So this just happened....

I’m working and a delivery guy who tries to chat me up every time he arrives decides today is the day to get to know me better.

I’m monosyllabic towards him because I’m not into him and he’s getting desperate. My boss (thinking he’s helping me out), throws the guy a bone by asking me if I’ve read any good books lately. (My boss knows my love of books. I stick my tongue out at him when the delivery guy isn’t looking.)

Delivery guy: So you’re a reader! What’s your favorite quote from a book?

Me: (looking him directly in the eye for the first time). ’ ‘I love you’ I said and stabbed him.’

I wish I could describe the look on his face!! Best. Time. Ever. for my brain to remember a book quote!

anonymous asked:

Do you think the time ever came when Hamilton kisses Jefferson a lottt and won't stop and Jefferson has to lift his head up to stop Hamilton so he can speak/breathe

Almost every time they kiss fam
This is especially true if Thomas has been gone for a while or Alex is trying to distract him
Ham will curl himself all up around Jefferson and kiss him breathless
Its a very effective way to win an argument
Thomas tries to make points but Alex is ruthless
Eventually Thomas forgets what they’re arguing about
Kissing his Alex is far more important
And thats how Alex got his Moped lol

I do kinda feel weary at being jerked around by Blizzard’s marketing strategy of “never tell anyone anything about anything and absolutely do not establish any sort of pattern, everyone loves unpredictability.” I can’t imagine any other franchise that would think it’s a good idea to drop content completely at random, sometimes two or three things in a week, sometimes nothing for several months, refuse to give any indication of what they’re working on or when it can be expected, and literally the only thing they’ve ever promised ahead of time, letting their audience know exactly how much they’re getting, when they’re getting it, and what form it will take, they welched on that promise within DAYS of the promised release date. 


Prompt: You and Neville teaching the boys football for UpUpDownDown. You try tackling Seth Rollins and both fall and end up landing on top of him. You would kiss but your brother Roman picks you up by your waist before you can, saying “thats enough for today”

Authors note: Okay, the anon didn’t specify what kind of football was meant so I’m gonna do English football, or soccer. Sorry it took so long as well.

Originally posted by prowrestlingnow

“I thought we were all playing Fifa. Not actual soccer” Roman grumbled as you slapped his arm, making him shut up. 

“Stop complaining you big baby” Seth spoke from the other side of your brother. “A game of soccer isn’t gonna kill us” You smirked at his words as Neville nodded in agreement. You four were having your own conversation as Xavier and everyone else were filming a live-stream for UpUpDownDown.

Xavier passed the camera to you, and you cleared your throat. “Okay, for the first time ever. I’ve actually gotten these guys away from a screen, and made them go outside” You turned the camera so it faced everyone. “Say hi guys” You sang as everyone else let out an unenthusiastic grumble. Turning the camera around, you sighed. “That’s good enough!”

“Wait so how are we doin’ this?” Big E asked as you and Neville stood next to each other, you clutching the gloves and he had the football in his hands. 

“Well we have to be split into two teams. But we can let the fans choose the teams” You looked at the group of your friends. “And because there aren’t many of us, we’re gonna have a smaller pitch to play with” 

“Alright, Seth. You’re with me mate” Neville spoke as he looked up from Xavier’s phone and had thrown the ball to Seth as he walked forward. Just before he stood behind Neville though, he stopped next to you and winked, making you blush. You cleared your throat and looked up again, smiling.

“Fine, c’mon” Your eyes were fixed on the screen until a name showed up. “Big E!” You sang as Big E strutted to your side and gave you a high five. It went like that until everyone had been sorted into teams. Everyone stood in a random formation as AJ and Neville stood on either side of the ball. 

It started out as a clean game, but then a lot of people were getting too big for their boots. Eventually causing the game to get dirty, with people pushing, punching, and tripping each other. Luckily, no one had started to get to you. Mostly because no one wanted to trip a girl at all. 

But that rule evaporated quickly. Soon enough, you were the second most popular person to be tackled, only because you and Seth were the only ones who had some real control with the ball. Everyone else sucked. 

But time was passing all to quickly for everyone, and as soon as half time was announced, no one wanted to get off the pitch. But you all managed to drag yourselves onto the bench and get a drink. 

The score was 3-3 and you all were desperate to win. Everyone else was aiming for one person in particular, and your eyes were on Seth. After all, he was the only one playing who was worth your effort because he was the fastest.

After you managed to avoid AJ’s slide tackle, your eyes found the ball as it was being taken by Seth. “Fuck” You grunted as AJ’s eyes went to the same place, and back to each other.

You ran as fast as you could to escape AJ and to catch up with Seth (which was a challenge in itself because damn was he fast). This eventually ended up with you at the back of his feet, slightly too slow to get the ball, but enough to tackle the guy. So you stayed at that pace, waiting for the moment to tackle him. But at the last minute, you felt someone push you into him, sending you flying in front of you, taking him down as well. 

When you opened your eyes, you were both on the floor, but you were on his back. Then your eyes flicked to the ball which was lying less than 5 meters in front of you both. “Fuck it” You grunted and tried to throw yourself off of him and towards the ball, but he grabbed your ankle and dragged you back. 

From afar, it must’ve looked like two kids fighting over a toy, because you both ended up rolling around comically for a while.

“My ball” You repeated as you moved back and flipped yourselves over, managing to pin his hands above his head. He looked up at you, your chests heaving as you straddled him. 

No one said anything as you both looked at each other. Your grip on his arms became weaker, and he moved his hand to move a strand of hair out of your face. But he began to move his face towards you and cupped your cheek, you instinctively began to lean down to meet him halfway.

You were so close that you could feel his breath on his face. This was actually happening. You were gonna kiss Seth. 

“Nope” You heard Roman’s voice as he lifted you from Seth’s lap and over his shoulder. “You’re not kissing him” A sound of protest left your mouth as you began to hit your brother on the back, trying to make him drop you. 

“I hate you” You probably sounded like a five year old but you didn’t care. “Roman you absolute cockblock” You grumbled and crossed your arms as your brother carried you away.

C: As a dark skin femme trying to find my skin and hue as beautiful is hard, having eczema makes it impossible. I don’t think there’s ever been a time where I’ve felt beautiful and mainly because of it. I’ve had it since I was little, I used to get bullied for it and nothing works or lasts. I’m going to try to get my doctor to try phototherapy but if that doesn’t work I don’t know what else to do. It feel like my skin is constantly attacking me. Your skin is supposed to be your protector, it’s the first thing people see and yet mine is dysfunctional. I love seeing dark skin girls learn to love their skin but then I just get saddened when I look at mine and wonder why skin, my melanin has betrayed me all my life. I feel defective. I wish I could peel off my skin and get a new one.

A while ago, I had an opportunity to play an Adventure League game for the first time ever! I was at Anime St. Louis with my friends and we had some time to kill, so we hit up the game room. And friends, let me tell you, this was all adventure league legal, but it was silly as all get out.

The party consisted of five goblin siblings:

  • Fart, the barbarian
  • Pop, the conjuration wizard
  • Gulp (me), the rogue
  • Nyan, the cleric
  • and Nom, the adopted gnome fighter who thought he was a goblin.

If you’re curious about those names, we have a running gag in our group that goblins choose their own names after their favorite sounds.

We tangled with some kobolds and had a grand old time full of laughs. I will definitely bring Gulp back around sometime.

Just saw the ex for probably one of the last times ever, and it felt strange.

He had become such a huge part of my life so quickly, and it’s just a strange feeling to know that he won’t be a part of my life anymore - although that is completely for the better.

I’m glad we went on this trip together. We actually did have fun for the most part, and really only fought once. However, I found out a lot of things about him over the last week, and it really helped me realize that he did a lot of messed up things to me that I either ignored or was not aware of. I’m glad we are no longer together.

I can’t wait to move on to the next adventure, which is Step 1 in just 12 days and then I move to my new clerkship city in literally one month!

anonymous asked:

Can I get gif imagine for the band and their s/o cuddling and watching movies or something cutesy like that at home? :)

(disclaimer: I made the s/o female this time but if you’d like to see a male version of the same thing please message me and I’ll be glad to do so!)

aaaaaaalso is this what you meant by gif imagine??


  • Noodle’s absolute favourite thing is cuddling in bed with her s/o and messing around with them. This also unfortunately means that nothing ever gets done in time

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Murdoc :

  • Murdoc is the type of person that’s not really into showing affection in any way so cuddling with his is usually really subtle, when his s/o is asleep or a form of comforting after some tough shit

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Originally posted by perfectfeelings


  • Unlike Murdoc, Russell loves showing affection towards his s/o and he will spend any second he can on enveloping them in giant bear hugs and even just on plain cuddling on the bed in the morning before the day starts will suit him as long as he can start it with you

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  • The way Stu spends time with his s/o varies according to his mood. Sometimes when he or his s/o is tired after a long day they would just lay around, silent, enjoying eachother’s company and other times they would be just all over the place, tickling eachother and goofing around

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mommabearsdayoff  asked:

Out of curiosity, was there ever a time where you did ship Pucca and Garu? I know I started off shipping them, but gradually I accepted other ships as well (otherwise why would I be here? c:) But I was just curious if you started off the same way as me!

Oh yeah of course! I shipped them when I first started watching the show~ They were my OTP back then!
I have a ton of GaruxPucca fanart in my gallery, which you can see slowly diminish during the production of the comic Pucca: What’s Yours is Mine hahaha

My feelings towards the ship started to change when I wrote/illustrated WYIM, as some people are aware of. 
There are a lot of events during its production that affected how I feel towards the GaruxPucca ship, all of which I don’t want to get into, as they’re all quite personal.
It’s not the same for me anymore, and I’ll leave it at that.

TobexPucca is my real OTP~

I hope that answers your question! And anyone out there that might have been wondering the same thing.

anonymous asked:

Um so hey you TOTALLY got me obsessed with the idea of Bo Katan and Fenn Rau being a thing, which is killing me cause absolutely no one else ships that. Totally love your art work (and if you ever have the time seeing them again would be AWESOME). Also the mer-mandos are so freaking cool!


(I didn’t exactly set out to invent a ship here but whoops)

Between The Lawless and the Siege of Mandalore, when Bo-Katan would be rallying anyone to oppose Maul, I’m pretty sure that Fenn Rau and the Protectors would support her. But I also think the two of them would clash personally at first, with Rau having been (judging by his later comments to Sabine) firmly against Death Watch, and taking Bo to task for what he perceives as betrayal…

“I didn’t share your sister’s ideals, but at least she cared about our people! You and Vizsla brought that horror down on us!”

“Do you suppose I don’t know that? Do you suppose I don’t… Can you not see that I’m fighting to set things right?”

and later, after they’ve fought as allies…

“I spoke out of anger earlier, and I regret it now. You are the rightful head of Clan Kryze and you have my allegiance and my loyalty.”

“Your allegiance I accept. I’m content to earn your loyalty.”

“You did that today.”

(cue mutual dramatic life-saving, battle banter, and post-battle makeouts eventually, right?)

“Do you ever think about the old days? About what things would’ve been like if my father hadn’t died…”

“What, with every warrior in the sector vying for your favor?”

“He would’ve loved you.”

Bones x Reader TrekFest 2017


Originally posted by bilesandthesourwolf

so this was a request for TrekFest by @pelycosauria one which i was happy to fulfill, this was also my first ever time writing bones :)


pelycosauria heeft gezegd:

Hellooooo - i just read you’re looking for TrekFest Requests. How about BonesxReader and he’s been working late a lot lately and tries to make it up for the reader? :)

“I’m sorry sweetheart, our date will have to be postponed” as soon as you had read the message you threw your padd beside you on the couch, all Leonard did these days was work, work and work. This had been the fourth time he postponed your date and you were getting sick of it. It seemed like the universe was against you or something, the last time you had seen him was yesterday at lunch. And even then, it had been brief because your communicator beeped calling you down back to engineering.

Reluctantly you got up to wash your make up off your face, your date was supposed to start in 15 mins. “maybe it’ll all be better in the morning” you thought.

The next morning you woke up to someone rummaging around in your quarters, you sat up and saw your yeoman, Janice Rand, putting down a vase of red roses. “Janice? What are you doing here?” you asked her.  “oh! Y/N, you’re awake sorry I didn’t wake you, up did I?” Janice asked, “I was just bringing these flowers in from outside, they looked so sad standing there outside of your door” “wait what? Flowers? Who put them there” you asked, you stood up from your bed and walked over to Janice who was standing beside the salon table putting the flowers down. It was a beautiful bouquet of red roses, in between the roses there was a white note with gold rimming. You picked it up and turned it over “tonight 7 o’clock observation deck, wear something nice ;)” you immediately knew it was from Leonard, you recognized his scrawny doctors handwriting. You huffed and stuck the note back into the bouquet. “What’s wrong Y/N? were they not meant for you?” Janice saw how you turned around and quickly walked over to your closet and threw your outfit for the day angrily on the bed “no Jan, they were meant for me that’s the problem. Len has been canceling our dates for four weeks in a row now because he had to work late but all of sudden he now has time for it” you sighed and turned around to face her “It’s not that I don’t want to go out with him, I’m just scared to get my hopes up again just to have them crushed in the end” “oh Y/N” Janice gasped, she walked over to you and enveloped you in a bone crushing hug “I’m sure it will be fine, just go out tonight and see if he shows up and if he doesn’t, well let’s just say he’ll be walking around in pink uniforms for at least a week” you returned her hug and said “thanks Jan”

Your day went by without any real hassle, scotty was fussing over one of the air compressors overheating so he sent you down to look at it. While you were elbows deep into the compressors water cooling pipes, your communicator beeped. Wiping your wet hands on a rag you took it out and looked at it. “I can’t wait to see you tonight beautiful” it said. Subconsciously you smiled, maybe Janice was right after all.

6 O’clock rolled by sooner then you had expected, you had gone back to your room deciding not to eat dinner before you went up. You stood before your closet deciding on what to wear, since you were off duty you could wear your own clothes. Though almost no one did because of the reason that It had no actual purpose unless it was a date. You decided to wear the midnight blue dress you knew Leonard loved, it clung to your curves. And showed of a lot but not too much cleavage, and it made your butt look bigger which is always a plus.

A bit nervous you went up to the observation deck ready to be disappointed again, what you saw instead made you gasp. In the middle of the deck, in between the artificial trees and on the grass, there was a blanket lying with a picnic basket. There were also two glasses and a cooler with a bottle of champagne in it. “you like it?” you heard Leonard’s voice ask you from behind, you turned around to see him standing there with a single red rose in his hands. “I’m so so sorry Darlin’, I’ve neglected you for the past weeks. It’s just” “shhh, Len. I understand it, all of it. Just shut up and kiss me” “with pleasure darlin’” he snaked his arms around your waist and pulled you closer, you put your arms around his neck and pulled him down closing the distance between the two of you and after a whole month of failed dates, you were finally together again. He tasted faintly like bourbon and smelled of antiseptic and his cologne. His tongue probed against your lips silently asking for permission, you happily sighed into the kiss and parted your lips. Letting his tongue slide in. Leonard’s hands slid from your waist you your ass, gently squeezing them. You moaned into the kiss and broke it, his hands slid back to your waist and he let his forehead rest on yours. “I love you Y/N” “I love you too Len”



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June’s Theme Rec List

As we bring June’s ‘Elemental AU’ challenge to an end, we’d like to share some fic’s which we’ve found on Ao3 and FF.net which fit in with this months theme!

Please remember to leave kudos and/or comments for the authors, it makes their day! <3

Hellfire by testosterone_tea
Words: 28,596, E
Summary:  Sherlock is a Mage that gets involved with a case involving Dark Summoning rituals, leading him to John Watson, a man with Berserker blood. The only thing is, Berserkers have been extinct for centuries. And of course, nothing involving Mycroft and his interfering ways is ever simple. This time, even Sherlock may have bitten off more than he can chew.

Body of the Sanctioned by Belladonna_Q
Words: 822, M
Summary: He’s struck, terrible sparks of pain, and they tumble as he hears a curse from Sherlock as they hit the edge and roll. The pool, and chlorine fills his lungs and he struggles, denied of air, so very frightening, and it’s Sherlock clutching him now.

Honeycomb by tiger_in_the_flightdeck
Words: 2,063, G
Summary: After weeks of long, hard cases, Sherlock brings John to his family home in Surrey to relax and unwind. The countryside is quiet and soothing, except for one small problem. The members of the Holmes family are Elemental sorcerers. Something Sherlock has been hiding from John.
But of course, you don’t stay best friends with Sherlock Holmes for so long without picking up a few things along the way.

The Frost Child by twistedthicket1
Words: 9,944, M
Summary: In a world where people are born with a Gift of varying levels, simple John Watson is the last person one might look at when thinking of any strong Magick capabilities. Hiding comfortably in the shadow of Sherlock’s brilliant deducing abilities, John is content to keep it that way…

Faerie Touched by Blind Author 
Words: 9,781, T
Summary: In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own…

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anonymous asked:

just wanted you to know that because of your constant self reblogs i will never ever read your story. it's so blatantly desperate and honestly if you didn't get the response you wanted the first time you're not going to get it the second time..

Wow okay… god people why do y'all have to be so mean, spiteful, and vengeful? Not only I am not the only person to ever do a time zone reblog, but everything I do is appropriately tagged, and even if you were too lazy to fucking block a tag you can just unfollow. Instead you had to take the time out of your day to say something unnecessarily mean to somebody you don’t know. Congrats, you are a shitty person. I’m so done with this crap.

this fuckboy that comes to the library every once in a while has it in his mind that he’s the Funniest Dude Ever and the first time i met him / he was introduced to me (cause he’s a ‘regular’) he was like ‘wanna hear a joke’ and i shrugged and he told one of those blonde bimbos jokes and i didn’t laugh and neither did my coworker but i also just went ‘so it’s a sexist joke’ and he was like ‘no, it’s a blonde joke’ to which i obviously pointed out ‘blonde women’ and he, i shit you not, replied with ‘blond men don’t exist’

he’s blond.

i pointed that out too. 

‘i am a dusty blond’ was his reply

anders lee // tinder

requested by @thunder-strome

warnings: none

who: anders lee x reader

premise: just as you are about to give up on online dating, a certain guy comes around and changes things for the better


Your thumb lingered over the app in your dock until it shook, a small “x” appearing in the corner, inviting you to escape the weird messages and men that came with Tinder. You had already deleted all of the other apps your friends had downloaded on your phone on a whim, but for some reason you were finding it hard to delete Tinder. Maybe it was fate that made up your mind to keep the app that day, or maybe you just didn’t care enough either way, but, no matter the explanation, you were happy that you did.

As a graduate student, time was not your friend. You were just about always writing a paper or handing in some other work for your professor, barely ever making time for the things you loved, like hockey and your friends. So of course you never had time to do the things you didn’t love, like dating per se. It’s not like you really had anything against love it was just that the process of dating was fake and draining to you, so you really couldn’t get behind missing out on a game or a night out with your friends to awkwardly laugh and sip wine with a guy you didn’t know.

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