if you've never listened to them

The signs as ghibli quotes
  • Aries: "The rough stone is inside you. You have to find it and then polish it" (Whisper of the Heart)
  • Taurus: "But even a couple of losers can survive most things if they’re together" (My Neighbours The Yamadas)
  • Gemini: "Inspiration unlocks the future" (The Wind Rises)
  • Cancer: "Once you've met someone, you never really forget them" (Spirited Away)
  • Leo: "A heart's a heavy burden" (Howl's Moving Castle)
  • Virgo: "No matter how many weapons you have, no matter how great your technology might be, the world cannot live without love" (Castle in the Sky)
  • Libra: "We each need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes it's not easy" (Kiki's Delivery Service)
  • Scorpio: "Deny death and you deny life" (Tales From Earthsea)
  • Sagittarius: "Everybody try laughing. Then whatever scares you will go away" (My Neighbour Totoro)
  • Capricorn: "The earth speaks to all of us, and if we listen, we can understand" (Castle in the Sky)
  • Aquarius: "You cannot alter your fate. However, you can rise to meet it" (Princess Mononoke)
  • Pisces: "Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living" (Princess Mononoke)
Long Ass List of Daredevil Sentence Starters
  • "Scream all you want. Come on, let me hear you scream. Scream loud. Nobody gives a shit down here."
  • "I gotta go bribe a cop."
  • "But seriously, yeah, I gotta go bribe a cop."
  • "Please stop giving my mom cigars."
  • "Look, I'm not asking you to do anything immoral."
  • "You've never done this before?"
  • "Maybe we can help each other."
  • "All I did was ask him for a drink."
  • "Define yourself by what you have, value the differences, make no apologies for what you lack."
  • "I thought I detected a whiff of virtue in there."
  • "But I'm awkward and unfashionable. Those things don't seem to apply to you."
  • "I just don't feel like going home okay?"
  • "So let's hop a few bars, not think about it."
  • "Your outfit kind of sucks, by the way."
  • "You haven't told me anything about you."
  • "Okay, good because I was starting to worry you might be in love with me."
  • "I drank the eel. Not a euphemism."
  • "And we are now filled with mighty eel strength!"
  • "After what you told me, I'm never going home again."
  • "I know you're scared, but I'm here to help you. Okay? - You don't have to be scared anymore."
  • "I make a heck of a latte, if you're interested."
  • "Facts have no moral judgment. They merely state what is. Not what we think of them, not what we feel."
  • "I know how hard this must be for you."
  • "You have no idea how any of this is for me."
  • "They have to pay for what they've done."
  • "They won't listen."
  • "We'll make them listen."
  • "You do not want to test me."
  • "You think this is still about you?"
  • "You should have just killed me. You coward."
  • "This is an offer, not an order."
  • "I did some digging into your, uh past activities."
  • "A man/woman that can be bought isn't worth having."
  • "I said you should move on. Didn't say anything about me."
  • "Even though our perception of it changes, one thing remains constant. The past can never be completely erased. It lingers."
  • "I've been lied to before by men/women. Some were even decent ones but they still felt the need to be dishonest about things that mattered."
  • "Hey, that's not a reason, it's an excuse."
  • "He's/She's like a sexual Rain Man."
  • "I want you to touch my face."
  • "Just tell me what you feel."
  • "You need anything else, you know where to find me."
  • "You want the short answer or the long one?"
  • "We need to contain this."
  • "Lying to that woman is impossible."
  • "Choose a side."
  • "I'm the closest he/she has to family. He'd/She'd do the same for me."
  • "That wasn't very smart, but it was fun watching you bleed."
  • "Life is not a fairy tale. Not everyone deserves a happy ending."
  • "Animals don't stop fighting. Not until one of them is dead."
  • "Admittedly, I'm a work in progress."
  • "Let's get this started."
  • "You know what they call stuff like that? Gifts. The special kind. The kind that very few people have. Or deserve."
  • "Smart don't come out of books, kid. Smart is making the right decision at the right time."
  • "Big world. Not all of it flowers and sunshine, and the only way guys like you and me can survive is to grab it by the throat and never let go."
  • "Are you gonna lie there all night or get up off your ass?"
  • "What a shithole."
  • "This is my life and I made something of it, without you."
  • "Relationships are a luxury men like you and me can't afford."
  • "Is that why you left? Huh? To protect me?"
  • "You got heart kid, but heart's not enough."
  • "Anger is a spark, good. Rage is a wildfire, out of control, therefore useless. Just like you."
  • "We all pay for our choices."
  • "I've learned a lot since you've been gone."
  • "You're a dick."
  • "Say that you want my help."
  • "I want you to help yourself."
  • "I don't need a friend. I need a soldier."
  • "In war, people die. If it's not you, it's the guy next to you."
  • "I swear I will not kill anybody. Pussy."
  • "Never is a man more good looking than when he is in love."
  • "You do your job, I'll do mine."
  • "On occasion some dickery may leak out, but doesn't mean I'm wrong."
  • "So, how long before I do something that pisses you off?"
  • "You can't listen to people like that. You have to just block them out."
  • "Yeah, you're just a guy, right? A really, really good-looking guy."
  • "If you weren't half dead, I would kick your ass."
  • "We're gonna be the best damn avocados this city has ever seen."
  • "Misspelling 'Hanukkah' is a mistake. Attempted murder is a little something else."
  • "Well, we seldom get everything we want. Not in this world."
  • "You were really something back in the day. When you had a soul."
  • "I'm not afraid to die."
  • "We'll be together, that's all that matters."
  • "You really think that this will change anything?"
You’ve Probably Never Heard Of Them: A Playlist For the Wannabe Hipster in You

Scare Me - New Beat Fund

Bako Dozo - New Beat Fund

Kill a Hipster - Watsky

Lemon Eyes - Meg Meyers

Stoned - Naked Giants

Wonder Show - The Weather Machine

As Long as We Get Along - The Weather Machine

Flower Girl - Sloucher

Tongues - Joywave

Fire - Barns Courtney

Motorcycle - The Front Bottoms

Bashful Creatures - Hippo Campus

Hayloft - Mother Mother

Rollin’ Around - Nat & Alex Wolf

#Grownupz - FEiN

Listen to on Spotify here:

https://open.spotify.com/user/svaldens/playlist/1C4jBcCjuPNsNTO1Ngdzif

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Rey Kenobi, modern AU. 
Obi-Wan Kenobi and Siri Tachi have a daughter they name Rey. She has her mother’s fiery spirit (most often displayed towards playground bullies) and her father’s knack for negotiation (used for the most important negotiations of life: extra dessert helpings). Unfortunately for them, Rey possesses the stubbornness, quick wit, and dry humor of both her parents. 

Kanye West VS Taylor Swift on "Famous" Lyrics
  • Kanye West on the phone with Taylor Swift: "You still got the Nashville number?"
  • Taylor Swift: "I still have the Nashville umm area code, but I had to change it."
  • Kanye West reads the "Famous" lyric: "To all my southside n----s that know me best, I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex."
  • Taylor Swift: "I'm like this close to overexposure."
  • Kanye West: "Oh, well this I think this a really cool thing to have."
  • Taylor Swift: "I know, I mean it's like a compliment, kind of."
  • Kanye West: "All I give a f--k about is you as a person and as a friend, I want things that make you feel good. "
  • Taylor Swift: "That's sweet."
  • Kanye West: "I don't want to do rap that makes people feel bad."
  • Taylor Swift: "Umm, yeah I mean go with whatever line you think is better. It's obviously very tongue in cheek either way. And I really appreciate you telling me about it, that's really nice."
  • Kanye West: "Oh yeah, I just had a responsibility to you as a friend you know, and I mean thanks for being so cool about it."
  • Taylor Swift: "Aw thanks. Um yeah I really appreciate it, like the heads up is so nice. [inaudible] Even asking or seeing if I would be okay with it and I just really appreciate it. Like I would never expect you to like tell me about a line in one of your songs."
  • Kanye West: "It's pretty crazy."
  • Taylor Swift: "And then the flowers that you sent me, I like Instagrammed a picture of them and it's like the most Instagram likes I've ever gotten. It was like 2.7" [video cuts off]
  • Kanye West: "Relationships are more important than punch lines, ya know?"
  • Taylor Swift: "I don't think anyone would listen to that and be like that's a real diss she must be crying. You've gotta tell the story the way that it happened to you and the way that you experienced it. You honestly didn't know who I was before that. It doesn't matter that I sold 7 million of that album before you did that which is what happened, you didn't know who I was before that. It's fine."
  • Taylor Swift: "I might be in debt, but I can make these things happen. I have the ideas to do it and I create these things and concepts. I'm always going to respect you. I'm really glad that you have the respect to call me and tell me that as a friend about the song. It's a really cool thing to do and a really good show of friendship so thank you."
  • Kanye West: "Thank you, too."
  • Taylor Swift: "And you know, if people ask me about it I think it would be great for me to be like, ‘Look, he called me and told me the line before it came out. Jokes on you guys, We're fine.' You guys want to call this a feud; you want to call this throwing shade but right after the song comes out I'm going to be on a Grammys red carpet and they're going to ask me about it and I'll be like, ‘He called me.' It's awesome that you're so outspoken about this and be like, ‘Yeah, she does. It made her famous.' Its more provocative to say ‘might still have sex…' It's doesn't matter to me. There's not like one [line] that hurts my feelings and one that doesn't."

maia-roberts  asked:

You know I've always had this hc that neither one of them have ever had a real romantic relationship. Shaw cause she doesn't do long term and Root just because she's hated people for so long that she gave no one a chance so I like to think that they're each others' first in a way (not sex wise obviously lol). They both have such intense feelings for each other and don't know how to handle it ie their reunion scene. That's another thing that makes them so interesting to me. Their baby steps. ;-;

I completely agree. By the Machine’s definition, love is “being seen” - a definition that Root and Shaw’s relationship encapsulates beautifully. Root has hidden behind thousands of masks since she was 12, but in that hand-holding moment, she gives herself entirely to Shaw as she admits that she finally belongs. Meanwhile, Root is one of the very few people in Shaw’s life who loves her absolutely and unconditionally exactly as she is, and has never asked of anything more of Shaw than she could give. Root doesn’t try to “turn up the volume” on Shaw; rather, she listens to and understands Shaw’s unique frequency and helps Shaw tune into her own muted emotions as well. I always point to the Morse code scene in QSO as a literal example of that.   

How to make the signs trust you...
  • (anon suggestion)
  • Aries: admire them. give them many compliments, listen to them and NEVER say anything bad about them EVER to anyone else. They will get angry and think you're a backstabbing bitch forever. They won't forgive you.
  • Taurus: do things for and with them! Listen to their complaints and help them deal with it. Making them dinner or just sit with them on a cosy bed watching netflix and they will adore you. It doesn't take much to get a Taurus to trust you to be honest.
  • Gemini: Pretty simple... Don't be two-faced and they will love you. They'd want you to be straight with them, so if anyone bitches to you about them make sure you tell the Gemini. Honesty is the best policy for them.
  • Cancer: Be o.p.e.n and passionate! When they run to you crying or upset about any tiiiny thing, just listen to them and DON'T joke about how 'babyish' they're being. Just be there for them. It's not that hard!
  • Leo: They're not as independent as they look. They will crave your attention and if they feel you are giving other people more attention they will get insanely jealous and think something's going on. Express your feelings to them and they'll know you trust them, so they'll trust you back.
  • Virgo: it's hard to tell if a Virgo trusts you or not. They're a closed book, but they sure like someone who's open and honest. They will test you to see how trustworthy you are, so just make sure you always say what YOU think is true. Be yourself, don't be fake.
  • Libra: These guys are kind of like Leo's. They crave attention and if you don't give it to them they'll get maaaad and jealous and crazy. Hide one little thing from them and they won't be happy. Just be careful with what you do/say and give them all the compliments in the world and they will love and trust you forever.
  • Scorpio: so this zodiac sign is the hardest one to get to trust you (not just sun sign but also moon and venus and mercury!) be upfront and honest with them. Don't try to protect them by keeping things from them because these guys a tougher than you think.
  • Sagittarius: Be yourself! Sag's get angry and frustrated quite easily like Aries (bc of fire element obviously).. so if they find out you're being someone you're not or if you're not telling them something important then they'll automatically think you've got something to hide and will never trust you again.
  • Capricorn: cap's are cautious. They do not want to be messed around! The way to gain their trust is by listening to what they want and doing whatever they ask (which is mainly to give them space because they're too busy).. but once they're committed and serious about the relationship they will trust you so much. Just make sure you don't step out of line and do anything (even the smallest thing) wrong.
  • Aquarius: give them space. Aqua's are so independent (esp for an air sign). If you act too clingy with them they'll feel like you're being weird and that you're possibly guilty for doing something. The more space you give an Aqua, the more they'll respect you and appreciate your presence more.
  • Pisces: I'm sure you know this, but these guys are like Cancer's. They need you to be constantly honest and passionate and caring. Listen to them and admire their perfectness. The more you listen, the more they will trust you.
Aries- Bastille
  • Aries Sun & Aries Moon: The Weight Of Living / "Shoot it down when you just can't shake the heavy weight of living"
  • Aries Sun & Taurus Moon: Bad Blood / "All this bad blood here, won't you let it dry? It's been cold for years"
  • Aries Sun & Gemini Moon: Icarus / "Look out to the future but it tells you nothing, so take another breath"
  • Aries Sun & Cancer Moon: Pompeii / "But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?"
  • Aries Sun & Leo Moon: Hanging / "But still through the leaves the wind keeps blowing, so don't leave me hanging"
  • Aries Sun & Virgo Sun: Laura Palmer / "Would you shoot it at the sky? why? To see where it would fall?"
  • Aries Sun & Libra Moon: Flaws / "There's a hole in my soul, can you fill it? You've always worn your flaws upon your sleeve"
  • Aries Sun & Scorpio Moon: Things We Lost In The Fire / "Things we lost to the flame, things we'll never see again, all that we've amassed sits before us, shattered into ash"
  • Aries Sun & Sagittarius Moon: Of The Night / "Lift your hands and voices, free your mind and join us"
  • Aries Sun & Capricorn Moon: Poet / "I can't say the words out loud, so in a rhyme I wrote you down, now you'll live through the ages, I can feel your pulse in the pages"
  • Aries Sun & Aquarius Moon: Oblivion / "When you're in my arms but you've gone somewhere deeper"
  • Aries Sun & Pisces Moon: Overjoyed / "Oh I feel overjoyed when you listen to my words, I see them sinking in"

aaaaasneakattack  asked:

You've done it, you fricking killed me. Are ya happy now?

August 10, 20XX
Location: undisclosed

Well. It has happened. I, the admin of a humble Naruto blog, have killed AAAAA Sneak Attack with my lit content. As I mourn the loss of a dear and delightful follower, I cannot help but ponder the questions that weighs heavy upon my heart: Why? Why did no one stop me? Why did no one heed their warnings until it was too late?

The police did not listen. They never listened. I distinctly recall contacting forty-three different police departments, begging them to do something. And not one of those departments lent a hand. Not one.

Now I sit here, staring at this ask. Its words haunt me like no ghost ever has or ever shall. And it asks, in a very casual manner: “Are ya happy now?” I read it over and over, slowly, absorbing every letter into my soul, and I wonder: am I happy now? Could I, a killer, be happy at my crime? And the answer that comes up each time, like a sudden whisper in a lonely night…

… is yes.

why each sign should be ur bff
  • Aries: They'll always stick by your side (they'll cut a bitch if they have to) and they'll be super real with you
  • Taurus: you can call them at 3am just to tell them how angry you are about the how i met your mother finale
  • Gemini: you'll be laughing until u get a six pack
  • Cancer: super duper genuine and caring + great at matchmaking. be prepared for surprise gifts (usually cute homemade presents)
  • Leo: you. will. NEVER. be. bored. they always try to make you feel included
  • Virgo: they'll sort out all ur problems in 0.3 seconds and then take u out for pizza
  • Libra: you'll feel good about yourself, and you'll actually be listened to!!
  • Scorpio: they've got dirt on anyone so you two can talk mad shit + they're funny and up for anything
  • Sagittarius: they are the truthful yet nice friend you've been searching for. plus they're hilarious, smart and like long walks on the beach
  • Capricorn: they know the latest news before you do. get ready to be front row at all ur fave concerts w them
  • Aquarius: they're down for pretty much everything. if ur plans are ruined somehow, they'll still make it fun (and weird)
  • Pisces: they listen to u, share everything with u and they wont judge u when they find out that weird thing u do
Stand Up
The Cab
Stand Up

Yeah this world can cut you open
But all the scars they prove that I fought my way through
So I always keep ‘em showing

Cause sanity is suicide
And crazy are the legends

Yeah I’d rather have fun being young and being dumb
Than be saved a spot in heaven

All of my demons are kicking and screaming
but I’ll never leave them behind
Yeah maybe I’m crazy but don’t try to save me cause I’ve never felt so alive!

what actually happens when you meet/become friends with the signs
  • Aries: Aries are fun and Laidback, sometimes they can seem judgemental but you also rarely ever feel judged by them. You can have the best times with these people because they rarely ever make a big deal out of something. They often just go with the flow and every bring has an easy but exciting/fun feel to it. They're also very funny. Sometimes it just seems like they're a little inconsiderate and self-absorbed,
  • Taurus: They're friendly, and they'll probably talk about themselves a lot and more often then not they'll tell you things that seem like they should be secrets. They are helpful, and usually calm. Complains a lot, but often sarcastic and witty with how they express these complaints.
  • Gemini: They can mumble a lot and seem really quiet, but they also never shut up! They can be funny but also very forgetful and they can often seem inconsiderate and/or obnoxious. They're lighthearted and very fun to be around.
  • Cancer: Their views change depending on who they're focusing the most on at the moment - usually a parent, crush or bestfriend (and a best they're just focusing on themselves) , so there's no need to be shocked if they've changed their mind on something. They're caring and a good listener and will do even the most boring things with you. They can be secretive and you can sometimes be suspicious of them.
  • Leo: Laidback, fun and easygoing. They'll pretty much be up for anything you're up for and if they want to do something you've never done before they'll make sure you're comfortable and know what's going on. They'll talk about themselves a lot, and sometimes they seem arrogant but they'll also listen to you and you'll feel like you aren't judged by them.
  • Virgo: They're good conversationalists and you can talk about almost anything with them. They act like they're interested in what you have to say and will often ask: "how are you?". Sometimes when you tell them something about your life they'll automatically try and shove advice down your throat, but you know they mean well. They can be very bitchy, but it can be fun if you both hate the same person lmao
  • Libra: They seem kind of boring, and kind of like they aren't really present. Sometimes you'll be unsure as to whether they actually don't have a personality or if they're just keeping it a secret. But they're really lighthearted and easy to be around and very good at making the atmosphere in general feel somewhat peaceful - it's extremely rare that you'll feel stressed or uncomfortable around them. If you end up in some type of spontaneous & fun situations it's probably because you and a libra couldn't decide what to do!
  • Scorpio: They're very into learning whatever you're interested in so it can be great to hang out with them because they're often up for anything! They're funny and easy to to talk - for the most part anyway. Sometimes they can seem domineering. You'll probably have the most inside jokes with someone that is a Scorpio.
  • Sagittarius: They're Laidback and honest (most of the time). And even if they are honest they usually say it in a way where you can tell there's no malicious intent. They can be very preachy and might even label themselves as the "advice friend" but even if you do something that goes against their morals they won't act condescending towards you. They're witty, and can often make jokes that are directed to humankind in general and not a specific person, so everyone can enjoy them.
  • Capricorn: Capricorns are just good to be around in general and they'll probably be the people you have the most "wild" times with. I don't want you to think I'm labelling capricorns as sheep because I don't mean that at all, but they often follow trends.However, being the ambitious signs they are they do it best! So whenever you're doing the typical stuff that your "crowd" does, you'll know that you'll have an extra amazing time with a Capricorn.
  • Aquarius: This sign is often another one that is up for anything! They usually don't care what you're like because even if they don't get it they're willing to learn. You'll probably find them easy to talk to and fun to be around, especially if it's something ~random~ because you had nothing planned. They can seem a little condescending at times and/or not present but you'll also feel a certain freedom with them.
  • Pisces: Pisces are really accepting and caring. They aren't going to judge you if you did something really embarrassing the night before and they had to take care of you, for example. In fact, they probably don't care all that much. You'll feel like you can be very sharing with them because even if you said something like "I have a really bad rash on my foot and I think it's because I walked outside barefoot and then didn't shower in two days" they would just ask if you needed anything. Sometimes they can seem distant, or forgetful or even clingy. But you can sense they're only trying their best.
the signs as your classmates
  • aries: super ambitious, super loud and aggressive af. aries is that one kid who the teacher always call out and then they will obnoxiously say "i didn't even do anything!" when they did everything. they will always stand up for their friends and are loyal to the core.
  • taurus: that one kid who's friendly and down to earth. they will always greet you and smile at you. they're the ones who will break an awkward silence and steer the conversation into another way. they are usually quiet until you mention their favourite book or band.
  • gemini: will probably ask you to play tic-tac-toe with them in the middle of the class. they know all the rumours in your school and will casually bring it up in the middle of class. they're the ones who will tell you to stay away from a certain kid because of a personal reason.
  • cancer: looks all kind and quiet, but turns into a loud social butterfly with their group of friends. they might get carried away with talking at times and disrupt the class. they're the type of kids who will doodle in their notebooks and hum their favourite song in the middle of class.
  • leo: probably talking to the people sitting near them, but somehow they always get away with it. they're loud and fun to be around. somehow never runs out of topics to talk about are always on their phones.
  • virgo: there are two types of virgos. one is the kid who always listens to the teacher in class and the other one always talks nonstop in class. but they're both super competitive and will probably claim that you cheated and demand a rematch whenever they lose. they are very intelligent and will make cringe worthy puns out of nowhere.
  • libra: they're the kids with that mighty aura around them. the one you've mistaken as a cold hearted bitch, but really they just talk to certain people. they don't start conversations, but once you talk to them, they don't stop. libra is that one kid who has a special spot in your heart because of that one special thing they did for you.
  • scorpio: that one kid who everyone has a lowkey crush for. there's something so magnetic about them that you just need to step back and admire whenever they pass by. no one dares to piss them off because they're gonna raise hell if they're angry. they're smarter than they look, but they don't really care about school.
  • sagittarius: they are chill and are always down for some fun. they have loud voices and they have trouble sitting quietly for too long. they're the ones you look forward to whenever you play truth or dare because you just know that they're gonna fuck shit up.
  • capricorn: you know that one brooding kid who's quiet and stares at you a lot? the one who looks like they've just gone on a murder spree? don't be fooled because they're actually really friendly on the inside. they're the literal definition of "work hard, play hard."
  • aquarius: you feel they're always angry every time, but actually that's just how they look like. they look like they don't know much about a certain topic, but they'll always prove you wrong. they have a large circle of friends, are pretty stubborn and are usually dirty minded. beware of aquarius fuckboys.
  • pisces: they are the kids who you're grateful to meet on your first day of school. they're really kind and will tell you everything they know about the people there. they usually know everyone and are friends with everyone. 100/10 would recommend for new kids.
HellBoy Sentence starters
  • (Taken from the first and second movie)
  • --1st Movie--
  • "What makes a man a man? A friend of mine once wondered."
  • "Hey _____, you're a talker. What's a good word, a solid word for "need"?"
  • "It's not that easy. Plus, you're (age). You're too old/young to be giving me advice.
  • "On a scale of one to ten? Two."
  • "Didn't I kill you already?"
  • "S/he took his/her picture. DAMN. S/he took his/her picture. S/he took his/her picture."
  • "Red, white, whatever. Guys are all the same."
  • "You're wasting our time, there's nothing on this island but sheep and rocks!"
  • "Hurts, doesn't it? You shouldn't hurt PEOPLE!"
  • "You killed my father, your ass is mine!"
  • "Listen, I'm not much of a problem solver. ____ decades... and I've only completed two sides."
  • "I wish I could do something about this. But I can't. But I can promise you two things. One- I'll always look this good. Two- I'll never give up on you... ever."
  • "Remind me why I do this again."
  • "You know what my problem with you is? You're reckless. Those two men trusted you to lead them as a team. Where were you?"
  • "This whole thing is a farce, because in the end, after you've killed and captured every freak out there - there's still one left- you."
  • "If I still had legs, I'd kick your ass!"
  • "My uncle used to say that we like people for their qualities but we love them for their defects."
  • "If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other."
  • --2nd Movie--
  • "'Undercover.' Can't s/he get the meaning of the word?"
  • "World, here I come."
  • "Come on, _____. Give me something to work with here!"
  • "And what about this guy? Walking around with a toilet seat on his/her head."
  • "You're in love. Have a beer."
  • "You've murdered me. You've murdered me and ridiculed me. And... you've brought this onto yourself."
  • "I know; I'm ugly!"
  • "Geez, it stinks in here! Worse than my room!"
  • "_____, old buddy. We ever get outta this, we gotta talk."
  • "Add 'resistant' to that and you got yourself a new watch."
  • "So, child, make the choice. The world, or him/her?"
  • "I'm not gonna kill him, ______. But I am gonna kick his/her ass!"
  • "On second thought...I think I'll keep this!"
The signs and why you should be their friend
  • (Use your sun and moon sign!)
  • Aries: You will never be bored. They are the most entertaining without even trying to be. They have unique ways of showing you that you matter. Be loyal to them. They deserve it for being one of the most loyal signs in every friendship they have. They are also blunt to the point of being downright offensive, so that means if anyone fucks with you they'll fuck them up.
  • Taurus: They will always stick up for you. If you ever want to feel protected, call a Taurus up. The type of people to always remember your birthday. They always buy gifts for their best friends and put a lot of thought into it. No matter what you do, they'll always be right by your side helping you do it. They can be too stubborn to let people go, because with Taurus, its ride or die.
  • Gemini: Their charm and sense of humor will always cheer you up no matter what kind of mood you're in. They will let everyone know you are their friend and they will never make a situation awkward. They always give excellent advice and will always make sure you get what you need by the power of persuasion. They will always have the latest gossip and will never stop entertaining you with their amazing stories. And you'll always run into fun, unusual situations with Geminis. They're always coming up with new games to play or funny things to do. If you're friends with a Gemini, keep a photo album for the memories you make with them, because you'll never want to forget.
  • Cancer: They are the nurturers of the zodiac. Someone you can always lean on. They know how to make others feel good about themselves. They're the parent you've always wanted. Buy or cook them dinner and they will be yours for life. They are easy to please and have a beautiful soul. Great listeners.
  • Leo: Get ready to be showered in attention and gifts. These are the most generous signs of the zodiac. If you ever need your spirits lifted or A LOT of encouragement in your life, go to them. No one can cheer people up quite like Leo. They never dwell on the past, so they never hold a grudge and they are very forgiving. The ultimate friends. It's hard for a Leo to let someone go, so They will always respect and understand people's differences. Leos want to find themselves and follow their heart and they will bring you on that journey with them.
  • Virgo: These are the most loyal people you will ever meet. They have a tendency to want to change people for the better. This is what makes them such great people. They are so responsible and will always remember their friends appointments. They will stand by your side and help you grow. Once you go to Virgo, you never go back. They are so loyal that if you killed someone they'd help you hide the body with no questions asked. Anyone who has a Virgo in their lives must keep them, because they have been blessed.
  • Libra: Literal angels. They make friends will people from all walks of life so you will never be judged for being you. Libras are all about partnerships, so they make the best of friends. You will find yourself doing everything with a Libra, whether it be projects, trying something new or even going to the store for a few minutes, they will always want to be right by your side. You will never have to ask for a compliment because they always have one for you. They can be a bit bossy but that's only because they want the best for you. Never will they push you into doing something that's harmful to you.
  • Scorpio: These are the friends you will never forget. They are a series of extremes. They will be a bit possessive of you, however, considering how cold Scorpios can be and how much they don't care, this is actually the biggest compliment. They are extremely loyal and have a tendency to push. (i.e. make you talk to new people, make you go to a job interview, make you take care of your mental health) Sometimes their "pushiness" can be quite offensive but trust me, it works. They will always be on their friends sides, making sure the person who messes with their friends gets what they deserve. Every little selfless gesture will make a Scorpio love you more and more. Always be honest with them. They are always honest themselves, and can be trusted. Once you are friends with a Scorpio, you will never forget.
  • Sagittarius: They are born entertainers and conversationalists. There will never be a shortage of ideas of fun things to do. Sagittarius can talk about anything from comedy to philosophy. Think of Ben Stiller, Brad Pitt, Amanda Seyfried, Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift, Jamie Foxx, and Raven Symone, who all have an abundance of fun and humorous personas, but their personalities can range from hilarious to deep and serious. This makes them get along with pretty much everybody. Their live and let live outlook on life makes them so agreeable and pleasing to be around. They will never bullshit. The REAL type of people to talk shit to your face and then say nice things behind your back. Sagittarius is known for being straightforward and expects you to be in return. They never hide anything. They never have a routine or schedule, they live life as it comes along. They love to explore every aspect of life and the world. So you will always go someplace new with a Sagittarius.
  • Capricorn: They may seem a bit serious at first, or rather boring and too nervous or uptight. But once you get through the rough edges, you will see that Capricorns are everything you need in life. They have some crazy thoughts and ideas and will always try them out with you. Capricorns, surprisingly, are some of the most humorous people in the world. So you will never get tired of their wacky jokes or their dark humor. They always help their friends get back on their feet because of their sympathetic nature (which they don't show too often in public or in the outside world). Capricorns are full of mystery, so they are always interesting.
  • Aquarius: Beneath the detached, unemotional exterior lies a kind hearted friend that will go out of their way to help another. They never judge anybody or tell them how to live their life, and are immensely loyal. Even if they catch you telling a bunch of lies or doing something vile, they will act like it never happened and never mention it again. You won't BELIEVE how forgiving they really are! You can trust them to keep a secret. Their unpredictable nature will never leave bored. People always wonder what their next move is going to be. They always have unique ways of having fun. Aquarius is super chill, they're always the person you can go to your problems with. They're the type of people where even if you did have a fight with them, you could call them back 2 minutes later and they'd already be over the situation, like nothing even happened at all.
  • Pisces: These are the type of people who will go out of their way to help their best friend, even a new friend. If you ever need someone to truly understand your emotions, call a Pisces. Even if you haven't spoken in months and you need help, Pisces will be there right away. They will never make you feel alone as they soak up your feelings with their aura and feel your pain. Pisces love adventure and will take you with them since they love being surrounded by the people they love. You will go on amazing spiritual journeys that help you find yourself. They always need new situations and they will ALWAYS have something exciting in mind. You will never be judged for who you are or what you like to do, since Pisces are very adaptive by nature. You can literally talk about anything with a Pisces, no matter how strange, disturbing, weird or downright crazy the conversation is. They're also always up for crazy new ideas. Pisces will relate to you, no matter who you are. Pisces will not only be your friend, but your family.
why the signs are bad/weird neighbors
  • Aries: always asking you to watch their dog because they go on vacation like once every month
  • Taurus: never does their yard work
  • Gemini: their dog poops in your yard and they don't pick it up or apologize
  • Cancer: too many ugly yard decorations
  • Leo: probably throw their garbage in your yard and steal the stuff you leave outside
  • Virgo: Will fight you if a leaf from your tree gets on their driveway
  • Libra: their hot tub/pool always has people in it and they go in it at like 3am and play music??
  • Scorpio: their lights are always off and you haven't seen them leave their house in 7 years but somehow their yard is still kept up and their garbage is put out every week
  • Sagittarius: they always have parties or people over and the few times you've talked to them they've been shirtless
  • Capricorn: do they even use their house? they're never home because they're off working and being a pro football player or something. who takes care of their pets
  • Aquarius: they sunbathe naked and always sit in their backyard or garage at 10pm listening to the radio
  • Pisces: they have like 50 cats that just wander the neighborhood and everytime they come outside they're in their pajamas
  • <p> <b>Him:</b> "What are you thinking about?"<p/><b>Me:</b> "Isn't it kind of fucked up that the people who have the least money give the people with the most money more money for the privilege of shelter because the rich people have enough money to afford more houses than they can live in? Isn't it fucked up that saying that's fucked up is considered revolutionary because y'all are just sitting around like 'This is fine.' because you've gotten so used to capitalism and listening to the bourgeois that you actually believe this shit? Like you actually believe you are worth less than them? That they deserve your money? That's fucked if you ask me. Idk. Never mind. What about you?"<p/></p>

so here we go head first
no regrets and no rules
we can stay as long as we want
slow dancing in the darkness
and all I know is i wanna be here with you from now on

have some lady p and gordon wearing hawaiian print! lyrics are from the song ‘aquaman’ by walk the moon. when you listen, you’ll know why it’s on my list of gordon tracy seduction songs.

Signs as People I Know
  • Capricorn: (you're my dad.)People say you come off as scary but you're one of the nicest people I know, you always lighten up the situation, you throw shade so damn hard, you take everything literally, you're the student that's always a smartass but the teacher can't help but love because you're super smart
  • Aquarius: (you're an old friend.) You're super dorky, and would rather vent to your cats than to a person, you don't trust easily, but once you've found someone you can trust you attach to them, you have a beautiful soul, listens to emo bands but doesn't look like it
  • Pisces: (you're my neighbor.) You let people walk all over you, a go-with-the-flow vibe, physically aesthetically pleasing to the eye, always has a sense of wonder, the most chill person
  • Aries: (you're my best friend.) You're the kind of friend that constantly gets on everyone's nerves but would never want to lose you, you do have a big temper lmao but despite that you're a great listener, you're very confident in everything you do, you make your dreams a reality
  • Taurus: (you're a new friend I met this year.) You're very down-to-earth and grounded, you're that person who always has their shit together in a horror movie, you're good at keeping people stable, you have a pretty personality that no one else seems to realize
  • Gemini: (you're my brother.) You're not very too-faced as the stereotype depicts, you're really good at coming up with funny one-liners, you don't know what to do in a bad situation, you're also very chill and don't really make decisions in a group, don't talk much in a group convo but everyone wants you there
  • Cancer: (you're the boy I like.) You're under appreciated and so kind, you're surprisingly very hotheaded but you cool easily, you have a hard time showing but you care for everyone a lot, you don't like showing weakness to anyone and sometimes you really should, you have a tendency to hurt yourself whether you mean to or not
  • Leo: (you're a classmate.) you're so socially awkward it's adorable, you look so innocent but you are most definitely fucking not, definitely has the prettiest eyes, are also very chill and will only get heated if something applies to them
  • Virgo: (you are my childhood friend.) you're the biggest meme I know, unintentionally funny, you love so hard without meaning to, hopeless romantic but would never admit it, very insecure but doesn't want people to know, is a social butterfly
  • Libra: (you're an acquaintance.) you talk way too much, you're very awkward in social groups, but you always have an opinion that is used in the end, clingy, very blunt, has an idgaf attitude which is fine until you lose friends and complain about it
  • Scorpio: (you're my mom.) you're the most forgiving person I know, you never get mad at anyone, you have a very spiritual vibe, honestly if you ever got into any trouble with the po po you'd probably get away with anything bc you're so god damn nice and loving
  • Sagittarius: (you're my cousin.) you're that person everyone hates just bc you complain about your figure and you're rocking an hourglass body like wtf, incredibly creative and artistically talented, you can pull off a variety of styles, very good with children, also good at persuasion