ill find you and kill u

thank you

So back in April I never got the chance to celebrate my one year for this blog. There ain’t much to celebrate tho since this blog is trash and all I do is worship Wonho’s ass and talk about D 24/7 (I’m so sorry I’m shameless) but I really really wanted to make a post for all the amazing people I’ve met on here, and how much you all mean to me even though I never express any form of compassion or love and majority of the time mask it with insults hahaha

But to those who know me by now should know I do it because I like you and you have a special place in my hitlist ok

Before I start I just want to throw in how much I greatly appreciate everyone that follows my blog. I know I haven’t been active in so long and I haven’t posted a fic in ages and I’m so sorry for that. There’s been some little things here and there that have piled up and it’s taken a toll on me but hey, everyone has some rough bumps in the road and I know this and I know there will be better days, and it has gotten way better. 

For anyone that has dealt with any anxiety or depression or any sense of feeling as though it’s hopeless, I hope you know that you’re strong and you are important and here for a reason and somewhere out there, either near or far there is someone out there who wants you here and who also loves you for who you are. And if at any time you feel alone or find yourself in a tough situation, I want you to know you can always come and talk to me. And I’m not saying that just to say it, I seriously mean it. I do work and I do go to school so it may take some time for me to respond, but don’t ever feel like you can’t talk to me. One thing I actually hoped for in this blog when I made it was to help people, because I know that some (but not all) people think of Tumblr as a safe haven, and I could say I made it myself for the sake of running away from my own problems.

And here I am now, drowning myself with pictures of hot kpop guys but also meeting probably the best people I couldn’t have possibly lived without. I know we’re online friends and don’t even know each other in real life, but just know that you’ve all made a huge impact on my life and I really thank you guys. There are people I haven’t talked to much or at all, but I hope at some point in our lives we can talk about something as small as what we had for lunch today or to how big we think Jungkook’s schlong is cuz come on I know we’re all wondering the same fucking thing and I need answers too girl and it could turn out to be a beautiful friendship

Anyways, thank you thank you THANK YOU all so much for following me, giving me a chance, liking my fics, sending a sweet ask, talking to me, thank you all so much. I appreciate every little thing I get on here and I just love everyone and hope you stick around while I’m still glorifying Wonho’s ass every day. 

I’m so sorry for already making it so long but it’s about to get way longer and personal so I’m just going to cut it here so the post won’t get so annoying on everyone’s dash lol

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I HAD A DREAM I WAS AN ALBINO FANTROLL AND I WAS ON A SPACE SHIP WITH A REALLY BUFF LADY TROLL NAMED ‘HELENA’ AND SHE WAS IN CHARGE AND THERE WERE TWO OTHER TROLLS AND LIke

okay, so a seadweller tried to break onto our ship and helena murdered his fucking friend and then she was like ‘lets kill him 2′ but me, being an albino, i was like ‘nah i wanna fuq with this dude’ and i went up 2 him all ‘innocent’ and i whispered ‘if you stay with us, ill be yours’ like some slave bullshit and hes like ‘ok lol’ and he stayed but i HID IN THE AIR VENTS AND HE KEPT TRYING TO FIND ME TO BOSS ME AROUND AND I WAS LIKE ‘LOL U DUMBASS FISH MOTHERFUCKER.’ and then i woke up

anonymous asked:

leave Liam alone and stop harassing him, u sick stalker! just because u screwed things up, doesnt mean he should forgive u! he deserves hell of a lot better, so leave him the fuck alone or ill find u and kill u

1) i dont talk to him anymore so wtf
2) cant stalk someone i dont talk to,see, or even lice near
3) go ahead and kill me
4) wtf you talking about

5) i could careless if he forgives me i dont care im moving on with my life here in ohio and having a good time

anonymous asked:

hi can you please explain the isreal/palestine conflict and why Gal Gadot is wrong? I'm not jewish or middle eastern and i want to learn

hi! thank you for asking and wanting to learn! honestly I think it’s better you do your own research on the Israel-Palestine conflict (not from Tumblr you can find good sources and articles online) and then you form your own opinion on it but ill tell u how i see what happened went down

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taemsphltrum  asked:

Once you get this you have to say five things you love about yourself, publicly. Then you have to send this to ten of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool 🌹)

hgdjhsgdjh /scR EAMS/

  1. I like my humor/ my pick up lines (hey bby girl can you hold my hand for a sec so I can tell my friends ive been touched by an angel?)
  2. my friendos (theyre close to my hort so theyre a part of me)
  3. my highlight skillz (my face always poppin like a glazed donut)
  4. im a good sibling (i can hurt her but if u hurt her ill kill u binch)
  5. and my ?foot? i have small feet ya that’s cool when im trying to find shoes bc i can shop in the kids dept and the womens. i conquer all.

As if you didn’t already know, It’s Valentine’s day! @radvinesandheadbands and I thought it would be fun to each write a wolfstar and jilly fic. So here’s mine!

James looked up to see Sirius burst through his front door. “Shouldn’t you be in class?” James asked.

“This is a disaster” Sirius moaned, falling onto the couch.

James rolled his eyes. “Don’t tell me. Remus’ face is causing you to have another existential crisis?”

No Well, yes, but that’s not the issue.” He rolled onto his back, his head resting on the arm of the couch. “He spoke to me and I made the biggest arse of myself.”

“You talk to him every day.”

“But this wasn’t during class. We went to coffee yesterday and I fucked it up.”

“You make an arse of yourself every day in front of me and I haven’t run off.”

“Yeah, but you’re you… and now I have to see him again for class.”

“So you’re, what, skipping class to pout at my house?”

“That’s the idea.” He rolled back onto his stomach.

James shook his head. “You’re the thirstiest bloody ace I’ve ever seen,” he deadpanned.

“I just want to hear his voice and touch his face. Is that too much to ask?”

James stood up and stepped towards the couch. “Nope.” He grabbed Sirius’ hand.. “We’re going to class and settling this.”

Sirius stumbled as James pulled him off the couch. “But what if – “

“I don’t care,” James announced as he grabbed his car keys and opened the door, still pulling Sirius along.

Sirius groaned as he climbed into the car. “What am I even going to say? ‘Hi, we’ve only had a cup of coffee together, but I’d really like to buy you something nice and maybe put my face on yours’?”

“I don’t even care. I’ll tell him something.”

Sirius’ eyes widened. “No you can’t – ”

James turns up the music at full volume, blocking out any further complaints.

When they got to the school. Sirius continued to attempt to reason with him.

“You can’t just talk to him for me . Hell, he could be straight for all I know!”

“Don’t care. You can’t do anything by pinning from a distance.”

They turn down the hall when James stops and scans the few people sitting outside of the classrooms.

Sirius sees Remus, waves, and feels himself turn bright red. Before he waves back, James heads towards him.

“How do you know what he – ”

“You don’t think I can piece together anything from the absurd amount of time that you take talking about how he looks?”

Remus greeted the pair of them, looking equally curious and confused.

Sirius mouthed “sorry” before James began talking in an irritated monotone.

“Okay, my friend here likes your voice, your humor, and your face, among other things. You are cordially invited to dinner and a movie tomorrow night. An actual date. Valentine’s Day. Full romo.” He motioned towards Sirius, whose head was in his hands, his face blushing furiously.

Remus looked mildly surprised, his eyebrows raised, but a small smile grew on his face. “Full romo, huh?” he asked, looking at Sirius, who put his hands down and laughed nervously. “So, I’ll meet you at the Stix at 5 tomorrow?”

Sirius stared for a moment, his mouth agape. James elbowed him in the ribs. “Uhh, err, yeah. Yes. That sounds great!”

Remus laughed softly. “We should get to class, I think.” He held out a hand towards James. “It was nice meeting you – err – ”

“James,” Sirius whispered.

“James,” Remus repeated. “Of course it’s James.”

James shook his hand. “I’m offended that Sirius hasn’t mentioned me.”

“Oh, he has,” Remus said, still smiling.

“Good things, I hope”

“Mostly,” Sirius answered.

James rolled his eyes as the other two turned to the classroom.

Over the next day, James almost regretted helping Sirius at all. If he wasn’t with Sirius, being forced to look at a thousand outfits, he was being sent constant texts.

9:03am What if we run out of things to talk about?
9:04am Would it be too much to being a list of extra topics?
9:05am What the fuck, go back to sleep

10:30am Do I look better in red lipstick or darker shades?
10:35am Is hair glitter too much?
10:37am I can’t think this early, let alone give fashion advice
10:45am But reds and no on the glitter. Burn the glitter instead

11:01am What if the ace thing is weird?
11:04am What if we kiss and he thinks I’m lying?
11:04am What if he wants more? I cant deal with that!
11:06am What if he doesn’t even want to kiss me?

11:10am Did u see his smug fucking face, of course he wants to kiss u.
11:10am And if he doesn’t or if he says shit about your sexuality, then he’s not worth anything anyways

11:30am Does he even like lipstick?
11:31am Im in class
11:32am How can you concentrate at a time like this? I am going to die
11:35am only bc Im coming through this phone to kill you
11:36am HOW DO I DO THINGS, PRONGS!!!
11:40am What? You need me to hold ur hand through the date? Ill just hide under the table -.-
11:40am Sod off
11:43am wait;
11:44am You could sit at the bar!!

11:50am Really?
11:51am (✿◕‿◕)
11:55am Come on
11:55am (✿◉‿◉)
11:57am How do you know I don’t have plans?
11:58am With who? Peter? Your hand?
12:00pm Fuck off
12:02pm Maybe you can find another sad single at the bar?
12:10pm u owe me
12:11pm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
12:12Pm Stop that shit before I change my mind

After a few last minute changes (“What’d you mean ‘my ass looks better in the black ones’? You couldn’t have said something an hour ago?”), the boys headed to the Stix, Sirius on his bike and James in his car.

The atmosphere was different than what Sirius and James were used to at the Stix. There was a buzz to the usually calm atmosphere – an anticipation.
As Sirius walked in, his phone buzzed.

4:58pm I’ll b there in 5

James came up behind him, bumping into his shoulder before heading to the bar.

Sirius walked up to the rather harassed-looking host. “Y-yes? How can I help you?”

Sirius smiled. “I called in ahead – a table for two for Black.”

The host shoved his glasses up the bridge of his nose and stuttered while grabbing menus to show Sirius to his seat.

James could see Sirius’ table if he walked just a few paces over. He ordered a beer and. as he set his phone on the counter, it lit up.

What if I got here too early?

As James unlocked his phone to respond, it lit up again.

He’s here? He’s fucking gorgeous! Who makes clashing patterns look that damn good! This is illegal!

James rolled his eyes and thanked the bartender who set down his drink.

As he nearly choked on the first sip of his beer, when he saw the person who decided to sit a couple of seats away. She had dark red, wavy hair that made her light brown skin glow. Her eyes were an impossible bright green. As she glanced down at her phone, the corner of her full lips turned into a smirk.

He tried focusing on his beer, telling himself that there is no way that she isn’t just here waiting for someone.


Being there with Remus, Sirius has no idea why he worried about conversation running out. Talking to Remus was like breathing – smooth, natural.
Even when the issue of family came up, Sirius had his worries, but Remus was very understanding.

“They don’t act like I exist, so I act like they don’t, for the most part. Part of me wants to go visit the part of the family that’s still in Korea, but I worry that the only sensible one passed away last year.”

“Most of your lot sound like my dad… After my accident, my parents grew apart. They divorced and kept moving in complete opposite directions. Dad is convinced that I’m looking for attention. He refuses to see me outside of larger family functions. Mom’s pretty great though. She loves cooking, even as frail as she is now. I’m sure she’d love to have you over some time.” He flinched, his eyes widening. “Like , in a while – maybe – if you wanted or were in town – ”

Sirius laughed. “It’s okay, you’re good.”

Remus cleared his throat. “She doesn’t really get why I can’t ‘pick a side’ or whatever, but she’s supportive regardless.”

As they move on to talk about their high school experience, James had decided that twenty minutes  was more than enough time for Red’s date to show up. He took a deep breath and moved to the seat beside her.

“Why are you drinking alone on a day like this?”

She looked critically at James for a moment before speaking. “Mostly to watch out for a friend.” She motioned towards the section of couples tables.

James laughed. “Good to know I’m not the only one.”

Lily raised a skeptical eyebrow. “Really?”

James nodded. He leaned slightly towards her to point. “The dolt with the glitter in his hair.”

Lily smiled, less guarded. “No kidding? My moron is the one at that table, too.

The one that decided not to listen when I told him not to wear the stripped button-up with the sweater that’s… whatever the hell that pattern is.”

“Sirius bothered me for a full 24 hours about what to wear, only to insist on keeping the damn hair glitter.”

“Oh, Remus bothered me about it too. He also decided not to listen.”

The two dove into stories about their friends, which soon turned into stories about themselves. They were so engrossed that neither noticed the message on their phones until they saw the ten minute time stamp.

6:20pm He’s taking me on his motorbike to go to the cinema. I’m getting on a motorbike. If I die, keep my record collection safe

6:21pm We’re going to the movie. He’s going to be on my bike. Touching me. I might explode
6:21pm Also, I’m not the only one that had to bring a friend along. So, you can’t make fun of me

“Well, I guess they’re going on well enough,” Lily commented. “Maybe now, I can buy you a drink.” She winked.

“Uhh-err-yeah. I mean, yes, a drink sounds nice.”


When they arrive at the theater, Remus is shaken by the ride, but excited for the rest of the date. Remus paid for the tickets since Sirius had bought dinner. They got tickets for the only movie with seats available. It was a cheesy horror film that had been out for a few weeks already.

The small theatre was empty when they walked in. They sat at the top row. They watched the previews, noting to one another when a movie looked good – or, more frequently, hilariously bad or “great, another heterosexual drama”.
As the movie started, there were a few good jump scares that gave Remus a reason to cling to Sirius.

The theatre was still empty, so the two continued their commentary on into the movie.

“Five pounds says she dies first.”

“It’s raining ketchup.”

“What is he doing with his face?”

They left the “horror film” nearly in tears from laughter.

Sirius drove Remus home and walked him to the door, holding his hand. “This was wonderful.”

“It really was. I’m glad James asked me out.” Remus laughed.
Sirius blushed and shook his head. “Me too I’ll see you in class tomorrow. And maybe for lunch after?”

“Sounds great.” Remus reached down and kissed his forehead. “See you then.” He let go of Sirius’ hand and turned to his apartment.


As Sirius was unlocking his door, James walked up the stairs.

“You have fun?” Sirius asked, smiling.

“Well, I had to call a cab thanks to Lily,” James answered, slurring his words slightly.

Sirius opened the door. “Lily? Remus’ friend?”

James nodded. “She kept buying me drinks, so I had to buy her them too. No choice, really. The only noble thing to do.”

Sirius rolled his eyes. “You’re ridiculous.”

“Have you looked in a mirror lately, Mr. ‘his face is so pretty, it’s literally killing me’.”

Sirius rolled his eyes again. “At least I got a date out of it.”

“Who says I didn’t,” James said with a wink.

anonymous asked:

I mean, I read her wiki, but I still can't understand where you find she's mentally ill...

in the show it’s obvious that she’s depressed and she tries to kill herself before meeting shadow and thinks about it after u_u

spookyycatboyy  asked:

I know I sent an ask like two days ago I'm not a stalker I swear but anyway please do keep the art thing fun for you! I know everyone's obsessed with them and begging for more and honestly so am I they're fab and beaut but I'd hate if it became pressurised and unpleasant for the artist. Also fuck the haters you're not doing anything wrong by making art! Yeah so this was my inspirational speech hopefully it's not weird lmao

byee u werent weird at all thank you soo so much youre really nice and it hasnt become like unpleasant for me cus in the end i do art for myself not other people but when that kpop fan threatened me i asked myself if its worth it to keep making drawings but idk they cant tell people what hobbies they should or shouldnt have.. like who do they think they are. ill keep drawing whatever unless yall find me dead in a ditch killed by a 26 year old kpop fan

The signs as things my sister has yelled at my dog
  • Aries: IM GOING TO HANG YOU OFF A BRIDGE BY YOUR BALLS
  • Taurus: IF YOU EAT MY FOOD ILL EAT YOU
  • Gemini: I WILL DROP KICK YOU OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH
  • Cancer: WHY ARE YOU ON TOP OF ME. WHY DO YOU FIND IT NECESSARY TO STAND ON TOP OF ME TO BE PET.
  • Leo: I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO KILL THIS DOG. IF YOU FIND HIM DEAD IT WAS ME
  • Virgo: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SITTING ON MY HEAD
  • Libra: STOP STARING AT ME WHILE IM PEEING
  • Scorpio: JESUS HIS BALLS ARE H U G E
  • Sagittarius: sometimes you're cute, but sometimes I just want to rIP YOUR HEAD OFF.
  • Capricorn: NO DONT ACT ALL CUTE. WHY ARE YOU NEAR ME. GET AWAY.
  • Aquarius: YOU CANNOT EXPECT TO BE PET AFTER EATING MY THONG OK
  • Pisces: aww yes come near me, come near me if yOU WANT TO DIE.
  • *This was inspired by things I've yelled at my cat KITTEN EDITION*

anonymous asked:

okay this one may sound funny but ere we go. you're in your own band and you're their opening act, but one of them develops a bit of a crush on you but doesn't tell anyone. but the fans kind of click on and how do you think they would find out? if that makes any sense can you do 4/4 or just ash, take your pick lovely.

nah babe i love these pls ill do 4/4

i want u to know that this killed me okay

okay so ashton is probably the one who even wanted you guys to open for them in the first place. like, maybe he saw some of your videos on youtube and thought you guys were good and thought that you were *cough* really fucking hot. so you guys start talking about your band opening for them and he starts tweeting that maybe he has a lil surprise and he’s hoping it’ll all fall through so he was like !!!!! when you guys agreed to come on tour with them. And you would be sososo grateful bc your band was finally getting the recognition they deserved so you came up to him and hugged him and was like “thank you for giving us this opportunity. i can’t even begin to say how much this means to me” and he’d kind of just stutter and be like “y-yeah no problem.” (kill me shy ashton uMPH) and pictures of you guys hanging out would leak and you would constantly tweet each other and the fans would be like “totally ship them!!!!” or s/t like that and then the boys would start teasing him and you and aw pls luke would probably be really hesitant because he didn’t really know your band like at /all/ but he thought you guys had a decent sound so he was like okay okay we’ll give them a shot so he only signs you on for half of the tour but you literally pump up the crowd so much and you’re actually better live so he’s like damn. and after the first show he comes up to you and is like “you were really great out there” and you smile and are just like “so we’ve got your stamp of approval?” and he just nods and smiles and you smile back and you guys start talking and he just thinks woah because he’s never really met a girl like you before and he really likes talking to you so you guys start to bond and hang out and the fans notice and it isn’t until one of your band mates tweets a picture of you guys sleeping together on the couch all cuddly that the entire fandom as a whole is just like “they need to date omg OTP !!!!!” im gonna puKE micheal is such a little shit i feel like right from the get go he’d be hitting on you like if you were the drummer he’s be like “you can bang on my drums any day” or the lead singer like “damn, you tap those notes so well, now I just wanna tap you.” or sOMETHING idk and he would somehow just pull you in and then like you guys had just finished your last song for opening and you’d run off stage and all the guys would high five ur entire band and then they would walk on stage and micheal would kinda just be like “wow!!! that was a great opening, don’t you think???” and the fans would scream so loud and micheal would just keep going on about ur band and then calum would be like “okay, mikey, we get it, now can we pls do our own show???” or something and micheal would stick out his tongue. and later on in the show when they were about to start kiss me kiss me he’d go “this one goes out to y/n!” and after the fans would just be like “I SHIP THEM SO HARD I WANT THEM TO MAKE BABIES” pls  oh god don’t even get me started on calum he’d probably start freaking out when he heard because he’s been in love with your band for AGES and he can’t wait to meet you so he’ll tweet a bunch about it like “listening to y/n’s soundcheck!!! sounds amazing” or something and you guys would have pictures of you two on both your insta’s making kissy faces and stuff and there’d be candids of you two all over the internet and fans would manip you two together, and nobody really knows why but your ship would storm the fandom and everyone would ship you two and you don’t know why because you’ve only ever been friendly to each other (okay, maybe a lil more than friendly but it’s because you’re so drawn to each otherand when you guys would finally get together the entire fandom would throw a parade  i may have gotten a lil carried away whoopsie daisies doing some blurbs so hMU

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