night vale inspired horoscope, brought to you by musterni!
aries: quiet reflexion is next to impossible if your mental landscape is one long scream.
taurus: you inspire me to be better! a better “what” is up for interpretation. (person? arsonist? alien?)
gemini: we don’t know where you came from, but we need you to go back.
cancer: gratuitous violence: unnecessary, satisfying, heartbreaking, and so like everything else you love.
leo: I lived better when I was ignorant of the sun, tucked away in your chest.
virgo: there is a variety of sadness that makes a home in your guts and never quite leaves.
libra: if only it were easy! to wish and want for nothing. if only you weren’t less human for it - wishing and wanting for nothing.
scorpio: you’ve long seen your downfall spelled out in another’s bone.
sagittarius: love to distraction, die due to carelessness.
capricorn: your ego cannot afford cremation or caskets.
aquarius: you’re dazzling and terrifying - those words are not as removed from one another as you may think.
pisces: flirt with death, tease the inevitable, give the void a saucy wink.