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The question
  • Jungkook: yoongi-hyung I have a question
  • Yoongi: what is it jungkook?
  • Jungkook: yesterday I heard hobi-hyungs voice from ur room and he made strange noises.
  • Yoongi: ..fuck.. Kooki it's not what u think it is-
  • Jungkook: jimin and I thought about it and..
  • Jungkook: who tops? Jimin told me u're a totally bottom but have u seen hoseok? u would be stupid not to make him a bottom.
  • Yoongi: ...
  • Yoongi: wtf?
  • Yoongi: what happened with u?
MOUTHPLAYYYYYS

beware of capslock.

I DON’T TALK ABOUT IT ENOUGH (YES I DO WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT I TALK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME) BUT M O U T H P L A Y.

- A GIANT ROLLING A TINY AROUND IN THEIR MOUTH, THEIR TONGUE PUSHING THEM INTO THEIR CHEEKS JUST TO FEEL THEM STRUGGLE AGAINST THEIR SOFT SKIN

- A GIANT SOFTLY LAUGHING, AMUSED BY THE STRUGGLE OF A TINY’S SMOL HANDS GRABBING AT THEIR TONGUE, TRYING TO HOLD ON WHILE THEIR TONGUE POKES AND PRODS AT THE TINY AS THEY TASTE THEM

- A GIANT RUNNING THEIR TONGUE ALONG A TINY’S BODY WITH THOSE LONG, SLOW LICKS, BEING SURE TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF THEM BEFORE THEY PUSH THEM INTO THEIR MOUTH AND TASTE THEM ALL OVER AGAIN

- A GIANT PULLING A TINY ALL THE WAY TO THE BACK OF THEIR MOUTH AND PINNING THEM TO THEIR PALATE, THEN THEY SWALLOW ALL THE EXCESS SALIVA IN THEIR MOUTH WHILE KEEPING THEM IN PLACE, AND THEY LET THE TINY DROP FROM THE ROOF OF THEIR MOUTH BACK AND FLOP ONTO THEIR TONGUE AS THE GIANT LETS OUT A HUGE SIGH OF HOT AIR

- tinies acting out romeo and juliet in a giant’s mouth GET IT IT’S A MOUTH PLAY /SHOT

- A GIANT CLOSING THEIR MOUTH OVER THE TOP HALF OF A TINY AND THEN SLURPING THEM INTO THEIR MOUTH ONLY TO TEASE THEM WITH THEIR TONGUE AND THEN PUSH THEM BACK OUT HALF WAY AND THEN SLOWLY DRAG THEM BACK INTO THE WARM HEAT OF THEIR MOUTH AND THEN PULLING THEM ALL THE WAY BACK TO THEIR THROAT AS THE TINY IS STRUGGLING TO CRAWL BACK TOWARDS THEIR LIPS, AND THEN SWALLOWING THEM AAAAAHHHHH

M O U T H      P    L    A    Y

Bakugou Katsuki things that I have said in my life

If he were in my place, he would’ve said this crap too.

*finding no ice cream in my house* “I’m going to RIOT.”

*at work* “No, that’s ok, just stand there, I’ll just fucking sweep around you, you little bit—” (under my breath)

*with children nearby, dropping a quarter* “Oh—FRICK.”

*watching a guy start to tailgate me* “That’s cool, man, I’ll just fucking drive slower.*

*softly, during a test* ”….oh shit.“

*after a boy commented about girls breaking dress code, while he himself was also breaking said dress code* "THEY’D RATHER SEE MY SHOULDERS THAN YOURS SO SHUT UP.”

*after a kid had bullied a girl in middle school* “You need to shut that thing you call a face.”

*behind people walking slow on the bus* “I AM GOING TO KICK YOU.”

*when people on the bus wouldn’t sit down* “HEY ID LIKE TO GET HOME SOMETIME THIS DECADE, SO PICK A DAMN SEAT ALREADY.”

*before challenges in band* “I will destroy you all.”

*at a boy giving sister a hard time about driving him home* “HEY BUDDY! NOBODY GIVES A SHIT, YOU CAN WALK HOME.”

*person tried to hug me* “I will actually punch you.”

*band camp with very immature middle schoolers* “This is it, I am in hell.”

*after director told us that every time we messed up, we’d start over* “If any of you screw up, I’m taking whatever’s in my hands and fucking throwing it at you.”

*after the third bomb threat at our school* “You’d think they’d learn that if you’re gonna blow something up, you don’t say anything beforehand, you just do it. They’re lucky I haven’t tried to blow this place up too.”