- Christen: What's wrong?
- Tobin: Nothing, it's just adults are boring, and I hate them. And I don't want to buy all this stupid, boring, adult stuff and become boring adults.
- Christen: Hey, listen to me. Yes, we're gonna get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board. But if you think for one second I'm not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter, so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you're asleep, then you're the dumbest woman I know.
- Tobin: You're gonna make me cry.
question (if you're willing): how do ya tell real kid art from fake kid art? (i wanna know for future reference)