if you wanna get me a christmas gift

137 Winter  Writing Prompts!

1. “Come out in the snow with me!”

2. “I can’t believe it’s already snowing,”

3. “Want some cocoa?”

4. “I’m baking!”

5. "I can’t feel my legs.”

6. “Don’t open those till later!”

7. “What’d you get me?”

8. “Thanks for the.. Uh.. Gift?”

9. “I have no clue what this is supposed to be.”

10. "I’d rather stay inside.”

11. “The house is so warm.”

12. “It’s warm inside.”

13. “There’s no way I’m going out in that weather!”

14. “Is this the first time you’ve seen snow?”

15. “Isn’t it beautiful?”

16. “Happy New Year’s Eve eve eve eve eve eve eve!”

17. “It’s New Years, aren’t you going to kiss me?”

18. “I wonder where that mistletoe came from.”

19. “Do we have to kiss at midnight?”

20. “Hug me so I can Get warm.”

21. “You’re like a heater!”

22. “Bah humbug.”

23. “You’re useless with wrapping presents!”

24. “Why did you get this for me?”

25. “Merry Christmas, you dork!”

26. “You can wait another 24 hours to open presents.”

27. “I hate waiting.”

28. “Let’s listen to Christmas albums and get drunk off of eggnog.”

29. “Eggnog sucks, fight me.”

30. “Eggnog rules, bite me.”

31. “You’re as red as Rudolph!”

32. “Christmas hats are the bomb, okay?”

33. “Let this be over now.”

34. “No, you can not start listening to Christmas albums before Halloween.” - “Well I disagree.”

35. “Halloween is better.”

36. “Let’s have Hallowmas!”

37. “Isn’t the snow just amazing?”

38. “No white Christmas this year…”

39. “Let’s see who can catch the most snowflakes with their tongue!”

40. “Snow angels!”

41. “Do you wanna Build a-” - “Absolutely not.”

42. “You look cute when you’re cold.”

43. “Let’s sit by the fire.”

44. “Up to roasting marshmallows?”

45. “Come on! Can I open just one?”

46. “You have flour on you face.”

47. “Who knew making cookies was this hard?”

48. “Easier said than done.”

49. “Let’s go get some pre made dough.”

50. “We burned it all…”

51. “Ginger bread people are very serious!”

52. “Cookie frosting contest!!!”

53. “I think I’ve has enough cookies for two years… Wait is that pie?”

54. “Let’s have an all pie Christmas!”

55. “What do you mean ‘too many cookies’?”

56. “Can you reach that spot on the tree?”

57. “We have to get that tree!”

58. “Did someone spike the eggnog?”

59. “Yes I have four trees. Don’t judge me.”

70. “Where’s the topper!”

71. “The tree looks… Nice…”

72. “Oh wow.”

73. “We must win the house lights contest!”

74. “I think we need glitter.”

75. “I made too much tea. Didn’t i?”

76. “Want some tea?”

77. “Did someone eat half of the cookies?!?”

78. “Just because it’s Christmas/New Years doesn’t mean I have to dress up.”

79. “It’s New Years/ Christmas! Of course I need to dress up!”

80. “What the hell do I get them?”

81. “That’s perfect for them!”

82. “Light the candle!”

83. “Why is it so damn cold?”

84. “Happy Hanukkah!”

85. “Let’s watch stupid Christmas movies and get wasted.”

86. "It’s too cold to do anything!”

87. “thanks for the gift… I guess.”

88. “Hey, at least you tried.”

89. “Snow ball fight!!!”

90. “Our ginger bread house is just… Sad.”

91. "My cookies are far better than yours.”

92. “Oh my GOD how did you make these!?!”

93. “This is the best cookie I’ve very eaten.”

94. “This is the worst cookie I’ve ever eaten.”

95. "How could someone make food this badly?”

96. “tea is so much better than cocoa!”

97. “Cocoa is superior to tea!”

98. “Why are we fighting over beverages!?!”

99. “Sit down and eat the damn food!”

100. “We need to make food for how many people?!?”

101. "You’re cute when you’re freezing.”

102. “All I want for Christmas is you!”

103. “No way you’re going out in the snow in that!”

104. “Did you actually get a Santa suit?”

105. “Catching snowflakes with your tongue is harder than it looks…”

106. “I may die if it gets any colder.”

107. “Finally! Snow!”

108. “Happy Festivus!”

109. “So you’re telling me that you got everyone dollar store makeup for their gifts?!?””

110. “It’s Christmas! You’d think at least someone would be selling trees!”

111. “Wake me up when it’s Christmas.”

112. “Wake me up when Winter’s over.”

113. “Winter is my favorite time of the year!”

114. “Who stole all the gifts!?!”

115. “There’s so much snow in my boots.”

116. “We’re snowed in!”

117. “Are you sure you want to get me a gift?”

118. “I don’t deserve you…”

119. “So… Looks like we’re the only ones without dates, huh.”

120. “Wanna kiss?”

121. “I’m alone on valentines day. What could get worse?”

122. “Looks like we’re stuck here until all the snow blows over..”

123. “Seriously!?! The powers out?”

124. “Who sent these chocolates and flowers?”

125. “I don’t deserve this gift, Y/n. You have to take it back.”

126. “I think eating Chocolate alone on a holiday is completely normal.”

127. “Did i actually sleep through Christmas/New years/ Hanukkah?”

128.1 ‘Did you actually dye your hair red and green?”

128.2 “Seriously did you dye your hair blue for winter?”

128.3 “How is it possible to dye your hair gold for new years.”

129. “We’re not going to spend the holidays alone and sad. i won’t allow that!”

130. “I’m bringing the holiday party to you!”

131. “Please come over. I don’t want to be alone on Christmas.”

132. “Yes i’m out clubbing on new years. Please just pick me up!”

134. “I think i love you. Wow that sounds so cliche.”

135.  “I know that people usually kiss under mistletoe but.. I had other things planned.”

136. “Seriously, staring at me won’t get me to be your new years date.”

137. “You know i could never leave you alone on your favorite holiday.”

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Which is a place it technically never should have been in, considering that @cold-creature lives in the eastern states of mY OWN COUNTRY :V IT TOOK OVER SEVERAL MONTHS FOR A PARCEL SENT FROM AUSTRALIA TO ESSENTIALLY GET TO AUSTRALIA ISNT THAT AMAZING LMAO.


(I was a bit worried Veron had sent me perishable food or something because she said and i quote “i dont know if it will last such a long trip” and i was like 😱 and was almost scared to open the box XD)

You will find me

for @agentmarymargaretskitz ❤️

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Words are lost
Mouths are closed
Even through the silent pause
You take it all

Leonard stared into the void as the team explained to him what his past self did. Sara sat on the captain’s chair with her elbows resting on her knees and her head bowed. It wasn’t like her. She always held herself proud and confident and didn’t flinch, but she couldn’t look at him.

Not anymore.

If he was her, he wouldn’t have even let him inside the ship when they found him in that post-apocalyptic Los Angeles.

But now they were back and he knew what he had done… because it was him. In 2014 that was Leonard Snart. He had killed Amaya, a person he didn’t know and who just seemed to have gotten in his way and he had killed Mick; thankfully not Mick Mick but he still murdered his best friend in cold blood…

There was nothing he could possibly say or do to fix that and yes, they were both alive and the timeline was restored but it didn’t change that he had killed both of them… And the rest of them had seen it with their own eyes.

Table talks
Getting through the car ride home
It could be a late night call
You take it all


“Snart, it’s not your fault.” Ray says first and his voice is so genuine, Leonard almost sucks a breath. Almost.

“Yes it is.” He answers and turns to Amaya who is standing next to Ray and Nate. “Look, I don’t know you… I don’t know if you are a nice person, but judging by your crew… you must be.” He took a shaky breath. “I’m sorry; I mean… I’m sorry for killing you. ”

“To be honest, I don’t remember it. I don’t remember anything that happened in Doomworld, as you know. But I appreciate it.” She gave him a small smile.

“We’ll be in the temporal zone for a couple more days.” Sara announced and stood up from the chair, finally setting her eyes on Leonard.  Her gaze is focused and blurry all at once.

He turned and left the bridge; ignoring Sara calling out his name in the distance.

Anchor to hold


“Snart, wait!” She called out as she finally reached Leonard, who just realized that someone else might be living in his old room. The room wasn’t neat, as he always made sure it was. Many history books were scattered around the desk where he used to set his cold gun and notes and post its, were all over the floor.

“Nate uhm… he moved in your room a while back because we didn’t have anywhere else to put him.” Sara explained as she stood next to him with her hands on her back pockets. Leonard took a step back and turned to look away from her, intending to leave again.

“Wait. You can come in my room until Mick cleans up his or we can tidy Rip’s old room up a bit and-.”

“No.” He answered.

“No? As in, no you don’t want Rip’s room or..?”

“As in no I don’t belong here.” Leonard stated with a strained voice. “Not anymore. I’ll just crash in Mick’s room until we get back in 2017. Can you drop me off in Central City?”

“You’re leaving?”

“Do I have a reason to stay? Pocahontas talked to me only so I wouldn’t feel guilty for killing her and the other newbie couldn’t even look at me. The rest of the team didn’t seem thrilled with my miraculous return either.”

“They’re glad to have you back, but you have to understand that just a week ago we saw you kill two members of our team in front of our eyes and they are gonna need some time to get over that. Mick… He was hallucinating seeing you and then you were there and… Just everything went to hell as usual and now we’re trying to pick up the pieces.” Her hand ghosted on his forearm. “But we want you to stay. All of us.”

You leave me room for my imperfections
When I’m a mess and you jump right in
If I drift in the wrong direction
You turn the tide and you calm the wind


“Snart, you might be a crook and a very snarky asshole but you are not that person anymore. You care about people more than you would admit and… you cared so much that you died so we can live and save the world. Without you, without your sacrifice we would have never defeated Savage and the time masters… we would have never defeated the Legion of Doom.”

“A team of supervillains which I was also a member of.”

“A past version of you. Not the you I- we know… Plus, Rip was a part of the Legion and he killed me and I didn’t hold a grudge.”

His face paled.

“He what?”

“He was brainwashed by Thawne, story for another time. The thing is that no one held a grudge either because they knew it wasn’t him.”

“That’s different… That was me. The same me who let a train full of people derail so I would later ambush the Flash. I recruited Mick and I kidnapped The Flash’s doctor friend just so I would get his attention.”

“I don’t know that man. I know the man you became when you saved our lives so many times; when you saved Stein’s life even though he looked down on you and Mick and you saved my life too… you stopped me from being the killer I once was. You don’t know the things I did to survive and the things I did in the name of Ra’s al Rhul, just as I will perhaps never know everything you did in your past. What matters is now. And that you changed. You feel that in your chest? That ache… that agony that makes you want to scream? That’s called remorse. You feel guilty, Leonard. For something you don’t even remember. You feel horrible for killing a woman you don’t even know. That’s the you that deserves to stay on board. So please… Don’t go.”

Anytime, everytime I get lost
You will find me
You will find me
Anytime, everytime I get lost
You will find me
You will find me


She reached out and took his hands in her, looking at him with her blue/grey eyes wet with tears.

“What do you say?”

“…Okay… Okay, I’ll stay.”


He felt her arms wrap around his waist as she pulled him in for a hug; not letting him go until he surrendered and set his own arms around her too and rested his chin on top of her head; closing his eyes at the feeling of being home…

Faint applause, empty rooms
Even when the crowds are gone
You take it all


“Maybe we should get out of the hallway; I’m surprised Nate hasn’t come back to his room anyway.”

“No, I’m here!” Nate piped in from the corner and soon he walked in front of the pair who immediately broke their embrace. “I just didn’t want to interrupt. And Snart… I would like to know the real you… if you decide you wanna stick around I mean…”

Leonard smirked even though his mouth had curved into something much softer than his usual smirk.

We’ll see… I appreciate it though.” Once Nate got in his room and the steel door closed; he turned to face Sara who stood there and looked at him with a small smile.

“Wanna go back to my room? Unless you want me to get Mick and you can sleep with the mouse?”

“Mouse?” He sounded even slightly scared. “Doesn’t Gideon have some sort of… cleaning thing so you went get mice or rats? And how the hell did Mick’s dirt attract a rodent on a timeship?”

“Relax, Ray got Axel for Mick as a Christmas gift.” Explained Sara as they began walking towards her room. “Don’t ask.”

Lines are crossed
Even when my mind’s consumed
I never mean to bruise your heart
But you take it all


“No… No… No.” Leonard mumbled in his sleep as he began breathing easily and stirring; waking up Sara in the process.

“Leonard..?” She asked but he didn’t seem to hear her; being far too consumed by his dreams.

“No, no… Let her go… Take me… Please- not her… Please… NO-.” Leonard cried out and jumped up with his breath catching on his throat.  

“What was that..?” asked Sara as she took his hands in hers; stroking his soft skin with her thumbs. “Snart.”

“Nightmares. I’ve been having them ever since I woke up one day on Jurassic LA. I think it has something to do with the Oculus… It’s like I’m seeing every possible timeline in my head. Every tiny thing that could have gone wrong went very wrong.”

“What did you see tonight?”

“You. Savage slashing your throat because Rip had killed Per Degaton.”

She didn’t say anything… she couldn’t help him with soothing words just yet, so instead she pulled him close and help him tight until the man fell asleep again with tears still rolling down his cheeks.

Sara didn’t try to stop her own tears from coming that night.

Anchor to hold


And the next morning when Leonard woke up with Sara asleep on top of him and realized that it wasn’t some sort of dream he smiled; something that he hadn’t done in a very long time.

Because he finally had returned back to where he belonged.

With his team and the two new members who seemed okay with him after everything that his past self did.

With Mick.

With her.

His family.

All I Want Is You (This Christmas) - Stuart Twombly

Originally posted by rosasalazar

Character: Stuart Twombly

Fandom: The Internship

day 22!! gettin close!!! hope you like this:):)

All I Want Is You (This Christmas) by NSYNC

My Masterlist

Neha watched in amusement as Stuart’s foot bounced up and down nervously, his brows furrowed as he browsed through the various pieces of jewelry.

“Why so nervous, Twombly?” She asked with a smirk. “Nervous to see a certain girl-”

“Shut up.” He glared at her, to which she giggled in response. “I am not nervous. Just.. a bit anxious.”

“That is literally the dictionary definition of ‘nervous’, you dweeb.” Neha deadpanned, and Stuart rolled his eyes. “Look, I get it. You don’t wanna screw getting a gift for a girl who’s totally out of your league-”

“Didn’t I tell you to shut up?” Stuart questioned incredulously. “Why did I even ask you to come help me with this?”

“Because I’m (Y/N)’s best friend and I know everything about her.”

“Well, I’m her boyfriend and I too know everything about her.” Stuart said smugly.

“Obviously not if you don’t know what to get her for Christmas.” She responded, and Stuart groaned.

Stuart threw his head back in annoyance. “Will you just help me? Please? I would like to get her something nice and you’re wasting my time.”

“Aww.” Neha cooed. “You know, it’s actually pretty amusing to see you all worked up over this.” Stuart gave her a look before flipping through a collection of necklaces. “But, since (Y/N)’s my friend, I’ll give you real, not-fake advice. What are you looking for?”

“I don’t know.” He admitted. “Jewelry? Clothes? What does she like the most?”

Neha racked her brain for ideas. “She wears a lot of necklaces and bracelets. Oh, and she likes bath bombs.”

"What the hell is a bath bomb? A bomb in a bath?” Stiles asked, a cringe on his face.

“It’s a- nevermind. I’ll get her one.” Neha sighed. “So, necklaces?”

“I guess.” He replied. “Okay, silver or gold?”

Neha blew air out of her mouth in boredom. “This is gonna be a while.”

(Y/N), Stuart, Neha, Yo-Yo, Nick, Billy and Lyle stood around (Y/N)’s apartment in various spots, chatting as a Christmas playlist played from the TV. 

“What do you say, huh? Gifts now?” Billy proposed with a lively grin. (Y/N) nodded in agreement, and Stuart took a deep breath. Everyone handed out their gifts and sat down, browsing over their gifts in anticipation.

“Alright, I guess we can all just start-” (Y/N) announced, but stopped short once everyone began ripping open their presents.

(Y/N) opened all her gifts from the rest of the team, saving the one from her boyfriend for last, as did Stuart. She eyed the small box with interest before tearing off the wrapping paper to reveal a black box with a fancy brand labelled in contrasting cursive lettings. (Y/N) lifted the lid off as Stuart watched in suspense. Her eyes widened once she saw the beautiful diamond necklace with several small jewels leading up to a larger heart-shaped pendant no larger than the nail of her thumb.

“Stuart, this is.. gorgeous,” She gasped out. “I thought the price limit for gifts was only $20.”

“Do you like it?” Stuart asked, his eyebrows raised in worry.

“Stuart, I love it, thank you,” She smiled genuinely. “But really, this must have cost a fortune.”

“You’re my girlfriend. I wanted to get you something nice.” He shrugged with a small smile.

“Anything you could have gotten me would have made me happy.” She replied honestly. “It came from you, that’s what matters.”

Stuart shook his head. “You deserve the best.”

“That’s why I have you. Because you are the best.” Stuart laughed and kissed her cheek. “Well, my gift pales in comparison to yours. I can get you something nicer if you’d like..”

“No, are you kidding? I have been needing a new laptop case for ages, how did you even remember that?” He grinned, holding up his new black laptop case. (Y/N) shrugged.

“You mentioned it a few months ago, and you never got a new one, so.. I got you one.” She explained bashfully.

“Thank you.” He smiled, looking up at her. 

“It’s not that great. I could get you-”

“No, it’s okay. I really do like it.” Stuart said. “This wasn’t under $20 though, either, right?”

(Y/N) laughed and shook her head. “Of course not. I had to get my wonderful perfect boyfriend something nice.”

Stuart grinned. “I love you.”

“I love you, too, Stew.”

PART 1 [SCENARIO] Boyfriend!Jun...

Ello friends! X’mas just ended here in SG and I did nothing the entire day but watched Goblin HAHAHA. (I hope you had a more productive day heh.) If you’re still in the mood, do check out the ChristmasTeen series

Anyways (as promised), here’s a lil “gift” for you who can’t get enough of Jun hehe. I’ll release Part 2 [DRABBLE] soon! 
Merry Christmas! 🎄✨

junnie :>

Jun on the first date…

  • Jun is extremely shy on the first date - which is so unlike him

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anonymous asked:

6 n 22! and this is random but I'm in need of some good harry smut, do you have any recommendations?

6: A song that makes you want to dance
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper

22: A song that moves you forward
Carpe Diem - You Me At Six

Yes, definitely!! I always recommend anything from @permanentcross and @stylesunchained!! But here are some things that I’ve read recently:

Move - @canistay-haz
This is set in Jamaica and starts out at a concert and the entire vibe just gets me all types of hot and bothered.

Giving Back - @mizpahes
My honey bun did very well with a requested concept. I’m so very proud of her and if you’re into blowjobs I would recommend this one.

Saint Knickers - @kasiwrites
CHRISTMAS IN JULY IS A SPECIAL GIFT. This one is a really cool concept where you’re a set designer and Harry’s acting. And god I love Christmas sweaters and want Harry to just wiggle out of his jeans for me so highly recommend.

Mind the Ferns - @kasiwrites
THIS ONE ROYALLY FUCKED ME UP. I HAVE A THING FOR ROUGH BLOWJOBS AND KASI SET OUT TO KILL ME. Anyways. Harry’s a gardener and you can’t help ogling his sweaty work until you’re in trouble. READ IT.

Model Material - @majorharry
THIS WAS AMAZING. Harry seems like such a tease with everything he does. And I don’t doubt he would hide modeling photos from you until they were released to the public. Plus all of his magazine shoots turn me on so IT’S PRETTY REALISTIC. BLESS YOURSELF WITH THIS ONE.

And I feel like there are more that I’ve read lately but my tags aren’t working rn so that’s all I got. Hope it helps. Xx

christmas AU prompts 2

- “I drew your name out of the Santa for secret Santa that we’re doing with our friends and I really had no clue what to get you, we don’t know each other too well so on the day of the gift exchange I asked what you wanted and that I was sorry but I couldn’t think of anything. you pulled me under the mistletoe oh god” au

- “we just got back to our apartment from the Christmas party at your parents house, I’m really stressed because you big brother didn’t seem to like me but you’re walking around the kitchen, still in that red dress that drives me insane but I really really wanna take it off” au

- “I’m so fucking stressed because it took me twenty minutes to balance the engagement ring box on the tree branches and then when you finally wake up, it fell and now it’s fucking lost and both of us are just really confused when I open my gift bag of new boxers from my mom and there’s an engagement ring in it” au

- “it’s hella snowing outside and the power went out on the third floor (aka your floor) of our apartment building. You come up to my door, asking for blankets because you’re freezing but I just pull you inside and oh wait when did we start cuddling” au

- “I got a candygram a week ago and it had a cute Christmas poem on it in which I was compared to an angel, I’ve been trying to figure out who it was but it finally hit me when you held the door open for me and said ‘no problem, angel’” au

- “I was scared to take you over to meet my family on Christmas but I should’ve known that you and my mom would just sit and look at my baby pictures and you’d talk about football with my dad, I’m literally the outcast here” au

- “you’ve had too much egg nog and rum and now you’re drunk and doing a strip tease for everyone at this Christmas party, it isn’t sexy in the slightest because you’re giggling and your sweater is caught over your head but I’m still falling in love with you” au

- “I get caught with one of my friends under the mistletoe and you literally sprint from across the room to shove them out of the way and take their spot” au

- “we went through a really bad break up a month ago, but I already bought you a Christmas gift. it’s too late to return it now and I know you’d really like it so I show up to your house on Christmas Eve and present the new watch I bought to replace your old one that’s nearly falling apart and I swear I see tears in your eyes” au

- “our daughter’s birthday is on Christmas and we’re in a tough situation when we have to explain to her that her birthday isn’t a national holiday and Santa doesn’t give her birthday gifts” au

Here’s a list of some Christmas YoonMin stories no one asked for but everyone should read.

Holiday Order Info!

It’s November and that means The Season is upon us. Retail workers and small business owners are filled with bit excitement and fear.

Okay. But really. It’s holiday time and I just wanna give you guys some heads up for ordering gifts from the shop.

USA folks: the last day to order for Christmas will be December 10.

International fellas: since shipping takes a bit longer, The last day for you is December 1.

This will help me ensure that you’re getting your orders in time! Thank you so much to everyone who has already gotten gifts from me this year, and to those who plan to. Even though it’s busy, this is definitely my favorite time of the year with the shop!

Stressed Out? No Problem~

A/N: This scenario was requested by an anon, where the mini NCT crew comes to de-stress your life after tough time at school/work!

And Happy Holidays to everyone!! Did you guys get any good gifts you liked? Me personally, it isn’t Christmas morning for me yet, so I have yet to open my gifts. Other than that I spent most of my day baking cookies!

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Christmas gift

Originally posted by koiyomi

Yoongi x reader


1033 words

In which you Yoongi gives you your Christmas gift early.

Christmas was approaching, and you were finally able to celebrate Christmas with your boyfriend after two years of dating. ​Yoongi was always extremely busy with work, especially at this time of year, but he managed to get a break for just tonight. The plan was to spend Christmas Eve​ and Christmas day together before he had rehearsals for BTS’s end-of-the-year performances.​

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Jeff Skinner #3

Requested by Anon:  Hi!! Can i have a Jeff Skinner imagine where you are not a romantic stuff girl and Jeff is always trying to make you said cute things to him, sometimes he wins but not always and he tells you that anyways he’s still in love with you? And i wanna tell you that you are an amazing writer and you always make me smile, you are very important for us.

*Thank you so much! I’m just so happy that I make you smile. I hope I don’t disappoint you with this. I loooove Jeff Skinner, don’t even get me started. :) Enjoy!*

Word count: 891

Originally posted by puckducky

You shifted uneasily on the bed and watched as Jeff shook the wrapped box he was holding, “ugh,” you groaned, “I hate this.”

You just opened his Christmas gift for you – a new Kindle because he knows you broke your last one – which was perfect and really thoughtful of him and now you’re just sitting here, biting your nails, as you watch him get disappointed.

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Sexism Sucks

Client connected to me today. I asked him questions to figure out what his tech problem is. He responds and says, “ANGIE, get me a guy”. 

Strike one. 

I say, I can’t transfer him until I know what his issue is. 

“hmmm, I’ll give you ONE guess.” Alright Snarky McSnarkerson. I can play too.

“Well considering you connected to a tech support chat, I am guessing its computer related, but you actually do need to tell me what the issue is specifically so I can help.”

Hooo, buddy did not like that.

“You need to get me to a supervisor or a guy to help me, because you’re useless.”

Strike two.

Still has not told me what he needs. So I politely ask if I can call him to clarify the issue, cause sometimes there’s a disconnect between the chat.

THIS JACKASS COMES BACK, “Sure wanna talk about christmas gifts or just gossip.”

I hate confrontation, but I am a damn good ‘kill them with kindness lined with a little arsenic’ so I say,

“Well, preferably, I’d love to talk about the issue you are having so I can do my job”

Of course he swings back,

“Then get a supervisor or a guy to help me please? Your questions are at a point of ridiculousness and i dont have the time or patience to train you”

At this point I show my co workers, and AS A SINGLE HIVE UNIT THEY ALL SAY “disconnect him, just send the ‘be a professional line’ and disconnect”

So I do, but NOW my co workers (mostly guys) have stepped up and said they will become unavailable so that all the women on the team can get him just to piss him off. Lo and behold, the other girl on the team gets him as he is reconnecting.

Card Exchange

SO I’m not gonna have the energy or time to do a lot of christmas gift making this year (sorry) BUT I still wanna do stuff for my friends/mutuals so

If you would like a christmas card from me this year either reply to this or send me an ask. (Again, mutuals only please (don’t wanna get overwhelmed))

Not 100% sure on what I’ll make (either I’m buying them or making prints out of a photo) but I’m heavily considering this LOVELY picture from last year

I can probably include a pencil doodle of your choice as well.

You don’t have to send one back, but I do love getting mail, it’d be up to you.

Knight Without Honor (Part 3)

Word Count: 1900
Warnings: Mean Stepmothers, unwanted pressure, fluff
Pairings: Bucky x Reader

Summary: Royalty; It was in your blood. Your family had been ruling for generations. Your mother passed before she could birth a son, but your father remarried in hopes of having one more chance. Life is an adventure, especially when you’re a rebellious princess with an evil stepmother.

A/N: I just wanna say a quick thank you! Thank you to everyone that reads my stuff, thank you for all the beautiful messages I get every day, thank you for the reblogs, comments, and likes! 

Thank you for getting me to 2,000 followers for Christmas! It was the best gift I could ever ask for. I love you all so much. Thank you once again! 

Chapter One | Chapter Two 

Originally posted by saferion

Wanda gripped your hand tightly, “Don’t do anything stupid, do you understand?” 

You nodded frantically, feeling as if you were going to combust with excitement. Her hand was on your doorknob, and she looked back at the other two maids, nodding with a look of determination on her face, “You’re lucky we love you.” 

“I know.” You whispered back, inching forward. She pulled the door open swiftly, ushering you out before the guards posted at your door could get a good look at your face in the dimly lit corridor. 

“Goodnight, ladies.” Your guard, Matthew, called. The three of you didn’t turn back to look at him, nor his friend Robert. Every muscle in your body felt tense, ready to run if you had to. 

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All I Want For Christmas Is You

Originally posted by iwantcupcakes

Anon Request: Omg how bout a Christmas one with tony where he thinks he needs to get the reader some huge gift but she just wants some low key time spent together and isn’t with him for his money

A/N: I love this request tbh

Word count: 526

Warnings: none


Dating Tony Stark was hard.

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