Napoleon replacing all of Illya's clothes with the clothes he likes and sitting in the next room when Illya gets back and it's just loud Russian screaming and Solo is just in hysterics
LOUD RUSSIAN SCREAMING YES
AND ALSO A LOT OF TABLES AND VASES WERE BROKEN THAT DAY
Ilya decides to take his revenge and one day just takes all of Napoleon’s clothes away. every single article of clothing, down to underwear and socks - gone
Napoleon comes out of the shower with just a towel wrapped around his hips, checks all drawers, closets, under the bed, just everywhere, but can’t find anything.
he then turns around to see a smug looking Ilya in the doorway. so Nap just shrugs, takes off the towel and throws it over his shoulder, and walks out of the room, past Ilya, very well butt naked. Ilya gets so red he nearly faints
the rest of the day Nap spends wearing Ilya’s oversized sweater that he practically forced him to wear (Nap insisted on walking around naked) because apparently Ilya actually burned all his clothes. *sigh*