if you're looking for ransom i can tell you i don't have any money

the signs as some of my favorite fire emblem awakening quotes
  • Aries: "If you're looking for ransom, I can assure you I don't have any money. But, what I do have are a very particular set of honey cakes..." - Gaius
  • Taurus: "Naga can kiss my butt." - Brady
  • Gemini: "You taste salty." -Inigo
  • Cancer: "Why do folks say 'hit the hay'? I don't punch hay." -Miriel
  • Leo: "My body is ready." - Frederick
  • Virgo: "I've never been so manhandled." -Gerome
  • (Bonus: "I WANT TO BE MANHANDLED!!!" -Inigo)
  • Libra: "You don't need some weed to tell you what to do, Sumia." - Cordelia
  • Scorpio: "You know! Your figure! Like, your hips and your...other parts! Boingy!" -Nowi
  • Sagittarius: "I want you to slather my body with oil." -Tharja
  • Capricorn: "DON'T TOUCH THAT DOG!!!!!!!" -Olivia
  • Aquarius: "Aw, hamburgers!" -Henry
  • Pisces: "Is that big, legendary weapon, or are you just happy to see Gregor?" -Gregor