I’ve been meaning to draw Josuke and Oku as
Bill & Ted for a while; dunno if anyone’s done it already ??? This will be up on Redbubble in a few moments. (I’m terrible, I have print designs to finish and end up drawing new ones instead OOPS)
You were all SO desperate to tear Beauty and the Beast apart before you even saw it and I love that it pisses on everyone’s complaints like “uh I hate the yellow dress it’s so ugly I hate Emma Watson for her whole ‘active princess’ bullshit :/” meanwhile in the movie Belle literally tears her dress apart so it has to be flimsy to ride away on a horse. Or “Uh Lefou (which literally means the fool btw) is the gay character??? I bet he won’t even get a happy ending how dare this be our first representation as a joke!” Meanwhile in the movie Lefou has layers, he learns that his unattainable straight crush does him no favours, he redeems himself and gets a happy ending.
hey i haven't seen you in a while how are you?
my adhd ass:
i've been in a hyperactive swing and i've been awake for eighteen hours. i learned everything there is to know about chocolate chip cookies by listening to twenty seven youtube videos simultaneously. my leg started shaking twelve hours ago and i can't get it to stop. my last meal was the vague idea of a piece of toast. i have no idea where i am or what day it is, sharon. that's how i am.
Zane Holtz (From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series) is set as the male lead in the CW drama pilot Searchers, from WBTV and CBS TV Studios.
Written by Jason Rothenberg, Searchers is about a group of unlikely heroes who find themselves on the journey of a lifetime. Ten years after the death of their parents, Cooper (Holtz) and his free-spirited sister Fable are forced to team up when they learn that their mother’s terrifying and bizarre stories might be a road map to discovering the great legends, myths and unexplainable mysteries of the world. Holtz’s Cooper is a brilliant tech innovator and former soldier, who has accepted his parents’ deaths. But all that changes when his younger sister Fable, drags him on a dangerous mission to learn what truly happened to them 10 years ago.
Rothenberg executive produces with Berlanti Prods’ Greg Berlanti and Sarah Schechter, and Dean White, who also directs.
So, if Lotor is a villain, and he kidnapped Matt, imagine this…
Lotor kidnaps Matt Holt, hoping to get information about Earth, since it’s the home of the paladins, and he could leverage that information to defeat them. He hopes that it will improve his status if he can come up with a successful strategy.
Matt, however, isn’t really into the idea of being used like this, so he just starts messing with him instead.
Lotor: “You will tell me all about your home, Earthling.” Matt: “Earth? Earth is a nightmare planet. If you set foot on the surface, you die. Kids learn how to survive by stepping on objects. We call it The Floor is Lava.”
Lotor: “Tell me about your leaders.” Matt: “We don’t have leaders. We all obey these fuzzy insects called bumblebees. They’re pretty good at giving us directions. And honey.”
Lotor: “What are your weaknesses?” Matt: “Humans die if you backflip away from them. And it really hurts us if you whistle.”
When Lotor whistles experimentally, Matt pretends to be in agonizing pain.
Matt: “We have something called a 5 second rule where if you drop something, you only have 5 seconds to retrieve it or it’s as good as gone.” Lotor: “Your planet sounds dangerous.”
He just keeps coming up with increasingly more ridiculous things, offering 100% wrong information. He is coping with his whole imprisonment by making himself laugh.
Matt also tosses in something just to mess with Lotor when he notices that no one else is allowed to interrogate him. “I should warn you. Humans secrete a toxin that makes you fall in love with them if you spend too much time around them. You need to be careful.”
Lotor is pretty sure he’s lying, and he laughs it off.
Until one night, he wakes up after a dream that leaves him questioning things. “I think… I think I have been affected by the human’s toxin.”
He storms up to Matt, shouting, “How does one reverse the effects of your toxins, human?” Matt just grins. “Oh, that? I was just messing with you. Humans don’t do that.” Then, he laughs. “Are you really in love with me? Geez, I must be cuter than I thought.”