Jennifer and Ewan at Minatur Wunderland in Hamburg, Germany.
I have no idea what in the world they’re doing here (i.e. why are they playing with a massive model train set on the American Pastoral press circus? What am I missing?), but Jennifer totally knows how to work that jumper and plaits combo.
”Enjoy your moment in the sun, because there’s twenty nine pro teams as we speak figuring out that little trick pitch of yours, and when they do, I’ll get my job back and you’ll become the answer to a trivia question.”
I had job training tonight for the Fall Festival job I’ve worked for a year or two now, and we always have an animal petting station. Usually, it’s two goats, two miniature ponies, and two cows at the station, and I love the all, especially Carlos the miniature pony who tried to seduce me with his butt.
HOWEVER. This year, we have a new arrival.
Enter GARTH the baby pig, who I love with all my heart and will protect. And because I was answering headcanons right before I went to training, I immediately thought “World End is a pig”
And now, long story short, World End’s name is Garth, and no one is gonna convince me otherwise.
this is the sweetest thing ever.. if there’s anything i want to contribute to anyone’s day, it’s making it a little bit brighter. honestly this is the best ask i have ever gotten, i’ve never felt more heart warmed in my life.. i’m so so happy i am able to do that for you, wow you have absolutely no clue.. people like you make my day so much brighter <3
it’s called The Girl’s Club, but boys can join as well so idk
they communicate through finger spelling with some of their own weird modifications, and they call this The Girl’s Club Code
they also flash lights to communicate from house to house
only one Girl’s Club member per household!
Girl’s Club members have access to a secret list of job openings
members must also host parties at their house from time to time
all members take shifts tailing random people in the neighborhood, for no real reason
mostly this means following soccer moms and varsity football players to the grocery store
it’s a secret club. i went to a friend’s house and she was like “oh for fuck’s sake, my little sister is in this stupid club and she said there were no nearby members but she’s been blinking a flashlight out the window at the neighbor, can you find out who else is in this?” which is what kicked off my entire investigation.