ignore me I'm being dumb

Do you ever just–

LOL dysphoria’s been hittin’ like a bitch lately what’s up with that

I have a massive craving for Damsel In Distress Eggsy. 

Eggsy constantly getting himself captured and having to be rescued (or he rescues himself, he is a spy after all) and most of the times it’s Harry coming to his aid… but Roxy gets to save him a few times too because nobody messes with her bro. 

But it generally just becomes a thing over at Kingsman HQ 

“Galahad’s been taken prisoner!” 

“AGAIN?!”