if you're into puns

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Mr. Wednesday’s advice is the gift that keeps on giving.

incorrect vld - hunk loves shay
  • allura: you're really happy with shay, aren't you?
  • hunk: yeah, i am. she's my rock.
  • allura: that's so sweet!
  • lance: awh! ...wait was that a PUN?!
  • hunk: .......
  • hunk: .....maybe.
  • lance: this is why you're my idol, dude.
  • Percy: Boy, there sure is something...fishy...going on, isn't there?
  • Annabeth: Indeed, it'd probably be...wise...to avoid any trouble.
  • Nico: No, stop this right now.
  • Jason: My, what a... shocking... development
  • Leo: Oh, things sure are...heating...up alright.
  • Nico: Zhang, make them stop, please.
  • Frank: Alright guys, you heard Nico, just let me be... Frank... with you.
  • Nico: You're all idiots,
  • Piper: I don't know, i find them quite..
  • Nico: Don't you dare!
  • Piper: ...Charming.
  • Hazel: I'll say. These puns are pure... gold.
  • Nico: You're all dead to me.
  • at lunch, everyone has salad...
  • Jackson: lettuce eat salad
  • Jinyoung: shut up you're not funny
  • JB: jackson that was the worst pun i've ever heard
  • Jackson: i don't have to invite you to my birthday party, you know
  • Jinyoung: and you don't have to be sitting at this table tomorrow, you know
(19) Gladio’s pick-up lines

Gladio: Hey, babe, are you sure you’re not an Astral?
Ignis: …
Gladio: Cause you make me Shiva.