [Chuck’s] whole unraveling on the stand had so many implications. It’s a further trampling of any ideals Kim might have had, as someone who’s trying to operate on the right side of the law. To ruin someone like that… his career must be deeply damaged, if not over at that point. And that weighs on her.

And the alterations in Jimmy’s conscience, I think, Kim is observing as well. That causes a distance, for many reasons. He is her only confidant, and when you see Kim start to unravel, especially this scene at Mesa Verde… she’s not sleeping, she’s not even going home to shower. Control has been the way she’s gotten herself out of everything, up until now. And it’s beginning to be her Kryptonite. [At the hotel bar], she makes this attempt to tell Jimmy: “I’m starting to unravel,” just for a second to be that vulnerable. And unfortunately, in that moment, he goes further away. It’s sort of a lost opportunity, which makes that scene so terribly sad — not just us watching Jimmy start to lose his conscience, but Kim start to lose, really, her only anchor. It’s a terribly tragic scene. They’re not able to meet each other where they’re at. They’re both somewhere else.

Better Call Saul’s Rhea Seehorn on Kim’s Guilty Conscience, Jimmy Breaking Bad — and a Kim-Mike Scene? (TV Line - 05.22.17)

Lift

See something you like? a voice breathes into your ear.

You freeze in the act of taking a five-finger discount on a couple of pairs of black underwear at a department store in Corpus Christi. It’s not the first time you’ve shoplifted here; security is sparse, and you look like a perfectly nice girl to anyone who doesn’t know better. But in the few years you’ve been amusing yourself this way, it’s the first time you’ve been caught in the act.

Carefully, you place the underwear back onto the stack.

That’s it, honey, says the voice. Look at me.

You turn around slowly and see that the owner of the voice is familiar. It belongs to a woman about ten years older than you, with a soft pinup figure, a beautiful and meticulously made-up face, and long blonde hair–bleached; her roots are as dark as yours. You think she might be a manager. Your eyes travel down to her red lips and, almost helplessly, to her perfect breasts, framed immaculately by her black scoop neck shirt.

She follows your gaze and lifts an eyebrow.

Come here.

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Since Sage got his ass fired and had to vacate the police station, I had to build a new house for him with the funds that he had on hand. Luckily for him, he didn’t have to give up his ill-gotten gains when he got his ass fired, so he could afford a nice one, since he had about $65,000 in cash-on-hand.

It’s full o’ his plant brethren, has a huge eat-in kitchen (that he’ll never use), one bedroom (that he’ll use only for woohooing), a hot tub (because he’s a Romance Sim. All Romance Sims need a hot tub) and a small-but decadent-bath. Unfortunately, once Sage moved in, I discovered the tub wasn’t accessible with the way that I’d laid it out. D’oh! So, I had to rearrange the bathroom, flip the shower and the tub.

Floor plan behind a cut, to save a bit of space:

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