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My dream last night was me in a movie with Robert Carlyle. Our characters fell in love but then he moved to New Jersey to make money so we could get married. I tracked him down after getting a big makeover and when I found him, he had written a book about us and it was turned into a show. He didn’t recognize me because of the makeover, he thought I was there to audition for the ROLE that was based on me. It was weird.

And Sebastian Stan had a cameo. I was at this food buffet and there were papanasi being served. (It’s a Romanian dessert that’s basically a donut stuffed with weird cheese and sour jam.) And I was telling someone about the dish and he walked by and smiled at me, nodding his head proudly like, “yep, that’s what they are, good job!”

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Tagged by @redlance.  6 movies I could (and have) watched again and again.

  1. Titanic (1997) - Titanic was such a huge part of my childhood. I remember I was 8 years old and being 100% convinced that I was going to marry Leonardo DiCaprio. I’m not kidding when I say I saw it in theaters at least 7-10 times.
  2. Selena (1997) - So I’m constantly reminded by my parents that I used to watch this movie obsessively when I was kid and I still love it today. I just loved the music too.
  3. Now and Then (1995) - I honestly think maybe I just had a thing for Christina Ricci in the 90′s because I watched not only this movie, but Addams Family, Casper, and Gold Diggers all the time.
  4. Spice World (1997) - NO JUDGEMENT! Every girl my age loved the Spice Girls!
  5. The Parent Trap (1998) - The scene when Hallie runs up those stairs to meet her mom for the first time gets me every time. Make fun all you want, but you can’t control the movies you love as a kid.
  6. Hocus Pocus (1993) - If you don’t love this movie, I don’t know if we can be friends. It is by definition a classic.

This was the hardest choice because I have a long list of movies I could watch over and over again. I literally just picked the ones I remember watching consistently as a kid and still love as an adult today.

anonymous asked:

alice, do u think it's okay to not be ambitious? like, i got my little job and i read books and watch movies and take walks sometimes and i don't really need anything else (except a dog maybe), but then i start thinking how i could bump into someone from my old school or something and then would be like "so i'm the head of this and i'm in charge of this and make soooo much money and i'm happily married and what do you do???" and it makes my head hurt :(

it sounds like you have a very skewed (and societally reinforced) idea of “ambition”, honestly. it also sounds like there is a conflation of happiness = ambition, in that you assume that someone you bump into who says they’re happy because they’ve got all this big ticket achievements is actually happy. more importantly, you assume that their happiness is somehow bigger or more real than yours. your happiness is Your Happiness, and my happiness is my happiness and their happiness is theirs, you know? 

the idea of “being ambitious” is something I left behind in high school because it didn’t feel real to me, the way it was defined by other people. I had things that were important to me - I wanted to leave my little town and go to school in New York, which I obviously did, and that’s a big thing. But I don’t like to think of it as an ambition and I’ve never thought (or wanted to think) of myself as “ambitious”. To some extent any effort on my part to Be Ambitious felt like something I felt I had to do because otherwise I was lazy or ~wasting my potential. which is a load of shit, honestly. 

So, I don’t know, I mean my answer to your question is yes, of course I think it’s okay to not be ambitious. But I have a lot of issues with the very concept of ambition, which complicates things. I think you should want to be happy, I think you should know that you deserve happiness and I think you should strive to achieve the things that make you happy. That’s all there is. If your little job (which, by way, there is no such thing as a “little job” and fuck anyone who tells you otherwise) and your books and movies and walks feel like enough, then they are. there’s a difference between “I feel like this isn’t enough for me” and “I feel like I should be doing more”, and recognizing that is really, really important. if it’s enough for you, then it’s enough. (definitely still get a dog tho)

anonymous asked:

Hi, so um, this is a weird question, but why would two people who both know that the other is not attracted to them, be in a relationship? I can't really think of a good or believable reason.

I guess it depends on your plot.

If they’re spies/agents–or along the same profession–it could be for a cover.

If it’s a historical fiction it could be because someone’s spouse died and it was right for the sibling-in-law to then marry the widowed spouse. They don’t love each other, but it’s right by societal or familial standards.

It could be a front to hide one’s true sexuality from family.

Or, for comedic reasons we’ve seen in the movies: tired of being asked if they’re single at Christmas, don’t want to go dateless to a wedding, etc.

Maybe it’s a friends with benefits situation.

Perhaps it’s for tax reasons.

Otherwise, I can’t really think of any legitimate reason, either.

Hope that helped…? haha

Caspian x Reader - Surprising Changes

Request: Hi ! Could you please do a Caspian imagine when lucy, Edmund and eustace arrive in narnia and y/n is married to Caspian or something ?? Thanks xx

Caspian x Reader - Surprising Changes
Setting: When Edmund, Lucy, and Eustace arrives on the Dawn Treader
Contains: Nothing bad really. I’ll be going by the movie. 
Word Count: 1596

I really didn’t know how to end it, so I’m really sorry. Also, I might write a little prequel to when Caspian and Reader’s relationship starts. Stay tuned! 

Edit: Sorry guys, I was reading through this and I realized a lot of grammar and spelling mistakes. They should be fixed but if not, please do tell me lol. I try reading them by myself but sometimes I don’t catch them until a little while after I post it. Thanks! 

Enjoy! 


The waves hit the shore of Narnia repeatedly. It was early in the morning and the sun was barely rising. If you looked out into the ocean from the coastline, you could see the alluring waves just calling out to you, to sail into the endless sea. The salty fragrant of the ocean was somehow rejuvenating. That was the power of the Narnian ocean. Of course, Narnia was just magical in itself. 

But today was the day the Narnia is to be left behind and Caspian the Tenth would travel out into the Great Eastern Ocean that was filled with the unknown. It had been three years since the Kings and Queens of old had aided him in the Narnian Revolution. Three years since (Y/n) had decided to stay in Narnia instead of going back to England. Besides, Narnia was her home and Aslan told her her duties lied here in Narnia now. In those three years, Caspian helped bring Narnia back up to where it used to be in the Golden Age. And in the three years, Caspian and (Y/n) had courted then got married.

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anonymous asked:

Do you ever or did you ever think Jensen and Jared's relationship could be a Brokeback Mountain type of relationship. Vancouver - Brokeback?

Kind of.

But, I’m a tad bit confused at what you’re insinuating here. Do you mean like a play by play of the movie, to the point where the J’s are really married and having sex behind their wives back?

Because, if that’s the case. I highly doubt it.

No one is that naive. If the J’s were really married, and I was one of their wives, it wouldn’t take me to long to realize that my husband would rather vacation with his best friend than me.

Or would rather spend his days off with his ‘Best Friend’ than spend time with me, his wife… 

I really would’ve suspected something (if I was Danneel) and Jensen told me he wanted to move all the way from California, to Texas, only to live DOWN THE STREET from his ‘Best Friend’.

So, no… I doubt the J’s are really married to their wives, and having a secret affair. Those women are beards, and many of us know that.

Xoxo

- K

Alright I’ve been thinking about this a lot...

So, we’re all wondering who Rey’s parents could be in TFA. There are basically infinite possibilities, but given her strong connection to the Force, and her apparent connection with the Chosen One Prophecy (read: her connection with Anakin’s lightsaber), her parents are almost certainly a couple very strong in the Force.

Now, in the New Jedi Order, Jedi could get married. This was true before Disney bought the franchise and, as far as we know, still is. So, I’m just putting it out there as a possibility, but could Rey be Luke and Mara Jade’s daughter?

Think about it. Luke and Mara Jade have a daughter. She’s extremely strong in the Force and destined to become a great Jedi, like both of her parents. But, having received visions from the Force of the threat Ben Solo poses (as both Luke and Mara have been known to receive visions), they decide, with much debate and great sadness, to leave Rey in a safe place, where the First Order will never look, even if it doesn’t have the best living conditions.

It could (maybe) explain why Ben is so keen on training Rey as a Dark Jedi (which he himself is, he isn’t a Sith). Mara Jade was a servant of Emperor Palpatine before Luke convinced her to come to the Light. Maybe Ben knew, and thought he could touch those same Dark stirrings deep inside Rey.

So tl;dr maybe Rey is Luke and Mara Jade’s daughter for reasons.

Just a thought

11 questions tag

tagged by @nudisth

  1. what is you favorite ice cream flavour? chocolate :>
  2. what is your biggest dream? to travel around the world
  3. do you want to get married? yes
  4. favourite disney movie? minions
  5. if you could have 3 wishes, what would them be? for my family & friends to be happy,to have better grades and be able to visit more countries :>
  6. best childhood memory? idk why but i can’t rlly think of anything right now sorry :(
  7. are you in love right now? nope
  8. have you ever been drunk to throw up? nope
  9. do you regret of something? not really tbh sometimes i wonder what it will be like if i done something differently but i don’t really regret what i choose haha(sorry this ans is kinda long)
  10. favourite city? seoul/singapore
  11. hobbies? using my phone & going on tumblr? :P

i tag: @allureable, @overthinked, @defuseing, @lhustinq, @rosure, @unaccxptable, @lushlity, @cottonisth, @cloudilly, @toffeely, @aleiaell

my 11 questions are:

1. When is your birthday?

2. What’s your height?

3. Favourite storybook?

4. What are your nicknames?

5. What’s your favourite color?

6.  If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?

7. What’s your favourite dessert?

8. Are you left handed or right handed?

9. Do you have any pets?

10. What’s your favourite quote?

11. Do you have any tattoos?

Endless list of fantastic female characters:

From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realise that you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry. 

6/? / Elizabeth Bennet (Pride & Prejudice)

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It’s so weird to be a huge Rory/Jess fan but to have made this fanvideo (for a contest where you were to vid a ship you hated, actually) and now be getting comments on it that say things like: “I hope they are happily married in the Netflix revival!”. Because oh my god. I’m glad Amy Sherman-Pallidino has pretty much confirmed that won’t be where Rory is at the start of the movie, even though yes they are bringing Matt Czuchry back. Because I don’t think I could handle that. I don’t need Rory to be endgame with Jess quite as much as I definitely need her to NOT be endgame with Logan (or Dean, but the chance of that is way too low for anyone to be worried). I want Rory & Jess to get their happily ever after, OF COURSE I DO, and I was spoiled by just how perfect the Veronica Mars movie was at giving everyone’s fave ship an amazing happily ever after but still…

10 Questions 10 People

Tagged by @precious-aigo-baby Thanks for the tag love! 😘
1. What was the last movie you saw? Scooby Doo- the live animated one that just went on Netflix, and omg. I realized that my teenage self had TERRIBLE taste in movies, cause it’s baaaaad rewatching it.
2. What was the last song you listened to? Let Me Down Easy by Sheppard.
3. What was the last show you watched? Friends. Ross & Rachel just got married in Vegas.
4. What was the last book you read? Happy Marriage Volume 3.
5. What was the last thing you ate? A fruit roll up. Cause I’m a 5 year old.
6. If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be? Home on Long Island, so I could pick up some yummy chinese noms 😋
7. If you could pick a decade to travel back to in time, where would you be? The 50’s. Old school diners as hang out spots and poodle skirts? Gimme.
8. If you won the lottery and millions in cash, what would be the first thing you’d do? Buy a house! Cause hubby and I already agreed to no babies until we were out of our apartment and in our own place. And omfg I have baby fever so bad lately. Seriously why are there such cute babies everywhere?! 😭
9. Which fictional character would you like to hang out with for a day? Akiyoshi! 😍😍😍
10. What was the last fandom you joined? Like with actual fan interaction? Voltage. Obsessive fanfic reading? Fairy Tail.

Tagging: @madd-xea, @reinasescape, @kota-the-kitty-with-claws, @otomejesus, @vanhelsinghunts, @zaizenakiyoshi, @ifthemcwasapinupgirl, @laughedwiththeplague, @greeneyedsky, @sazukukido.

How could you sleep with a married man KNOWING he’s married and has a wife and children?

How could a married man sleep with another woman when he is married and has children?

I thought affairs were just something you see in movies I’m so disgusted with the world

thepetsounds asked:

The beach boys 😎

oh my god rip rocky… give me a sec

  • hug: brian rly needs a hug
  • marry: carl and al (and maybe bruce??  idk??) seem like the only decent spouses in the group tbh
  • kiss: dont fly that way lol
  • be best friends with: blondie maybe?  i feel like we could be bros.
  • joke around with: definitely denny we could play practical jokes on mike together 👏
  • go to the movies with: mike honestly because i’m really annoying and make sarcastic comments when i see bad movies and i feel like mike would both enjoy that and partake in it himself
  • treat as family: everyone.  i love them all.
  • bring to the beach: RIP THE IRONY… denny tho so we could surf B)
  • play board games with: probably carl i feel like he’d be really good-natured board game buddy.  no matter who won i’d just be happy 2 spend time with him :’)
  • go apple picking with: maybe al?  just kidding i’d need someone tall
  • watch the sunset with: i could hang out with ricky, i’d enjoy that.
  • do anything for: brian.  god bless him.  he needs it.
  • bring out to ice cream: again i’m in it for some chill hangouts with ricky.  he seems like a lowkey dude.

Movie Review: Carol

By Ryan M. Eft

While watching “Carol”, I pondered who the main character was. It is either about a jaded wife and mother who I guess to be in her mid-30’s beginning an affair with a younger woman, or a young, optimistic shop clerk falling for an older, married woman. Of course you could say it is about both, but I suspect most audience members will identify more with one or the other, and that it may depend on where they are in their own lives, and what their own outlooks are.

The film is named after Cate Blanchett’s character, but is she the star or the subject? It may be telling that the title of the original Patricia Highsmith novel was “The Price of Salt”, which was more open to interpretation. It is difficult to get inside the skin and mind of Carol Aird, who seems to deliberately make it so. She carries herself with all the affectation of a bored upper class socialite, wearing fur coats and high-priced jewelry as though it is something she picked up at the local five and dime. Emotionally, she is equally distant, fending off all genuine thoughts and feelings from her soon-to-be ex-husband Harge (Kyle Chandler).

By comparison, Therese Belivet is a confused young woman who doesn’t know how she feels about the world and her place in it, and for whom putting on a good show seems far from her mind. She is played by Rooney Mara, who is capable of adorning herself with a deer-in-headlights expression that perfectly conveys how shocking everything is at such an age. It is arguably Carol’s sense of presentation that first draws her in, as she has got “mysterious and alluring” down to an art.

Personally, I felt more kinship towards Therese, which may have to do with my generally low interest in the upper class and movies about them. Therefore I saw the film from the perspective of Therese, and to me it was about a young woman drawn in by an older one who truly feels for her and means well, but fails to account for the illogical nature of being young and the damage likely to be done. Although she delivers Therese a message attempting to explain these things, it comes across as an attempt to counter Therese’s feelings, not accommodate them. While Chandler’s Harge will be the villain of the piece to most, it would be difficult in real life to tolerate Carol’s aloofness. It was unsurprising to me to learn Highsmith based Therese, not Carol, on herself, because it would take an amazing level of introspection to have done it the other way ‘round.

None of this is a criticism of the character, as she is clearly meant to be portrayed this way, and is the kind of cold, distant person Blanchett is an expert at injecting tiny, near imperceptible bits of humanity into. They are there when Carol lets her guard down and gets angry at a bit of skullduggery, or when she thinks she will lose her daughter; the rest of the time Blanchett keeps those pieces in the box. Carol acts mostly in her own self interest, which is something we often forgive in love stories, until late in the film when she takes a brave stance on something…a stance whose motivations are equally murky. Does she do it because it is the right thing to do, or because it is what she personally wants to do? It’s a masterful performance, especially considering it would have been easier, and a quicker path to the audience, had Carol been a more outwardly warm person.

The film wisely never uses the words “gay”, “lesbian” or anything of the kind, because it is a story about people, not issues. Director Todd Haynes, who helmed the wonderfully surreal Bob Dylan film “I’m Not There”, also avoids creating too strong a period piece, and his focus on the two women pays off by letting us think about the implications of their actions.

Those questions, and whether Therese is more forthright or simply more naive, will be up to the individual. Carol herself, for me, is interesting as the object of Therese’s desire, as much a representative of those things missing from her life as a real person.

Verdict: Highly Recommended

Note: I don’t use stars but here are my possible verdicts. I suppose you could consider each one as adding a star.

Must-See
Highly Recommended
Recommended
Average
Not Recommended
Avoid like the Plague

Ryan M. Eft tries to act aloof and mysterious but it just comes off as gassy. You can find him on Facebook and Twitter under his own name, because he couldn’t be bothered to think up a handle.

Answer 11, Ask 11, Tag 11

I was tagged by @poeedamerons ! Thanks, babe!!!

Rules: Answer the 11 questions you were asked, ask 11 more questions, and tag 11 people to answer those questions.

1. What’s your favorite movie? This is so hard!!! CATWS??? Probably?!
2. What’s your biggest feat? This semester tbh and how I’m still alive while attending high school, college, working 16 hours a week, and holding a principle role in a musical
3. Left handed or right handed? Right!
4. If you could marry anyone, who would you marry? Chris Evans! My love forever and always lol
5. When was the last time you got lucky? Is this in the dirty sense of the word? Cause if so, like a month? Maybe???
6. Favorite song? Oh god, as of right now it’s probably Pillowtalk or Stressed Out
7. Favorite feeling? Stress free? That’s a feeling right?
8. What do you miss most about your childhood? Stress free
9.  If you could travel through time, which era would you go back to? The 80s. I’m looking at you young Harrison Ford ;)
10. The beach or the mountains? The beach
11. Do you have a talent you’re particularly proud of? Singing

My Questions
1. Who was your first otp?
2. Do you enjoy going to the theatre and if so, what’s your favorite play and/or musical?
3. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
4. Favorite thing to do in your free time?
5. Dream job?
6. What’s your favorite phrase/quote?
7. If money was no object, what would you buy?
8. Marvel or DC?
9. What are your top three favorite TV shows?
10. Favorite book?
11. what is your favorite thing about you?

Tagging: @5sos-thighs @fallinginlovewithanyoneicanthave @julesthenerdfighter @ewalltazz @kylo-rens-princess @vadevilsons @dvnascvlly @@spcncereid @letusc @esmesaysstfu @foxstress Only if you want to!!!