if you stare at me like that you'll make me pregnant

  • (A NaLu Fanfiction, also my present to my 200 followers! Thank you all for following my black ass into craziness. Small Gruvia, Gajevy, Jerza and Elfgreen)
  • Many years have passed, people grew up and new people showed up. There were many small little changes but Fairy Tail has never changed, except maybe one little thing.
  • Lucy: NATSU!
  • As the pink haired dragon slayer turns around he sees a blonde, beautiful girl running at him. Before he can react she jumps at him with a hug. They look at each other, both of them smiling.
  • Lucy: You're back! How did the quest go?
  • Natsu: It was a piece of cake like always!
  • Lucy: How many houses did you destroy...?
  • Natsu: Eh?! N-None...
  • Lucy: You sure...?
  • Natsu: *Nods rapidly*
  • Lucy: So the newspaper about a pink haired boy destroying more than half the village wasn't you.
  • Natsu: ...Uhhhhhhh.
  • Lucy: It's okay you big klutz, did you miss me?
  • Natsu: M-maybe I did, maybe I didn't!
  • Happy: Oh he missed you, he was like "I am going to spring back to my Lucy".
  • Natsu: HAPPY!
  • Lucy giggles as she gives him a kiss on the cheek. They hold hands as they enter the guild. It is loud as ever, and it only increased as Natsu entered.
  • Gray: Good job firebrain! Another village that needs fixing! Natsu:Shut it stripper on ice! It wasn't my fault!
  • Gray: Suuuuure it wasn't!
  • Juvia: Aww Gray-sama, you're so cute when you're angry~
  • Gray: J-Juvia not now...
  • Juvia: Hai Hai, Juvia will wait here for your loving embrace when you're done.
  • Gray: Shhhhh...not here.
  • Natsu: What is that Gray? Not man enough to hug your woman?
  • Gray: What did you say?
  • Levy: *sighs* Can you two just be peaceful for one day, look at my Gajeel. He knows how be mature.
  • Gajeel: OI SALAMANDER! Where is the song you promised huh?!
  • Natsu: That was years ago!
  • Gajeel: Yeah and? Write it now or else I make you eat some first rate metal!
  • Natsu: Bring it!
  • Lucy and Juvia: You were saying?
  • Levy: ...Nevermind.
  • Throughout the years, many new couples have been formed. To nobody’s surprise Elfman and Evergreen got together, followed by Erza and Jellal as they finally cleared up his name and joined the guild. Jellal doesn't get away that easily though as he is being teased about lieing to Erza. Then followed by Gajeel and Levy and in the same day Gray and Juvia. Natsu and Lucy took the longest. They were both unsure if the other had felt anything for each other. They tried giving each other signs but those were completely misunderstood. One day they just yelled their love at each other simultaneously and were both surprised and happy. Everybody is happy for them as well, Mirajane the most as she predicted this would happen. That was 2 years ago, they are still together happily. Jellal walks in with a pink box in his hands.
  • Jellal: Well well, fighting like always I see.
  • Erza: Of course *she walks to him* if they didn't then you could say that something would be wrong in this guild.
  • Jellal opens the box with a smile that just says "You like what you see".
  • Erza: J-Jellal! That..That is...You shouldn't have!
  • Jellal: Yes it indeed is your favorite cake, Strawberry.
  • Erza's eyes sparkle and before you know it she is already at a table with the cake and enjoying it. Jellal sits next to her and puts an arm around her as he watches the other quarrel...with magic of course. Jellal blocks any debris that is flying towards them so Erza can have a peaceful eating time.
  • Juvia: Go Go Gray-sama!~ heart emoticon You are making Juvia heart melt with your bare chest and...Gray-sama your pants are missing.
  • Natsu: To think that we thought you had gotten over that habit.
  • Gray: Shut up ash breath...Juvia, you don't need to strip too.
  • Juvia: Aww, but Juvia wants to.
  • Gajeel: Shooby Doo Bop!
  • Gajeel smashes his guitar into Natsu face. His head is on fire filled with rage.
  • The day goes on like that, the girls are smiling as their boyfriends try to beat each other. Erza enjoyed her meal and finished the fighting but that didn't last long as she joined in herself. The guild, once again was a complete mess at the end. Everybody said their good byes and walked home. Natsu and Lucy are walking towards their home. Happy said he will go to Carla and try his luck once again since he felt left out of the couple circle. As they reach Lucy's apartment there was a shield of the Landlady being gone for the weekend. They enter her room.
  • Natsu: Ahhh back to a comfortable and knowing place.
  • Lucy: Were the houses you guys stayed at not good?
  • Natsu: It was filled with bed bugs, I showered by a nearby waterfall.
  • Lucy: How very man like~
  • Natsu: What is that supposed to mean?
  • Lucy: Oh nothing~
  • Natsu: You're weird Luce, you know that.
  • Lucy: You know you love my weirdness.
  • Natsu mumbles as he blushes, Lucy giggles. The sun outside is slowly setting. The room fills with a beautiful orange color. Natsu puts his bags down and stretches, when he looks at Lucy he sees what he always loved to see. A smile, it was the best for him, he never wants that to be gone for any reason.
  • Lucy: I am going to take a shower and change okay? NO PEEKING!
  • Natsu: I won't! How did you come to that idea!
  • Lucy: Just a feeling...
  • Natsu: Eh?
  • She walks into the bathroom and winks at him before closing the door. Natsu sits down on the floor, placed his hands behind his back and stares at the door. He did see her a couple times naked so its not so surprising that she would get suspicious that he would try it again.
  • Natsu: Some of them were accidents though... Oh well, can't blame her.
  • A couple minutes pass and the shower is quiet now. There is the sound of a hair dryer and the door slowly creaks open. Lucy looks out with one eye.
  • Natsu: Is something wrong Lucy?
  • Lucy: N-NO! Can you...please close your eyes?
  • Natsu: Why?...
  • Lucy: JUST DO IT!
  • Natsu closes his eyes quickly, he hears the door of the bathroom closes and she is stepping forward. He smells something sweet coming from her.
  • Lucy: Y-you can open your eyes now...
  • He does and boy is he surprised what he saw. Lucy is wearing very revealing and seducing underwear on. Black stockings, black rose bra and a black panties. She has red lipstick on and she shuffles around very nervously.
  • Natsu: L-L-L-LUCY?!
  • Lucy: SHHH DON'T YELL!
  • Natsu stands up, staring at her with a bright red face, her face turns red as well and she places a closed hand in front of her mouth and looks down at the ground.
  • Natsu: But but but
  • Lucy: I KNOW!...I know but you were gone for so long...and I really want this weekend to be special...
  • Natsu: Special? Wait...you don't mean...
  • Before he can finish his sentence, Lucy leaped at him, making him fall on the bed. They stay there for a minute when Lucy sits up on his lap. She looks down at him, rubbing his chest. She wiggles her hips around and Natsu gets flustered.
  • Lucy: Oh...Looks like even you can be in moods like this.
  • Natsu: I-I don't know w-what you mean!
  • Lucy: Don't worry, I show you...
  • Lucy takes off her bra, takes Natsu hands and places it on her breast. First Natsu hesitates but then he slowly gets into it. Most likely because Lucy let out a small moan when he moved his hands.
  • Natsu: Did I hurt you?!
  • Lucy: N-no silly...it feels good.
  • Natsu: Is that so...what if I...
  • He wrestles Lucy down and places his mouth on of her breast, the more she moans the more he gets into it. He seems to understand what to do and she is definitely enjoying what he does.(Since this is 200 followers special fanfic I won't go into great detail on what they did unless ya request that from me one day xD Too bad, too sad). The night has passed, both of them are sleeping naked, cuddling close to each other. They wake up, give each other one long kiss and smile.
  • As weeks passed Lucy seems to be very nervous about something. Natsu realizes she often leaves the house to go 'have a girls night' but when she comes back she smells like she came back from a hospital. Natsu's curiosity gets the best of him and he grabs her from behind and places her on his lap.
  • Natsu: What's wrong Luce? You seem to be hiding something.
  • Lucy: Oh ehm...I don't know how to tell you this Natsu but...god...I am kinda surprised myself and... I don't know how well you will cope with it.
  • Natsu: Well tell me and we will see.
  • Lucy: Let me just say that whatever I am about to tell you, I am very happy about it and I hope you will be too.
  • Natsu: Okay so its nothing bad.
  • Lucy shakes her head, she stands up. Turns a couple times in her room before facing Natsu while taking a deep breath. She looks him in the eyes, blushes and she says 3 words that made Natsu wide eyed.
  • Lucy: I am pregnant.
  • Silence. Natsu just stares at her, he looks like he just saw a ghost and is trying to understand what he saw. His
  • mouth just closes and shuts.
  • Lucy: Don't leave me in the dark like this! Say something!
  • Suddenly Natsu starts to sweat and smiles nervously. He is grabbing Lucy's tea cup and tries to take a sip but his hands shake so much that it just splatters all over him. He slaps his cheeks and looks at Lucy.
  • Natsu: That...that...THAT IS AWESOME!
  • Even when saying that he is shivering, shaking and sweating.
  • Lucy: You sure? You seem awfully nervous...
  • The cup he is holding catches on fire. He throws it out of the window.
  • Natsu: I w-w-will get you a n-n-new cup.
  • Lucy: Natsu...what is wrong? You're not happy for us having a child.
  • Natsu finally manages to pull himself together.
  • Natsu: No Lucy it's not that. Its that I can't imagine that we will have a child. I will be a father, you'll be a mother. Maybe some guild members will be the uncles and aunts. I want to be a good father, I need to be a good father. A good man too. I don't want to mess this up but I guess through that I-
  • He keeps on rambling and rambling in a quick manner. He counts on his fingers on things that he wants to do. Lucy first was surprised but she starts to smile and giggle.
  • Lucy: Is the big, strong Dragonslayer scared of taking care of his own child?
  • Natsu: W-who is scared?! M-Me? Noooooooo.
  • Lucy: You are adorable when you are confused and nervous.
  • She gives him a kiss on the cheek, they look at each other and smile together. They spend the day together in her room. Happy flies in and hears about the big news and flies off to tell everybody else. The next day the guild organized a big party for Lucy and the upcoming baby.
  • Gray: Well well well, looks like ash breath managed to add a family member without anybody teaching him.
  • Natsu: You want to go, ice cream boy? So far I know you Juvia is still waiting for a child.
  • Gray: Oi oi, keep your nose out of our relationship.
  • Juvia: Juvia can wait for Gray-sama until he is comfortable with doing it...although Juvia don't mind seducing Gray-sama.
  • Gray: J-juvia! Shhhhhh.
  • Gray blushes strong and puts a finger on her lips. In the mean time Natsu went to Levy and whispered something in her ear. She nods and leads him to the library, she gives him multiple thick books. He goes and hides in a corner and starts reading them.
  • Lucy does not know that Natsu is in the library and this routine goes on for a couple days. Lucy wonders where he keeps on going and why Natsu is so tired all of the time. She secretly followed him. After a couple minutes he fell asleep by the books and she sneaks by to steal a quick glance. They are all books about how to raise a baby, how to be a good father and how to prepare for birth.
  • Lucy: You adorable little idiot~
  • 8 Months pass, Lucy stomach have grown and Natsu has become less nervous about the baby. He does all the shopping so Lucy doesn't need to overwork herself. He sends Happy to look for good baby stores and then goes there to buy all the necessary equipment. Diapers, pacifier, baby milk, a small little bath tub etc. etc.
  • Lucy: Natsu, you should rest a little too, you are overworking yourself.
  • Natsu: I am still full of energy and I will do everything to make you and our child happy.
  • Lucy: That is very sweet of you~ We still need to find a name first.
  • Natsu: Oh god that is difficult...
  • Happy: I think Nashi would work for a girl.
  • Natsu: Nashi?
  • Happy: You know it almost sounds like your name and Lucy's name in one.
  • Lucy: Why not! What if it is a boy.
  • Natsu: Luigi.
  • Lucy: No!
  • Natsu: Aw come on!
  • Lucy: We are not calling our child Luigi and thats...OH!
  • Lucy leans down, holding her stomach. Natsu runs towards her and holds her by her shoulders. She breaths heavy and holds her stomach. Natsu knows from the books he read that the baby is kicking and might be even ready to come out. He uses a communication Lacrima to call a doctor to come to the house and help Lucy. 10 minutes later the doctor is at the door, he walks in with 3 nurses, they prepare the entire room to be ready for Lucy to give birth. Natsu starts sweating again like he did 8 months ago.
  • Doctor: Now sir, your wife will be fine and you don't need to be nervous.
  • Natsu: N-Nervous? W-Who is n-nervous?
  • Doctor: Sir...the couch is on fire...
  • Natsu: O-oh that? I like my couches warm
  • He immediately throws the couch piece by piece out of the window
  • Natsu: I w-will get a new one...
  • Nurse: Do you want to be by your wife side or rather outside.
  • Natsu: I won't leave Lucy!
  • He walks over to Lucy and holds her hand. She presses it very tightly. He is staying strong for her and she is being strong for him. Seconds pass that feel like minutes and minutes pass that feel like hours. Lucy groans and bites her lips so she won't scream. Natsu keeps her hand clamped in both of his, keeps on looking back and forth.
  • Finally, Lucy breathes heavily she doesn't seem to be in pain anymore. There is a cry of a child.
  • Doctor: Congrats Sir. Its a healthy baby girl.
  • Natsu walks over, the baby has been cleaned. She has a little pink fluff on her head, her eyes are like Lucy's. Natsu carefully holds his child in his arms, he smiles softly. He starts crying and walks over to Lucy.
  • Natsu: Lucy look...our child.
  • Lucy: She sure...is a...cute one.
  • Natsu: Lucy why am I crying? I am not sad.
  • Lucy: Dummy...those are...happy tears.
  • They both start crying in happiness.
  • The baby crying with them. Happy snapped a photo and he also gets a little teary.
  • As time flew by, Natsu has shown excellent work at being a father. Almost beating Lucy in her love as a mother. He plays with her, changes her diaper (although at the beginning he had difficulties with that), feeds her and puts her to bed. He thought he was already the happiest man, having a beautiful woman by his side, a cute daughter and friends that he will see everyday. Though one thing has not prepared him for what happened next.
  • Lucy is holding Nashi in her arms as Natsu walks into the room, he has returned from a short quest.
  • Lucy: Welcome home honey~ How did the quest go.
  • Natsu: Let me just say it’s boring without you. Can't we just take Nashi with us?
  • Lucy: And put her into danger? Never.
  • Natsu: ...I protect her?
  • Lucy: A no is a no.
  • Natsu: Okay I understand Miss boring.
  • Lucy: You are such a child!
  • She giggles and Nashi opens her eyes, Natsu comes closer to Lucy and gives Nashi a quick kiss on the forehead.
  • Natsu: Daddy is back Nashi.
  • Nashi: ...
  • Natsu: Have you been a good girl and made mama happy?
  • Nashi: ...
  • Natsu: Did you not grab Happy tail too strong this time?
  • Nashi: ...
  • Natsu: Should I stop asking questions because you won't answer yet?
  • Nashi: Da...Daddy.
  • Natsu: Thats what I thought! So...Wait...
  • Lucy: Did Nashi just...
  • Natsu: NAH! We must have misheard!
  • Nashi: Daddy!
  • Natsu: Nice job Happy! However you are doing this!...Happy is not here...is he?
  • Lucy shakes her head, she puts Nashi down and she walks slowly but steady to Natsu, she trips but grabs hold to his pants. She looks up with a smile. Small little fangs showing just like her father.
  • Nashi: Daddy!
  • Natsu: Its actually you...YOU ARE CALLING ME DADDY!
  • Lucy: Meh! I am jealous~
  • Natsu holds Nashi up and gives her a soft hug as he laughs. The sun shines bright into the room, Lucy smiles at both of them. A happy family.
Holy night

Dedicated to @enchanted-keys because you’re pretty great if you ask me. 

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“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” - Bobby, age 7

She’s three years old, and there are stars in her eyes, and her smile is bigger than the universe, and her laughter is the purest melody in this world.

And mama is holding her against her chest as she discovers the presents under the tree, look what Santa got you Emma, and the next second she’s on the ground and she’s making a mess of confettis.

And really, if she weren’t this young she would have seen the tears in Miss Swan’s eyes, she would have heard the goodbye in the sound of paper being torn apart, she would have catched the “I hope she’ll get to keep them in the system” from her dad.

“The baby will have toys too ?” eventually asks the little girl as she neglects her toys, touching her mother’s belly, a belly which is getting rounder and bigger.

And she doesn’t understand why her mom’s face suddenly breaks, and she’s scared she’s made a mistake so she puts her tiny hands on her mother’s cheek and she tells her she loves her, and she hopes her mama feels better.

She always feels better after an “i love you” from her.


She’s thirteen years old, and the stars in her eyes are barely shining, and she knows they are dying, they are leaving her.

Everyone eventually leaves.

She squeezes herself in a tiny corner in the dark street, and she’s so cold, it’s her first run away. She couldn’t bare to spend Christmas with her abuser.

And still, she can’t hold back the tears that are burning her eyes and this lump in her throat that keeps her from breathing as she should.

She knows she had a family until she was three, she knows she has someone to hate for this, but she has forgotten the most important part.

Grown up Emma doesn’t remember how Christmas is supposed to feel like.

A smile splits her young face. She will probably never know.

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He Leaves When You're Pregnant And Then He Finds Out After You Had The Baby.
  • A/N: Found this request in my drafts from forever ago and decided to try it out with Harry to see if you would like for me to do the rest of the boy's!
  • Harry: You cruised around town the radio blaring songs that you've heard over and over again, but it's better than facing one of your biggest nightmares becoming true. To have to sit and watch as he neatly folded his clothing, stuffing whatever other stuff he could fit into his suit case, not saying a word the entire time. You tried ripping the bag from his grip, taking apart his clothing and stuffing them back into his side of the dresser, but that never stopped him from trekking down the stairs and shutting the front door behind him. Endless calls and texts filled your sent box, to never receive one back, you've come to terms that it was over, and maybe it wasn't working out just as he explained. Pulling over the car to the shoulder of the road, you stared at the dark sky from your windshield before resting your hands over your small, but swelling, belly. "I guess it's just us two," You whispered, looking down at your stomach before engulfing your face between your palms and sobbing--except this time, there was no one to wrap their arms around you to make it all better. Months and months quickly passed. Appointments, shopping and preparations all being done through out the short 280 days, and you were proud that you got through it all alone and so efficiently. "If you need any help just let me know." Your mom said as you gave her cheek a peck goodbye, agreeing that you would call. She worried a lot about you and your son, but you've survived the first year with him, and you could see the ease in her eyes grow every time she visited. Rummaging through the fridge, you groaned under your breath once you picked out the empty bottle of apple juice. Turning towards your son who sat in his high chair, preoccupied by his Cheerios, you unbuckled him and wrapped your arms around him to secure that he was safely out. "Looks like you and mommy need to go food shopping." You said to your giggling child, his smile only two teeth full, but still warmed your heart the most out of everyone's in the world. Weaving from aisle to aisle, you marked off your list as you threw only the necessities into your cart, promising you'd go full food shopping that weekend since your son started getting restless in the cart's provided seat. "Only a couple more things, baby, shhh." You cooed, placing a kiss onto his forehead as you handed him your car keys to play with. As you read the labeled ingredients on a box of fruit snacks, you were skimmed from behind with a shopping cart, and you scoffed under your breath. "I'm so sorry, love." You heard the man say, and you turned to tell him to watch it next time, but your words caught in your throat, almost suffocating you as you stared into the eyes ringed with forest green that you'll never forget. "[Y/N]..It's been so long." Harry mumbled, coughing into his fist as he always did in awkward situations and it took everything in you to not turn around and ignore that he was there, but you nodded, tossing the box of fruit snack into your cart. You watched as Harry's eyes widened at the sight of a child sitting into your cart. "Y-you had a kid?" He asked, his voice sounding surprised, "That's awesome, how are you doing?" He questioned, switching hands to hold his basket of items and you couldn't ignore the intense stare he gave your son. You tightened your hands against the handle of the shopping cart, your palms sweaty as you thought about how you never got the chance to tell him he was going to be a father. There was no hiding the similarities between your son and Harry, they were nearly identical, but there was nothing you could do those few years ago. "I've--we've been very good, holding along as good as we could." You voiced, and he nodded, smiling as your son waved at him. However, you watched as his face flashed with uncertainty, his smile falling completely as he took a few steps closer to your cart. "It's like looking into a mirror." He said with a shaken whisper as he gaped at your son, his gaze rarely leaving him the entire 20 minutes that had passed since he had bumped into you. Feeling uneasy, you started to push the cart forward, trying to leave the situation back where you left it two years ago. "How could you keep this from me, [Y/N]?" You heard Harry yell out before you could disappear from the aisle, his basket now resting on the floor. You stopped, and turned yourself to face him, your heart thumping against your chest. You rehearsed over and over what you would say to him if you had ever saw him again, but today your words ran short. "What was I suppose to do, Harry?" You asked, your voice almost shouting, but the vague exhaustion overran the angry tone. "Was I suppose to keep calling, to just keep having to speak to your voice mail?" You said and Harry's eyes adverted from yours for a second, and you shook your head at him. "If you had given me the chance to tell you those two years ago, what was the promise that you'd be there anyway?" You angrily protested to his audacity to question why you hadn't told him about his child. He paced to close the space between you two but you halted his movement by raising your hand to him and turning back to your cart. "I stopped trying when I realized you would probably leave him--just like you left me." You said before quickly walking away as he stood frozen and speechless in the aisle.
HTGAWM masterlist of prompts and starters.
  • Annalise Keating: your/my muse accusing your/my muse of cheating
  • Wes Gibbons: our muses are laying in bed, staring at the ceiling and your/my muse tells your/my muse about something dark in their past
  • Sam Keating: your/my muse tells your/my muse that they are pregnant
  • Rebecca Sutter: your/my muse tries to get your/my muse to do drugs just to "try" it
  • Laurel Castillo: our muses want to continue their relationship but know they can't because your/my muse is in a relationship with someone already
  • Michaela Pratt: our muses are mean't to get married soon, but your/my muse gets cold feet, two weeks before the actual wedding
  • Nate Lahey: our muses are doing something reckless, and once they get caught, your/my muse takes the fall for it
  • Connor Walsh: your/my muse have been having sex with your/my muse for a while, but after rekindling their relationship again, your/my muse wants to get tested before they decide to sleep with them again
  • Asher Millstone: our muses aren't getting along but your/my muse initiates a kiss that shocks your/my muse
  • Oliver Hampton: your/my muse is intoxicated and your/my muse is carrying them to bed, and your/my muse confesses everything they feel towards them
  • Frank Delfino: your/my muse confesses about something they once hid or denied to your/my muse
  • Bonnie Winterbottom: your/my muse tries to deny their affection towards your/my muse which leads to them calling your/my muse out about it all
  • Hannah Keating: our muses are together for the holiday with family, and your/my muse's sister/brother/mother/father isn't approving of your/my muse
  • "So shut up and sit down, and stop acting like a little bitch baby."
  • "Stop staring at me!"
  • "I’m a cheater yes, and a slut, and a bad person, and now a murderer. Judge me if you want, just do it while we’re carrying the damn body."
  • "Shut up!"
  • "You're not gonna trust me, that's just not in your nature. But you can stop worrying because and you might have forgotten this, but I'm your only option here. Without me, you'll go to prison."
  • "I don't do boyfriends."
  • "I bet you did - killing her, you enjoyed it. Didn't you?"
  • "You really think I’m that desperate? That you can buy me some takeout and bat your eyes and I’ll get down on my knees like some sad twink."
  • "You love me, and you wanna have my babies. I know."
  • "You call it crazy, I call it winning."
  • "I don't kiss and tell."
  • "Like I'd ever wanna screw you!"
  • "Why don’t we do something normal for once? - that is not sex like have breakfast or do the crosswords or whatever it is that actual couples - do."
  • "Or, you´re a classist elitist who thinks everyone who didn´t go to an Ivy is beneath you?"
  • "See what happens when you use your brain instead of your penis?"
  • "You hurt my feelings… a lot. And I know I should be used to it now, because everyone here makes fun of me all the time, but you didn’t, and then you were mean to me for no reason."
  • “I lied…I tried to help him."
  • "Whatever you say to the police, can and will be misconstrued to support the prosecution. So when in doubt, shut your mouth."
  • "Who the hell is she?"
  • "You ruined our lives, don't you get that? I was supposed to be getting married and I'm not anymore."
  • "So you're going to tell the truth. Every horrible secret about that night that you haven't told anyone. Or I swear to God, I will personally destroy you."
  • "Please don't punish him for my own error."
  • "Do you know who anyone really is?"
  • "He wanted to kill me. I had no other choice."
  • "You forgot his name and he’s still into you? What do you have, some kind of voodoo penis?"
  • "What sucks is, he doesn’t know that. That you’re just leading him on. Letting him believe he has a shot with you."
  • "You know you can't tell anyone about this. This never happened. You understand?"
  • "I'm just saying I can't stop thinking about last night."
  • "Do you think it could not happen one more time?"
  • "I could really use a drink.. Or ten."
  • "I just want to do this the right way."
  • "That thing I feel in your pants is telling me a different story."
  • "I'm totally making.. making it worse.. Forgive me."
  • “I don’t love her anymore. I love you.”
  • “And how many guys has your penis touched since then?”
  • “Just because I’m upset doesn’t mean I need you to comfort me. I’m fine.”
  • "You didn't use to drink.."
  • “You liked watching her die because that’s the piece of garbage you are.”
  • “I wiped your ass and I’ll call you anything I want.”
  • “Don’t tell me you’re still into her.”
  • “Your holed up in this bed like the Queen of Sheeba”
  • “What if I was wrong about him this whole time?”
  • “I like you. You’re more than sex. More than sex, you’re something more.”
  • "I.. I just feel like something's wrong and you're not saying anything."
  • "She can screw us all."
  • “I don’t love you, I made my decision. Please leave.”
  • “We got our secrets.”
  • "He's bad for you. You know that. He's trying to control you."
  • "Ever since I met you, I've been acting crazy."
  • "I'm the only friend you have, according to what you've been telling me over and over again."
  • "I'm done acting like some trashed-out druggie whore. That may be fine for you, but my parents raised me better."
  • "I was just trying to make you feel better."
  • "I don’t believe you. To be honest, I don’t even care. You want to sleep next to a killer, go for it."
  • [text]: He doesn’t love me. But here’s the thing: I love me.
  • [text]: Just because my facial hair is not exactly as luscious as yours does not mean I can’t still kick your ass!
  • [text]: I don't trust anyone anyone in my life except you.
  • [text]: She’s a lesbian that’s in love with you complicated or?
  • [text]: Are you a man or not?!
  • [text]: Don't tell me what I can and can't do.
  • [text]: Wednesday… Dinner, you and me. And the faster you type, the faster you get your reward.
  • [text]: We need to talk.
  • [text]: He did something to my ass that made my eyes water.
  • [text]: You lie to yourself that’s how you do it. You lie.
  • [text]: No God should forgive me,for all the bad things that I’ve done.
  • [text]: See, you're not the only one who knows how to use sex to get information.
  • [text]: You hurt people before they can hurt you.
  • [text]: You're not seriously thinking about sex right now?
  • [text]: You need someone great.
  • [text]: Your hacker boy at home?? Tell him I need his help.
  • [text]: Incest is the best put your brother to the test.
  • [text]: You’re all he talks about.
  • [text]: Say what you need to say to my face.
  • [text]: This thing that happened to me is why I am the way I am!
  • [text]: No one wants to be on the receiving end of that.
  • [text]: Call me if you get lonely.
  • [text]: We’ll stow you in the basement and you won’t like it.
  • [text]: I do like him and I want to get laid by him…
  • [text]: Would you have sex with her?
  • [text]: You're a drug addict, who cheated on me with some stranger and how many other guys has your penis touched since then?
  • [text]: Oh honey, I can’t do all the work for you.
  • [text]: You won’t be the first person in the world disappointed by your father.
  • [text]: Wow, someone have daddy issues?
  • [text]: Wait, you're gay?
  • [text]: I have no idea what you're talking about! I don't need this right now.
  • [text]: Tell me what happened and I can help you fix it.
  • [text]: Okay, if you don't want to deal with it anymore, but you have to tell me what's going on.
  • [text]: Just say the word, and I'll take care of it.
  • [text]: You know her, right?
  • [text]: Just don’t lie to me. If one more man lies to me, I swear to God…
  • [text]: I'm a jerk.
  • [text]: He didn't stand a chance in there.
  • [text]: Maybe she drowned her.
  • [text]: That's what I've been trying to tell you.. I'm not going to.
  • [text]: I've been a good boy for so long, now I just want to do something bad.
  • [text]: Spit it out, psycho.
say you'll stay (and i will too)

captain swan drabble based on the 4x02 promo and speculations over a certain walkie-talkie

He grips the large black device so tightly that white blooms on the skin of his knuckles. The scratchy sounds escaping the speaker force the room into shocked silence and Killian leans instantly towards it, fully aware of the desperation that clings to the gesture as his eyes go wide.

Swan? Swan, is that you?”

There is an indubitable anxiety laced into the question, his heart is thudding a violent staccato against his ribs and the blood thrums in his ears so loudly he almost doesn’t hear the rough stuttering answer.


Emma’s voice, for all that it is weak, seems to boom in the silent stillness of the dark room they have taken residence in since this all began. Her parents are staring at the communication device, eyes wide with unadulterated concern. But he cannot glance at them for more than a second, every iota of his being focused on the way her voice drifts from the small speaker.

If possible, Killian clutches it closer, “Are you alright? What’s happening in there?”

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afineskeleton  asked:

nr. 27 & obikin for the drabble thing

27 - “I’m pregnant.”

“I’m pregnant.”

“What?  Anakin–”

“I’m pregnant!  I mean, I’m expecting!  I mean–”  Anakin groaned and tried one last time.  “Padmé’s gonna have a baby!”

Obi-Wan stood up from his desk and stared at Anakin, who was hyperventilating just a few feet inside his apartment door.  The poor man was red-faced and sweating, his hands locked behind his head as he tried to breathe.  After a moment Obi-Wan sighed and shook his head.  “All right, come inside and try to calm down.”

Anakin crossed in long strides to the couch, sat down, and held his face in his hands.  “I don’t know what I’m going to do, I can’t– And she–! How am I supposed to–?”

He turned off his holopad and went to sit beside his poor, frightened padawan.  “It’s going to be all right.”

“You aren’t even surprised,” Anakin accused as he looked up from his palms.  “How long have you known?  No, don’t laugh!”

“I’m sorry, Anakin, don’t get angry.  It’s just that, no matter how hard you try, you always wear your heart on your sleeve.  It was only a matter of time, really; the only question was when you would tell me.”  Obi-Wan nudged Anakin with his shoulder and grinned.  “You’ve loved her since you first laid eyes on her in that junk shop on Tatooine.”

“I suppose I have.” Finally a smile broke through all the tears.  It quickly disappeared into a grimace and Anakin admitted,  “I had a dream, Master.”

Obi-Wan said nothing.  It wasn’t often Anakin would even tell him this much these days, and even if it was painful news he couldn’t help but be grateful Anakin would confide in him again.

“She was in pain,” he whispered. “There was… So much pain.  And a baby, crying.”  His face contorted into a grimace again as he tried to keep from weeping.  “I’m afraid, Master.  I know this is coming but I don’t know how to protect her.  What’s the point in being a Jedi if you can’t protect the ones you love?”

Obi-Wan’s heart sank into his stomach.  How indeed.  He’d done a poor job of it so far as well; he’d watched this pod-wreck happen, he’d known it was coming, and yet here he sat in front of the smoldering wreckage.  No matter how many times he’d parroted the Council’s words to Anakin, he hadn’t even been able to make them stick in his own heart.  Perhaps that was why his pleas had gone unheeded.  

“Anakin…”  His voice was weaker than he’d intended.  He repeated, “Anakin.  The Council–”

“Forget the Council!” he growled.  “They’re just going to throw me out, just like they’ve always wanted.  And then what?”

A voice whispered in Obi-Wan’s ear.  Anakin was right.  “We’ll go to Naboo,” he blurted.

“We?  Master…”

“All three of us.  It makes sense for Padmé to return home, no one will question that.”

Anakin scoffed.  “Yes, but what about us?  We have no reason to be out there.”

“We’ll find one.  I’ll find one.  I’m not leaving you alone.”

The angry wrinkles between Anakin’s eyebrows softened and he gave a shy smile.  “Really?”

Obi-Wan might not have been able to control his heart, nor been able to protect Anakin from his own, but he could do this.  He could help him keep her safe, and their child.  He could find happiness in Anakin’s happiness. He could.

So he swallowed the tight lump in his throat and made himself smile.  


[Send me a paring and a number and I’ll write a drabble and I’ll try harder to keep it shorter sorry]