if you steal it i will chop your head off

Dialogue prompt 75

“I can’t believe that worked.”

“What? All we did was steal the King’s sword from his own armory. We’re theieves now, it’s what we do.”

“I’m sorry, did you miss the part where that guard almost chopped your head off? What about the spikes that nearly impaled me? Or when we almost drowned?”

“…I can’t believe that worked.”