Romione: You’re loyal and kind. You may be a bit of a romantic, even if only for characters in books. You will protect Ron and Hermione, as a ship and even just as characters, until the end of time. Very protective of fictional characters in general. Likes to refer to things as “My son/daughter” even if they’re like 43. You were probably very unhappy about the movie kiss scene.
Hinny: You’re brave and will defend your favorite ANYTHING to the death. Conventional, but maybe only because you’re stubborn. The older sibling of your friend group who is serious and mature, but would probably buy the younger ones alcohol and throw an awesome party. You love Ginny more than life, and weep sometimes at how she was written in the movies.
Dromione: It’s canon in your eyes. You probably tend to have a lot of “fanon” OTPs unfortunately. The yin/yang dynamic is your weakness. You see the good in everyone and have few very close friends, but you trust them completely. You have seen and probably regularly think about Dramione AMVs. You will ship it until you die.
Drarry: You read a lot of fanfiction. You probably even write a lot of fanficiton (We all know it’s smutty too just own it). You’re an expert at reading between the lines. You, like the Romione shippers, are rather romantic, although it’s hidden under a colder exterior. They DEFINITELY love each other. You will ship it in the afterlife.
Harmony: You shipped them, even as a child which might explain why you are so dedicated to them and why when you have a crush, you crush HARD. While not as romantic as Romiones, you’re are intelligent and believe that the best kind of relationships are slow, steady, and bud from mutual respect and friendship. You also have probably dreamed about owning a library.
Snilly: You weren’t loved enough as a child.
Jilly: Get outta here with that weak ass teen romance shit. Marriage AUs are your favorite and you’re a firm believer that if you can’t imagine your OTP bitterly assembling Ikea furniture together, than they probably aren’t your OTP. You’re compassionate and gentle. Probably the mom of your friend group.
Deamus: You are the funniest person in a lot of peoples’ lives. You’re spunky and maybe a bit of a bro when it comes to people you care about. It’s not that you’re bad at affection, but “I love you” is usually followed by “Bruh” or something like that. It’s canon. Everyone knows it. But you ALWAYS knew it.
Nuna: You live for fluffy fanfiction because that’s basically all your ship is. The last twenty minutes of the movie was just one big Nuna fanfiction and you’re fine with that. It’s the only change they made for the movie that you’re 100% ok with. You’re funny, charming and you’re friends with pretty much everyone you meet.
Wolfstar: You read more fanfiction than Drarry shippers. Or at least, you would, if there were any.
Snarry/Snamione: The creepy uncle that everyone knows, but never talks about.
Huna: You’re a dreamer. You’re the softest of the shippers, silently knowing that yours is the best, but you won’t brag about it.
Ronks: Everything about the way their relationship was portrayed in the movie pissed you off. Like Jilly shipper, except more emotional and like 6 times more deadly. Your favorite AUs are the ones where your OTP literally is just still alive.
Fremione: Like Romione, except you cry a lot more. You ok over there?
anyway when the girls graduate, nicky makes a video montage of a bunch of clips of the foxes doing things together with that song from Up over it
and it’s the cutest thing ever like. there’s a video of matt giving dan a piggyback ride through an airport corridor when their flight got delayed, and they got neil to carry allison so they could race. it ends up with the four of them crashing and nearly toppling to the ground.
and the time renee fell asleep during one of the movie nights, and allison and matt teamed up to see how much popcorn they could balance on her head before she woke up. the night after a game when they’re out to buy liquor, and dan and nicky have a shopping cart race.
there’s also neil and renee trying to figure out how to assemble an ikea bookshelf for neil’s dorm room from the beginning of the year, which is followed by a clip from a couple months later when nicky and matt were more than a little drunk and accidentally smashed it.
the wild grin on kevin’s face when he watches the trojans win a big game and the video from later that night where he’s merrily indulging in a pint of ice cream with dan. the time katelyn got aaron and nicky to do one of the shorter cheer routines. matt lying on the floor with neil, laughing at neil’s terrible attempts to play some video game.
but then it gets really bittersweet, with clips from their final game (they lost, but it was to the trojans, and that’s the best way to lose), and their final post-game dinner, their final group movie night. and it’s so sweet and precious and i’m emotional alright
Derek had returned from a conference where the new CEO, Mr Stiles Stilinski, took over his company in a so called meeting where all the white collared, richly clothed shareholders - assholes - voted against Derek. He hadn’t even waited for a final handshake with the new owner. He knew, he’d never be able to fake a smile when his heart was shattering into a thousand pieces. Well, they had Peter to deal with these formalities.
[aka, Derek was already having the worst day when he was hit by his heat, right in the middle of his office]
Stiles is an omega of considerable means which means he doesn’t have to worry much about going through his heats alone. He just has to worry about falling in love with the alpha seeing him through them.
Stiles is sick of having an abundance of overzealous heats. As soon as he turned eighteen he went to get a prescription for a new drug that could supposedly help him with his heats. Nothing goes to plan.
I downloaded a puzzle app onto my iPad. As soon as I opened the app, I was taken to a locked room full of 50 other people. We had to solve puzzles in order to escape. My last task was to assemble an Ikea dresser in under 5 minutes. I never finished it and I wasn’t allowed to leave.
● Finding Islands - Day 4 of the Hamwriters Write-A-Thon: Worldwide Day. Lin gets the reader to show him around the island of Haida Gwaii. Shenanigans involving seafood ensue.
● Golden - Day 5 of the Hamwriters Write-A-Thon: Reverse Point of View. Lin-Manuel is holding his daughter for the first time.
● After Hours - A collaboration fic with Ren(@alexanderhamllton). Based on the prompt: “I have a key to the theatre, and sometimes I go there when I need to think. Apparently so do you.”
● 5 a.m. - A collaboration fic with Ren(@alexanderhamllton). The reader wants McDonald’s at 5 in the morning. She drags Lin along.
● Method Actor- The reader plays Naomi Rodriguez opposite Anthony in 21 Chump Street. He seems to have feelings for her, but she fears it’s just his wonderful acting skills.
● Anatomy 101 - Day 1 of the Hamwriters Write-A-Thon: AU Day. Anthony needs a nude model for his art course, and he goes to the reader.
● King of the Lost Boys- Day 3 of the Hamwriters Write-A-Thon: Literature Day. Pan, or Anthony, is the leader of a motley crew called the Lost Boys. He is undoubtedly magical, but remember: love? he has never heard of it.
When Stiles wakes up in a precarious position one morning at Derek’s house, an offhanded comment from the wolf sets off a titillating tet-a-tet between the two. How far will the boys be willing to go to “one-up” each other?
Love your loverboyAU and I love that you write that they're in for the long haul. Love my cute lil poly nerds. Also, your hcs are amazing - you should do more *slides $20*
THANK YOU DEAR <3
A couple headcanons for you
JJ taking Yuri to Ikea when he first moves in, and the two of them wandering around the whole store together shopping. JJ dying a little at the sight of Yuri in all the kitchens, and especially in the bedroom setups. When they get down to the floor, JJ pushes Yuri on the big flat cart until a staff member yells at them and they run off giggling like a bunch of idiots.
(JJ and Yuri also assembling said Ikea furniature together, the first true test of their budding relationship. They survived, but only because JJ told Yuri he’d just take care of it after Yuri chunked a hammer across the room in frustration).
Yuri always draping on Otabek’s back and sitting in his lap while he tries to work on his computer, making it near impossible for him to focus on anything until he pays attention to him
Otabek knowing how to play guitar and Yuri lurking outside his room when he does, until Otabek calls him in (He always knows when the kitten is lurking)