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Hello! So, I have decided to post the character profiles (at the request of @willowstar101) because a. These are ONLY found in the manga (for some reason) and b. They’re actually really fun to post and most of them are interesting. 

So here are the top three: As in the top three main characters that appear the most in the manga. Personally, out of all the designs here, I like Karma’s the best. There’s something about it that screams “I’m part of the Ikeman trio” as well as screaming “I’m also too cool to be an ikeman”. 

(Also… Kayano… You can’t buy curves) 

Here are the overall stats for the final exam! 

Teresaka, when will you ever learn? (As you watch Karma take the top spot on EVERYTHING!)

But it’s okay, my two sons: Isogai and Chiba pretty much took 1st and 2nd respectively for Social and Math. I can get behind that. *thumbs up*

Okay, it’s been like a few days since I’ve wrote a headcannon lmao. CRIES. I don’t know why it feels like awhile honestly. Maybe I’m just busy looking around for jobs atm. Anyway, I’ll write a random one for other characters I like. :] I’ll get the inbox later too. Keep sending some! I’d love to write for everyone. So this is one of some relationship headcanons for other classes, cause I only got the 1-A characters here. NEED NEW CHARACTERS.


MONOMA NEITO

  • Neito is one feisty and sassy boyfriend to have honestly. He acts very arrogant and he would do A L O T of smack talking/judging others.(Especially the 1-A class, lmao?) He doesn’t have a filter, what’s a filter? You would have to be very tolerant around him, whether if youre are shy or just as equal to him.
  • However, he does have a soft side towards you. He would be very considerate of your thoughts and feelings. If he accidentally said something to upset you, he probably would apologize and take you to some restaurants that he usually eats at or just do anything to make you feel happy again.
  • He would give them a lot of kisses on your head/forehead. It’s just a sign that he really adores you, even though he can be quite arrogant at times.
  • He think he’s always right tho, so he might get a little upset if you’re not on his side but he can’t control/manipulate you being on his side. So he’ll just respect your perspectives. He needs to work on that more.
  • A VERY jealous boyfriend. He doesn’t want anyone touching or anyone taking of all your attention. He wants to be the only one to have the affection from you, he knows he can be a little selfish but you’re his and his only. Especially not from anyone from 1-A…. yeah.

ITSUKA KENDOU

  • She’s like a motherly/sisterly type of girlfriend to have, which is weird but you know that has its advantages. She would do the cooking most of the time and doesn’t really care if she is the only one doing it. Or chores sometimes.
  • She doesn’t get angry a lot, but whenever you both fight/disagree on something, she will discuss it like adults. She won’t yell or anything like that, she’ll calmly say whatever she has to say without being too cold about it. She thinks it’s reasonable to discuss issues by talking calmly. So good for her.
  • Kendou will try her best just to spend some quality time with you. Even if she has work, she will always come back home and watch some tv while snuggling you. She’s worried if she doesn’t have time for you as much anymore.
  • Enjoys being the big spoon in cuddles. Just having you in her arms is enough for her to fall asleep.

SHINDOU YOU/YŌ

  • He will cuddles the crap out of you whenever you’re both in bed, he’s either the big spoon or the small spoon. He likes nuzzling your chest if he’s the small spoon. Or he likes burying his face in your neck and nuzzle it too. He doesn’t mind being either of them.(He’s too beautiful, i love ikeman Shindou.)
  • He also likes surprising you by wrapping his arms around you from behind or blowing into your ears, teasing. He just likes surprising you a lot.
  • Pinches or squashes your cheeks a lot too. He dun care.
  • Just because he’s sinister in a way, he will beat anyone who tries to hurt you. I don’t think he really cares as long as he settles a bit of vengeance for you and only for you. Your safety and happiness is one of his top priority, aside from being a Hero.
  • He likes taking you out and bring you somewhere fun or simply just to eat. You’re his (insert title here) and you deserve his affection, he will spoil you whether you like it or not. All the gifts.

HITOSHI SHINSOU

  • He will also spoil you a lot, but if you convince him that he shouldn’t spoil you a lot then he will obliged to it.
  • He’s a great listener. Whenever you’re having a really bad day and just want to rant about it, he doesn’t really mind listening to you vent. He will give advices on what to do afterwards. But. Actually, he just doesn’t mind listening to you talk whether it’d be your day or whatever.
  • Doesn’t ever, EVER forget your birthday, anniversaries, etc. He wants to share all the moments with you and you’re just really special to him, so of course he won’t ever forget something so important.
  • He randomly says, “I love you so very much” out of the blue sometimes.
  • Enjoys holding your hands, even in public. He doesn’t ever want to let you go or let you out of his sight. Sure his quirk is accepted by everyone now, but he’s afraid of being denied again.
Perfume's rule of ikeman

1- BLACK FRAMED GLASSES

CHECK! AGREED!

2-Headphone hang on neck

DEFINITELY!!! MY FAV EVER!!!

3- V NECK!

CHECK!!! HOTNESS OVERLOAD!

4-Skinny Jeans~

lol ok~ though i dont really like skinny jeans,but they look good in it~ ignore massu and pi please~ xD

AND MY VERY OWN RULE OF IKEMAN

1-when they are in suit~ UNFFFF!!!

2-when they are in YUKATA!!! *omg totally dies*


3-when they are just being dorky and having so much fun


4-when they are just being NEWS themselves~ aka as long as they are NEWS they are IKEMAN!


I wonder if Hide will tell the Q’s about his relationship with Kaneki or if they find out. Like, I imagine Saiko accidently finding some photo of Hide and Kaneki while she was sneaking around, trying to find out about the man she’s working for. Imagine her finding it and Hide walks in on her during that moment.


“How do you know maman?” Her tone was full of accusations.


Hide looks like he’s thinking about what to say but finds it best to be honest.


<He is (was?) my best friend.> Saiko watched as Hide took several seconds to write “was,” gripping the pen tightly.


She wants to know more and Hide tells her. Everything just flows between them. She can understand him without a problem, he realized. Her face is filled with affection as she watched Hide ‘talk’ about Kaneki; she always wanted to know more about him.


During this, she pointed to Hide in the photo. Not many people know what he looks like, preferring to leave the mask on because of the scars.


“So that’s you?”


Hide nods.


“You’re an ikeman! You’re handsome!”


Hide scratched his masked cheek bashfully, a blush creeping on his face. He was glad Saiko couldn’t see.


<Too bad I don’t look like that anymore.> Hide shoulders slunk comically.


“…Is it that bad?” Saiko eyed the scar that reached Hide’s neck. It was stupid to ask considering he couldn’t even talk and went so far to keep his face hidden.


<It’s fine. It was what I wanted.>

My F/O List!

* Roronoa Zoro, Smoker, Trafalger Law, Ichiji Vinsmoke, Dogtooth Charlotte (One Piece)

* Ragna the Bloodedge, Hazama/Yuuki Terumi (Blazblue)

* Starjun (Toriko)

* Willard H. Wright (Umineko)

* Prussia, Turkey, China, Denmark, Norway (Axis Power Hetalia)

* Rem Kaginuki, Mage Nanashiro (Dance with Devils)

* ”Speed-O’-Sound” Sonic (One Punch Man)

* Kinshiro Kusatu (Cute High Earth Defense Club Love!)

* Greed, Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood)

* Coyote Starrk, Shusui Kyouraku, Shuhei Hisagi, Avirama Redder, Ggio Vega, Bazz-B, Grimmjow Jeagerjaquez (Bleach)

* Leorio Paradinight, Chrollo Lucilfer, Phinks (Hunter X Hunter)

* Space Dandy (Space Dandy)

* Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

* Claire Stanfield (Baccano!)

* Kotetsu T. Kaburagi (Tiger and Bunny)

* Agni, Soma Asman Kadar, Joker (Black Butler)

* Piccolo, Cell (Dragon Ball Z)

* Takeshi “Mori” Morinozuka (Ouran Highschool Host Club)

* Ferid Bathory,Crowley Eusford (Seraph of the End)

* Kakashi Hatake, Pein/Nagato, Tobirama Senju (Naruto)

* Vongola Primo (Giotto) (Katekyo Hitman Reborn)

* ShingancrimsonZ (Show By Rock!!)

* Ban (The Seven Deadly Sins)

* Gintoki Sakata, Hijikata Toushirou (Gintama)

* Rin Okumura (Blue Exorcist)

* Shizuo Heiwajima, Izaya Orihara(Durarara!)

* Yusei Fuudo (Yugioh 5ds)

* Tyki Mikk (D. Grey-Man)

* Judar, Ren Kouen, Muu Alexius (Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic)

* Nicolas Brown (Gangsta!)

* Tsumugu Kinagase (Kill la Kill)

* Tohru Adachi (Persona 4)

* Ryu Susakura (Bartender)

* Zapp Renfro (Blood Blockade Battlefront)

* Mary Gowland, Boris Airay, Nightmare Gottschalk, Joker (Alice in the Land of Heart)

* Ginko (Mushishi)

* Mikoto “Mikorin” Mikoshiba (Live Monthly Girl’s Nozaki kun)

* Decim (Death Parade)

* Shogo Makishima, Shinya Kogami (Psycho Pass)

* Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100)

* Yoshiharu Hisomu (Kiznaiver)

* Kokkuri, Shigaraki (Gugure! Kokkuri-San)

* Most of the cast (Touken Ranbu)

* Most of the cast (Ensemble Stars)

* Most of the male cast (Fire Emblem Awakening)

* Most of the male cast (Fire Emblem Fates)

* Human! Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

* Most of the cast (Fate/Grand Order)

* Hoozuki (Hoozuki no Reitetsu)

* J.Ace (Wonderland Au)

* Phillip (Tale of the Seas)

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anonymous asked:

listen........ serizawa is a bear. thick nose, a square jaw, wide shoulders, hairy chest, and he's a big boy. touchirou is a compulsively manscaped dadbod verse. reigen is a greasy ikeman twink, and dimple is a complete disaster.

ya absolutely dude. im actually laughing a lot at this ask because these are all the accurate headcanons in one and also you called touchy ro a verse which i think is Really Funny for some reason

can’t watch episode 9 yet so i’m rewatching the show on bilibili with comments on and the macdonald commercial absolutely SLAYED me.

some silly translations from the screenshot:

- macdonalds again…

- How much did macdonald paid? I, KFC, will give 10 times!

- I, Pizza Hut, will give 10 times the price

- I, CNHLS*, will give 100 times

This killed me as well when wang jie xi appeared… honestly they didn’t made his smaller eye look very obvious and don’t even get me started on han wen qing who should look fiercer and less ikeman

*CNHLS is a fastfood chain in china ^^

Utaite Quotes Round 2

Fan: Who was the utaite that was touching your butt today?
Mafumafu: It was Akatin.

Soraru: Mafu’s not coming. Should I go on and reserve the namahousou or not?
Lon: Maybe I can be Mafumafu for the day
Soraru: Let’s do this together for today then

Soraru: Good morning! I’m at a wedding today.
Ryokun: Congratulations Soraru san
Soraru: It’s not me
Kogeinu: Congratulations! Hope you’re happy!
Soraru : IT’S NOT ME

Kony: Can you hear me? Kony here. I found a song called Indulging: Metabolic Syndrome. Let us sing this friend
Yuuto: Yuuto here. I told you, this is about you. And that’s not what the title is.
(While singing Indulging: Idol syndrome)

Hashiyan: I knocked on Amatsuki’s room and Kashitarou came out from the room next door saying “What?”. wat why
Amatsuki: I heard Hashiyan laughing and opened the door, what is this lol

Mafumafu: Soraru san un-blocked me…!!!!! (((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))

Hashiyan: Apparently I suck at bathing, turns out I spend much more time than average.

Itou Kashitarou: Rib san is probably the hottest(most ikeman) utaite out there.
Rib: What are you talking about…

Interviewer: What do you want to do in the future?
Amatsuki: After I do my solo live performance successfully, I want to become a power ranger!

Fan: Do you like boys or girls?
un:c: Honestly speaking, guys.

Touyu: Sorry, I ate one.
His sister: That’s fine.
Touyu: It was pretty good.
Sister: Well, it was melon.
Touyu: Wait, it wasn’t banana?

Amatsuki: When I stand here in the living room I can hear Sakata yelling “Rin Chan kaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaayooooohooooo” from the second floor and it’s pretty funny.

Lon: I’ve never met him, but Kashitarou san appeared in my dream. We were on a beach and he was desperately telling me “This cheesecake is awesome! Try it!” so I took it and it was seaweed.

Fan: Try this hashtag! #Tweetyourheightminus150letters
96Neko: Okay!
96Neko: #Tweetyourheightminus1
Soraru: That was funny
(96Neko’s height is 141.2cm so she has -9 letters)

Mafumafu: I see Soraru-san has blocked me, but I have made back up accounts in case this happens. Resistance is futile.

Fan: Does Yuuto san come with the album as tokuten this time too?
Glutamine: Wherever you buy it, Yuuto san does not come with the album!

[Below is a big chunk of tweets all related to each other from various NND uploaders.]
[This one tweet started everything off…]

Fan: You really live to sing don’t you. Do you have anything of interest other than that?
Itou Kashitarou: Umm, your happiness, maybe….?

[And NND uploaders began to tease Itou with this phrase.]

Amatsuki: Umm, your happiness, maybe…?
Amatsuki: @Itou Kashitarou Your happiness, maybe?
Amatsuki: Things of interest? Umm, your happiness, maybe…?

Mafumafu: Things of interest? Umm, your happiness, maybe…?
(->Reply)Itou kashitarou: You guys are evil

Suzumu: Umm, your happiness, maybe…?
Fan: What is Suzumu-kun’s biggest thing of interest right now?
(->Reply)Suzumu: Umm, your happiness, maybe…?

Fan: What is Osamuraisan always thinking of, what do you play the guitar for?
(->Reply)Osamuraisan: Umm, your happiness, maybe…?

Fan: Sakatan, I have a question! What snack do you like the most for your live performances?
(->Reply)Aho no Sakata: Umm, your happiness, maybe…?

Fan: Who are you uploading for?
(->Reply)LeftyMonsterP: Umm, your happiness, maybe….?

Aho no Sakata:
Q. What is your favorite food?
A. Umm, your happiness, maybe….?
Q. What is your favorite drink?
A. Umm, your happiness, maybe….?
Q. Umm, your happiness, maybe….?
A. Umm, your happiness, maybe….?

Fan: What are you interested in besides singing?
(->reply) Rib: Umm, your happiness, maybe….?
Rib: Your happiness
Rib: KIMINO☆SHIAWASE(Your happiness in japanese)
Rib: While Kashitarou-san was interested in your happiness, I arrived at Fukuoka.

Fan: Underbar-san, are you interested in anything other than singing?
(->Reply) Underbar: Umm, your happiness, maybe….?

Mafumafu: [Itou Kashitarou] Your Happiness, Maybe…? [Original PV] (Parody of video upload)

Taiyaki Store: [Language Art] Problem 1. What is Itou Kashitarou interested in?
(->Reply) Soraru: Umm, money and women, maybe….?
Fan: [Language Art] Problem 1. What is Soraru interested in?
(->Reply) Soraru: Umm, your breasts, maybe….?
Fan: [Language Art] Problem 2. What is Mafumafu interested in?
(->Reply) Soraru: Umm, his own face, maybe….?

“Hajime, here’s your coffee.” You set the large mug in front of your boyfriend and sat across from him, leaning your elbow on the table and setting your chin in your hand.


“Thanks, babe.” He said with a grin before taking a big gulp from the mug, closing his eyes as the steam floated up in his face.


You admired the different look he was wearing today. He wore a white headband to pull his hair back from his face. The short sleeves of his school uniform did little to hide the muscles of his biceps, which strained against the fabric withholding them as he wrote calculations on the notebook in front of him. His brown vest stretched across his broad shoulders and you couldn’t help but imagine him in his revealing festival outfit, when you could see his bare chest flex as he beat on his taiko drums.


“…don’t you think, babe?”


“Hmm?” You flicked your eyes to meet his, just realizing that he had been saying something to you. The grin on his face turned to a smirk and you felt your cheeks flush slightly. “Sorry, what was that?”


“I was saying that it’s been pretty slow in the cafe lately.”

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