if you were born in the 90s

anonymous asked:

Whdhdhjs ok I got really confused for a moment and thought that step up was actually that 1 Disney channel movie called jump in w the jump rope and Corbin bleu and I got so confused lmao!!!!

HAHAHAHAH you don’t even know how hard i’m laughing rn!! and that movie is a classic (if you were born in the 90′s or really early 2000′s) i remember when that came out I LOVED it lol

Originally posted by lariz0rd

Consider this: You can see less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum and hear less than 1% of the acoustic spectrum. As you read this, you are traveling at 220 km/sec across the galaxy. 90% of the cells in your body carry their own microbial DNA and are not “you.” The atoms in your body are 99.9999999999999999% empty space and none of them are the ones you were born with, but they all originated in the belly of a star. Human beings have 46 chromosomes, 2 less than the common potato. The existence of the rainbow depends on the conical photo-receptors in your eyes; to animals without cones, the rainbow does not exist. So you don’t just look at a rainbow, you create it.
—  NASA Lunar Science Institute, 2012
A Brief List Of Struggles For Anyone Who Loves The Rocky Horror Picture Show To Relate To

Being a product of the late 70′s-90′s and thus you were either non existent or just born when The Rocky Horror Picture show was

Suffering in your job out of motivation for the $ you’ll put toward  Rocky Horror soundtracks,midnight screenings, merchandise, etc. 

…Because as financially torn as you are- that $120 vintage Roxy Theatre cast vinyl will feed you more than the Ramen…

People not knowing who Tim Curry is

“His music career is sorely underrated– trust me, I was up til 3 a.m. last night listening to all 40+ years of it…”

Attempting to explain what The Rocky Horror Picture Show is about, and how the midnight screening/audience participation works without making it sound like it’s just a cult of people tripping on acid.

“No, trust me, you won’t need narcotics to feel high with this one–You know what, you’ll just have to watch it to understand- okay?!”

Feeling as though a fictional alien transvestite could actually raise the sex bar too high for your current/future lovers

“Like, they’re good… but I can’t say with certainty if they’re humanoid-alien- sweet transvestite-disguised-as-my-current-partner good…”

A man with curly underarms is superior in sporting lingerie and heels to any male, female, anyone in between, and of course you 

...Alright, a small part of you is ok with it, because hot patootie what a sight

Quoting a lyric or phrase from the musical and no one getting it

Dare someone use the phrase “dammit” around you without “Janet!” being belted right in their face

When the question of a date arrives and the ole’ dinner and a movie just won’t cut it anymore

Because small talk over salad and two- hour- ass-numbing- silence pales to time warping and throwing bread at a cinema screen dammit! (Janet)

Were you born on the cusp of the 90′s decade? Did you grow up watching classic 90′s shows? Do you constantly have to justify the fact that you do get 90′s references? Then you should join the “I’m a 90′s Kid, I Swear” Net!

to apply you must:

  • reblog this post (likes are counted as bookmarks)
  • be following jo, gabby, and cassie
  • be born between 1997- 2000
  • have iMessage
  • be active. we want to talk to you!!

once accepted:

  • follow all of the other members
  • you’ll be privately messaged about your iMessage so we can start the net chat
  • you’ll have a group of people to chat with and support you/reblog your stuff!

we’ll be picking members December 1st

this post must get 30 notes or this never happened.

good luck barely 90′s kids!

“unknown pleasures”

Now…

Mercedes

We Originated in the Belly of a Star Consider that you can see less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum and hear less than 1% of the acoustic spectrum. As you read this, you are traveling at 220 km/sec across the galaxy. 90% of the cells in your body carry their own microbial DNA and are not “you.” The atoms in your body are 99.9999999999999999% empty space and none of them are the ones you were born with, but they all originated in the belly of a star. Human beings have 46 chromosomes, 2 less than the common potato. The existence of the rainbow depends on the conical photoreceptors in your eyes; to animals without cones, the rainbow does not exist. So you don’t just look at a rainbow, you create it. This is pretty amazing, especially considering that all the beautiful colors you see represent less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum. Sergio Toporek | NASA Lunar Science Institute, 2012.

anonymous asked:

Holy shit thank u for adding my sexuality to the post! It legit means a lot, because 90% of tumblr hate straight people (or at the very least love making us the but of every joke)

It’s not your fault that you’re straight! It’s how you were born and if anyone isn’t ok with that then they can bring it up with me!! People shouldn’t ever make fun of someones sexual or romantic orientation or how they identify.❤️

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i hate the fact that i’m willing to overlook some really damning qualities in people just because they have some “really good” qualities

like i was thinking about the gross creative writing prof that hit on me a few weeks ago and i really wanted to believe in him because he gave solid writing advice and was willing to recommend me literally magazines but one thing that always bothered me about him were his “jokes” like it’s hard for me to come up with examples and maybe it’s just my upbringing and where i was born that’s causing me to blow things out of proportion but he refused to acknowledge the importance of russian writers like solzhenitsyn and said that th only russian writer you should bother with is chekov and one time he said eastern european cuisine is a joke because “it’s 90% cabbage” and then another time he basically laughed at my romania national team key chain hanging from my backpack and just alluded to the fact that we suck at football (not to mention that he also refuses to acknowledge the global importance of football and how it transcends just being a sport)