why is my girlfriend the most adorable person ever

Marceline: You called me all the way up here to say goodbye!? You’re going to work not freaking across the world. I’m not your girlfriend Rylan I don’t want an update every time you have a fucking itch ok?!

I feel like this may be a good time to remind you all that Marceline has not only the insane trait… but the mean one as well….

anonymous asked:

Ugh I hate how in class we can watch Romeo and Juliet have pretty explicit sex and no one cares but then when my friend holds hands with her girlfriend people stare or ignore them and are super uncomfortable difknxuzusvsbdjxhhdjdjcosjdiicu ixkabsbjd

People are just ugh. Heteronormativity sucks so much. I was just thinking today, that it looks like I won’t be able to see any lgbt couple on our soap operas in my lifetime. I don’t watch soaps anyway. It is intolerable. Tiring parade of straight couples doing tiring things. Nothing is interesting. It’s just sad.I feel sorry for your friend and her girlfriend. :(

new word: frould

definition: Respond to this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💖👍socialism💖👍 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get me out of here!). I’m not your girlfriend. You’re not hopeless just because someone else on.

anonymous asked:

what was the best part of your day?

My girlfriend and I have spent a lot of time together today and it’s been really nice 😊

anonymous asked:

I dont mean to intrude on your private life but I'm just curious, are you and your girlfriend 'out' in the public or just to close friends and/or tumblr? :)

Her family knows about me, my family thinks she’s my friend. My colleagues at work knows about her. Her employees know about me too. I’m friends with most of her friends and she’s friends with some of mine. Most people in our lives know we’re a couple so I guess we’re as “out” as we can be. 😊

Well he did ask god for forgiveness so he’s cool now right? I guess you can have your girlfriend killed, chopped up and fed to dogs but if god accepts your apology it’s all cool. Huh…well all I have to say to that is fuck god and fuck your fucking religion.

Brazilian goalkeeper charged with torture and murder of ex-girlfriend - ‘Mistakes happen. I’m not a bad guy’

A Brazilian soccer player who had his mistress murdered and fed to dogs claims he is “starting over.”

In his first major interview since being released from prison, 32-year-old Bruno Fernandes de Souza said: “What happened, happened. I made a mistake, a serious one, but mistakes happens in life - I’m not a bad guy.”

“People tried to bury my dream because of one mistake, but I asked God for forgiveness, so I’m carrying on with my career, dude,” he said, according to the Guardian.

The star goalkeeper was sentenced to 22 years in prison in 2013 for his involvement in the murder of former model Eliza Samudio. The two were engaged in a paternity dispute over a child they conceived in 2009, while Bruno was still married. When Samudio began demanding child support payments, a group of Bruno’s friends kidnapped the young woman, tortured her, and fed her dismembered body to Rottweilers.

Just this February, however, a judge ordered Bruno’s release on a technicality. The goalie had served just six years and seven months — less than a third of his original sentence.



I have been recently been dragged in this camren thing ‘bout a month ago but I have been a gxg shipper since pre-K from kpop. (lol maybe it was somewhere around 2015) and I’ve also watched a lot of camren videos and blogs and posts and I can say that I cannot entirely agree with Lauren’s recent tweets. Maybe for sure their relationship wasn’t for real like they had this label thing of oh you’re my girlfriend and I’m yours, you’re mine blah blah blah and I guess both of them didn’t want to commit because maybe Lauren has this on and off things with Lucy and Camila who wouldn’t want to commit on something that is unsure but c’mon- even in the kpop world (not that I am comparing the two I am just sharing my personal experience) there are some stares that camren do to one another that’s just so hard to explain and the phrase you can look at your friend like that- or, it’s just a fucking stare between friends stop being so delusional cannot justify those stares. Bish, if I look at a girl like that she would be my girl after a few months. I mean how can you label something like this under the FRIENDSHIP STARE 

Originally posted by mrs-ciclotimica

Or this:

Or when Lauren was bluntly staring at Camila during truth or dare during 5h takeover or when Camila was staring at Lauren when they were asked Boss or Toss kissing someone you’re on tour with. Or how the song Only Told The Moon screaming something really intimate about it.

Remember eyes can convey feelings that the mouth cannot. Yes some posts, tags or theories may be too overboard but there are some too that are really hard to explain that it’s normal for friends to look at each other like that or friends can touch like that or can get jealous like that like we are not that delusional or desperate.

Now moving on with Lauren’s tweets, I understand how frustrating it must be for her side where some CS decided to shove the thought of camren being real down to her throat because they were devastated when the Laucy pictures went viral but she cannot fully put the blame on the entire ship. Some of us are low-key shipping them, not tagging them for we respect their private lives and just enjoying in the fictional world of camren and some of us can really be a pain in the ass by tagging them in every goddamn post and connect everything they do to the word camren I get it, it can really be annoying but please, she also took part on building this ship. with the it’s camren yo, and with the fan asking her if Camila was the dragon and she says duh like if it was never real in the first place then you should’ve answered Uhhh no ew she’s like my bandmate and we’re only friends rather than a super vague response. Bish I don’t care if it’s an obvious or dumb question but you need to be specific so that we’d stop making assumptions and shit. We get it, you’re frustrated with all that’s happening when all you every wanted is to enjoy music and be yourself and let people see the good side of you but don’t put the blame on all of us because some of us really see the good side of you and respect you as an artist and as a person.

PS: I will still ship camren lowkey as possible and I’ll enjoy myself reading nothing but good vibes about camren or reading fanfiction because I’m still camren af, and again- like one of those phrases I saw-

If camren isn’t real, then we have created one of the most beautiful love stories in the world.

anonymous asked:

you give off a rainy day vibe, the one where it's cool and rainy and you've just showered and put on clean clothes, and you're in bed cuddling your girlfriend (that's me >;3cc)

thats Gay i approve big time

I really do think of you at 2pm when I’m busy running errands. I think of you as soon as I wake up. Because I’m already wishing for you. I think of you at 8pm when I’m off at a dinner or a movie with my family. I think of you at 1am when all I can think of is how you smell. Thinking about how I love your laugh, and how I wish with everything I am that we were in the same bed kissing goodnight.
“I wish you were here. But you’re not you’re there, and there doesn’t know how lucky it is.”

Emily: “So, Winston. Lena was telling me she used to not be able take off her chronal accelerator, in the old days.”

Winston: “Ah-ha-ha, yes. How embarrassing; those older models were so shoddy. You wouldn’t believe how long it took me to perfect a localized temporal stabilization field over a wide enough area that would allow-”

Emily: *grabs his arm* “THANK YOU.”

I want a girl that’s okay with silly dates. Dressing up and going to a fancy dinner is fine but I want a girl who’d be ready to go to the arcade at 4pm on a Thursday just because it’s there. I want a girl who’d go on NYC tour buses and act like a complete tourist with me. I want a girl who’d go to the movies with me and watch the newest Pixar films even if we’re the oldest people there. I want a girl who’ll go to the amusement park with me. I want a girl who considers playing wii sports all day a date. A girl who doesn’t need fancy dates, expensive nights and money to have fun. I want a girl who won’t complain about having dominoes for dinner because I can’t afford a fancy restaurant. I want a girl who’ll text me date ideas that include carnivals or karaoke night. I want a girl I’ll have fun with. I want a girl who won’t mind staying in all night watching movies together in a homemade fort. I want a girl who’ll cook meal with me but when we burn it we will look at each other and we know to order Chinese food. I want a girl who won’t give up on me because I’m broke, but when I want to spoil her I want her to let me. I want that girl.
Fall in love with someone...

If you ever fall in love… fall in love with someone who wants to know your favorite color and how you like your coffee. Fall in love with someone who loves the way you laugh and would absolutely anything to hear it. Fall in love with someone that puts their head on your chest just to hear your heart beat. Fall in love with someone who kisses you in public and isn’t afraid to show you off to everyone they know. Fall in love with someone who makes you question why you were afraid to fall in love in the first place. Fall in love with someone who never wants to hurt you and will do anything to try and protect you from anything. Fall in love with someone who falls in love with all your flaws and thinks you became their version of the word ‘perfect’. Fall in love with someone who thinks that you’re the one they would love to wake up with each morning and each day.