if youre friends with me on here and facebook

people joke about multigenerational names as a fanfic thing, but like

mother: MARY ELIZABEEEEETH

me: I’m right here?

mother: You shoud check Facebook, you’ve got a zillion birthday wishes. Even your aunt Mary!

me: Dad’s aunt? Uhh, she’s dead

mother: Oh, one of your cousins, I guess.

me: Hmm, was it Brigid? She uses her middle name like me, but she’s actually Mary Brigid.

mother: I don’t think so

me: Could be the other Mary Elizabeth, but I don’t think we’re FB friends. Katie, that’s Mary Katherine, but I don’t think her either … Oh, was it a Maguire?

mother: Actually, I think it was

me: That’s Rosemary, Mama.

in light of bey making the rock fans angry again, i’d like to list a few black rock/punk/alt bands + artists as well as bands with black members. add more if you want and send it to your angry white facebook friends to let them know we were always here and always will be!!!

movies that should exist: a pride & prejudice modern adaptation
starring mindy kaling as elizabeth bennet & jessica chastain as darcy fitzwilliam

“ugh. you LOVE me?”
“don’t make that face. it’s not like i want to. you’re loud and you talk too much about television for an adult and every single member of your family has friended me on facebook despite the fact that i’ve never spoken to most of them, and most of them have very poor punctuation. in fact, this whole situation is very embarrassing. like herpes. but like herpes, i don’t think it’s curable without taking action. so here i am. telling you. i love you.”
“can you even hear yourself right now?”
“so … what are your thoughts?”
“what are my thoughts? about your i-love-you-like-herpes speech?? which, p.s., herpes is incurable. that shit’s always gonna flare up again.”
“exactly. the metaphor is appropriate.”

Imagine a UNIT era modern day AU where the Doctor discovers Facebook:

  • He immediately sends friend requests to everyone at UNIT. The Brigadier doesn’t really understand social media (he only uses it to keep up with family stuff) but he’s very good at clicking the delete button. The Doctor is undeterred and continues to send him friend requests.
  • One day the Brigadier has to tell him exasperatedly, “Doctor, you can’t publicly list your education as ‘Time Lord Academy’.”
  • On another occasion he has to tell him to take down the picture he posted of the First Doctor that was captioned, “And here’s me in my younger days.” “I suppose this means you’ll want me remove that photograph taken during the Omega incident that said, ‘Hanging out with myself’,” the Doctor sighs.
  • The Doctor tries to sound cool on the internet but doesn’t because he keeps using memes that haven’t been invented yet. No one has any idea what he’s talking about and internet-savvy Jo is perpetually embarrassed.
  • The Master (under a paper-thin alias) stalks the Doctor’s page and likes all his posts in the hope that the Doctor will send him a friend request and he can have the satisfaction of declining it. The Doctor ignores him, but he does get a friend request from Sergeant Benton. Somehow the thought of declining that isn’t quite as satisfying.
  • “No, Doctor,” the Brigadier groans one morning when he sees his Facebook feed, “you cannot post… selfies… with a Dalek.” “Well if you don’t like mine, “ the Doctor replies, “just wait until you see Jo’s.”

Hey friends! Here’s another one of your guys requests! Here’s a current work in Progress of Snorlax! 😊✨
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hello everyone!! so its ,, been a year since i made this blog holy shiiiit like wtf 2016 was a really wild ride for me, it helped my alot grow as the person i am now and well– lets just say this will be long af probably-

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 You know what I love about being a female fighter? Other female fighters.

Seriously you are all amazing and I love that you exist. Female fighters get it. They get that finding gear is annoying and they get that there are always guys around who like to try to explain our own body mechanics to us. And when you just start out and you meet other new female fighters it’s like YES HELLO I TOO AM FIGHTING IN THIS NOVICE TOURNEY LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS??? THAT WAS A GREAT FIGHT THANK YOU HERE LET ME ADD YOU ON FACEBOOK. And then there’s older female fighters who give you female-fighter-specific advice and are like “come on over! I have an old cuirass that’s yours if you want it! Which reminds me, there was this one battle at Lilies in 1995, let me tell you…”

What I just had to post on my facebook:

OK, so, today was going to be a calm day for me here compared to yesterday (where I think I posted the most I ever had on facebook in one day) but seeing what other people are posting now: no.

A few things from your BISEXUAL WOMAN SUPER NOT CHRISTIAN FEMINIST FRIEND:
-No we can not all just “get along” now. No we can not just “move on” and “be friends”. America has elected a bigot. Mike Pence supports painful conversion therapy for gay folks. Are you fucking kidding me?
-If you think people are over reacting or are “whining” then count your lucky stars that you are not afraid. The people who are afraid, are PoC, are LGBTA, are women, who all fear for their rights. Their safety. And if they are none of the above, then they are afraid for their friends, their neighbors, their peers. They are afraid because despite it not effecting them on a personal level, they are not as selfish to think that things will just be ok. If you are white, take a moment to think about those who are not. If you are straight take a moment to think about those who are not. If you are a cis man, take a moment to think about those who are not. Think about WHY they are afraid. Think about WHY they are protesting and crying. They have reasons, even if YOU don’t.
- We KNOW that the President doesn’t control everything at the flick of a switch. We KNOW that just because he says he’s going to do certain things it does not mean that they will pass because we have a system and that system takes a while. That is not the point. The point is that at the end of the day America elected two racist,sexist,homophobic, men.
- To all those who have remained silent, or are posting music videos or shit about fucking Christmas: I don’t know if I trust you. Your silence, your non-caring attitude, your determination to talk about anything else is damning. It takes barely a minute to show that you support your friends in this. I know it’s a hard subject, I know some don’t want to think about it, but it’s important.

I was trying to stay organized here and make sense and I don’t think I’ve really achieved that because I am upset but whatever. I hope you read it and if you have said any of the above things, I hope you have a better understanding. I’m not trying to fight people on this. I’m just trying to fight for people.


People are awful and are talking shit about things they don’t even understand. If I see one more post about how “what’s done is done, we all just have to get along now” I swear.

Originally posted by teendotcom

There is a friend of mine on here, she is 32 and it genuinely disturbs me the way people treat her age.

The level of ageist misogyny is unreal, people trying to dig at her and imply her life must be awful because she is 32 and… Uses social media?

Like, what kind of weird-ass Logan’s Run shit is this? You turn 30 and you’re supposed to, what? Close down all your social media accounts, except Facebook where you are only allowed to post wine mum jokes and minion memes?

The age of a woman is often used against her like a weapon and it seems very evident that women over a certain age (apparently it’s around 30) are supposed to disappear, or stop having opinions.

The fact she is a woman of that age with strong opinions and a strong social media presence is somehow used to imply she is lesser, unworthy, unsatisfied, sad, lonely, desperate.

It’s fucking mind blowing. Meanwhile these tools will listen to 43 year old men on the internet complain about undersized anime tits or whatever else THEY deem to be important.

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Hi friends! So recently, I created a Facebook page for my artworks. I hope you like/follow because this is where I’ll be posting new & old works and updates about my stuff. I decided to shove all the negativity aside and focus on my art instead so here I am~

I’m also out having my artworks printed right now so I can finally start selling them. I’ll keep you posted here on Tumblr & Facebook regarding the prints. Thank you so much. I don’t always get the chance to say it but your support is what keeps me going. I love you guys 💕

I am open to questions and collaborations so please feel free to message me here on Tumblr or email me at hellokayesunday@gmail.com :)

anonymous asked:

Any tips for coming out and using your name and pronouns at school?

This is probably going to be different for you, but here’s how I did it. 

I didn’t change my pronouns, only my name. I started going by Ray which is the first syllable of my birth name. It helped that I was friends with my teachers on Facebook, so when I changed my name on Facebook, they started to refer to me as Ray without me asking them to. Even this teacher who hadn’t taught me for 5 years corrected herself. Hope this helps!

- Ray

So I was at a sports bar last night with my friend and our dads...
  • Friend's dad: Hey, [friend], why don't you tell Sammi about your friend?
  • Friend: *confused*
  • Friend's dad: (to me with a cheeky grin) So she has this friend...who's a bit awkward.
  • Friend: *catching on* Dad, no.
  • Friend's dad: So [friend] what gender is your friend again? A man trapped in a woman's body?
  • Friend: He's a boy.
  • Friend's dad: [glancing at me, waiting for me to laugh and join in] But he likes boys?
  • Me: [Friend's dad], let me stop you right here. You know exactly where I stand on transgender. You saw my facebook status a few weeks ago about Caitlyn Jenner and we had the exact same discussion then. Do not expect me to be okay with you making jokes about this. If people aren't comfortable in their body, they should be able to identify however they want. The gender they identify also has no impact on who they fancy. A transgender male can be gay and has every right to be. Don't even try and start this with me.
  • Friend: [smiles at me]

So this guy I haven’t spoken to in 2 YEARS, named Adam, decided to hop on my Facebook post I shared (it was a cool art history meme that said the name Adam) and literally flip out on me. He started calling me homophobic slurs and saying all these horrid things. Like I’ve hated since I knew you. All of your friends hate you, etc etc. I’m over here like, boo boo, you’ve been feelin bothered about my gayness for this long? 2 years and I only had 1 convo with you? I mean, hell, I’m flattered. This just means I’ve had this much power of you and your thoughts for 2 years of your pasty ass life. But either way, you’re dismissed

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this piece of trash has tens of thousands of shares on this photo and it makes me want to lose it. how disgusting. this is that shit. 

“if you honestly don’t like it here in america, then leave.” um.

“i have black friends/ old co-workers who also strongly disagree with baltimore/ferguson.” um.

“i love this country for the principles and foundation that it was built on.” because you can afford to. because the principles and foundations it was built on did not marginalize your people.

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When you feel like giving up, just remember the reason why you held on for so long. Place your hand over your heart, can you feel it? That is called purpose. You’re alive for a reason so don’t ever give up. ❤

It’s sad when your parent’s own friends stalk you to tattle on your conservative deeds. My mom knows and agrees with me. Get outta here. She can parent me however she wants. You’re older than her and we’ve known you for 3 years and you’re directly insulting me on facebook? Holy shit. Fuck off.

Here’s an odd one. 

I left work today with the full intention of mowing my yard when I got home.  For the record, while my yard doesn’t have a lot of detailed landscaping, I actually do like mowing. It provides me with exercise, for one, when I’ve got a sedentary day job.

Anyway, when I got home, my yard was already mowed.

This disturbs me greatly.  I don’t know who did it, and I didn’t ask anyone to do it.  Someone just decided to enter my private property when I wasn’t around and do with it whatever s/he wanted.

This is wrong.

I have friends on Facebook who don’t understand why this bothers me.

This is my house, my yard.  You don’t just get to be here without permission.  Whoever you are, you’re a presumptuous jerk.  Yeah, maybe you thought you were doing something nice, but I didn’t ASK you for your help.  I didn’t want your help.



And yes, I am old enough to start saying “Get off my lawn!”

anonymous asked:

ommggg i thinnk your an amazzingg personnn and i love your blog and you as a person. I feel like you would be the coolest person to hangout with???? i wannna be your friennddd but im soo nervous to talk to you off anon ilyyyyyy <3333

eeeeep! gosh, thank you so so much! you can always talk to me off anon, i don’t bite too hard! although admittedly, i haven’t been using tumblr as often as i’d like to recently, & i sort of suck at responding most days because i get distracted with other shit & then forget! ahhh! BUT if you wanna add me on facebook just message me here first so i know who to accept there, darlin’! forewarning being friends with me means you gotta put up with never ending music references to obscure welsh bands that no one in america likes so just like, prepare yrself ok

You’ll have to all forgive me while I rant for a second here.
I belong to several Facebook groups for local “rummage sales” and for sale items.  Someone recently posted a question regarding where she could acquire new Scentsy bulbs for her warmers. Now, if you’re not familiar with Scentsy, it’s a global scheme created solely for the purpose of making it so your friends delete you from Facebook for being annoying.  Now, most people pointed the girl in the direction of people who sell Scentsy products. Those of you familiar with this racketeering scheme know that a single bulb is like $5. Five dollars for a freaking 25w bulb. That’s highway robbery and I will not stand for it.
I own two warmers that were given to me as gifts and found that the local light bulb aisle at my grocery store actually carried identical bulbs in the correct size and wattage for about $2.50 for a three pack. I’ve been using them for months with no issue.  I, of course, posted this information thinking I was being helpful. Little did I know, Scentsy salespeople are terrifying mobster kingpins (mspa ftw!) with a monopoly on the lightbulbin’ business.  I was immediately told this exact quote:
“Don’t use the cheaper bulbs! I had one start on fire a few years ago. Learned my lesson! They are 3 for $5 thru scentsy. Rather spend the extra buck or 2 and save my house.”
Okay first of all, if a light bulb starts on FIRE, that seems like a wiring issue or an “I’m an idiot look at me go” kind of error.  And I told the lady so, even trying to inject a little humor. Seconds later, I was messaged by three (THREE!!) women, all of whom wanted me to shut my mouth.  One even said:
“U r trying to take business away from scentsy sellers! U should be ashamed”
While the original housefire lady said:
“Umm I know I bought the right sized bulb and my wiring was fine- it just started on fire!”
I politely ignored three of the horsemen of the apocalypse and went about my daily duties. But that’s when the fourth horseman showed up. Now, I’m a pretty reasonable person- in fact, I would consider myself downright accepting.  But the person that messaged me last was downright terrifying.
“My friend’s warmer really did start on fire after using the bulbs she bought from Wal-Mart. You think it’s funny that her house almost burned down? How about somebody comes and burns your house down!”

And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider’s name was Death

In short, the cult of Scentsy is terrifying. 

I want this to happen in the Season Finale of HTGAWM :
  • Oliver: Wow, I have a mighty headache.
  • Connor: Yes, you drank a lot.
  • Oliver: I didn't do anything stupid, did I?
  • Connor: No, not at all. *laughs*
  • Oliver: What?! So I did?! Your friends are probably making fun of me right now.
  • Connor: No, you didn't make a fool of yourself at the bar. I took you home safe and sound. But you did do some pretty funny things here.
  • Oliver: What did I do, Connor? Tell me.
  • Connor: These are your words, okay? You said: "Bring me that hot ass. Give it to me." *laughs*
  • Oliver: Oh my god. Did I really? I'm so embarrassed. *puts face in his hands*
  • Connor: You also said those three little words...
  • Oliver: *looks up* Did I really? Okay, I know that we said we'll take it slow, and I was totally out of it with the alcohol. So you don't have to take what I said seriously because I understand --
  • Connor: *now he has Oliver's face in his hands* I love you, too. I really do.
  • Oliver: You don't have to say it back if you don't mean it.
  • Connor: I don't say things I don't mean.
  • Oliver: How many guys have you used that line on?
  • Connor: Surprisingly, only one.
  • Connor leans in to kiss Oliver, their lips fitting like a final piece of a puzzle falling into place. A masterpiece in their own right.
  • Oliver: So are you officially my boyfriend now?
  • Connor: I'll even change my relationship status on Facebook to prove it.