if you're a fatty and you know it

Ways to Cheer Yourself Up (When wanting to be alone) - 50 top things to do
  • 1. Go ON Tumblr, believe it or not, we don't care where you're from, what you do, how you're being you, as long as you are being you, you're pretty much welcomed on here. That's why i love it. Unless of course you are homophobic or judgemental or ignorant - then the people will speak for themselves, we look out for each other here.
  • 2. Read Books; escapism is a wonderful thing
  • 3. Listen to music; and no - not the sad, 'ALL BY MYSELF' type music, but the kickass songs like 'I will Survive' or 'Loser Like Me' just celebrate yourself for being awesome, because we know you are; even if others don't; especially then actually.
  • 4. Become your own superhero. Every single one of you have a talent or a dream. Follow up on that talent/dream. YOU ARE WORTH IT, and you can be whoever you want to be.
  • 5. DISNEY MOVIES. Unless you absolutely hate bursting out into song - better cut of highschool musical and glee while were at this, then Disney is the best pick me up ever.
  • 6. Watch your favourite TV shows. Remind yourself why life can be awesome. Watching your fav characters usually means you can relate to them.
  • 7. Go on walks - it's very pretty outside, and sometimes our heads can be overloaded with information or stress, I advise calming music and a nice walk outside in comfortable clothes.
  • 8. Have a diary. A friend of mine recently bought me one, and it's a godsend because all the anger, or emotions I feel, I try to put in the diary rather than putting it out on others. It also calms you down. I feel better when I write.
  • 9. Speaking of writing...if you enjoy it- WRITE. Writing is a wonderful way to escape. You can put all your emotions into your characters and they just come to life. I tend to do that when I'm stressed.
  • 10. If writing is not your thing then bake. I've actually ironically read in a fan fiction where a character would bake when stressed and try out new recipes, this character tried making butterbeer; maybe be adventurous; have a food blog or something to keep you occupied.
  • 11. Be With Your Pets - Pets are loyal creatures, and they love you, even when you're being a pain in the ass, and I hear they're very good listeners.
  • 12. Now I don't know about you, but I LOVE Musicals. If you are a musical fanatic like me and you're feeling a little down, my dears; listen to those awesome voices, because sometimes we just - need - a break (Also, if you haven't watched RENT, watch it - NODAYBUT TODAY...or Starkid...Starkid make the most funniest musical parodies, even if you don't like musicals I suggest it, and if you're not enjoying their YouTube Channel, then I'll eat my own hat).
  • 13. ASK ME ANYTHING. If you really want to talk to somebody but you don't want to talk to people you know and you just want to get things out, my ASK box is always open.
  • 14. Find a hobby. If you don't really want to talk to anybody, that's okay, sometimes we need to just have some 'me time'. In my me times, I usually deactivate from Facebook, and just focus on things that make me happy. Like; Puzzles, Sudoku, Games, writing, cooking, singing, whatever it is...travelling even. Enjoy yourself.
  • 15. Travel. Maybe being stuck in the same place is the problem, maybe you're head wants to be in a place where it can ACTUALLY THINK.
  • 16. Go Hiking. I suppose Hiking is similar to walking but if you're an outdoor person, this is a great way to clear your head and to feel fresh.
  • 17. Hit The Gym. Or even do your own exercises. I like to walk - do crunches, and I love Zumba. I love dancing. If you love being active, this is also another way to clear your mind from negative things.
  • 18. GO SEE A MOVIE!!! When was the last time you had fun? Even if it's just by yourself. You're allowed to treat yourself. Go, enjoy, be surrounded by people, even if they're strangers.
  • 19. If you like coffee, treat yourself for one at a local cafe. Who knows, you might meet your coffee soulmate in a cafe one day.
  • 20. STOP thinking Negative. Have a Pros/Cons List. Try not to outweight the Pros list with the Cons. Please?
  • You are good enough.
  • 21. Write down a bucket List, and start ticking them off. Having goals and dreams is healthy. If you have dreams, then you have a direction of where you're going.
  • 22. Get help. It's okay, if you're head is in a really bad place to reach out to people. It really is okay.
  • 23. Help others. If you're not sure what to do with yourself at all, be useful to other people less fortunate than you. Volunteer! Work with Charity, Feed the homeless, help the guide dogs association.
  • 24. Smile more. It looks good on you, believe me. Spend time with your guilty pleasures, my guilty pleasure is binge watching glee
  • 25. Please DO NOT go to a pub to drink to ease your mind, if you are going to do that, do it with a friend, or somebody close.
  • 26. Eat Chocolate. Okay yes while society says NO DON'T EAT THE FATTY FOOD. Hey; screw them. If you feel better eating a bit of junk go for it. There's nothing wrong with eating a whole pizza or tub of ben and jerry ice cream when feeling upset - just try not to make TOO much of a habit : p
  • 27. REBLOG YOUR FOLLOWERS POSTS, you might be surprised that you aren't the only one feeling the way you're feeling, you might be surprised by how much you're forgetting that hey - it's gonna be alright.
  • 28. Do something nice for your neighbour. Ah who knows, have you ever actually talked to them? Maybe they might be lonely too.
  • 29. Have a GAMES Night. A very good friend of mine loves Games. If You LOVE Games, then hell have a marathon of them. Play the sims, be in control.
  • 30. Speaking of marathons...dun dun dun - MOVIE MARATHON, I Don't Know About You Guys, But Having A Harry Potter Movie Marathon always cheers me Up. WITH FOOD Of course, and good company, but this is about cheering yourself up, so if you don't want company, that's okay.
  • 31. Draw. I love drawing too. I suppose I'm more of the creative person. There are a lot of different types of people out there, maybe you like solving things - do those fancy cube things Idk what they're called. If you are like my brother and you love Maths, then maybe you can tutor someone. On one hand you're helping someone, and doing something you like doing, just like I'm drawing because I like drawing.
  • 32.Be with kids. believe it or not, kids are the most innocent little munchkins, and they honestly don't care what you look like, if you play hide and seek with them they'll be thrilled, so long as you're nice to them, they're generally nice to you... but be warned, they tell it how it is too. I talk a bit different. The most popular thing they've said to me was "Is that why you talk funny, because of the things in your teeth?" (They've also never really seen braces before) I even had one kid determined to get me to sing 'Everything is awesome' I'll never forget that because this kid clearly didn't care how I sounded, and just wanted me to sing with her. I felt great.
  • 33. If you're into Fairy Tales, Please Please Read Chris Colfer's The Land Of Stories series 1-4. It's an amazing series, and you almost forget what world you're in once you start reading. Plus, there's more coming (I'm a little excited)
  • 34. Watch Pixar Movies. You can't go wrong.
  • 35. GO TO HOGWARTS. Harry Potter Fan? Visit - Platform 9 3/4s in London, or go to the Harry Potter World, or if you can't actually visit these sites, go on Pottermore.
  • 36. Read Fan Fiction, you might not be a harry potter fan, but whatever fandom you are in, believe me sometimes Fan Fictfion Cheer me up. I adore Glee *Don't Judge Me* and Dalton is the best thing ever. Or Little Numbers...or Both. They cheer me up big time.
  • 37. Role play. If you like superheroes or characters, go be with the crowd. I believe they have events like Comic Con, and on Facebook they even have Events for such things, go be with strangers! So long as it's safe of course.
  • 38. Write a letter to the person who inspires you most and send it. You might be surprised by an answer.
  • 39. Pick up your instrument. Don't ignore your musical talent if you do have a musical talent. Remember, you're worth it. I don't care what you've done. Pick, It Up.
  • 40. Maybe go visit your family? I know this is about 'quality me time' but if you haven't seen your family in such a long time or are at a distance. Maybe being surrounded by something familiar is what you need.
  • 41. Change Careers. If you're not enjoying what you're doing or studying, change it. I remember in highschool a teacher said you might change your job 10 - 12 times before getting it right. It'okay, you just haven't found where you're meant to be yet.
  • 42. Enter a competition - Who knows what will come from it, take risks.
  • 43. If you're a risk-taker, challenge yourself. IDK how you're going to do that, but google has some pretty good answers. Even ask your tumblr followers, they follow you for a reason after all.
  • 44. Go on a boat. Go Fishing! I don't know, it's not my thing, but if you like fishing, then hell - go out there and fish.
  • 45. Find time for yourself, are you working too much? Maybe you are working too much. You know life doesn't stop for nobody, and if you keep pushing yourself so hard, time will go so fast and you won't realise how much of that time you could have spent on your own self.
  • The world is not going to end if you treat yourself.
  • 46. You ARE Good Enough. Listen to my words. Sometimes encouragement is all we need, when people feel hopeless, or like everything's gone wrong. It's gonna be okay. I promise, just hang in there.
  • 47. Write Down Quotes that Inspire You. I have a wall of these, and of people that inspire me too, and it reminds me of the good things in life when I'm in a crappy mood.
  • 48. Find something to do. If you're not doing anything, go take up a course, research things that interest you, you might be surprised by what comes from it. Join a community that enjoys doing things you do.
  • 49. Go To The Beach - If you live in Australia like me, visiting the beach is actually really calming and me and my best friend always would go on a random drive, and drive up to a beach or a look out, and it was always calming. Enchanting too sometimes. Maybe we forget about the place we live in, and what's exciting about the place. If you're in New York, visit Broadway or The Statue Of Liberty, or if you're in London, go to the London Bridge, or the Eye, visit the Eiffel Tower if you're in Paris...just go Anywhere.
  • 50. Take a random journey. Go on a train to somewhere new, go on a road trip. You never know what's around the corner.
  • Cecil: [on the phone] Guess where I am. I'm at your prison. Me and my friends are gonna rescue the Cardinal family and a mime and escape YOU BIG FATHEAD! FATTY FATTY CHUNKY CHUNKY LARDFACE!
  • StrexCorp: Your death will be very painful.
  • [hangs up]
  • StrexCorp: Notify the prison authorities. I want to deal with Cecil personally!
  • Dana: Cecil, you just insulted StrexCorp and gave them our exact location!
  • Erika: What was the point, lad? What's your plan?
  • Cecil: [thinks a moment] OK, I know you're gonna be mad but I forgot the rest of my plan.
check please finsta bios
  • jack: jaddy w the fatty
  • bitty: i wrote in twink on the census . fuck what the data said
  • shitty: if you're from harvard you're already blocked
  • nursey: I, Rich Homie Quan, have promised my friends, family, and foes one thing: I will never stop going in. I'd ask if any of you here could stand here and question whether or not I ever stopped going in, but we all know the answer; I went in, I stayed in, and I'm going in even further
  • dex: "a fine piece of ginger ham"
  • chowder: my gf broke my dms so don't try it
  • lardo: amelia earhart is alive and she's my gf
  • justin: if you're reading this you make jollof wrong . #absolutemadman
  • holster: xxoo gossip girl .. wait . i fcuked up #absolutemadman
I love how there is no right way to eat when you are fat.
  • Fat person: I eat more junk food than I should, I guess.
  • Society: SEE? A LEECH OFF MY TAXPAYER MONEY, YOU'LL DIE AT 30
  • Fat person: I practice intuitive eating. I eat only what my body wants when my body wants it.
  • Society: Yeah, I'll bet that intuition leads you to McDonald's more than a salad.
  • Fat person: I eat the exact portions recommended by the U.S. government.
  • Society: The U.S. is FULL of fat people, so. Plus that is for maintaining weight, and you obviously need to lose it.
  • Fat person: I adhere to this, this, and this diet restriction. Basically I eat only lentils.
  • Socety: Well, of course what you need is smaller portions of ______! Not just THAT, everyone knows that won't make you lose weight!
  • Fat person: I eat practically nothing.
  • Society: You're making your body store fat by making it think you are starving! You have to eat more to lose weight!
  • Fat person: ...
  • Fat person: ...........
  • Society: FATTY.

erthkwake  asked:

How can you be happy with being unhealthy? It has been proven time and again that being fit is EASY: EAT LESS. I am 5'7 and 170 pounds. I have not reached my goal yet, however I used to be a fattie, and I worked my ass off, and I continue to work my ass off (LITERALLY) every day. I can't even begin to tell you how great it feels to run up stairs without panting and sweating. Promoting an unhealthy lifestyle is IRRESPONSIBLE!!! You're a teacher ffs, teach your kids to be healthy.

I could not give less of a damn that some former fatty lost some weight and now thinks they’re all high and mighty. You don’t know diddly squat about my health, but if you did you’d know that some generic model of health is not my idol. I have no interest in being “fit” as you call it, I have no interest in eating less, and I have no interest in losing weight.

I make lifestyle choices that make me happy– I swim laps, I do jazzercise, I eat deep fried twinkies and heaps of white bread, candy, and pasta, I’ve never tried alcohol, cigs, coffee, pot etc, I go tanning 3x a week in tanning beds, I eat organic fruits and veggies, etc etc etc. Those are all just personal choices that I, as a person with bodily autonomy, choose to make.

The last thing students need is another source using scare tactics to shame them about being overweight, or shoving their healthism and ableism down their throats. Teaching them to love themselves as they are is what I do, and I wish someone had taught you not to send unwanted and unnecessary messages to strangers online.

62. You Get Hate
  • Niall: After you and Niall made a humorous 'twerking video' the hate began pouring in. 'slut' 'whore' 'skank' was written all over tweets directed towards you. "Hey, Niall, did you hear that your girlfriend was a whore?" You asked, tossing your phone to him. "Let's just take the video down." You told him, picking up your computer. "No!" He said, taking your hand. "Then they win. We're going to make a new video. Just let me make a few phone calls." You sighed and Niall went into the other room and about fifteen minutes later, every member of One Direction and their girlfriends were in your living room. "Alright, guys, we ready for the best twerking video ever created?" Niall asked before he turned on 'We Can't Stop' and began recording the video as everyone in the room, except you, began 'twerking.' "Come on, Babe! Shake it with us!" Niall called, shaking against you. "Miley can't twerk it like us." Liam laughed. "We're all a bunch of whores!" Niall yelled, making you dance with him. Niall posted the video after the song went off and kissed your forehead. "See, now we're all sluts. We should make t-shirts!" Niall cheered as everyone gave you a hug and love.
  • Louis: : "Oooh, Lou, this one is my favorite!" You told him, laughing as you read the tweet to him. "This one says, 'it's nice to see you've taken time to humiliate yourself in public.' Isn't that the best?" You asked, laughing hysterically with Lou. "No, Sweetums, I love this one." Louis told you before reading, "If your brain was chocolate, it wouldn't fill a smarty!" You couldn't help but begin to laugh loudly as Louis held you close. "Thank you, Lou." "For what, baby?" He asked, pulling you closer. "For teaching me to love myself and laugh at people who are in denial of my flawlessness." You told him, snapping your fingers jokingly. "Well, hey, if you don't have haters, you aren't doing something right." Louis told you, gently kissing your forehead.
  • Zayn: 'gosh, your so ugli!' 'what dus zayn sea n u' 'your gross' You read all these words in your Tumblr inbox and you didn't know Zayn was behind you, reading exactly what you were. "Hey, get up for a minute." Zayn told you, scaring you before you got up and he sat in your chair, patting his lap before you sat down on his lap. "Searching for the webcam." Zayn sang before finding it and telling you to smile as you two took a bunch of silly pictures. "Okay, now, show me how we send these to those people?" Zayn asked as you showed him, smiling a little bit. Under each picture, Zayn wrote, 'y/n is my Boo and I love her and if you can't accept that, it's fine, but nothing that you can or will say will ever change the way I feel about this gorgeous woman - Zayn.' You smiled before adding 'damn right - y/n.' "You're gorgeous, love. " He whispered against your lips, smiling.
  • Harry: 'Gosh, you're so fat. go throw up a bit, fattie.' You read, setting your phone down on the counter and wiping the tears from you eyes before looking down at your stomach and your thighs. "Dumb fatass." You whispered as Harry walked into the kitchen. "Well, that's a lovely way to greet someone." Harry told you, kissing your cheek before he saw the tears in your eyes. "Kitten, what's wrong?" Harry asked you, taking you hand with gently lifting your head with his other hand. "Are they calling you fat again?" Harry asked before you nodded. "Oh, Baby, you know that you're gorgeous, right?" "But I'm fat and I don't have a thigh gap and I just." You began before Harry raised an eyebrow. "A thigh gap? What the fuck is that?" Harry asked you as you smiled and kissed him. "You're sweet." You whispered. "And you're gorgeously perfect."
  • Liam: 'you're just using liam for his money. whore.' You read silently, sitting on the couch next to Liam, cuddling up to him and sniffling a little bit. "Are you letting them get to you, Nemo?" He asked you, holding you tightly and kissing your forehead. "You don't understand, Liam." You told him, staining his t-shirt with your tears. "You know what? You're damn right. I don't understand." Liam told you, kissing your head. "I don't understand why a beautiful, smart, sexy, charming, gorgeous, hilarious and down-to-earth would believe something that someone that's jealous of her position would say. I'm here on this couch with you because I love you and you shouldn't believe anyone that tells you that I don't. Y/n, you are perfection and I love everything about you." Liam told you, gently stroking your hair, humming softly and singing quietly to you. "Thank you, Liam." You told him between cries, burying your head in his chest. "Shh, Baby, it's what I'm here for." He whispered against your head, pulling you as close as you could possibly get to him.
  • Society: just be who you are, and be proud of it!
  • Society: you're gay? That's just wrong! You should just stop being gay or hide it!
  • Society: you're different? Oh dear that's not good. Here is what exactly you should be like *hands over a freaking guidebook*
  • Society: you have your own opinion? You better keep quiet about it!
  • Society: you're skinny? You must be anorexic!
  • Society: you're over-weight? Wow fatty go lose some of that fat!! You're ugly!
  • Society: what do you mean your face is not like those in magazines? That means you're ugly, you know that right?
  • Society: you're depressed? Lol you have no reason to be depressed, just stop being sad already!
  • Society: you're over 16 and still a virgin? Well guess who is dying alone
  • Society: what? You're 16 and you're not a virgin anymore? Slut!
  • Society: you know, we just love you for you. The only thing you need to change is everything you are.

anonymous asked:

I hope it's okay to message you about my little victory. I was making a Sims family of me and my friends and for the fist time ever I made my Sim "fat" It doesn't even make that much of a difference or whatever but... I felt really great when playing with "fat"me because I was just as awesome as when I made myself appear skinny. I know it's a teeny tiny little thing but it feels like the first step to accepting my fa(t)bulous self and I have you to thank! You're an inspiration. <3

no babe, that totally is an awesome thing and you should feel good about it!!! I felt the same way when I finally put my actual weight on my license. it’s such a freeing feeling. I’m a proud of you and your fatty SIM!!!