if you think i know what this is. you're wrong

  • Christen: What's wrong?
  • Tobin: Nothing, it's just adults are boring, and I hate them. And I don't want to buy all this stupid, boring, adult stuff and become boring adults.
  • Christen: Hey, listen to me. Yes, we're gonna get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board. But if you think for one second I'm not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter, so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you're asleep, then you're the dumbest woman I know.
  • Tobin: You're gonna make me cry.
Fake Chats #144
  • Jungkook: how come you don't get happy when I hug you anymore?
  • Jimin: I'm always happy when you hug me.
  • Jungkook: but you don't show it.
  • Jimin: am I supposed to jump up and down?
  • Jungkook: no, but...I'm still your baby, right?
  • Jimin: you've always been my baby. Everybody knows that.
  • Jungkook: but I'm STILL your baby, right?
  • Jimin: okay, what's wrong? Are you homesick?
  • Jungkook: not exactly.
  • Jimin: do you wanna talk about it?
  • Jungkook: no.
  • Jimin: do you want cuddles?
  • Jungkook: I was a cuddle bunny for Hoseok-hyung earlier.
  • Jimin: so you're cuddled out?
  • Jungkook: no, this bunny is always happy to have cuddles.
  • Jimin: you get weirder every day.
  • Jungkook: uh huh, and you get cuter every day.
  • Jimin: are you sure nothing's wrong? 'Cause you're totally koala-ing me right now.
  • Jungkook: so maybe this bunny is having an identity crisis and think he's a koala for an afternoon.
  • Jimin: oh, my adorable, baby bunny-koala, what am I doing to do with you?
  • Jungkook: love me, obviously. Now c'mon, cuddle.
  • Shitty: What's wrong?
  • Lardo: Nothing, it's just adults are boring, and I hate them. And I don't want to buy all this stupid, boring, adult stuff and become boring adults.
  • Shitty: Hey, listen to me. Yes, we're gonna get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board. But if you think for one second I'm not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter, so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you're asleep, then you're the dumbest man I know.
  • Lardo: You're gonna make me cry.

anonymous asked:

question (if you're willing): how do ya tell real kid art from fake kid art? (i wanna know for future reference)

It’s not a science, and I could always be wrong, BUT once you have seen many examples of real children’s art, you kinda get a sense of how they think, what appeals to them, and how they translate their ideas onto paper. Adults trying to imitate children always seem to underestimate just how weird kids are.

I dunno. Adults tend to be too “clean” with their lines, have more consistent proportions and spacing, and tend to go for an overly innocent and simplistic vibe that kids rarely ever have. Kid art is usually cramped, sprawling, weirdly detailed, and… very liberal with the meanings of shapes. The handwriting is often a dead giveaway, too - even when adults write childishly on purpose, it has a kind of practiced consistency. Kids labor over individual letters, picking up their pens between strokes, creating lines that are variously strained and wobbly because they don’t have the muscle memory to write them without thinking hard about it.

almintoms  asked:

I'm autistic myself, and I don't cried over a single word. In fact, if you tried to censor a word because you're scared of hurting my "fweelings," I'm sorry but I'm even more offended if you tried to treat me like a child. You think I'm not capable for handling a word. Cami, you did NOTHING wrong. I know that you are a nice girl with have a fun personality. I don't want to this to become popular, but you guys are not heroes. You are HURTING a person. Just so you know. Cami, you'll be fine.

Wow you are what humanity should strieve to be.

My respects man, keep it up. We need more people like you who are emotionally strong.

  • Someone: *makes a completely nonsensical ship analysis post and puts it in the MAIN tag
  • Someone else: that's incorrect.
  • The original person: omg stop bullying me, why can't you leave me in PEACE, why can't you just let people enjoy themselves, like omg? fandoms are so fanDUMB, I'm leaving lol
  • The original person: *does it again a day later
  • Same thing: *happens
  • The original person: oh my god, stop bullying me-
Hermione vs Astoria
  • Blaise: You've got to choose mate. You can't keep them both!
  • Draco: But I fancy them both!
  • Blaise: You think you do but you don't. Don't think with your dick.
  • Draco: I do not!
  • Blaise: Come on then, just list down all the cons you have for the both of 'em. That way you'll see what you're getting into. Choose the one with the shorter list.
  • Draco: Alright... [scowls]
  • Blaise: Granger first. I'm sure you've got plenty of--
  • Draco: She's manipulative, she's an insufferable know-it-all, I was always behind her in class, she's a prude, a swot-- I hate how she bites her nail, when she thinks she can sing to save her life, when she squints her eyes when she insists that I'm wrong. That hair of hers she can't seem to tame, I mean sleekeazy's won't hurt once in a while! And thinking about my parents, I hate that she's a muggle-born.
  • Blaise: See? But take it easy now. Don't want to lose "insults" for Astoria now, do we? So, Greengrass then? I'm sure she's a lovely--
  • Draco: She's not Hermione Granger...
  • Blaise: ...
  • Draco: ...
  • Blaise: Err, there you go?
Square tf up Yoosung
  • Seven: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.
  • Yoosung: That's what you do?
  • Seven: Me?
  • Seven: Oh, no.
  • Seven: My power is no illusion.
  • Seven: I can fucking demolish you.
Fake Chats #150
  • Jungkook: I'm going out!
  • Jungkook: I'm going out with Jimin
  • Jungkook: Jimin-hyung and I are going out together!
  • Jungkook: Jimin-hyung is going out with me!
  • Taehyung: will you shut up and get going already? And pick up some hot chocolate mix on your way back. We're out. And if you've woken Yoongi-hyung up by your yelling, I'm not taking the fall.
  • Jimin: I told you they wouldn't care.
  • Jungkook: but I'm going out with you.
  • Jimin: yeah, but everybody knows you're not speaking in italics, so nobody cares.
  • Jungkook: I could be. How would you know? There are no italics in verbal conversation.
  • Taehyung: oh, is that so? Well, let me tell you mister - you're dead wrong.
  • Jimin: you were saying?
  • Jungkook: okay, fine. There are verbal italics. But what if I said, 'Jimin-hyung and I are going out together!'
  • Seokjin: you're doing what with my son? Without Tae as a chaperone? I don't think so.
  • Jungkook: are you all playing me?
  • Taehyung: you'll never know.
  • Seokjin: just like you'll never know how Taehyung appears randomly.
  • Jimin: or why Seokjin-hyung is the youngest of us all.
  • Seokjin: hey!
  • Jimin: that's our cue to leave.
  • Jungkook: I don't understand anything.
  • Taehyung: oh, we know.
  • Widowmaker: Ok, I've been watching you for 10 minutes now. What are you doing?
  • Lucio: OH uhh...this is not what it looks like.
  • Widowmaker: I know what this looks like. And you're doing it wrong. That's not how you bury a body. You need to push the shovel in more with your feet and-
  • Lucio: He was asking for it.
  • Widowmaker: Yes they are always asking for it. Honestly I'm a bit proud. Didn't think you had it in you.
  • Lucio: No. I mean Junkrat literally asked me to bury him alive.
  • Junkrat: I call it a "Dirt Nap". It's warm and cool at the same time!
  • Widowmaker: Oh...Well if you ever need a body taken care of let me know. There are better ways than burying them.
  • Lucio: ...She scares me.
  • Junkrat: Yeah but you make her proud. Now hurry up and bury me.
Illness-Based rp Starters
  • "You've been coughing a lot. You okay?"
  • "What is wrong with you?"
  • "Gosh, you're burning up!"
  • "Um, hey? Anyone in there? Hello?"
  • "Ugh, just blow your nose already."
  • "My head might just explode."
  • "I think I'm gonna hurl."
  • "If you get me sick, I'll kill you."
  • "Ah-choo!"
  • "Okay, that can't be allergies. Are you sick?"
  • "Geez, you look like crap."
  • "That is so gross."
  • "Hey, woah. Don't pass out on me here."
  • "You really should be in bed, you know."
  • "I'm too busy to spend all day in bed."
  • "I'b fide."
  • "Please tell me there's some cough drops left."
  • "Do you think it's warm in here?"
  • "You're so pale."
  • "Have you eaten today?"
  • "They told me you passed out. How do you feel?"
  • "I'm not getting out of bed."
  • "The soup is probably great, but I can't taste a thing."
  • "You know, that's not helping me feel better."
  • "My nose hates me."
  • "You should probably stay back. You don't want to catch this."
  • "Are you coming down with something?"
  • "My throat feels funny."
  • Nog: What's wrong?
  • Jake: Nothing, it's just adults are boring, and I hate them. And I don't want to buy all this stupid, boring, adult stuff and become boring adults.
  • Nog: Hey, listen to me. Yes, we're gonna get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board. But if you think for one second I'm not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter, so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you're asleep, then you're the dumbest man I know.
  • Jake: You're gonna make me cry.
The Signs THE 1975 Lyrics
  • Aries: If you never shoot you'll never know, if you never eat you'll never grow//
  • Robbers
  • Taurus: I'll give you one more time, we'll give you one more fight// Robbers
  • Gemini: She's got a two-tone everything, way too intelligent. Moving but she just can't move// She Way Out
  • Cancer: Don't you need me?
  • I, I think I'm falling, I'm falling for you//Fallingforyou
  • Leo: You're cold and I burn, I guess I'll never learn//Settle Down
  • Virgo: Hey now think about what to do, think about what to say, I think about how to think//Chocolate
  • Libra: I gave you something you can never give back, don't you mind//Me
  • Scorpio: God only knows but you'll never leave her//Robbers
  • Sagittarius: What's the fun in doing what you're told//Girls
  • Capricorn: Now if you just take off your mask, to find out everything's gone wrong//Robbers
  • Aquarius: Why don't you take your heart out, instead of living in your head?//Heart Out
  • Pisces: Step into your skin? I'd rather jump in your bones//The 1975

anonymous asked:

Basically you're saying being stupid is fine and nothing's wrong with it and that people pointing out stupidity are automatically ableist and that it's wrong. Are you just an insecure person that always gets called stupid, and you know you're stupid so now you're getting all defensive? Seems like it. What is your mind for, God's gift, if you wont utilize it properly? What are you even living for? Yes some people are just really slow, but that doesn't excuse them from trying to be better.

i’m sorry i have to publish this y’all i just think that the fact that anybody would think this message is remotely insulting is laughable.

somebody was so bitter that they typed this out.

they took an attribute (intelligence) i clearly do not think is valuable in regard to a person’s worth, and tried to make me feel like i as a person am worth less.

how misguided and petty can one be at the same time?

anonymous asked:

God I love your art. It's so beautiful and colorful and ahhhhhhhh? Do you have anatomy or color references or tutorials you follow/ed while you were developing your style? I'm snooping around the internet for some to improve my own art and was wondering if you had any. It's okay if you don't! Your art is lovely, again, and keep doing what you're doing <3

TY!! That means a lot!!!

Anatomy references I don’t have or can’t think of any good ones cause honestly I’ve never used any. I learned anatomy by doing figure studies of real life models and I use references of real life modals regularly when I draw. Posemaniacs.com is a great place for pose refs and they also have a figure drawing program that gets you in the habbit of being able to draw figures quickly. I use the skeleton method (you know, the lines with the circle joints)

It just takes practice and there’s no right or wrong method to it! You can do it!

As far as coloring tutorials, I don’t use those either. But I can show you how I color. First off, I use Sai. I’ll post my brush settings. 

I use this brush for literally everything. Sketching, line art, coloring and blending are all done with this brush.  I basically just use the color picker (eyedrop tool, whatever you wanna call it.) and just pick and blend manually. and pick and blend and pick and blend until its as smooth as I want it to be (I don’t try to make it SUPER smooth cause I like having some strokes visible. It makes it look more rough and stylized, otherwise I’d just use the watercolor tool.) 

And that’s it. That’s all I do. There’s also no right or wrong way to color so honestly just play with it. 

GIRLFRIEND
  • Mila: hold on GIRLFRIEND, I got you this thing I just know you'll look lovely in
  • Sara: thank so much GIRLFRIEND I just appreciate and love you so much
  • Michele: oh look at them being besties, I'm so happy Sara doesn't have men lusting after her for once
  • Mila: oh no you definitely got that wrong, I definitely am lusting after your sister, didn't you hear me explicitly calling her girlfriend earlier? Like this is definitely not platonic at all if that's what you're thinking, it's gay, very gay, so gay that in fact we could give yuuri and victor a run for their money, like that's how gay and unplatonic our relationship is
  • Victor in the background: UNTRUE IM THE GAYEST TO EVER GAY
  • Yuuri: victor please stop this is utterly embarrassing
3

“What episode of “Glee” have you revisited the most?”

Probably the one when we went to New York in Season 2. That’s one of my most favorite episodes, and it was personally such a special episode for me because I had just left New York a year prior, and the next thing you know I was coming back one year later with this hugely successful show being followed by, I think, close to, like 200 fans and paparazzi. So, for me, it was crazy to be in these places that I’d walked through hundreds of times in my life, but now in such a different way. So, that was such a pivotal episode for me.

  • I-Pin: What's wrong?
  • Lambo: Nothing, it's just adults are boring, and I hate them. And I don't want to buy all this stupid, boring, adult stuff and become boring adults.
  • I-Pin: Hey, listen to me. Yes, we're gonna get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board.
  • I-Pin: But if you think for one second I'm not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter, so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you're asleep, then you're the dumbest boy I know.
  • Lambo: ... you're gonna make me cry.