ik it was horrible but i liked

honestly all y'all doing lists of wrestlers you’d sleep with amaze me like…y'all have such restraint bc mine would just be like;

most of them; because i am a h o e

anonymous asked:

oh my god i just read two rotten apples and holy fuck their relationship is so terrible i feel so bad for her goddamn idk why i feel so hurt but pls make jungkook suffer

anonymous asked:

yo… ik everyone will disagree wit me but the relationship in tra is just way too toxic like why do i feel like shit when even if im just the reader. im so fucking mad why is jungkook such an asshole n why is the oc so easy UDHDHJD

anonymous asked:

it fucks with my mind how horrible jk is to the oc in tra i didnt do anything productive today bc i felt like shit LMAO

drabble #3

COUNT → 3.519

GENRE → smut | crack

PAIRING → jungkook | reader

WARNINGS → dom and sub tones | penis in mouth | explicit language | penetration | graphic dirty talk | dick riding | the occasional sarcastic quip

LINKS → 1 | 2 | 3 | 3.5COMING SOON

note → i didn’t have this in mind with the current story line of two rotten apples, which you can read the first part here. so kinda consider this drabble just like. i dont even know. i have no idea. i think as the story goes on. ill link the drabbles for where i think they are in the story. the other two happen later on so they wont be linked yet until more parts are released!!!!!!! anyway i wrote this in a state of anger and perspiration!!!!!!!!!!! if u dont like my characters. or dont like the story. u could just. consider this: close out of my blog and never come back. no one was forcing u to read this. so i didnt appreciate these msgs. i understand u were venting but u didnt even say anything positive about the story so how could u expect me to respond positively??? anyways g’nite


The skin of Elise’s knuckles lightened as her fists clenched on the kitchen counter. She’d been dicing onions for a breakfast omelette but Kale’s noises from upstairs were distracting her as they drifted to her ears from the vent above her head. The kitchen was directly below their shared bedroom, so she could hear every single sound he made, even the bed creaking under his weight.

Washing her hands quickly, she grabbed a nearby towel to dry them off before heading towards the long, twisting marble staircase leading to the upstairs hallway, following the grunts and groans of her beloved husband.

As she peered into the bedroom, she gasped at the sight before her. Kale was lounging on the mattress, a rose placed between his succulent lips and a single cut from one of the thorns garnishing his lower lip. He probably should’ve cut all the thorns off before placing it in his mouth but he was never the smart one. His chest glistened under the light of the full moon, even though just a few seconds ago, Elise was making a breakfast omelette and typically those are made in the morning. She just didn’t have a good concept of time and made breakfast omelettes at night and steaks at eight o’clock in the morning.

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My Knight in Shining Armour

Originally posted by kimbbuyo

  • Member: Park Woojin
  • Genre: fluffy
  • Word Count: 886
  • Summary: you end up getting embarrassed and humiliated by being stood up for a date, but then a gorgeous guy with an adorable smile comes in to save your disastrous night 
  • This is for the #protectwoojinproject where writers write short fluffs of woojin to counter the incident. Protect this adorable fluffball ^ (ik the gif has nothing to do with the story but he looks so cute) @perkwoojin will be writing pt2 of this and IT’LL BE AMAZING cause she’s an amazing writer and she’s such a sweetheart and i love her so much. SO if you don’t follow her go follow!!

You were waiting for your date who was already 20 minutes late and you felt horrible. You kept thinking to yourself “no, no, no he’ll come he’s probably just late.” You knew you were kidding yourself but how could you not. You liked this guy a lot he was sweet, good looking, funny and just got you. You guys clicked so well on the first two dates even though he was a bit distracted with his phone at times. You looked at the watch it said 7:30, you sighed and your mood just kept on plummeting. The waiter came back to your table again asking sympathetically “are you ready to order miss?” You want to groan and scream your frustration but you can’t, so instead you say “no, I’m still waiting for someone, I’m sure they’ll be here soon.” The waiter nods and leaves. You spot an elderly couple looking super sympathetically at you, you feel even more depressed. Gosh when is this guy coming, you send him another message already sent him 2 and called him twice, asking if he’s coming. Again, no response.

You hear a jingle and you look at the door, you bow your head in disappointment, it wasn’t your date, just a huge group of good looking guys coming in. You couldn’t even try to check them out still feeling like shit at the fact that your date stood you up. You check your phone again and it shows 7:42, your heart basically plummets as you realise he isn’t coming but you tell yourself to wait till 7:45. People are still giving you sympathetic looks and you hate yourself for still waiting for this douchebag. But you’ve been single for ages and you haven’t someone that you’ve connected with so easily in years. Before you know it, it’s 7:45 and the waiter comes up to you and says “miss if you’re not going to order, I’m really sorry but I have to ask you to leave.” Just as you’re about to stand up, and apologise for being an inconvenience. “I’m so sorry sweetheart, traffic was terrible and my boss kept me in for so long.” You hear someone say super loudly so basically the whole restaurant can hear, and then they sit in the chair directly across from you. You look up at this adorable gorgeous guy but who was a complete stranger. “Hi, my name is Woojin, whoever stood you up is a douche and doesn’t realise what he’s missing out on” he says sweetly, grinning at you showcasing a snaggletooth.

You can’t help but feel butterflies and not believe your luck. The guy in front of you was so sweet and well mannered, he was also incredibly good looking with the most gorgeous smile you’ve ever seen. You say gratefully but jokingly “thank you so much, for coming to the rescue, my knight in shining armour, not making this night into an absolute embarrassing nightmare.” “It’s my pleasure to have dinner with such a lovely girl.” he says smoothly nearly making you swoon. You later realise he’s never that smooth and it was a one time thing. You introduce yourself to him. “Oh by the way my name is y/n and let’s order I’ve been waiting here for 45 minutes and I’m starving” you say brightly. He can’t help but smile as he hears you talking and admire your smile and the way your eyes light up when you do. Woojin had no idea what came over him to sit down with you and save you from this embarrassing and upsetting situation. But looking at you, looking beautiful, all dressed up in a dress and your hair and makeup done with no one at the table with you. No food, or drinks, checking the clock and everyone was giving you pitying looks. He couldn’t help but want to go and help you out. He also won’t complain about you being drop dead gorgeous. You ended up being so sweet as well, he really couldn’t see why a guy would skip out on date with you.

You and Woojin end up having an amazing time. You learnt he ditched his friends, they wave at you guys with a few wolf whistles making you two blush. You learnt that Woojin was actually super shy and that he’d never do anything like this normally. But he did. He said sweetly to you “I really am glad I did though, you’re my perfect girl.” Making your heart basically sprout wings and fly off to heaven and you blush bright red. You end up talking about everything and anything. You never felt so at ease with someone as much as you have with him. He just makes you so happy just even being around him. And all he wanted to do was hug you or maybe even kiss you softly if he ever had the guts. But you both were happily enjoying each others company, eating, talking and joking around. It was two hours into your date and Woojin’s friends left, but there were still a lot of people since it was one of those places which close late. You were laughing and smiling with Woojin and you hear the door jingle, you glance up quickly just as a natural instinct. There standing in the door way is your date.


this was terrible lmao i’m sorry, and it was also the shortest thing i’ve ever written. it also wasn’t that fluffy, i feel bad, i feel like i’m disappointing iris. OH WELL ANYWAYS. again jas is making pt 2 @perkwoojin so please go follow and look out for it on her blog. also the cliff hanger was her idea so don’t kill me kill her. I LOVE YOU JAS. it also might take her some time to write pt 2 cause she’s on semi-hiatus. BUT LOVE YOU ALL WHO READ THIS piece of shit gosh it was terrible. and as always please message, send an anon or just contact me!!

pippin songs: a summary
  • magic to do: we are FULLY aware that there is an audience heyyy audience
  • corner of the sky: I want to do a thing but like WHAT IS THAT THING
  • war is a science: GODDAMNIT PIPPIN
  • glory: war is a science without interru- SURPRISE DANCE BREAK
  • simple joys: but like would you actually rather be a left-handed flea?
  • no time at all: HEY AUDIENCE HOW YOU DOING TONIGHT (also pippin you won't be young forever get to the frickle frackle)
  • with you: pippin gets to the frickle frackle BUT AT WHAT PRICE
  • spread a little sunshine: i'm evil but I'll distract you with quick changes and dance moves
  • morning glow: PIPPIN YES
  • entr'acte: THE GATES THE GATES THE GATES THE GATES THE GATES THE GATES
  • on the right track: PIPPIN NO but wait PIPPIN YES
  • kind of woman: i'm just like so normal like I'm sOoOoOo average like actually *lots of winking*
  • extraordinary: IMMA TRASH THIS HERE FARM
  • love song: lalalalalalalala (pippin gets to the frickle frackle reprise)
  • i guess I'll miss the man: he was kind of pretty horrible but whateves
  • finale: PIPPIN YES but wait PIPPIN NO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY V!!!!!! Omg this is really late, but here’s a drawing i drew for him anddddddd yea… ALSO WHO’S EXCITED FOR HIS ROUTE BC IK I AMMM, it finally came out :’) (I’m so sad tho, I messed while inking ;-;) Please forgive my horrible handwriting;;; OH, Mod V said they can digitilaize and color this drawing for me (bc i cant do crap) so you guys are in for a treat tmrw :) Have a wonderful rest of the day ^^

~Mod Yoosung

Dialogue Challenge #2. Driving Miss Crazy

This is in regards to @mustardyellowsunshine dialogue challenge. I loved it so much, I did it again. This is originally from my WiP: Just EMTime, but I jist,had to throw it out here.

For my best gals: @inunanna @lacyjaybird @adorableears7 @kags09 @keichanz @inukag-4ever.

I hope y'all like this!!! Xoxoxoxo 😘😘

Warning: May be kinda-sorta, long. 😁

—IK—

“Ma’am. I’m going to need you to lay still. You’ve been in an accident.”


“Yeah, wench. Lay still, I gotta start an IV and yer flopping around isn’t helpin’.”


“Inuyasha. Why are you always so crude. Can’t you see this woman is scared?”


“She looks horrible– ow!”


“Never say that. A woman with a body like that is bound to be beautiful.”


“Do I need to call Sango and tell her how yer hittin’ on a critical?”


“You wouldn’t– I was only– Fine.”


“Lady. Stop movin’!”


“You have the most beautiful eyes.”


“—”


“Can I rub your ears?”


“Is she–”


“Hitting on you? Yes, my dear friend. She most definitely is. I’ll be up front, give you two some alone time.”


“Wipe that shit eatin’ grin off your face, bouzo.”


“We alone? Good. Let me touch your ears now.”


“Hey! I said lay still. Put your arms down, NOW.”


“But you’re so handsome. I really wanna touch em.”


“I said no.”


“But you make me feel things.”


“—”


“Not those types of things, pervert.”


“I didn’t say anything.”


“Liar.”


“Why you—”


“Inuyasha, are you half dog-demon or is it a cat- OUCH!”


“Told ya to stop movin’.”


“You did that on purpose.”


“Ya have no proof— and I’m not a fucking cat.”


“Then you’re a beautiful dog demon.”


“Half. And quit callin’ me beautiful.”


“Handsome. Gorgeous. Smoking hot. That better? Awe! You’re blushing!”


“I am not! Look wench. You were in a nasty ass car accident and ya look terrible. There’s a severe gash over your right eye on your temporal lobe. There’s blood everywhere and I still need an IV to start these fluids. So I’ma need you to stop flirting with me and get yer shit under control— wha- why are ya cryin’?!”


“I just complimented you and you’re yelling at me!”


“St- stop it! I’m sorry okay? I just wanna help you.”


“O- okay. I- I’’ll try to be still.”


“Good. I think I can get this is one stick.”


“Be gentle. I’m damaged goods.”


“Keh. You got that right. Okay got it. See? That wasn’t so bad.”


“Now can I rub your ears? Oh don’t growl at me, puppy.”


“I’ve had it up to the roof with ya.”


“Oh please. You love the attention.”


“Ha! Lady, I haven’t gotten attention since my mom was alive.”


“I’m sorry, Inuyasha.”


“Nah. I don’t need pity. It’s been years now. Quit ya cryin’.”


“But it’s so sad! I’ll give you all the attention you deserve!”


“Holy fucking- yer a nut, woman.”


“But you like me anyway and my name isn’t lady, wench or woman. It’s Kagome. Ka-go-me. Use it buddy.”


“Yeah. Yeah.”


“Say it.”


“No.”


“What’s my name?”


“Bitch.”


“Wrong. What’s my name?”


“Fuck you.”


“Oh I’d love that. What’s my name?”


“Goddammit! KAGOME! Okay?! You’re name is Kagome. Happy now?”


“Mmm. I will be after you take me to dinner.”


“How the fuck did you come up with that?”


“Because I know you want to.”


“The pain meds got you even more crazy in the brain.”


“You may be right, but I know what I want and when I set my mind to it, I get what I want.”


“Yeah, okay.”


“I’m serious, Inu-ya–sha.”


“Bout damn time you fell asleep. Shit.”


—IK—


Four weeks later


“Yo.”


“Kouga! So nice to see you!”


“How’s my favorite RN today?”


“I don’t know. How is Ayame? Hmm?”


“You wound me, Kags.”


“I bet I did. Where’s Ginta?”


“Took the day off. I have another partner today. He’s from M.M. across town.”


“Oh, where is he?”


“Yo, mutt. Come to the second floor. Someone I want to meet.”


“Copy wolf-shit.”


“He’s on his way up.”


“Y'all’s communication is amazing.”


“We’ve been friends for years. It’s just how we are.”


“Kouga why the hell  are you just standin’ arou-”


“Mutt, meet Kagome Higurashi. Best damn nurse on Tokyo. Kagome meet Inuyasha Takahashi.”


“—”


“Why are you staring at her like th—”


“YOU!”


“WENCH!”


“What the hell? Y'all know each other already?”


“He’s the rude paramedic who picked me up.”


“Rude? You’re the bitch who wouldn’t sit still long enough for me to give an IV.”


“Yeah well I was in an accident and I was scared!”


“Scared my ass. You were throwing around fucking compliments and shit the whole time. I finally had to give you Phenergan to knock you out.”


“You knocked me out on purpose?! I had a concussion!”


“I know how to do my job, bitch.”


“Do not growl at me you over-sized puppy. I–”


“Back away from each other. You two need to shut up or go somewhere else to talk. People are starting to stare.”


“Keh. Can we just get this patient and go already?”


“What he said.”


“Damn y'all are salty. Fine. 223’s chart Miss.”


“Right here. Report: Yamaguchi, Keito. Seventy-six years old. Diagnosed with COPD Exacerbation Hypertension. Cellulitis lower, right leg. Foley at time of transfer and PICC line upper right arm. He has trouble breathing so he’ll need to be transferred with an oxygen tank at 2 liters.”


“Thank you.”


“You’re welcome. Bye Kouga. Tell Ayame yo call me later. Inuyasha, good day.”


“Back at cha.”


“You two are crazy.”


“Let’s just go.”


—IK—


“Oh. It’s you again. What can I do for you?”


“I have to do a follow up on my transfers.  223 was your patient so I’m giving report.”


“Go ahead.”


“Yamaguchi, Keito. Seventy-six years old. Diagnosed with COPD Exacerbation,  Hypertension. Cellulitis lower, right leg. Foley at time of transfer and PICC line in right arm. O2 was stable at 2 liters when dropped off at the Village.”


“Thank you— is that all?”


“Howdoyoufeel?”


“I’m sorry, speak up and slower. I didn’t hear you.”


“I said how do you feel?”


“Fine? OH you mean since my accident. I’m better. Took a few weeks though. This is my first day back since then.”


“The way you looked, I’d figured you be out for a long time.”


“For your information, I had all four of my wisdom teeth taken out that morning before that idiot hit us. So I was loopy, swollen and scarred.”


“Loopy ain’t the word. You were bat shit crazy.”


“Excuse me?”


“Don’t give me that look. You were! Throwing around compliments about— ah forget it.”


“About what? Oh god what all did I say? I only remember bits and pieces. Inuyasha tell me.”


“You were talking about my eyes and ears.”


“What’s wrong with complimenting them? You have nice eyes and I really wanna touch the ears— oh forget I said that!”


“Why? WHY do you like them? I’m a half-breed. No one really cares about how I feel.”


“Well I’m not everyone else and I like them. They are so cute.”


“Don’t call me cute.”


“Handsome. Gorgeous. Smoking hot. That better?”


“You said that in the ambulance too.”


“Yeah and I also remember asking you to dinner.”


“You were doped up.”


“So? I told you I remember bits and pieces.”


“Yeah, but I—”


“Oh please. The offer still stands.”


“You can’t be serious! No one—”


“Stop. I’m not just anyone. You’ll figure that out soon enough.”


“Kinda bold ain’t cha?”


“What do I got to lose? I think what happened, happened for a reason. Carpe Diem!”


“I— you can’t just demand a date from someone like that!”


“Then how would you do it?”


“Well for starters I wouldn’t be so fucking rude–”


“Oh that’s a first.”


“— as I was sayin’, I’d just be like, would you go to dinner with me? And wait for a response.”


“I would love to have dinner with you. Friday at 730? I have the weekend off.”


“—”


“Inuya–”


“What the fuck?! I never asked you out.”


“You just did.”


“NO. I was giving you an example— wait. You did that shit on purpose.”


“Next time be more gentle when sticking someone for an IV.”


“Why you sneaky bitch.”


“Pick me up at seven-thirty from here. I’ll be waiting in the lobby. I’m looking forward to it.”


“Yeah, me too.”


“Awe. That was a genuine smile. I knew you had it on you.”


“Keh. Get her ass back to work. People could be dying.”


“And I guess that goes for you too, huh puppy?”


“I swear, if you call m— what was that for?!”


“It’s called a kiss and calm down. It was only a peck.”


“—”


“What? Did I embarr— ommph.”


“—”


“—”


“Wha– what was that for?”


“When ya plant a kiss on someone, that is how you do it, woman.”


“Duly noted.”


“Get back to work. I’ll see ya Friday night.”


“I’m holding you to it. And I look forward to other surprise kisses.”


“Keh. We’ll see about that, Ka-go-me.”


“Yes. Yes we will, puppy.”


—FIN—

riverdale s2 premier thoughts

so like ik i swore to myself that id never watch that show ever again but i hate myself so i did. wasnt horrible. here are my thoughts.


• kj apa isn’t a great person but DAMN the boy can act. he really had me thinking he was a 15 yr old kid who just watched his dad get shot

• fred andrews is a good man, who does not deserve any of this

• jughead would actually be a fave of mine if they didnt make half his plot line about him and betty. his character is so interesting when you take betty out of the equation…the show would’ve been so much better if the writers had written him as aroace

• i cant stand betty cooper sorry not sorry i used to love her but now? god she’s annoying. season 1 was ruined as soon as they made every subplot about her somehow and i hope they don’t do it again this season

(they will because she’s a fan fave)

• i don’t like lili reinhart either but she’s perfect for betty (annoying on screen and irl!)

• i understand veronica wants to be there for archie and overall i think she did a good job, but i dont like how she had sex with archie while he was in such a vulnerable state…rubs me the wrong way

• i don’t hate varchie at all but i don’t like how the writers sexualize their relationship. obviously 15/16 year olds have sex but it’s not really ‘sexy’ like the shower scene was and it makes me low key uncomfortable like…take it down a notch

• cheryl blossom. i stan her. i love how she recognized how her mother abused her and im interested to see how she deals with all of it throughout the season if the writers go that direction (they probably won’t)

•also really hope cheryl’s love interest is a girl

•kevin!!! i loved him this episode and am really hoping they treat him better this season

•hiram lodge is a dilf and u can fight me on that

• please god end b*ghead i cannot stand those two

•thank god that bitch grundy is dead. about time

these are my thoughts and if u want fight me about any of them (except hiram being a dilf lmao) shove that urge to fight right up ur ass cause ill just block u!

How the Paladins Go About Talking To You When They’re Crushing

 *tips fedora* m’anon

i hope this is okay!!

Shiro:

-help him

-yknow what he’s trying his best to talk to you!!

-a lot of small talk about whatever he can get his hands on so he can talk to you

-stuttery boy

-While having a conversation with you, he will notice the little things like how you move your hands when you talk or when you smile about different subjects

-he notes this to bring this subjects up later

Lance:

-good luck with this boy

-he uses horrible pick up lines from the bottom of facebook but he says them like theyre from the bottom of his heart

-he loves telling you jokes and making you laugh- he will do it constantly

-he is also very touchy for ex: nudging your arm while joking with you

-hes such a romantic and is not shy about it

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so um hi y’all. ikram here!! i’ve never made a post like this bc i never felt the need to but i’m feeling very emotional right now and everyone on my dash is feeling emotional right now. also my cat is very emosh right now. and this all resulted in me writing a long ass speech with little notes for everyone who has ever made me smile on here. i just wanted to make this post to let you all now that im very grateful for you. some of you i have never talked to because i’m shy and you intimidate me bUT i need you to know ur the bomb.com

💐 💐  these are for you, thank you for being such a beautiful soul. 

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anonymous asked:

I also find it annoying when artists portray Soren as some weak crybaby that constantly needs to be protected by Ike's big strong macho arms because someone dared to even breathe in Soren's direction and he started crying or something.

Agreed!

I feel like people focus too much on that crying scene at the end and consider Soren somewhat weak because of that, forgetting that was the only time he cries the entire story and that he was remembering a horrible trauma.

Soren is not a character who needs constant protection. He can handle himself quite well on his own. He’s good at both verbal and physical confrontations and rarely asks Ike for help in either of these things and Ike rarely gets involved in those things because he knows that too.

(Really, I just think people want Soren to fit the uke stereotype even though he’s not like that at all in the English version of the games.)

I’m going to be honest with y'all. Fates’ storyline is shit. Babyrealms was an awful idea. Fanservice is ridiculous. Corrin is so…bland. Robin had way more personality than Corrin, and they (technically) aren’t even the main character!! Localization was horrible. Hinoka was barely there at all (ik she was a last minute character, but still). Soleil deserved better. Character endings are so copy and paste.

Do I still like the game? Yes!

Do I like the mechanics? Yes!!

Do I think it’s better than Awakening? No.

Shea : Maybe because you’re pretty, you’re used to getting away with things. But I want you to know that your actions have an affect on others, and I hate you. And you’re a horrible person. And you not understanding that you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.

Valentina : You think I’m pretty?

The last election has been horrible. I’ve gotten to the point where I’ve cut ties with people who support trump. With past elections and rumors of Hanson most likely supporting him and republicans; it’s been very hard to look at Hanson and feel like I can support them. it’s been weighing me down a lot. For some reason tonight I decided to go on Ike’s twitter…and look who he follows!! I’m shocked!! It may not mean anything but it means a lot to me!

someartistsammy  asked:

‘‘They shouldn't post that art if they don't want it reposted.’’ Goodness its horribly rude for someone to take art work, not to mention treat people horribly,, I'm so sorry that this happened to you, it happens constantly to you and I'm really sorry that you have to go through this. You seem like such a cool individual and you don't deserve issues like this.

Its alright when i commented they took it down, highkey ik its the artist curse but hhhhhhh thanks for the sweet message still 💞😭

anonymous asked:

at the beginning i was a big tk shipper n was kinda scared to ship jikook bcuz i saw so many people talk about how annoying jikook shippers were n now i can't even see tk as a possible couple anymore and i realized that where i saw these things was on tk videos. where tk shippers complained about jikook. idk y some of them are so obsessed w/ talking about how horrible jikook is like it's the most legit ship i've ever seen n i've been a bunch of fandoms

really?? yikes :/ i knew tk shippers talked shit on us, but i didn’t realize it was bad enough to make people scared to ship jikook lmao. like ik i talk my fair amount of shit on antis and tk shippers, but i don’t try to make ppl hate tae/kook themselves. like yikes.  but i find it funny whenever i see a previous tk shipper talk about how they like jikook because it’s just like… wow. jikook is so wonderful. they’re able to make people switch otp lanes like that lmao. i mean, the only thing i can come up with is that they’re in denial?? like i have no other explanation for tk shippers (and other shippers, antis in general) hating on jikook. like it’s just unneeded?? i feel like, because jikooks been gaining a  lot of attention over the past year and a half and has grown remarkably since 2014, antis are shocked and threatened and resort to out right hating jikook with a burning passion. and that’s ridiculous. 

i-dont-even-know-27  asked:

OH. MY. GOD. I JUST FINISHED READING CH 6 OF SUMMER RAIN IT WAS SO GOOD OMG I WAS FREAKING OUT HOW ARE YOU SUCH A GOOD WRITER TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS. DUDE. The way you write Hanamaki and Matsukawa is amazing I'm not gonna lie I'm a horrible person Ik, but I laughed while reading it omg I am shook

IT’S NOT GOOD YOU JUST HAVE REALLY LOW STANDARDS THANK YOU.

Nah but the secret to writin real gud is to just say fuck you to everything you learned in school and just do whatever the flaming fuck you want. PROPER SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS FOR LOSERS YO FIGHT ME YOU NERDS THAT USE APPROPRIATE GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION AND DON’T MAKE EVERY SENTENCE A NEW PARAGRAPH AND RAMBLE IN SLOPPY MIND SPEAK YOU SHITTY GEEKS.

Also, repeat things over and over again. That’s what the cool kids do. Like me. Like me. Like me. Like me.

ANYWAY

Makki and Mattsun are such shit heads and I love them to death. They mean well. I swear. Good boys. And it’s okay for you to be a terrible person because I’m even more terrible for writing such PAIN and SUFFERING.

Love you, Babe.

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