So this just happened....
I’m working and a delivery guy who tries to chat me up every time he arrives decides today is the day to get to know me better.
I’m monosyllabic towards him because I’m not into him and he’s getting desperate. My boss (thinking he’s helping me out), throws the guy a bone by asking me if I’ve read any good books lately. (My boss knows my love of books. I stick my tongue out at him when the delivery guy isn’t looking.)
Delivery guy: So you’re a reader! What’s your favorite quote from a book?
Me: (looking him directly in the eye for the first time). ’ ‘I love you’ I said and stabbed him.’
I wish I could describe the look on his face!! Best. Time. Ever. for my brain to remember a book quote!