ignis castle

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My shopping haul of posters from anime north 2017 im so sorry i dont know the artists for kanna and howl but I know the ones for the other posters

special thanks to Ca55i3 and IsuKouhai/SlimyMush who did those commissions for me and if i find the other artists i will tag them as well

pictures in order:
Yuri on ice - Yuuri Katsuki and Viktor Nikiforov by Ruri-dere
Seikaisuru Kado - Yaha-Kui Zashunina by IsuKouhai/SlimyMush
Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid - Kanna Kamui/Kanna Kobayashi
Howl’s Moving Castle - Howl Jenkins Pendragon and Calcifer
OC character by Koloromuj
Seikaisuru Kado - Yaha-Kui Zashunina by Ca55i3
Final Fantasy XV - Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladious Amicitia by Heartheartbaby
Kimi No Nawa - Mitsuha Miyamizu and Taki Tachibana by Kayapouf (Kaya Horiya)
Game Of Thrones - Danereys Targaryen by Koloromuj

Blindbae FFXV Hells

So @cupnoodle-queen​ wrote a post a long while ago explaining her residence inside the Bro’s Hell. And I thought, heck, I should do one right now to make up for the lack of content I’ve been putting out. And as an extra apology for not doing Nothing Without Love. Curse my body.

*ahem* anyway. let’s goooo.

Noctis

*cue “Out Alive* By Ke$ha.*

“No one’s getting out alive” -Ke$ha *evil smile*

I’m a fucking realtor and landlord. I’m constantly trying to convince people to move in, and won’t take no for an answer.  

I’m the annoying realtor that calls you every single day until you have no option but to come out and view the delights that Noctis hell has to offer. Then, I lock the door behind you. 

I locked my self in a long time ago. 

HE’S BEAUTIFUL, DAMMIT.

There aren’t enough people to understand this man IS PRECIOUS AND PERFECT AND HIS LIPS, YO. LOOK AT HIS LIP. 

I own a mansion in Noctis hell. I store all my numerous pictures and gifs of him in there. I visit it daily. It’s open to the public from 12AM-12 PM EST. 

No one leaves Noctis hell. nO ONE.


Prompto

A nice place to hold timeshares. Visit there on occasion and thinking, “Hmm, maybe I should get a permanent residence here.

Too scared of commitment and keep time share. Normally visits every two to three week. It’s full of nice people and cute af headcanons.

And some.

Spicy.

Headcanons. 

Also freckles.

Ahhhh, freckles. Nice.

I only own a small vacation home, but it’s pleasant. One bed, one bath. Nice kitchen. Several pictures of Prompto. Closed to the public. Only leaves house occasionally to talk to @cupnoodle-queen about Prompto. 


Gladio

Someone call the cops,  I’m scared. 

I don’t own any thing there. I visit friends from time to time.. since everyone is in Gladio hell. Try time and time again and to look at any type of residences, but flees last minute.

I try to be a cool kid in fit in, but end up calling my mom, during the weekly slumber party, while hiding in the bathroom begging her to take me home.   

Has an low-key angst problem toward Gladio that I’m trying to work out. I need fictional therapy, tbh. 

Stares at pictures of him but feels nothing no matter how hard I try. Quickly throws pictures out my non-existent window.

Tries to write stories with him, but it always either turns out to be an angst filled mess; or 6 words. 


Ignis

The only people I share my crown with are @hypaalicious and @ignis-scientia-estrogen-brigade. I relate to their obsession on a  spiritual level and we are Queens of Ignis Hell. The thirst cannot be quenched.

The man is the picture of perfect, don’t argue this with me. 

I can sit down and write stories about this man for hours on end and pass the point of “ridiculous word count.” I resist that urge a lot tbh. 

I own a fucking castle in Ignis Hell. Bigger than my mansion in Noctis hell. Invested all my non-existent fictional and non-fictional money on it and it’s my pride and joy. Nothing can change my love for THE ROYAL ADVISOR.

I don’t have to convince people to take residence in the Kingdom of Ignis Hell. I’m only on the welcoming committee. Iggy does the convincing himself

He has threatened to make my blog slightly NSWF only a small handful of times, but my will is strong and I resist further for Ignis thirst. 

All my headcanon ideas originate from Ignis. Ignis is always first. I save him for last in all my headcanons so I have something to look forward to. 

The King’s throne in my castle is reserved for Ignis and Ignis only. STEP AWAY FROM HIS THRONE, NOCTIS.. I KNOW YOU’RE KING OF EOS. BUT. DUDE.

Many pictures of him. 

Everywhere.

Everywhere. 

Even the ceilings. 

Open to the public from 9 AM -5 PM.


Here’s a little bonus for you!

Ardyn

*enters*

*stares at from a distance*

*tries to understand*

*runs away screaming and crying*

It’s too much for my completely vanilla, basic, innocent mind. 

That’s all there is needed to know. 

*keeps running until back in the safety of Noctis and Ignis hell*