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Hey. Hey. How was it? It was weird. Oh? Yeah somebody slipped something in my drink I think it was acid cause I was sort of tripping balls. Future turned into a teddy bear and James was getting blown by a chicken. Mm Hmm. It was crazy. And then I got arrested or the cops came but they weren’t really the cops it was like this adorable little cartoon stripper. She gave me like a adorable little cartoon stripper lap dance. Mm Hmm. That was wierd. And then these two girls they pulled me into a room for a threesome and- *behati gives him a look* -nothing happened. Nothing happened. *behati rolls back over* One had the head of a donkey and the other one had the head of like a skull I guess. Of like a a hemsbach or a deer or an antelope or some shit I don’t really remember and then like this body builder lady, she was wearing uggs, she threw me into the pool, I kinda snapped out of it and left the car there cause I was way too fucked up to drive so I just *bleep* home and here I am? Did you get the milk though? I got the milk. Awesome. I love you. I love you. Goodnight. Goodnight baby.

2/100 Favorite Pictures of Adam Levine.

Can I nominate my own picture? I took this photo on March 8, 2015 in New Jersey during the V Tour. I was so close, I could almost touch him. It was seriously one of the best nights of my life. There’s so much emotion in his face and I’m so glad I got to capture it. Please don’t take/use this photo without my credit and permission. That’s all I ask. Thank you :)