if youre a bird i'm a bird

random child: I need a place to live because my family’s dead
batman: [being physically restrained by the batkids while oracle calls her dad]

BTS as things my mom's said
  • Seokjin: "Are you full? Do you want some more? I made more! Did you take your medicine?? You can take another one every four hours, it's been four hours."
  • Yoongi: "If you went to bed at a half decent time your whole life would be much easier."
  • Hoseok: "I like this AGUST D fellow. OK OK OK. *to the tune of 724148*"
  • Namjoon: *trips up the stairs* "God dammit! Every damn day! *whispers* Why does this always happen to me?"
  • Jimin: "Do you hear the birds? They want your cereal and I'm half tempted you throw the bowl out the window. The birds are hungry and I didn't buy seed."
  • Taehyung: "Nothing says happy retirement more than shit bags! We all know he's just going to be cleaning up his dogs shit for the rest of his life; it's practical."
  • Jungkook: "You see, I love this show because I know all the answers." *is watching family feud*

oh god oh god oh god i’m not ready for the last episode tomorrow :’(((


Hey guys! This has nothing to do with PJO but a week ago, when I came back from running, I found this dying baby on the street without too much hopes, so I started to take care of it, take it to the vet and feed it.

Now, luckily, it’s better, and if everything goes well, on Monday it could go fly and be free.

So, can I ask you a favor? Can you wish for it recovery? It health is the only thing that occupies my mind now.

Every single time I see a vine by Thomas Sanders I think to myself:

Him. That one. He needs to be a Disney prince. It’s his destiny. He has been chosen. Someone call the mouse and tell him the search is over.

jinchi-nina  asked:

Do you heard about caged bird au from Eunoriablithe? If it's yes, l would ask... maybe you will join the stir party and draw something about it. Sans in red dress or kinda ship between them

(sans in dresses is my jam)

(the dress isn’t exactly red though, sorry..)

caged bird au belongs to @eunoriablithe

“you want a songbird? i’ll give you your goddamn songbird.”

(but papyrus is an insomniac so this won’t happen.)

crokadiletears  asked:

I recently added a baby torchic to my home. He's very feisty and playful, which isn't a bad thing, but his playmate of choice is my whimiscott. She's much older and naturally gentle so she lets him pick off her cotton, gnaw on her skin, etc. (to his credit, he's never used fire on her). I'm growing concerned that she won't stand up for herself. Is there a way to get them to play nicely with each other?

This is actually a pretty common behavior with bird-like Pokémon. Birds will preen each other to bond and show affection, but they can occasionally be over-enthusiastic. As long as your Whimiscott isn’t showing pain or loss of condition, she is probably okay. If she starts displaying sore or “bald” spots, you may need to separate the two.

A side note: some Torchic start over-preening if they are bored or anxious. Does he have other Pokémon to play? Do they get along? If not, he might need additional socialization. Similarly, does he have enough enrichment/exercise throughout the day? Your little guy might just need more to do.


regardless of whether or not she is able to regenerate, it’s gotta be a little traumatic to see your bird mom get stabbed through the chest. He canonically had flashbacks about it. I know this is way back in the beginning of season one but I can’t stop thinking about it I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT BIRD MOM

(Psst also Square Mom and Purple Mom)

  • Scanlan: Welcome to the six o'clock News, I'm your anchor, Thor Buttockth's.
  • Scanlan: Our top story, today...60's musical group, The Birds, today announced a 24 city reunion tour, with their new band member, George W. Bush.
  • Scanlan: To save on money, Bush will play both guitar, and drums.
  • Scanlan: According to a spokesman...'a Bush in the band, is worth two in the Birds'.

The Bird and the Worm ch. 3


He found a snuggly spot.

(Please be very, very careful about snuggling with your beebs in bed!  I’ve seen way too many stories from heartbroken people who dozed off and accidentally smothered their birds.   I know how hard it is to resist the temptation to keep snuggling with your bird, but please, if you’re tired or feel like you might fall asleep, for the bird’s safety and your own peace of mind, put your bird away IMMEDIATELY.)

supermodelindisguise  asked:

Re the woodpecker. What should he have done given the circumstances? I'm not sure about these birds. But where I live (Australia), its not uncommon -though rare, for a kookaburra to sit in a garden for a bit if the winds too much for them before flying off. Granted its not a moving car and these birds are partially domesticated. Most will let you pat them and happily eat meat or fish out of your hands.

Since it appears the bird was injured/stunned, he should have stopped the car and waited to see if the bird flew away. If it didn’t, after a few minutes he could probably have tried to find a safe way to get the bird off the car and set down somewhere safe. 

The issue isn’t that the woodpecker is sitting still, it’s that it’s super abnormal for it to land onto a car, much less try to land on a moving one, and it’s behavior indicated that something was wrong. 

Reblog if you are in one (or more) of the fandoms mentioned.

If you are in one of this fandoms reblog and say your fandom so I can upload a drawing of it (the fandom who is most mentioned I will draw it)

1.The Interwebs series
2.Welcome to hell
3.Bird and Fish
4.Steven Universe
5.Star vs the forces of evil
6.Gravity Falls
7.Sonic the hedgehog
8.Miraculous Ladybug
9.We bare bears
10.Don’t Hug me I’m scared
12.Inside Out

  • GLYNDA: Are you sure it's a good idea to have teammates sleeping together in the same rooms? Especially mixed gender teammates?
  • OZPIN: You queer erasing harlot. I can't believe you.
  • GLYNDA: Oh my God, Ozpin. You know that's not what I mea-
  • OZPIN: Yes, Glynda. I know what you meant. Remember STRQ? Remember that fucking disaster? Remember the Bird Nest?
  • GLYNDA: I try to forget the Bird Nest, sir.
  • OZPIN: Exactly. Nothing can be done. We can't stop these kids from fucking.
  • GLYNDA: Professor, I'm not questioning your judgement-
  • OZPIN: Then you wouldn't still be talking.
  • *Arin and Dan both singing*
  • Arin : I wanna touch your hair!
  • Dan: That's very thoughtful!
  • Arin: Thank you for sayin so!
  • Dan: Think you'll find it soft and manageable!
  • Arin: No, it's greasy!
  • Dan: *stops singing* No it's not-it's not greasy!
  • Arin: *still singing* It's greasy and gross!
  • Dan: *still not singing* Don't spread hair rumors about me!