Bastardized tidbits tickle
Men men men men
My vagina is wrapped in golden foil!
Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!
Relationships? Sad sad sad.
Love yourself before I can love you.
Why are men so cruel?
Why can’t they just PLOW ME.
When I have sex I go limp like a rag doll.
That is the most smartest way.
When I suck dick I pretend it’s a push pop.
Did you see this article?
Ten ways to tell if your man is gay!
Ten ways to tell if he hates your mother.
Ten ways to get fucked by a loaf of white bread with legs.
Ughhhhhhhh why can’t anyone love meeeeeee?
I just need someone to love meeeeeee.