ill smoke it anyway

  • me: I love Eminem.
  • Tumblr: Eminem is homophobic and racist and sexist and how could a women ever like Eminem.
  • me: .... anyway...
  • Me: I love Hamilton
  • Tumblr: the musical is shitty about mentally ill people which means you're shitty to mentally ill people
  • Me: wHAT ARE YOU SMOKING? ...anyways...
  • Me: i love dramione
  • Tumblr: UGH YOU'RE AN ABUSE APOLOGIST
  • me; .....Draco and Hermione aren't real but okay
  • Me: ZUTARA LOOKS SO COOL I LOVE
  • Tumblr: *ding dong the problematic song begins to play*
  • Me: what the fuck
  • Me: i love reylo
  • Tumblr: OH MY GOD YOU ARE THE MOST REPREHENSIBLE PERSON IN THE WORLD FOR BEING AN ABUSE APOLOGIST, PAEDOPHILE, RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, MYSOGYNISTIC, [INSERT BUZZWORD HERE] LITTLE TWAT. I SWEAR-
  • me: okay listen,,,, chill,,,,
  • A Reylo: OMG I AM SO DISAPPOINTED BY THE INTERNALIZED RACISM IN THIS FANDOM
  • Me: CUNTS LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! THIS IS FICTION, A PIECE OF FICTION YOU FUCKHOLES, THERE IS NOT A SINGLE REASON WE SHOULD BE FIGHTING. YOU! *points to anti* GET A LIFE! YOU BLOG MORE ABOUT REYLO THAN I DO! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM! *points to reylo* NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT RACISM I SWEAR TO GOD YOU BOTH MAKE ME WANNA LEAVE TUMBLR AND TAKE TWENTY EIGHT XANAX and SOME RAT POISON THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL
  • People: *staring*
  • Me: I'm sorry.

SHISHISHISHI I FOUND SOMETHING FUNNY!!!!!!

asksmoyan LOST HIS SMOKES!!!!!! 

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!

I get asked for a lighter or papers or cigarettes or weed so often and the looks on peoples faces when I tell them I dont smoke rattles them. I guess I just have this smoker vibe or look but no one believes me when they find out I dont lmao