I can’t believe there are genuinely people out there who are so bitter about the strength of Harry’s celebrity that they are legitimately pissed off that he had his own stylist and ended up standing out more than the other three on the red carpet….. like okay so you want him to downplay himself with some generic ass black suit just to be sure the others don’t feel bad??? Why tf is that his problem??? If the others wanted to dress that way they could, too. They all have their individual styles that fit hem. When will people stop being so stressed about Harry getting the most attention? Because it’s not going to change, it’s only going to get more intense.
I DON’T TALK ABOUT IT ENOUGH (YES I DO WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT I TALK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME) BUT M O U T H P L A Y.
- A GIANT ROLLING A TINY AROUND IN THEIR MOUTH, THEIR TONGUE PUSHING THEM INTO THEIR CHEEKS JUST TO FEEL THEM STRUGGLE AGAINST THEIR SOFT SKIN
- A GIANT SOFTLY LAUGHING, AMUSED BY THE STRUGGLE OF A TINY’S SMOL HANDS GRABBING AT THEIR TONGUE, TRYING TO HOLD ON WHILE THEIR TONGUE POKES AND PRODS AT THE TINY AS THEY TASTE THEM
- A GIANT RUNNING THEIR TONGUE ALONG A TINY’S BODY WITH THOSE LONG, SLOW LICKS, BEING SURE TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF THEM BEFORE THEY PUSH THEM INTO THEIR MOUTH AND TASTE THEM ALL OVER AGAIN
- A GIANT PULLING A TINY ALL THE WAY TO THE BACK OF THEIR MOUTH AND PINNING THEM TO THEIR PALATE, THEN THEY SWALLOW ALL THE EXCESS SALIVA IN THEIR MOUTH WHILE KEEPING THEM IN PLACE, AND THEY LET THE TINY DROP FROM THE ROOF OF THEIR MOUTH BACK AND FLOP ONTO THEIR TONGUE AS THE GIANT LETS OUT A HUGE SIGH OF HOT AIR
- tinies acting out romeo and juliet in a giant’s mouth GET IT IT’S A MOUTH PLAY /SHOT
- A GIANT CLOSING THEIR MOUTH OVER THE TOP HALF OF A TINY AND THEN SLURPING THEM INTO THEIR MOUTH ONLY TO TEASE THEM WITH THEIR TONGUE AND THEN PUSH THEM BACK OUT HALF WAY AND THEN SLOWLY DRAG THEM BACK INTO THE WARM HEAT OF THEIR MOUTH AND THEN PULLING THEM ALL THE WAY BACK TO THEIR THROAT AS THE TINY IS STRUGGLING TO CRAWL BACK TOWARDS THEIR LIPS, AND THEN SWALLOWING THEM AAAAAHHHHH