I have a massive craving for Damsel In Distress Eggsy.
Eggsy constantly getting himself captured and having to be rescued (or he rescues himself, he is a spy after all) and most of the times it’s Harry coming to his aid… but Roxy gets to save him a few times too because nobody messes with her bro.
But it generally just becomes a thing over at Kingsman HQ
RAT WEDDING BOW MORAN IS THE RAT THE RAT IS IN THED KING THE THRONWE MORAN MORAN SEBASTIAN WE HAVE A SEBASTIAN MORAN RAT WEDDING THE NEXT ONE IS WEDDING BUT WHAT THE HELL DOES BOW MEAN DOCTOR WHO BOWTIES ARE COOL ARCHER BOW AND ARROW BOW AS IN TO BEND A VIOLIN’S BOW? A SHIPS BOW BOW BOW BOW BOWWOWSHERLOCKTHEPUPPY WHAT THE HELL