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As you returned from the supermarket, all the bags in your hands like a champ, and earphones in listening to your favorite song at the moment. You enter your apartment, place the bags on the counter, taking your earphones out and starting to put your items away. You spot the window open. Going over to close it, weird how it wasn’t open when you left. You see a man, with long shaggy hair, eyes dark and suspicious in an outfit which was obviously uncomfortable and complicated what with all those useless buckles.

You was about to open your mouth to scream, and immediately he stood up, covering your mouth with a cool hand. A metal hand. Your eyes looked down to it, widening in fear and he glowered.

“Don’t scream,” His voice was rough, and scratchy. As if he hasn’t spoken in a while. Or when he did, he screamed for a long time. “I’m going to take my hand away, if you scream I will do something,” he looked lost for words. He took his hand back to his side, which was clenched into a fist.

“Menacing? Evil? Bad?” He nodded. He walked back and returned to his seat. “I’m guessing you claimed that seat now.” Walking backwards to the kitchen. “You- you’re kinda scary. You know that right? What with the shooting daggers, and the resting bitch face.” His eyebrows furrowed, your head turned slightly, curiously. “You don’t know what that means?”

“I don’t care.” Rude. I’m giving him my favorite chair, AND not screaming for help, I was being as kind as you could be to scary people like him. Rude.

“Alrighty. Do you want to help? Or are you just going to sit there and find your angles on how to look the most menacing you can, and practice your resting bitch face? Because I think you have nailed it.” He sighed, he grinned as your back was turned, and started helping you unpack the groceries.


Meet Archie! He’s a ~1 year old male galah who is still healing from a broken wing. I don’t know much about how his injury occurred or why his owners gave him up, but he’s been living with me for about a week now. I don’t think he’s been handled much before since he doesn’t even know how to step up, so we’ll be working on that! So far, Syd has been totally uninterested in him, but Zoe would like him to know that she’s still the favorite, thank you very much.

PSA: I knew what I was getting myself into when I adopted Archie. I’ve been thinking about adding a new galah to the flock for a while, so this wasn’t a spur of the moment decision. If you’re thinking about getting a bird, please do your research! Look into how much work they are, what food and environment they require, and if possible, I always support adopting rather than buying from a breeder. @pepperandpals has a great post about bird ownership if you’re interested!

@helmet-girl-origins Birthday Tag!

URL (name if necessary): Wynni!!

Nickname(s) for @helmet-girl-origins: Syd, my man

When you met her: pff oh man… Back when you had your first blog?

3 words to describe her: funny, sweet, caring
Favorite trait: dude you’re supportive af and I really love that about you

Favorite moment: When I got married to you but now I’m your child?? What??? I wasn’t informed of this

One thing you’d like to say to her:I hope you’re having a wonderful birthday you beautiful noodle. You deserve all the happiness and Vik in the world!

(This is was originally made by @sarcasticmath, I advise everyone do this cause ya know. Birthday)

Hell for me was knowing I’d never love another the same way I loved you.

They tell me someone can’t be both the poison and the curing potion but you somehow managed to cure a wound and cause another.

I remember the exact moment I fell in love with you except I wasn’t just falling, I was drowning. I should’ve known.

Everything reminds me of you, even the things that don’t.

We met at the wrong time. I’m still waiting for the moment you and time are on my side.

When we first met I was blue. I didn’t love my sadness until you told me your favorite color was navy blue.

I loved the cold until I found an indescribable winter inside me the day you left.



Forever living in winter solstice.

Go Fish

Luke Hemmings Imagine Blurb

Word Count: 200+

Rating: fluff??

Warning: very short i apologize + daddy!luke


Your phone rang, blasting out Luke’s favorite song so you knew it was him. Picking it up, you almost didn’t have time to greet him when he rushed something out.


“Okay, so you know how me and the kids were supposed to go to the pet store to get a fish?”

Not knowing where this was going, you trailed off, “Yeah…”

Luke paused for a moment. “Well, we got A Fish,” he said, emphasizing the “a”.

“Luke, what did you do?”

Defending himself, he said, “It wasn’t my fault, theoretically. The kids saw him and he was just so fluffy and cute, and you know me, I lay down the law. Hard.” You couldn’t tell if he was being serious because every time one of your kids cried, he did too. “I told them no, trust me, but they were persistent.“

Groaning, you told him, “You are literally the worst at being strict. If they become spoiled brats, it’s all on you.”

“Okay, but now we have Fish and when you get home you can meet him!”

“What is ‘Fish’?”

“A dog,” he muttered sheepishly.

Lucas Robert Hemmings. Please don’t tell me you let our kids name their dog, ‘Fish’.”

“But you said you wanted a fish! And Fish is literally the fluffiest thing ever; how could I say no to that little puppy-dog look he gave me?”

Running a hand through your hair, you sighed. “Fish better be the most goddamn fluffy dog I’ve ever seen,” you rushed out before hanging up on your pushover husband.

anonymous asked:

11, Jisoo?

hand holding + jisoo

I was actually having Joshua feels today so this is gr8 :,))) (I also might’ve gotten a little carried away but…) in

Joshua Hong has been your best friend ever since you moved to South Korea to work under Pledis. You were in a new idol group and Joshua was probably your biggest supporter. He would stand in the practice room when he wasn’t practicing with his group, and cheer you on.

Once a week after practice, you two would go to one of you guys’ dorms and watch anime. That was what you two actually bonded over in the first place.

Today was one of those days.

As one of your favorite animes, Soul Eater, played, you looked at Joshua. His eyes were transfixed on the screen.

You enjoyed moments like this… When Joshua wasn’t wearing any makeup, and didn’t really care about what he looked like. That’s when he was the cutest.

His hair wasn’t styled, his lips slightly parted, hands resting on his leg as he sat up with a slouch. You wondered what it would be like to kiss his soft looking lips, what it would feel like to hold his hands and cuddle with him instead of just sitting right next to hi-

“Y/N, you’re staring.” He smiled, bringing you back from your daydreaming.

“Sorry, I zoned out for a minute.” You recovered quickly. That wasn’t the first time he caught you staring, but you couldn’t help it.

Joshua didn’t say anything more, and you both looked back towards the TV. Until you felt a warm hand intertwining with yours.

“You’re so cute,” Joshua muttered under his breath, noticing the red tint to your cheeks.

Weekend Poll: Favorite Mercedes Jones Songs Results

1. Which duet partner is your favorite for Mercedes?

Santana!!! by a landslide. (Kurt and Artie received a little love, too.)

2. Favorite duet with Mercedes?

There wasn’t a clear winner, so, here are some of your favorites: 

River Deep, Mountain High (2x04)

Rumor Has It/Someone Like You (3x06)

Take Me or Leave Me (2x13)

I’m Changing (5x13)

Human Nature (3x11)

The Dog Days Are Over (2x09)

At Last (6x08)

4 Minutes (1x15)

All About That Bass (6x07)

3. & 4. Top 5 Favorite Mercedes solos?

Favorite moments somewhat coincided with the top solos, so here they are!!

5th Place:  Hell to the No (2x16)

4th Place:  I Will Always Love You

3rd Place:  And I’m Not Telling You I’m Not Going

2nd Place:  Beautiful

1st Place:  Someday We’ll Be Together (6x13)

Thanks for playing everyone!! Next poll will be posted on Friday!

little-loving-lefty asked:

OH MY GOODNESS! What an episode! I had to hold in my excited squeals seeing all the Stydia moments and while watching the promo for next week until I could grab my pillow! I live on a college dorm hall with lots of other people around who probably would have thought I saw a rat or something, not be screaming about my OTP... It's a good thing my roommate wasn't in tonight! What was your favorite part?

Haha, no rat here folks, just a show about werewolves!! 

There were SO many good parts, it was hard to pick a favorite! I need to re-watch to digest everything that happened. But my favorite stand outs were definitely:

  • ALL the Kira/Malia scenes
  • Scott believing in Kira/The pack giving Kira their support
  • The reveal that Stiles was listening to Valack’s conversation the entire time

We (@darkswanjones and @katniss-annabeth-luna-jones) were thinking we needed something aside from the imminent and dreaded school to take our minds off the equally dreaded hiatus, so here’s our Captain Swan 5B Episode Countdown! We’re alternating the episodes with Captain Swan scenes and talking about them because that’s pretty much our favorite thing to do.

All the days can be found here


A great, quick little CS moment, Killian teasing her about Walsh, something that I (and pretty much the whole fandom) agree will continue until they’re old and grey. I can’t get over Killian’s face at the start of the second gif: “See Swan, if your father and I agree it must have been a bad idea.”

Also bonus Captain Charming, bonding over the horror of Emma marrying someone who wasn’t Killian Jones, let alone a ‘monster’, as Killian so politely describes. Gotta love when David gets in protective-dad mode; he doesn’t get the chance very often ;)

Pokemon 20th Anniversary 27-Day Challenge: Day 2

Originally posted by gengardium-leviosa

2. Talk about your current favorite Pokémon game. Maybe the one that has the most hours clocked in on it… and why it’s significant to you.

Although I am really into ORAS at the moment, no game could really compare to Fire Red, the first Pokemon Game I ever played. It wasn’t even mine, my brother had the game so I stole it from him. To make sure he never found out I never saved my game and just kept it charging during my entire playthrough. He never found out.

I would have been six or seven at the time. Every single moment was magical and exciting, I’d only watched my brother play before and I was so jealous. It felt so great to make a trainer and name her ‘Maddy’. I’ll never forget the time I spend with that team. Unfortunately I never saved so my very first Pokemon are no longer in existence but I remember them fondly so I suppose that’s what counts right?

Pokemon 20th Anniversary 27-Day Challenge

My Answers

lilariea95 asked:

*Raises hand!* What about questions 3 and/or 5?

  • 3: What’s your favorite line of narration?


Sensei—for lack of a better term—uncoiled. Every twitch of his chakra suggested impending horrific violence, to be visited upon exactly one target. “One.” All humor was gone from his voice.

Or this:

Hayate was nodding, too. Naruto, even at the tender age of less than a month, had certainly figured out what lungs were for. We’d experienced that bit the hard way, and discovered why Kushina owned a breast milk pump. Naruto wasn’t so much a child at the moment as he was a loaf of bread that had intermittent screaming fits (and needed diaper changes).

  • 5: What part was hardest to write?

Chapter 92, when everyone’s talking about Danzo’s crimes. Which may be why I still hate that scene.

lunaradvent asked:

If you are still getting questions: (1)What was your favorite Malia moment? Mine was the Stydia moment when Stiles was trying to rescue Lydia because Malia wasn't present and it wasn't about Malia in the slightest. Serious question: How cute was that Stydia scene? It was nice seeing them act with each other and FINALLY see Scott's pack try to save her.

I have no fave Malia moments but I did like the insinuation that Stiles didn’t even out her in his plan because there no reason for her to be with Kira.

Aldi that Malia’s man in the inside was a buff naked streaker which tells me Stiles was definitely not her first anything.

julibellule asked:

♡ Hi! This is our last question for the BOTM ;-( Hope it was fun ;-) So, question : 1) When did you start shipping the Doctor and Rose, tell us your story? 2) In your opinion, the saddest moment in the DW episodes? 3) Favorite Doctor with Rose? Thank you so much, take care! ♡

Oh! I’m going to miss looking forward to these questions! And it was definitely fun! 

1) When I first watched DW, I wasn’t really into any ship. I did root for Doctor and Rose but not that strongly. I was a casual watcher at first. Around series 7 I kind of missed the show as it was before. I didn’t realize the change of the showrunner until later, after I dug around on the net. So I did a rewatch and found out just how much loved the RTD era and of course, Doctor/Rose. 

Around 2012 I started reading fic for Doctor/Rose, which to me signified that I was now a full on devoted shipper. I only read fic of a ship when I’m extremely invested. I started to post more DW on my main blog and then, realizing my main blog was turning into a DW blog, I created Time Nebula. And so far my love of Doctor and Rose has gone on for 3 years, which is the longest ship I’ve ever been into (and I mean totally into) enough to continue reading fic for 3 years and running. 

2) It’s a tie between Father’s Day, Doomsday, and Ten’s regeneration.

I kind of want to say Water of Mars too, because we see the Doctor break, but at the end he seems too determined/too changed for it to be really sad. From there, he goes and does things he shouldn’t because he’s changed so much/been hurt too much/doesn’t want to “die” that he runs from his eventual regeneration. So I’d say instead of sad it’s more a “shake your head” and say “oh, Doctor” moment.

3) Hehehe. I’m a sucker for Rose and Tentoo. I absolutely love them. I view them as the H.E.A. of the RTD era and the ship.

I love stories where aliens or supernatural beings end up human as the end of their story, because I find the human condition fascinating. So for Ten to turn human (even though he split himself) when he was so human to begin with just makes me really happy. As we see the full Time Lord’s descent, I am comforted by the thought, while the Doctor regenerates, Ten is alive and living on as Tentoo. And he gets to be with Rose. (Not that I mean Tentoo isn’t the Doctor, he is, but I mean the Tenth Doctor lives on and gets that happy ending, where most incarnations of the Doctor don’t.)  

And THANK YOU for giving so many this opportunity! You and everyone at Thedalektables are the absolute best! <3

Keep up the awesome work!!!!~

anonymous asked:

What is your favorite Zude moments so far?

-When Zero told Jude his first name “Gideon”.

-Zero gave Jude the red letter showing how he care about Jude to not make him go to prison.

- Jude told Zero about his promotion and Zero responded “That’s hot”.

- The hand touch between them at the bar while Zero smiled, Jude pulled back. (It just symbolized what Jude said before that Zero wasn’t ashamed to be with him, Zero just didn’t want people to know the “real” him).

childunlucki liked for a thing!

[Marinette blinked, caught off guard by the sullen expression on her son’s face. Oh, dear…what had happened? It wasn’t often she actually caught Alexandre in a mood like this. Biting the inside of her lip, Marinette wondered what she was supposed to do—leave him to brood on his own ( he was certainly the age to need time to himself ), or say something.]

[After a few moments of internal debate, she approached slowly and sat down next to him. Hopefully she didn’t startle him, but she wanted to let him know that she was there if he needed her. There was an air of silence about the room for a short while. Marinette placed a hand on Alex’s shoulder.]

“…Would you like to talk about it, chaton?”


(sorry it’s kinda late) but S/O to @thedoctorships-destiel thanks a lot for the tag I really appreciate it!!

 1. Spell your name in songs

Seaside -The Kooks

All The Small Things- Blink 182 

Rivers In Your Mouth- Ben Howard 

Afire Love -Ed Sheeran 

HeavyDirtysoul- TweentyOne Pilots 

2. Why did you choose your URL? 

I like lemons, and well rainbows are pretty cool too, I just wanted something random, there wasn’t much to it really, sorry to disappoint :/

3. What’s your middle name?


4. If you could be any fictional being, what would you be?

Probably a unicorn, idk they are just so majestic looking

5. Favorite color? 


6. Favorite songs at the moment?

Cough It Out- The Front Bottoms 

The Distance That Fell -The Front Bottoms 

Tears Over Beers -Modern Baseball 

I Am A Diver, You Are A Shallow Pool -Cheap Haircuts

 7. Top 4 fandoms

 Harry Potter 

The Office 

Pop punk 

Disney (Literally i’m sorry,, I’m not really in a fandom) 

8. Tag 9 mutuals 

@bantersaurus-rexx, @died-like-a-dog, @vicfifi, @bitchimsuperfabulous, @the-crow-father, @pointystars  @averybritishblog I mean, you can ignore this, but yeah, I Hope you have a lovely day!! x

Tagged by @jonginhugs

tagged by @jonginhugs ^ ^

Your name in kpop songs

F - Fxxk U (Gain ft. Bumkey)

L - Lightsaber (Exo)

O - O.M.G (Got7)

O - OMG (Seventeen)

R - Ring Ding Dong (SHINee)

Why did you choose your URL?

I wanted an URL with vernon’s name in it. And well, this was the only good one I could create that wasn’t taken yet

If you could be a fictional/fairytale character what would you be?

A fairy, bc i think it’d be pretty cool to fly

Favorite color?

Black and pastel pink

Favorite song at the moment?

Girl Crush - Mamamoo <3

Top 4 fandoms?

uhhmmmm, my top 4 is iGot7, ARMY, Exo-L and whatever Seventeen’s fandom name is

Why do you enjoy tumblr?

The people and the sense of humour

Tag 9 people

@mingyugotmecryin @bluerosiex @suga-soda @lazyivy @shinusual @qthansol @hoshiwn @chwejani @itaebaekookiebtsgot7 i guess