if you were a real person we'd be friends

  • I'm sitting here- trying hard to fight off a crush- person posts something cute/funny- AAAAAAAH I CAN"T TAKE IT
  • *Scrolls more and finds cute puppy videos" SO CUUUUTE OMG I LOVE YOU HUSKIES!!! YOU ARE SO CUUUUUTE! <3
  • friend: husky? what about your actual crush?
  • Me: OMG VICTOR FROM YOI IS SO KAWAIII
  • OH JACKSEPTICEYE IS SO CUTE AND PHAN OMFG
  • AND MARKIPLIER AND OMG THIS ANIME DUDE THAT LOOKS MARK! NEIL HILBORN! And OMG DOCTOR WHO! And - oh my gosh- just look at Benedict Cumberbatch! SO HOT!
  • Friend: *glares* are you trying to avoid your feelings for an actual person by chasing after people you can't have? and watching lots of anime?
  • Me: I LOVE YOU ICE CREAM *eats ice cream* n-n-no? I just love everything?
  • Friend: Stop avoiding your feelings, man up, and fricking tell him how you feel! Hell listen to a song that motivates-
  • Me: Can you heeeear-
  • friend: oh no
  • Me: My heart beeeat?
  • friend: ugh
  • me: WE. WERE. BORN TO MAKE HISTORY!
  • friend: don't' be surprised if your crush moves on-
  • me: i have anime and that's all that matters... besides like he'd ever be into me!
  • Friend: keep up that attitude and probably he won't be into you-
  • Crush: so you like anime too?
  • friend: oh my god. weeaboo nerds.
  • crush: i love victor too! he's so hot!
  • friend: wait what?
  • me: YESSS LETS SHIP VICTUURI!
  • him and i: YES WE WERE BORN TO SHIP VICTUURI!