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anonymous asked:

Hello! I was wondering if you could write headcannons for MC ignoring the RFA+V+Saeran (separately) because they did something stupid, and they get MC's attention by kissing her out of the blue? Thank you!! I love your blog (:

Thank you!
Honestly ignoring people when they’re being stupid can be really satisfying (but I would give in so easily to Zen tbh).
I couldn’t think of how to start a couple of them off because I couldn’t think of what they would do that would be annoying, so I’m sorry about that! This took way too long for me to finish writing…

-He requires constant attention from you to function.
-All of the sudden, you stopped communicating with him.
-No eye contact, no words, nothing.
-He gets very lonely very fast.
-What could he have done to make you this upset and how can he fix it?
-“Hey, _____? Why are you ignoring me?”
-His voice sounds so sad you almost give in right then and there to comfort him.
-But you persevere.
-“Did I do something wrong…?”
-You still avoid his eyes and he frowns. He’s getting really, really lonely now.
-He wraps his arms around your shoulders from behind and nuzzles his head into yours.
-“_____~~” he whines.
-dang it stay strong
-“What’s wrong~? Please talk to me~…”
-*internally screaming*
-He gives up after whining in your ear for a solid five minutes.
-An idea hits him.
-He moves in front of you and notices you staring at your feet to keep from looking at him. He frowns before brushing some hair out of your face. You still don’t budge.
-So, as his last resort, he lifts your chin and kisses you deeper than he ever has before.
-You almost choke because you were not expecting that.
-He pulls away and takes a deep breath.
-“Are you gonna stop ignoring me and tell me what’s wrong?”
-Yes definitely

-Zen needs lots of attention 24/7.
-But he has been only talking in lines from his script and at first it was charming but it’s just gotten annoying.
-He notices you starting to get annoyed with him and he finds it cute so he doesn’t get the message at first to shut up.
-He tries to apologize and he’s super dramatic and pouty when you ignore him.
-“But, ___, do you not love me anymore?”
-“Come on, dear. I miss your voice~”
-He tries to charm his way into making you pay attention to him but alas it does not work.
-So he just pouts and leans his head against your shoulder, nuzzling into you while groaning.
-“_____~” he says in a whiny tone. “Stop ignoring me~”
-Honestly he’s making to difficult to ignore him but you keep reminding yourself about  how annoying he was.
-Zen becomes impatient and stands in front of you with a serious thinking face. You stare blankly of to the side to avoid eye contact.
-He swiftly grabs your cheek and dives in for a very deep kiss. You can feel this son of a bitch smirking into the kiss too when he feels you tense up because he knows it means he has your attention now.
-Zen pulls away with a grin while you stare at him with wide eyes. “Oh, I have your attention?”
-Embarrassed, you swipe his hand from your face and turn away.
-“Aw~ don’t be embarrassed~” he cooed in your ear and kisses your cheek. “I’m sorry for annoying you earlier. Forgive me?”

-She’s been watching a new DVD all day long.
-When you tried to join her or ask her about something, she would shoo you away.
-Fine, be that way.
-You resort to just ignoring her like she’s neglecting you.
-You sit in another room and decide to occupy yourself with something just like she’s occupied with that damned DVD (like reading, playing video games, etc.).
-After she finished her DVD, she came to you and started talking to you about it.
-“So whoever casted them for that role made a poor decision because the character seemed so useless- …Are you even listening to me, _____?”
-You didn’t look up from what you were doing and continued to ignore her.
-“_____…? Hello?”
-No response.
-“Why are you ignoring me? Is it because of the DVD?”
-She sighed but then devised a bold plan to get your attention.
-Jaehee gently grabbed your cheek and quickly brought your face to hers, capturing your lips in a very deep kiss.
-When she pulled away, you were breathless and staring at her with giant eyes.
-“Hi, _____.”
-“…Hello, Jaehee.”
-She smiled. “Good to have you back. I’m sorry for paying more attention to my DVD than to you. Next time, let’s watch it together.”
-You don’t even mind if you lost the page in your book or died in your video game because wow

-Whatever it was that he was doing must’ve been really annoying because you have stopped communicating with him completely.
-You coldly sit on the couch petting Elizabeth while ignoring Jumin as he tries to talk to you. He catches on quickly that you’re ignoring him on purpose.
-“Stop acting like a child, _____. If there’s an issue we should discuss it like adults.”
-This boy lectures you for being childish.
-But when he’s through with his speech, you’re still ignoring him.
-That’s when he too becomes a pouty little puppy.
-“Love? Please talk to me…”
-He’s playing the cute and desperate card oh no
-You keep strong and remain composed despite his whining.
-“I miss you… I need you…”
-Jumin Han I swear to god
-This is more difficult than you thought it would be. He’s acting so needy you almost cave. Almost.
-“Please, dearest, talk to me.”
-He’s quickly becoming depressed but he’s not giving up, especially when he got the idea to be bold to get your attention.
-“_____, stop ignoring me.” he said before holding the back of your neck and bringing you into a deep, deep kiss.
-He pulled away with a serious expression. “Are you through being childish yet?”
-“Uh-huh, yep, definitely,” you nodded with surprise.
-Jumin chuckled. “Good. Now, tell me what’s wrong.”

-Payback motherfucker
-All day he has just been picking on you. He wasn’t necessarily being mean to you, but he kept making fun of you.
-It was all in good fun but it got old real quick.
-He just wouldn’t stop. It got on your last nerve.
-You avoided his eyes and didn’t respond to anything he was saying. Needless to say, he picked up on your mood very quick.
-“Aw, c'mon _____, you know I’m just messing with you!”
-You just stared to the side.
-“I’m sorry, do you forgive me~?”
-…Okay now he’s starting to get sad.
-“_____, stop ignoring me~… Please? I didn’t mean anything I said.”
-Plz don’t be sad omg no
-“I’m sorry for joking around like that, just please forgive me.”
-“I’ll try to make it up to you if you just say the words.”
-After a few minutes of no results, he gets a bold idea he’s sure cannot fail.
-He stands in front of you and cups your cheeks. Your eyes dart up to meet his before he dives in to kiss you passionately.
-You honestly felt your knees getting weak.
-Saeyoung pulled back, breathing heavier than before. Your eyes were on him.
-“Oh~ Finally got your attention now~?”
-“Yeah, yeah,” you mutter and pull his hands off your face.
-He kisses your cheek before adding with a smile, “I’m sorry for picking on you. I’ll be nicer. Just tell me when you want me to stop and I’ll stop, okay?”

-In your defense, he was ignoring you first.
-Well, he wasn’t purposely ignoring you, but whenever you tried to talk to him, he was busy with something else.
-Even if he was in the middle of some mundane everyday task, he would tell you we was too busy.
-You decide that you’ll just ignore him and see how he likes it because you’re that frustrated.
-He is so hurt and sad.
-how could you ignore such a ray of sunshine you’re hurting him have you no heart
-He takes it personally.
-“Are you ignoring me? …Why are you ignoring me? Did I do something?”
-“Whatever I did, I’m sorry. I’m really sorry for upsetting you.”
-oh my god stop it my heart hurts
-“If you just tell me what I did, I’ll never do it again. I promise.”
-why are you so precious
-“Please talk to me…?”
-He sighs when he realizes his words weren’t helping. There’s only one more thing he can think of that’ll get your attention.
-He smiles before stroking your cheek and planting a deep kiss your lips.
-The light “hmph!” noise you make as his lips contact yours makes V smile because it was cute, plus it means you’re finally paying attention.
-When V pulls away, you’re staring right into his eyes.
-“I’m sorry for whatever upset you, dear. Are you done ignoring me now?”

-again how could you ignore such a sweet little boy he needs love you heartless mistress
-He yelled at you because you were being too loud.
-His definition of “too loud” is apparently eating a bag of chips. (Which you may or may not have stolen from Saeyoung)
-“Sorry, I’ll make sure to breathe quieter.” Those were the last words you said to him before giving him the silent treatment.
-Saeran is stubborn too, however. This is gonna take a while.
-When he sees that you won’t even look at him, he’s sad at first, but he only sees it as a challenge. In his mind, it’s like “well if you’re gonna ignore me, I’ll just ignore you too!”
-So neither of you speak or look at the other for a few days.
-Saeyoung obviously notices and asks Saeran what happened. He just told him to mind his own business.
-So instead, he asks you, and you tell him that Saeran was being stupid.
-After a fourth day passes of not seeing or talking to you, Saeran calms down and realizes “okay I really cannot survive like this I’m sad and I need _____”
-He asks Saeyoung how to get you to forgive him and he smirks.
-Saeran wasn’t sure how this would work, but I guess he trusts Saeyoung about this.
-He marched up to you. “_____.”
-He sucked his teeth. “_____, would you stop ignoring me already?”
-In a split second, Saeran’s hand was tangled in your hair and he was kissing you deeply and passionately.
-who the fuck are you and where is Saeran
-He pulled away and caught his breath, staring at you with nervous eyes that contrasted his confident behavior from seconds ago. “Okay, _____?”
-there he is
-“…I’m sorry, Saeran.”
-Saeran nudges you. “Don’t ignore me again, got it?”

Your Neighborhood Titans

The last of their possessions were unloaded from the moving truck. Garfield watched as the couch crossed the green yard, the men mumbling profanity as they proceeded with their job. With an exasperated sigh he returned to his new living room, the layout straight from this month’s Better Homes and Gardens. He sipped his coffee as he watched the dark haired woman fidget with her sundress, muttering with such vulgarity it would have put the movers to shame.

“Raven stop messing with your dress.” Their leader called from the kitchen, noticing her awkward tick. The sound of Victors laughs carried from the hall before he muttered something about having better luck telling a dog to talk.

“Friend Raven is that dress not sufficient?” Starfire asked from across the room, stopping her adjustment of their new things. “It is the latest fashion and is common among-“

“It’s just so short.” Raven mumbled, her sapphire eyes eying her him line bleakly.

“You wear a leotard, how is this worse?” The changeling asked, fidgeting with his own holographic ring. “I mean you probably get more attention bare legged than with that thing on.”

“Bite me.” She replied just as the movers entered the house with their last load. Raven mustered the most sincere smile she could as she tried to ignore their lustful emotions towards her. Beast Boy suppressed a primal growl, noticing his friend’s discomfort.

“That’s the last of it Miss.” The taller man announced removing his ball cap respectfully as he allowed is eyes to wander down her never ending legs.

“Mrs. actually.” Raven corrected, showing the men the holo-ring on her left hand. The gentleman nodded awkwardly, glancing towards the tall not-so green man behind them. Garfield only smiled, tipping his coffee cup their way.

“Right.” The man stuttered, shifting his large feet beneath him. “Is there anything else we can do for you Mrs. Logan?”

“I think that’s all.” Garfield replied for her, moving to her side protectively. “Thank you.”

His hand slipped around the empaths waist, admitting dominance with the simple action. Raven jumped slightly under his touch but soon recovered with a grin. The men nodded, leaving the home in a hurry as they attempted to leave their shame behind. Once the door closed the demon pulled away from him, groaning in the process.

“This is never going to work.” She hissed, heading towards the kitchen. Garfield only rolled his eyes, following his team mate reluctantly. “Why can’t you and Star do this mission?” She hissed, nearing her leader who was finishing the hidden camera that was, for whatever reason, located in their refrigerator.

Richard groaned, “We have already been over this.” He replied sternly, closing the door and turning to them. “Starfire is not fluent in English, even if we claimed she was a foreigner Krognoff knows six languages, we can’t keep open ends like that.”

Raven sneered, “Cyborg-“

“Has to have a major power source to function and that would gain too much attention in the suburbs.” He explained for what felt like the millionth time. “You will be fine, play the part and be nice.”

“Yeah ‘cuz nice is Rae’s middle name.” The changeling joked, putting his empty coffee cup in the sink. He allowed himself a deep breath, trying to shake his nerves. “Do you really think we are that we are ready for something like this?” He asked, unable to hide his timidity as it danced with his words.

“Look,” Richard sighed, leaning against the appliance he was just working on. “I know this is out of both of your comfort zones but it’s only for six months.”

“Six months is a long time to pretend to be married.” Raven muttered, yet again fidgeting with her overly tight dress.

“It is but you two are trained professionals.” Their leader reassured, “I have no doubt you can handle this.”

“Besides,” Cyborg joked, entering the kitchen a full man thanks to his own ring. “The sexual tension between you two will make for a good cover.” Beast Boy could feel the tips of his ears blush, forcing his gaze down he coughed awkwardly unable to respond another way.

“There is no sexual tension.” Raven hissed, crossing her arms over her chest causing her bosom to become overly ample only earning a deeper blush from the changeling.

“Right.” Victor mused, “Well all the cameras are hooked to our safe house nearby so please keep your nonexistent tension to a minimum yeah?”

Raven huffed angrily, “Great, so now we are being watched too?”

“It’s for your safety, these are some pretty serious criminals. We will be checking in regularly under our own new personas.” Richard replied, gathering up his tools from the floor. “Remember you two are married so act like it.” He added sternly, ignoring the icy glare from the empath.

The doorbell chimed, signaling the arrival of their new neighbors. The changeling grimaced, knowing that this was just the beginning to a very long and trying mission. “We shall will leave out the back, have fun friends.” Starfire whispered, appearing from the living room and moving through the kitchen quickly catching her husband in the process.

“Not too much fun.” Victor mumbled, moving towards the back with the rest of the team.

Then there was two. Garfield looked over to his new wife and offered a small smile. It took a moment but eventually she returned his kind gesture with one of her own. The bell rang again, causing his heart to sink. “Ready Rachel?” He whispered, extending his hand to her perfect figure.

“Do me a favor.” The empath replied softly, accepting his hand and intertwining their fingers. Beast Boy tried to ignore the spark that the simple action caused, instead focusing on the assignment.

“What’s that?” He asked, pulling her towards the awaiting neighbors.

“Whatever you do don’t fall in love with me.” She replied, a hint of humor biting her request. Garfield swallowed the lump in his throat as they approached the door. If it was anyone else, any other Titan he would have had no trouble but it was her. Why did it have to be her?

“I wouldn’t dream about it.” He replied opening the door.

Alpha/Alpha Verse (Wasn’t It Obvious?)

Note: So trying to bring the other paladins into the Alpha/Alpha verse more.  Figured I’d start with Lance, cest people have been wondering about him and he’s already made an appearance once.

I’m taking suggestions on how Pidge and Hunk should show up.

Heats and ruts came about three times a year.  Exactly when depended on the individual, who they spent time around, stress, and other environmental factors.  Considering that they were a tightly knit group fighting a war on a alien spaceship, Lance’s heat starting at the wrong time was really to be expected.

Still was annoying when Lance had started giving off the beginnings of heat scent in the middle of negotiations with alien royalty.  Keith had called for a break and hauled Lance back to their guest quarters.  They’d become something close to friends in the time they fought together, and friends didn’t allow friends to put off “I’m interested” hormones around strangers they weren’t actually interested in.

His original plan had been to leave Lance there to stew in his own misery and continue negotiations on his own.  They were the only two on the planet, and the Castle wasn’t scheduled to pick them up for two more days.  No point in just twiddling his thumbs or calling for an early pick up just because Lance was out.  He was second in command of Voltron, more than capable of doing the job on his own.

He’d reevaluated, when he’d stepped out of Lance’s assigned rooms to find one of the alpha princesses had followed them.  She hadn’t said anything particularly red flaggish, only inquired after the Blue Paladin’s health, but something had felt off.  He been forced to consider how few omegas he’d seen since arriving as anything but so-and-so’s mate.  He’d seen none in positions of power in their own right.  Maybe he was being paranoid, few in the galaxy would be foolish enough to attack a Paladin of Voltron no matter their sex, but he’d made an executive decision.

Keith had apologized to the princess, saying Lance was sicker than he’d first thought, and walked back in to grab the omega.  The Blue Paladin could nest in his lion, in space, with Red and him as guards, until the Castle came to pick them up.  Someone else could finish off the negotiations.

“Dude, I’m bored. Distract me.” Lance’s voice crackles over Red’s intercoms.  Keith is starting to wonder if he could have just put a pad lock on the guest quarters and called it secure enough.

“Distract yourself.” Keith says. He doesn’t do small talk.  He especially doesn’t do small talk with people too drugged up on their own hormones to reliably hold up their half of the conversation, “Turn off the coms and jack off or something.” He suggests.

“What!” Lance sounds scandalized at the mere thought, “Gross, no, other people use these things.”

“And?  Shiro and I do it.” Shiro and he had been putting the cock in cockpit since back in the Garrison days.  He wonders how Lance would react to knowing what they used to do in the sims he practiced in, “There’s no big manual saying sex shall not happen in the Lions.  Just wipe things down afterward.”

“Are you kidding, Blue would kill me if I did something like that.” Blue was by far the sweetest of all the lions, he highly doubted she’d kill Lance for any infraction, up to and including going full Zarkon.

“I really doubt she’ll care.  Red and Black don’t.” Well at least Red didn’t.  Shiro didn’t really share what Black thought during their encounters, “The worst you’ll probably get is some criticism on your technique.”

“Red has opinions on your sex life?” Lance asks, shock evident. Keith didn’t know why.  Red was sentient and had opinions on everything he did.

“Well yeah, she’s got some thing going, where she’s trying to get one up on Black.  She gets really really happy when I get Shiro on his knees.”  He also got really really happy when Shiro is on his knees, so it’s a win-win situation in his book.

Keith can hear Lance choking through the coms, “Dude! T.M.I. I am not going to be able to get those images out of my head for the rest of my heat.” Lance complains.

“You asked!” Keith says defensively, “Besides, you’re the one being weird and thinking about teammates during heats.”  It isn’t like Keith is unaware that he and his mate sometimes star in other people’s fantasies.  It’s just not something he wants to be reminded of.

“I’m going crazy with horniness, what did you expect when you over-shared?” Lance, as loathe as he was to admit it, has a point.  You can only barely hold folks responsible for what they do during their heats/ruts, much less what they think about, “You don’t even have any room to talk, you’d be doing the same if someone started talking about Hunk and I going at it while you were in rut.”

“I wouldn’t really think about it.  You two aren’t exactly my type.” It isn’t like he doesn’t notice omega pheromones.  They just don’t do anything for him. Not like when Shiro gets aroused and most of Keith’s higher brain functions come to a screeching halt.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Lance says, offense obvious in his tone, “I’ll have you know I was quite the catch back in the Garrison.”

“I’m not saying anything.” Keith tries to reason, “You two just aren’t my type.  I don’t really go for omegas.”

There was a long moment of silence, “Wait are you gay?” Lance asked quietly.

“Yes?” Keith answers.  He thought his alpha exclusive orientation had been pretty obvious.

“Why didn’t you tell me sooner!” Lance shouts, Keith has to turn down the volume to protect his ears, “You just let me run around flirting with you like an idiot.”

“You’ve been flirting with me?” Before Shiro had talked with him, Lance’s interest in his mate had been pretty obvious, but he’d never seen the omega making those sorts of eyes at him.

“Well not anymore, but back at Garrison.” Lance explains, “God, I thought something was wrong with me, the way you always just ignored my attempts.”

“You flirted with me back at the Garrison?” How had he missed this.  Lance flirting was about as subtle as a wrecking ball.  He has to think he would have noticed someone with pick up lines that lame back then.

“Well yeah, you had the cool mysterious loner vibe going.” Lance says like it’s obvious, but it’s news to Keith, “Would it have really killed you to tell a guy you don’t swing that way?”

“I didn’t realize people didn’t know?” Keith says uncertain.  What’s he supposed to do walk around with a badge saying ‘I’m gay’ on it?

“Wait, until Hunk gets here.  He’s going to be just as surprised as I am.”  Lance says with confidence.  Keith somehow has his doubts.

Calm Before the Storm

anonymous asked: Can I get something like where you’re pregnant with Yoongi’s baby and he’s just all about your bump and super into it? Maybe it’s been a bit upsetting because you’re not married and the baby was an accident, but he finally has come to terms with it and is so ready for you to have the baby and you wake up and he’s just hugging your stomach or something? I don’t know… Work your magic, the last Yoongi thing was great!

It was a slight tickle against your growing belly that first drew you from your fitful sleep, the warmth of humid breath caressing the now exposed skin. Confused, your eyebrows furrow in annoyance, your body attempting to adjust itself as you twist your aching back.

Just as you’re drifting off again you feel the sensation once more, followed by a puckering of wetness, the unmistakable sound of lips connecting with your stomach meeting your ears. Your eyes open, still hazy with sleep, as they take in the sight of Yoongi’s face nestled closely against your swollen abdomen, whispering words that couldn’t quiet reach your ears over the taught flesh. You feel your baby move inside you, stirring at her father’s words, and your heart skips a beat at the intimacy of the sight you were taking in.

You don’t disturb him, instead watching as his lips press against the stretch marks dotting your flesh, heavy bangs falling over his eyes as his hand shifts close to his face, expanding his palm to rub soft, soothing circles over your inflated stomach. Your baby’s strong movements settle instantly, comfort apparently seeping through her unborn body at her father’s touch. Another kiss dots your skin, before more murmured words, his head tilting to the side to press his ear into your stomach as if to listen for a reply. A particularly strong kick sends his face shooting upward, surprise etched in his risen brows as his now wide eyes stare down at your stomach.

It isn’t until a giggle escapes your lips at his reaction that he turns to you, eyes meeting yours and a blush creeping into his cheeks at being caught. His face darkens, his body sitting itself up and shifting away from yours.

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Cursed wands in depth

OK so I’ve been having a look at these wands, and noticed certain details which link to the characters. First up Albus.

Quote from designer Christine Jones on Pottermore:
“I imagined that Albus would be able to find comfort in running his fingers across them the way you might rub a worry stone. He has a lot to sort out and I imagined his wand as a comfort as well as a magical force.”

Just take a look at those two lines of cherry blossom buds one of them detailed, one of them not. At first I tried to ignore it thinking it was just missed out detail, but the further you go down the row there are slightly more details there. If he was using them like a worry stone then the top one would be right by his thumb and I could see him going back to that line of buds each time.

So, Scorpius, and what a tale this wand tells!
“Scorpius’s wand is more rough-hewn. There are dark patches and light patches, and in my mind the markings are the markings of time. I imagine he might have carved them himself as a way of forming his identity by marking time and his presence in the carvings.”

So there looks to be Roman numerals and also just lines almost like a tally linking to a passing of time, maybe to do with Astoria?

In some ways it feels like a school notebook with doodles, red markings around the darker wood lower down and an A-. Again is this a reference to Astoria? Or Albus? Did Albus write it on there as a joke? Did Scorpius write it on their during their time apart?

The lower dark areas of wood seem to show maybe the whole wand was once dark and that it has been stripped away to the lighter wood beneath. The top darker patches however, seem to me like burns possibly to make the wand look darker again?

It would seem that whittling your wand, carving marks in it and perhaps burning it? Shows how truly troubled Scorpius as a wand is a truly personal thing and is an extension of the person in a way. He hides behind so much humour and when we finally see how hurt and scarred he is by everything that happens to him. It feels like studying his wand shows all of that pain in one object.

I look forward to hearing thoughts that anyone has 😀