if you think i know what this is. you're wrong

Don’t Call Me That.

Lemme know what you think!

-X-

(Not my GIF)

Originally posted by stylesinthewild



When he first hears you say it, it’s faint and he’s not sure if you actually said it or if his mind is playing games. All he hears his your voice,a mere whisper even calling the name “Alex” in your sleep. He can also here you whimpering and a change in your breathing pattern which he recognises as how are when you’re about to cum and he knows he doesn’t like it when you’re having wet dreams about another man, he hates it really.

So when morning comes along with it comes having to face reality and for you to deal with a very distant and angry Harry. When you confront him to talk about it,he promises it’snot big deal and that he’s just having an off day but having been with him for so long, you know he’s lying. You’ve finally had enough after dinner and you corner him when he’s the most vulnerable and his guard was let down : the shower.

“Harry you have to tell me what is wrong or else there’s nothing I can do to help you.”

“Who is Alex, love?” The nickname which was once used as a way to express his love for you and how it was not measurable is not used in a spiteful tone filled with hatred.

At first you're​ shocked and then you stop for a second and think which brings back the faint memories of a dream that you had the previous night. A dream starring your boyfriend as his character in his film, an arrogant look on his face as he nailed you against a wall and kissed you with all his might. At this you start laughing finally realising why Harry has been so bitter all day, he gets angry when he hears laughter bubble from your lips. it pisses him off about how you find the thought of you cheating on him with a man named Alex funny.

“What’s so funny? Is this relationship funny to you?”

“Oh harry, my sweet innocent baby boy, do you remember what happened when I came to visit you on set during the film?”

“You had fun. You spoke to Fionn, Barry, Aneurin, Tom and Jack and you told me how proud you were. What does this have to do with an Alex?”

You laugh at your daft and apparently clueless boyfriend. “ All that aside, what happened in the bedroom? After you came back from set?”

“Well the condoms I bought for your week long visit got over in two days. You loved my uniform, didn’t you?”A smile slowly grew on his face as he understood where this was going. Well two could play this game, he concluded as a sly smirk formed on his berry pink lips.

“And why was that?” You gasped as you felt his hand slide against your core,already slick and wet at the thought of him fucking you.

His left hand begins to gather your hair against one shoulder, his mouth planting spongy kisses against your neck as his right hand just lingered over where you needed him the most. Two of his fingers slowly entered your hole while his thumb rubbed circles against your clit without any rhythm. 

“So wet for me, aren’t you? Who did this to you baby?” his voice rough and husky as it was laced with desire, you failed to notice his accent was also a little thicker.

“You, Harry. You did this. Oh god, please don’t stop.” One of your hands went down to hold his that was still steadily pumping his fingers into you while his thumb continued it’s motion against your sensitive nub. He suddenly stopped, his fingers pulling out of you as his other hand released your hair from it’s gasp. 

“What did you call me? That’s not my name, is it baby girl?”He bought him fingers up to his mouth, his tongue peaking out and licking all the wetness that was coated on them as his jade irises stared point blank into your eyes, a lustful look in them.

“Daddy please.”

“Well, I would. But that’s not my name either.” His arms were crossed in front of him as he looked at you, finally having you in the place where he wanted you, All pliant and willing to do anything for him.

“Well I’m running out of answers and I need you Harry please.” You stomped your foot frustrated, tears pooling in your eyes as you were desperate for him. Desperate for his cock to be in you, to reach that sweet spot that made you see stars and feel like your were in heaven.

He stepped forward, cornering you completely  into the wet shower wall. Your back hit the cold tiles as you looked at him all doe eyed and desperate, his favourite look on you if he’s being honest.

“Well darling, you can call me Alex.

-X- 

So that’s little thought I had this morning. I hope you all liked it, I can do part two of her actually calling him “Alex” in bed if y’all are up for it. @trulymadlysydney @oh-styles , you can’t beat me at my own game. Payback is a bitch, isn’t it?

Love you all so much, xx.

Sentence Starters {Intense Angst Edition}
  • "Do I really mean nothing to you?"
  • "I never meant to hurt you!"
  • "You are worth less than dirt to me."
  • "We could have been happy together..."
  • "I should've protected you!"
  • "Will you stay with me till I'm gone?"
  • "Don't leave me here, please!"
  • "It was my fault... it was all my fault!"
  • "I don't want to die-!"
  • "Please give me another chance!"
  • "It's okay... I wasn't meant to survive this."
  • "Please forgive me..."
  • "I'm dying and you can't stop it."
  • "You're dying and I can't stop it!"
  • "I only came to say goodbye."
  • "Stay with me!"
  • "I thought you loved me. I was wrong."
  • "I thought I loved you. I was wrong."
  • "Please don't hurt me!"
  • "I don't want to see you."
  • "I'm so sorry..."
  • "I'm ending it tonight. Don't try to stop me..."
  • "What did you do to yourself?"
  • "You can't just tell me to leave!"
  • "This wasn't meant to work out, you know."
  • "It's too hard. It's just too hard..."
  • "I was stupid to think you cared."
  • "You were stupid to think I cared."
Fake Chats #144
  • Jungkook: how come you don't get happy when I hug you anymore?
  • Jimin: I'm always happy when you hug me.
  • Jungkook: but you don't show it.
  • Jimin: am I supposed to jump up and down?
  • Jungkook: no, but...I'm still your baby, right?
  • Jimin: you've always been my baby. Everybody knows that.
  • Jungkook: but I'm STILL your baby, right?
  • Jimin: okay, what's wrong? Are you homesick?
  • Jungkook: not exactly.
  • Jimin: do you wanna talk about it?
  • Jungkook: no.
  • Jimin: do you want cuddles?
  • Jungkook: I was a cuddle bunny for Hoseok-hyung earlier.
  • Jimin: so you're cuddled out?
  • Jungkook: no, this bunny is always happy to have cuddles.
  • Jimin: you get weirder every day.
  • Jungkook: uh huh, and you get cuter every day.
  • Jimin: are you sure nothing's wrong? 'Cause you're totally koala-ing me right now.
  • Jungkook: so maybe this bunny is having an identity crisis and think he's a koala for an afternoon.
  • Jimin: oh, my adorable, baby bunny-koala, what am I doing to do with you?
  • Jungkook: love me, obviously. Now c'mon, cuddle.
Hermione vs Astoria
  • Blaise: You've got to choose mate. You can't keep them both!
  • Draco: But I fancy them both!
  • Blaise: You think you do but you don't. Don't think with your dick.
  • Draco: I do not!
  • Blaise: Come on then, just list down all the cons you have for the both of 'em. That way you'll see what you're getting into. Choose the one with the shorter list.
  • Draco: Alright... [scowls]
  • Blaise: Granger first. I'm sure you've got plenty of--
  • Draco: She's manipulative, she's an insufferable know-it-all, I was always behind her in class, she's a prude, a swot-- I hate how she bites her nail, when she thinks she can sing to save her life, when she squints her eyes when she insists that I'm wrong. That hair of hers she can't seem to tame, I mean sleekeazy's won't hurt once in a while! And thinking about my parents, I hate that she's a muggle-born.
  • Blaise: See? But take it easy now. Don't want to lose "insults" for Astoria now, do we? So, Greengrass then? I'm sure she's a lovely--
  • Draco: She's not Hermione Granger...
  • Blaise: ...
  • Draco: ...
  • Blaise: Err, there you go?
  • Shitty: What's wrong?
  • Lardo: Nothing, it's just adults are boring, and I hate them. And I don't want to buy all this stupid, boring, adult stuff and become boring adults.
  • Shitty: Hey, listen to me. Yes, we're gonna get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board. But if you think for one second I'm not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter, so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you're asleep, then you're the dumbest man I know.
  • Lardo: You're gonna make me cry.
  • Christen: What's wrong?
  • Tobin: Nothing, it's just adults are boring, and I hate them. And I don't want to buy all this stupid, boring, adult stuff and become boring adults.
  • Christen: Hey, listen to me. Yes, we're gonna get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board. But if you think for one second I'm not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter, so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you're asleep, then you're the dumbest woman I know.
  • Tobin: You're gonna make me cry.
Square tf up Yoosung
  • Seven: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.
  • Yoosung: That's what you do?
  • Seven: Me?
  • Seven: Oh, no.
  • Seven: My power is no illusion.
  • Seven: I can fucking demolish you.
Illness-Based rp Starters
  • "You've been coughing a lot. You okay?"
  • "What is wrong with you?"
  • "Gosh, you're burning up!"
  • "Um, hey? Anyone in there? Hello?"
  • "Ugh, just blow your nose already."
  • "My head might just explode."
  • "I think I'm gonna hurl."
  • "If you get me sick, I'll kill you."
  • "Ah-choo!"
  • "Okay, that can't be allergies. Are you sick?"
  • "Geez, you look like crap."
  • "That is so gross."
  • "Hey, woah. Don't pass out on me here."
  • "You really should be in bed, you know."
  • "I'm too busy to spend all day in bed."
  • "I'b fide."
  • "Please tell me there's some cough drops left."
  • "Do you think it's warm in here?"
  • "You're so pale."
  • "Have you eaten today?"
  • "They told me you passed out. How do you feel?"
  • "I'm not getting out of bed."
  • "The soup is probably great, but I can't taste a thing."
  • "You know, that's not helping me feel better."
  • "My nose hates me."
  • "You should probably stay back. You don't want to catch this."
  • "Are you coming down with something?"
  • "My throat feels funny."
4

“I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.” -Lemony Snicket 

  • [Yoosung breathes]
  • Saeran: Oh my god, I hate you! You're so naïve and stupid and oblivious!
  • Yoosung: But I didn't say anything...
  • Saeran: Shut up. JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!
  • [Saeran leaves the room just as Seven enters]
  • Seven: *pats Yoosung's back* Hey, don't worry it's not your fault.
  • Yoosung: *sighs* I didn't think it was my fault...
  • Seven: Then what were you thinking about?
  • Yoosung: Well, for some reason, he's upset. I just want to know why.
  • Seven: In that case, it's your fault then.
  • Yoosung: What? But you just said-
  • Seven: It clearly was your fault.
  • Yoosung: Then please tell me what I did wrong.
  • Seven: You're cute.
  • Yoosung: What?
  • Seven: He's angry because you're too cute.
  • Yoosung: That doesn't even make any sense.
  • Seven: It doesn't have too. I agree with him. You're so cute that I'd give up my life for you. You're just...so perfect. I just wanna take you to see the stars and kiss you, then take you to the space station and marry you.
  • Yoosung: What?!
  • Seven: What?!
  • Saeran: *coming back from the shadows* What?!

almintoms  asked:

I'm autistic myself, and I don't cried over a single word. In fact, if you tried to censor a word because you're scared of hurting my "fweelings," I'm sorry but I'm even more offended if you tried to treat me like a child. You think I'm not capable for handling a word. Cami, you did NOTHING wrong. I know that you are a nice girl with have a fun personality. I don't want to this to become popular, but you guys are not heroes. You are HURTING a person. Just so you know. Cami, you'll be fine.

Wow you are what humanity should strieve to be.

My respects man, keep it up. We need more people like you who are emotionally strong.

Random Starters [ send me one maybe? ]
  • "Do you believe in the tooth fairy?"
  • "I think I'm pregnant. And it's not yours."
  • "I feel like I'm going to puke."
  • "Are you seriously wearing that to the party tonight?"
  • "You need to change that attitude before we leave this house."
  • "I AM NOT CRAZY!"
  • "Stop staring at me like I grew a second head."
  • "Are you drunk or do you just act like that all the time?"
  • "I forgot where I parked my car."
  • "I'm not going to lie to you anymore. I do love you, but I..."
  • "It's only a slice of pie."
  • "I just want to be loved again. Is that so wrong?"
  • "The cat is looking at me funny."
  • "YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"
  • "I think you're the prettiest thing I've ever seen."
  • "Care to join me?"
  • "I would rather not eat dinner alone."
  • "Did you remember to lock the door?"
  • "How do you live with yourself everyday, doing what you do?"
  • "I don't feel pretty enough for him."
  • "You can do anything you set your mind to."
  • "People say ignorance is bliss, but... I just want to know the truth."
  • "People are stupid today."
  • "I'm in the hospital. Can you come?"
  • "You're act liking I'm in love with you or something."
  • "Go ahead and leave. I'm not going to stop you."
  • "I'm tired of fighting."
  • "I think you need help."
  • "Do whatever you believe in, and I'll support you."
  • "What is it like being you?"
  • Someone: *makes a completely nonsensical ship analysis post and puts it in the MAIN tag
  • Someone else: that's incorrect.
  • The original person: omg stop bullying me, why can't you leave me in PEACE, why can't you just let people enjoy themselves, like omg? fandoms are so fanDUMB, I'm leaving lol
  • The original person: *does it again a day later
  • Same thing: *happens
  • The original person: oh my god, stop bullying me-

anonymous asked:

could I please request headcanons (sfw/nsfw) on what it would be like to be an Uchiha bride?

I’m gonna do the main Uchihas or else it’s going to take forever haha! - Aidyn

Madara

❖ Being Madara’s wife would mean that you're completely untouchable. People in the Uchiha clan would fear even talking to you in case they say something wrong and Madara comes to know. They would always be extremely respectful, to the point where to you it seems completely ridiculous. Men wouldn’t even dare look at you for too long in case Madara is watching and thinks they’re trying to flirt with you.

Izuna

❖ Izuna would want his spouse to be treated like royalty, so he’d hire the best servants to cater to your every needs. Because of his duty as Madara’s second in command, Izuna wouldn’t be around very often, so you would get pretty lonely after a while. He always tried to make it up to you when he can, though, and by that I mean lots of sex.

Shisui

❖ After you married Shisui, people in the Uchiha clan would automatically respect you and see you as a friendly, very approachable individual. They’d also see you as a wise person and would always come to see you for advice. Because Shisui is more light-hearted than the majority of the Uchiha men, who appear more stoical, the Uchiha women would always come to you for advice on how to make their husbands less serious.

Obito

❖ Being Obito’s spouse wouldn’t get you as much attention as if you married the three previous Uchiha men, and you’re most likely to live a very normal life amongst the Uchiha clan. Obito would be very loving and caring towards you and he would make sure you’re not missing anything. He’d probably annoy the crap out of the other members of his clan too, since he keeps bragging about how amazing you are and how much he loves you.

Itachi

❖ Marrying Itachi would come with a few inconveniences, such as the pressure of pursuing the Uchiha bloodline from Fugaku, as well as Itachi’s very angry fangirls. You’re going to need to have a good character to handle all the criticism, because your every move is most likely going to be watched. But you can always trust Itachi to defend and protect you, as well as cheering you up on harsher days.

Sasuke

❖ We all know what being Sasuke’s wife would be like… Him never being around, never kissing you, and leaving you alone with your child for twelve years.

Fake Chats #150
  • Jungkook: I'm going out!
  • Jungkook: I'm going out with Jimin
  • Jungkook: Jimin-hyung and I are going out together!
  • Jungkook: Jimin-hyung is going out with me!
  • Taehyung: will you shut up and get going already? And pick up some hot chocolate mix on your way back. We're out. And if you've woken Yoongi-hyung up by your yelling, I'm not taking the fall.
  • Jimin: I told you they wouldn't care.
  • Jungkook: but I'm going out with you.
  • Jimin: yeah, but everybody knows you're not speaking in italics, so nobody cares.
  • Jungkook: I could be. How would you know? There are no italics in verbal conversation.
  • Taehyung: oh, is that so? Well, let me tell you mister - you're dead wrong.
  • Jimin: you were saying?
  • Jungkook: okay, fine. There are verbal italics. But what if I said, 'Jimin-hyung and I are going out together!'
  • Seokjin: you're doing what with my son? Without Tae as a chaperone? I don't think so.
  • Jungkook: are you all playing me?
  • Taehyung: you'll never know.
  • Seokjin: just like you'll never know how Taehyung appears randomly.
  • Jimin: or why Seokjin-hyung is the youngest of us all.
  • Seokjin: hey!
  • Jimin: that's our cue to leave.
  • Jungkook: I don't understand anything.
  • Taehyung: oh, we know.
The Signs THE 1975 Lyrics
  • Aries: If you never shoot you'll never know, if you never eat you'll never grow//
  • Robbers
  • Taurus: I'll give you one more time, we'll give you one more fight// Robbers
  • Gemini: She's got a two-tone everything, way too intelligent. Moving but she just can't move// She Way Out
  • Cancer: Don't you need me?
  • I, I think I'm falling, I'm falling for you//Fallingforyou
  • Leo: You're cold and I burn, I guess I'll never learn//Settle Down
  • Virgo: Hey now think about what to do, think about what to say, I think about how to think//Chocolate
  • Libra: I gave you something you can never give back, don't you mind//Me
  • Scorpio: God only knows but you'll never leave her//Robbers
  • Sagittarius: What's the fun in doing what you're told//Girls
  • Capricorn: Now if you just take off your mask, to find out everything's gone wrong//Robbers
  • Aquarius: Why don't you take your heart out, instead of living in your head?//Heart Out
  • Pisces: Step into your skin? I'd rather jump in your bones//The 1975
hilarious comments of the dude sitting behind me in the cinema when we were watching 'Maleficent'

-stefan introduces himself-

“the fuck kinda name is stefan anyways i’ve never met a guy called stefan don’t trust this asshole”

-king henry attacks the moors-

“oh shit’s about to go down”

-stefan drugs maleficent and cuts her wings off-

“see i fuckin told ya not to trust this asshole”

-diaval informs maleficent about aurora’s birth-

“oh hell yeah this is the well, well part everybody shut up”

-maleficent curses aurora-

“you done messed up now”

-stefan removes every spinning wheel in the country-

“bitch you’re dumb as fuck that never fuckin works”

-maleficent meets aurora-

“come out? that sounds gay”

-the whole mud fight thing happens-

“i’m startin’ to think they’re gay”

-aurora says she wants to live with maleficent-

“yep definitely gay”

-aurora meets phillip-

“this dude looks too gay to function. i’m calling it now, he’s not gonna be the one to wake her up”

-aurora discovers the truth-

“fuck those old-ass bitches why you had to ruin their happy ending they were gonna live together”

-phillip’s kiss doesn’t work but maleficent kisses aurora and she wakes up-

“i fuckin called it bitches”

-aurora asks if they’ll live in the moors together and maleficent goes ‘if that is what you wish, beastie’-

*cough* whipped *cough*

-aurora gives maleficent her wings back and they share that look (you know what look i’m talking about)-

is it wrong that i think they’re fuckin?”

-maleficent gives aurora the crown-

“if that doesn’t look like a wedding i don’t know what does, man”

-maleficent goes “our kingdoms have been unified”-

“oh i bet something was unified alright”

(i have no idea how he wasn’t thrown out of the cinema, but i’m glad he wasn’t because it made the film a thousand times better)