The Hogwarts Houses as Youtube creators

As a note from the writer of this, I made my judgements based on the CONTENT each person or group creates. For example, Jenna Marbles has officially been sorted into Hufflepuff, but I listed her as a Gryffindor as her videos are often at the expense of others though in good humour, she’s arrogant in some videos, selfish and always trying to get a reaction, along with her lack of regard for what her viewers want to see. (See her video where she shaved her eyebrows when we told her not to).

Gryffindor- Jenna Marbles, Smosh, GloZell, MirandaSings, Tyler Oakley, Hannah Hart, PrankvsPrank, iJustine, iiSuperwomanii, Philip DeFranco, RayWilliamJohnson, IHateEverything, The Gabbie Show

Hufflepuff- AmazingPhil, Bethany Mota, LukeIsNotSexy, EpicMealTime, Grace Helbig, Ingrid Nilsen, HowToBasic, Louise Pentland, Mamrie Hart, Marzia Bisognin, Rhett and Link/Good Mythical Morning, Rosanna Pansino, Liza Koshy, Thomas Sanders, BrizzyVoices

Ravenclaw- Zoella, The Game Theorists, Safiya Nygaard, Laci Green, TheFineBros, College Humor, EpicRapBattlesOfHistory, VlogBrothersMarkiplierTayZondayJoey Graceffa, Paint

Slytherin- Daniel Howell, Anna Akana, Anthony Padilla, Bill Wurtz (The History Of The World, I Guess), Buzzfeed, JacksFilms, Emma Blackery, Shane Dawson, Tobuscus

100 reasons why I love Brallie

1. Everything they do is cute
2. He loves her
3. She loves him
4. The way they look at each other
5. Brandon was the first person Callie trusted and she continues to trust him with everything
6. When Callie runs her hands through his hair
7. All their kisses are full of passion
8. Outlaws
9. They never gave up/stopped loving each other
10. It’s a forbidden love story
11. There’s an element of secrecy and surprise and wonder
12. They are both hot as hell
13. Callie trusts Brandon enough to make love with him for the first time since being raped, and her first time ever having consensual sex
14. Brandon always believes in her
15. Sneaking around
16. The fact that they always end up back together again(hopefully)
17. They showed me what real love is
19. Their hugs
20. He does everything he can do protect her
21. They lay awake thinking about each other
22. They are best friends
23. Their babies would be beautiful
24. Hate Talya, Hate Lou
25.  They are always so comfortable around each other
26. The lip-touch
27. “Nooo”
28. “I wish we could stay here forever, and ever, and ever”
29. She would sacrifice a family to be with him
30. Their hand holding
31. Their first fucking kiss
32. He gave her a guitar
33. Circles
34. He won the competition at Idyllwild with the piece he composed for her
35. “You’re amazing, and kind, and smart, and beautiful”
36. She learnt from him that she deserved happiness
37. He made her and Jude feel welcome in his home
38. They are both victims of rape, and share common ground, but in different ways
39. They went hang gliding together
40. He wants what is best for her
41. The times Brandon has showed up outside GU
42. Their jealousy over Wyatt, Talya, Lou, AJ, etc.
43. Outlaws>Super Callie
44. AJ fucking sucks
45. His hand on her back
46. He found her mom’s necklace
47. “It’s about falling in love with someone you can never be with”
48. They bail each other out
49. She tells him everything
50. All of their songs from their scenes
51. Our beautiful Brallie fandom
52. They are endgame
53. They give me butterflies in my stomach
54. They are supportive of each others dreams
55. The looks they give to one another when they aren’t looking
56. He broke a restraining order and risked getting arrested for her
57. They’re jam sessions
58. No matter what, they can’t see each other as siblings
59. He will always have feelings for her
60. When he tucked her hair behind her ear
61. The advice they give to each other
62. Mavid friendship
63. They inspire each other to do the right thing
64. They missed each other when Callie was at GU
65. Secret texting from GU
66. Their love is so true, passionate, and inspiring
67. They teach and inspire each other to grow up and to develop as people
68. Callie learned that it was okay to let yourself love again after a tradgedy
69. He helped her save Jude form the abusive foster home
70. When everyone else is confused and worried, Callie thinks that he is kicking some ass
71. He doesn’t care about him, but he’s worried about what will happen to her
72. They awkward friendship in 1B
73. Their promise at Christmas
74. He is there for her when something is wrong
75. His hands on her waist during their first kiss
76. His fucking sweater
77. She believes that he can do anything
78. The way they smile between kisses
79. “There’s enough to go around”
80. He put lasagna on her plate the first night she was there
81. The way she stormed up to him at the hospital to express her feelings
82. They make me happy and positive
83. Their dance at the  Quinceañera
84. The time he beat up Liam to defend her
85. Brandon’s concern that she was hurt after they hang glided
86. They call each other out on their mistakes
87. He’s her greatest temptation
88. The Outlaws singing/makeout scene
89. Panda sweater
90. The morning after
91. He is nothing like Liam
92. I physically and mentally need them to be together
93. Their sex scene was passionate, mature, and beautiful
94. “Together?”

95. She would blow everything up if she was hurting him
96. They can help each other see reason
97. Callie knew that something was wrong the moment he walked in after getting kicked out of Idyllwild
98. The look on Brandon’s face when Callie came down the stairs in her dress for the Quinceañera
99. They are happy together
100. They are perfect together


Back to the depressing blog. I haven’t been here for a while as some of you may know because I found my soulmate and I have been so happy for the first time in my life - and I fucked it up. I don’t know why I expected it to last. I was stupid. I let my insecurities and my inability to let myself be loved consume me and I drove her crazy. She’s perfect, a fucking angel. I really tried to be awesome to her, and I think in a lot of ways I was. But I don’t think I’m supposed to be happy. I lied to her about something so stupid, I can’t believe I did it. It looked like something much worse, but it was nothing, and because I lied she will never trust me or want me again. And I don’t blame her. I’m a fuckup. All of my close friends have chimed in today to tell me how disappointed they are in me. One of them will likely kill me for it. She was the only thing I ever loved, the only person that ever made me feel okay. She gave me a reason to go on. I had hope for the future, of being happy together. As usual, I just ruined it. It’s my greatest regret and I will never get over it. There is nobody else like her in the whole world. She loved me so purely but I just had to be a dumbass like I tend to be. I’m glad she found out I lied to her. She deserves better. Anyone as good as her does. I am finally at rock bottom, drinking scotch in a bar full of douchbags, ignoring deadlines and responsibilities with my kids Facebook posting their general disappointment in me. Everything sucks so much. Fuck this. I’m tired of everything forever. I am just done.