ileon

anonymous asked:

Napoleon replacing all of Illya's clothes with the clothes he likes and sitting in the next room when Illya gets back and it's just loud Russian screaming and Solo is just in hysterics

LOUD RUSSIAN SCREAMING YES 

AND ALSO A LOT OF TABLES AND VASES WERE BROKEN THAT DAY 

Ilya decides to take his revenge and one day just takes all of Napoleon’s clothes away. every single article of clothing, down to underwear and socks - gone

Napoleon comes out of the shower with just a towel wrapped around his hips, checks all drawers, closets, under the bed, just everywhere, but can’t find anything. 

he then turns around to see a smug looking Ilya in the doorway. so Nap just shrugs, takes off the towel and throws it over his shoulder, and walks out of the room, past Ilya, very well butt naked. Ilya gets so red he nearly faints

the rest of the day Nap spends wearing Ilya’s oversized sweater that he practically forced him to wear (Nap insisted on walking around naked) because apparently Ilya actually burned all his clothes. *sigh*

anonymous asked:

Okay but modern au and Napoleon just sits in high places with nerf guns and honestly Illya is so done with his shit because he never notices him so he gets shot repeatedly in the back of the head a lot so he buys his own nerf gun and it's all out war

OHGOD YES

and since nerf guns were invented in 1970 it’s totally possible even in their time

two grownass men having an all out nerf gun fight in a cottage somewhere while their on a mission and Gabi comes back from somewhere and ilya accidentally shoots her in the head and she gives them this glare that they both immediately stop and spend the rest of the day cleaning up the ‘shells’ from the fight, mumbling under their noses “it’s your fault” “shut up, you started it”