ill never stop shipping these two

while im at at? here are some more things non-psychotic people REALLY need to stop fucking doing:

  • using the fucking “what if it was a mentally ill person’s fantasy the whole time?” trope.
  • equating psychosis to violence because guess what? Those two things are usually unrelated.
  • using psychosis as Angsty Ship Fuel Angst Because Psychotic People are Unworthy Of Love So It’s Angsty™
  • Using psychosis to make ur characters “~~Edgy~~”
  • Using psychosis to make ur plots “~~~Spicy~~~”
  • Treating psychosis like a joke.
  • Acting like there aren’t psychotic people out there, right now, consuming content, who are already demonized in their day to day lives over something they never asked for, things that are constantly misinterpreted to make some mediocre non-psychotic person’s media “”better”” and “”spookier”” for other mediocre non-psychotic nuerotypicals, who may see this shit and be further hurt by it.
  • acting like people don;t abuse psychotic people for their psychosis.
  • being fucking dicks about psychosis.

I encourage non psychotic people especially to reblog this.

My commentary whilst watching Buzzfeedblue’s “The Murders That Haunt The Lizzie Borden House”

Hey… so ive decided ill just do these whenever i feel like it. The video is 3 months old but turns out I never saw the whole thing.

A refresher:

1. this was a joke ship… not so much anymore

2. This post is super long

3. I long for the day I no longer have to cross out the boy in boyfriend when it comes to these two. I mean COME ON, they just seethe domesticity.

4. After a little bit i will stop putting full names, so just know.

R=Ryan and S=Shane

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Height Difference for the win.

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Ryan: “You cant go through the front anymore, you gotta go through the back.”

Me: I know deep down that that wasn’t meant as a euphemism. But…

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Me: So you guys arent married.

R&S: No…

Me: But your alone in a haunted house and the first place you go in the house is the nursery?

R: That’s where we ended up going first.

Me: Im watching you two. *seedily looks them up and down clutching adoption papers behind my back*

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(i caught him mid shookness)

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R:*scared and shook*

S & doll: *Laughing asses off*

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R: “…ongoing investigation into the question. Are ghosts real?”

S: *Looks into camera like he is on the office* Things I do for my boyfriend

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R: *Telling story*

S: *says something mildly funny to break tension*

R: *Immediately brightens up*

Me:Look at the Smiley Lil Boyfriends in the Murder House™

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Political Correctness is key when ghost-hunting

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Me: Sherlock Holmes and Jhon Watson who? I only know Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara.

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S: *doesn’t believe*

R: *Builds altar to voice snipping* It proves EVERYTHING.

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Me: Are you flirting by…

S: wielding an axe at my boyfriend?

Me: Yes?

S: Well not flirting..

Me: Its flirting.

S: Then yes, I am flirting with Ryan via murder weapon.

Me: Knew it!

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Ryan “I think my boyfriend is crazy and that’s exactly what I like about him” Bergara

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Quick question… is it just me or is Shane actually letting Ryan do this at his own speed? 

Like Shane didnt even say anything about the lights, Ryan did. And Shane’s response was like a soft “sure”. As if the decision is entirely Ryan’s to make. In all seriousness, that’s some A+ character growth right there.

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R:*minorly shook*

Me: its da radiator ya dingus.

S: *Softly indulging Ryan’s shookness*

Me: Awww… look at the Boyfriends being all gay and shit supportive of each other

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S: *Talks about murder in a way that makes Ryan laugh*

Me: Im not sure how much fluffier we can get this episode… I think maybe we should stop here. Wait…*shipper senses tingling* I guess not.

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*Something seemingly legit paranormal happens*

R: 

Me: *Legitimately surprised*

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Let us just take a moment to Imagine them as fathers of a little girl who’s afraid of monsters under her bed so they spend the night in her room assuring her they are scared equally as shitless as she is. And in the morning, when they are all okay. Shane says something along the lines of “See no monsters, If there where any we would have caught it on camera.”

Ok Resume normal comentary

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Ryan “My boyfriend is a complete dork and which is yet another thing I like about him.” Bergara

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Dorks™

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R: It pisses off the ghost if you take his money.

S: yEET i fiNa piSS oF sOmE gHoSt

Me: *Not surprised just, a little disappointed*

S: Im only doing this to piss of the ghost, not because I want the money.

Me: *No longer dissapointed, still not surprised*

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Me: This must a new type of foreplay ive never heard of, because you guys have been flirting this ENTIRE VIDEO.

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S: *Immediately sits down with all of body facing Ryan*

Me: Not boyfriends…

S: Makes joke exclusively to make Ryan Laugh

Me: …sure.

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Me: Uh… Ryan…

S: *COUGH*

Me: Your kinky gay fantasy is showing

S: Awkward…

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R: I feel the Haunt

Me: is that all your feeling?

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Me: What do creepy children sound like to you?

R&S: British

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*static*

S: oh shit

R: See PROOF

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Me: Romantic? Creepy? … Why not both?

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S: “LIZZIE”

R: *shooketh… but for good reason*

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Me: … Wait a sec… your… sleeping… here. THEY ARE GONNA SLEEP IN TH SAME BED AREN’T THEY… I CAN FEEL THE FRICKING DOMESTICITY FROM HERE *vibrates with excitement and anticipation*

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Me: Shady Shit™

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Me: You seem a little impatient there Shane. Just want to crawl into bed and cuddle your boyfriend sleep?

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1. Domestic Ghost-hunting

2. He actually is doing what Shane would do, but different.

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Me:Now… Im not saying it looks like your imagining Ryan straddling you but…

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Me: Yeah give me that gay shit

Me to Me: No… But Murdering is bad.

Me: But so is homophobia… actually on second thought, WHO THE FUCK IS WRITING LIZZIE BORDEN FANFICTION… LIKE, WHY?

Me: Not saying that Lizzie wasn’t hecka gay. Just that maybe don’t romanticize gruesome murders. 

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Me: Welcome to “Relizing your domesticity” with our guests Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara. 

(+ Flirts Good bants)

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DOMESTIC HUSBANDS BEING DOMESTIC

(Fight me, They look married)

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Me: His eyes look cool in the night vision. Creepy, but cool.

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Look at the sleepy boyfriends sharing a bed.

Me: Just share the fucking blanket. It wont friggin kill you. GEEZ

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Me: This is NOT what waking up next to your boyfriend is like? Hm… okie dokie then.

(also A+ for the first screengrab, it looks kinda cute and romantic. Like they where a cheesy couple and shit)

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They are looking directly into the black hole sun that is shyan.

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Cute and Creepy, just the way they like it.

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This long ass post brought to you by:

i mean buzzfeed unsolved

link to video here

link to master post here

anonymous asked:

shipping (or more specifically drawing) a 15 year old sexually with anyone 16 or over is paedophilia. Regardless of whether it is in your country or not, in many countries that counts as child porn. JJ is an adult, Yurio is a child, fucking hell.

Originally posted by mulder-pls

Okay this is the last shit I’m going to reply to, after this I’m going to ignore all asks regarding this bullshit, because I’m tired of explaining myself and I would rather just throw art and let people enjoy what I do. 

First of all. I draw a MATURE version of Yurio when I draw him with JJ (except for the first doodle fanart I did for them, that was just a fluff artwork and a response to Episode 8). I. DO. NOT. SUPPORT. CHILD. PORN. 

SECOND. I haven’t posted any NSFW here, even though I’m considering it, I am still contemplating about it. I only drew one Jjurio NSFW artwork with a MATURE Yurio and I only shared it to my good friends via a private group chat In facebook, because we agreed upon a headcanon where JJ waits for Yurio til’ he turns 18.We are not mindless shippers. we know where to draw the line. Personally, I am not fond of shotas or any shota pairing for that matter. But I do love Yurio’s character and I love the chemistry between him and JJ. And people who followed my art blog since the beginning know I like to draw mature characters, lol. It’s sorta my art style and I will stick to it no matter what. I mean, jeez, if you’re so worried about NSFW stuff with a 15 y.o Yurio, go to Pixiv. Lol. 

THIRD, I also get comments about people feeling uncomfortable because JJ has a girlfriend. I know he has a girlfriend, and if you noticed my posts, I never disregarded her. I love how she’s very pretty and very gorgeous and I was even planning to draw her. It’s just that, this is fictional and we like to create our own AU’s and I’m still hyped over Jjurio. Should I fucking say “Eww, why do you ship Sasuke and Naruto, they’re freaking married” ? So please. Lol. 

FOURTH,  I understand where y’all are coming from. I really do. So I apologize if we’re butting heads at each other, but I just hope people should just stop throwing tactless arguments towards me or anyone just because we ship them. 

I have no ill will to feed any fire but I’ve been receiving hate since I posted my opinion about JJ and Yurio. I’ll never leave this issue untouched, so I’m gonna poke at it once then stop. Anyway, there goes my two-cents. kthxbai. 

Originally posted by minionnation

All The "Problematic" Ships I Have

Come and attack me guys. I really don’t give a shit anymore.

IchiJyushi
KaraIchi
OsoChoro
Literally any BLmatsu ship
Stridercest
Ereri

I have a lot more but I’ll add them when I remember them.

But literally. Guys. Come and fucking attack me all you fucking want. Yea. I know I’m trash. Yea. I know I deserve to die alone for shipping CHARACTERS THAT DON’T FUCKING EXIST. And yea. I do want to die. And yes. I do know I deserve it.

So just come and fucking attack me and drive me into a deeper pit then I’m already in now.

Unfollow me if you want but nothing is going to stop me from shipping whatever the hell I want to ship. Because. Get this.

They. Don’t. Exist. And. Never. Will.

I may have like 20 thousand mental illnesses but ya know what. I’m sticking my neck out there because FUCK IT.

Listen, if you use it for coping or whatever. Yea that’s fine. I understand now that it really helps to have things that you can relate to.
But for all the idiots who are attacking people because they aren’t using it for coping.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You are telling people to go and fucking die for wanting two FICTIONAL characters to kiss?
Like. Wow.
You never fucking know what a person is going through behind that screen. You could be forcing people to out a very personal and terrible memory to total strangers on the internet.

I really don’t give a shit. Show me all the phycological studies that show fiction has an effect on our brains. Yea. I know. But ya know what.
I don’t care.

TL:DR
Stop ship hating. Literally. You are threatening and telling people on the internet to die when you have no idea who they are or what they’ve gone through.
Stop it.

You know, in all this kerfuffle going back and forth about shipping and “problematic relationships” and abuse, it’d be nice if people could occupy the ground between the two extreme camps (”YOU WANTING FICTIONAL CHARACTERS TO DO IT CREATES ABUSE!” and “YOU CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FICTION AND REALITY YOU ARE DUMB!”) and recognize the following:


1) “Problematic ships,” in whatever degree they may exist, are primarily symptoms of a problematic culture.  Attempting to cure society’s ills by policing women’s expressions and explorations of their own sexuality (which have been influenced by those exact societal ills you seem to want to cure) is horseshit and will never work. Please stop thx.


2) On the other side of the coin, the issue isn’t what you ship as much as how you ship it. Yes, these are fictional characters, but the way you speak about them can effect real people. Liking the “villain” never hurt anyone. Exploring fictional relationships never hurt anyone, even if they may have abusive aspects in canon. It can even be therapeutic, hooray! Don’t like, don’t read, follow the rules of fandom, etc. etc. But! Yes, there is a but. The characters are fictional but the people reading your words are not. Rationalizing abusive behavior that happens in real life in your quest to validate your ship can hurt people. Romanticizing controlling behavior can hurt people. Overly emphasizing a victim’s agency (”She’s not a child!”) while negating a villain’s agency (“He’s been FORCED to be manipulative and abusive because REASONS!”) can hurt people. Those words will come across the dash of someone who’s had people say those exact sorts of things to them, or someone who’s vulnerable to exactly those kinds of behaviors. Yes, even if you don’t tag them. That’s just the shitass world we all exist in these days, and real people count more than fictional characters. That goes for people on both sides. Don’t be a nasty jerk to a real person over a fictional character, in either direction.


Bottom line: ship what you like. Don’t ship what you don’t like. Don’t feel obligated to justify it, because you don’t have to, even if it’s what someone calls “problematic.” Don’t demand someone else justify theirs, no matter how much it bothers you. If you DO try to justify it, be aware that the way you justify it can be an issue, and if someone tells you it’s an issue, here’s something to try: “I understand your point. I’ll try to be more mindful of how I discuss this ship.” If you DO demand that someone justify their ship to you, be prepared not to like the answer. LEAVE PEOPLE THE FUCK ALONE TO DO THEIR OWN THING.


And for fuck’s sake, don’t create arbitrary reasons why someone else’s ship is “problematic” and thus demands justification, while defending your right to ship something someone else finds “problematic,” because “that’s different.” People who live in problematic houses shouldn’t throw ship-shaming stones.