if you speak parseltongue you can get in my chamber of secrets

Free My Soul - Tom Riddle Imagine

hello, dearies! got another request for you xD

Request:
naviwantsyoutolisten said: hi, could I please have a request where I’m Tom’s girlfriend and also in Slytherin and I help him doing the Horcruxes? thank you!

aaahh xD I had a bit of wirters block on this one but I finally got it right! so, here it is hope you guys like it :D 

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Free My Soul

“Alright, I think I’ve got it” (Y/N) said walking over to her boyfriend with the diary on her hand.

“I knew you could do it, love” Tom said smiling at her.

“Are you sure about this, Tom?” (Y/N) asked him for about the tenth time.

“Yes, (Y/N), I’m sure” Tom said in a very serious tone locking eyes with her.

“B-but Tom, Professor Slughorn said-“

“I know what he said” he snapped a little. “But I need to do this (Y/N) and you said you’d be with me every step of the way-“

“I am! I am, Tom I just… I don’t want you to get hurt or-“

“I won’t love” Tom assured her walking over to her and planting a kiss on her lips. “You need to trust me on this” he whispered.

“I do” (Y/N) said hugging him back.

“Alright, ready?” Tom asked again and (Y/N) nodded. Tom grabbed her hand and led her towards the Chamber of Secrets. Once he opened it, (Y/N) saw the Basilisk inside. She froze a little bit seeing the beast for the first time. “Don’t worry, it won’t do anything to you” Tom assured her before he turned back to the Basilisk and started speaking Parseltongue to it. (Y/N) saw it move around and out of the Chamber and Tom led him to the bathroom of the first floor where the two of them could hear someone crying.

“It’s probably Myrtle” (Y/N) said rolling her eyes.

“Perfect” Tom said smirking as they both quietly entered the bathroom. “You got my diary?”

“Right here, love” (Y/N) said holding it up for him to see. The two of them made their way inside and noticed Myrtle was in the last cubicle.

“Ready?”

“Ready.”

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Stags and Surprises (Part 2)

Tom Riddle x reader, requested 


“Tom! Where are you going?” I chased after my boyfriend in the halls. We started off as a very sweet and cute couple, always with each other, sharing little kisses, and holding hands in the hallways. But these days, Tom had become distant. He was never in the common room when I was, like usual. He acted cold towards me, and he always seemed annoyed when I talked to him. 

I grabbed Tom’s shoulder and he whirled around, giving me a death glare.

“Let go, y/n. I need to be somewhere.” 

“That’s what you say every time I try to talk to you Tom! What’s gotten into you? Don’t you love me?”

Tom stared at me and I stared right back, fueled by my anger and frustration. Finally, Tom tore his eyes off of me and sighed. 

“Of course I love you, but I’m not sure you want to know where I’ve been going, y/n.”

“But I do!” a lost, confused look came over Tom’s face 

“I’ll hang out with you in the common room tonight, y/n. Please. I promise I’ll meet you at midnight.” I shook my head and stood my ground. I was going to find out what Tom was up to, whether he liked it or not. 

“Do you really want to know?” he whispered. A chill ran through me for some reason. I nodded, ignoring the butterflies starting to flutter around my stomach. Tom took my hand for what seemed the like first time in a century, and led me to the second floor bathroom. 

“Tom, why are we here?” I looked around nervously. Tom rubbed his thumb over my knuckles in a comforting way and breathed, “You’ll see.” He opened his mouth and made a snake-like noise. I jumped at the sound and wrenched my hand from his grip. 

“You… you speak parseltongue?” I asked, my voice shaking slightly. Tom nodded as the one of the sinks in the bathroom opened, revealing a large pipe that led miles underground the school. Tom raised his eyebrows at me and offered me his hand. 

“You mean we have to go down there?” I squeaked. 

“Don’t worry. It won’t hurt. And besides, you’re with me.” I placed my shaking hand in his own strong one and we slid down the pipe. I screamed as we accelerated, and Tom pulled me closer to him. It was nice, with my face buried in his warm chest, but I would have preferred if we weren’t sliding down a massive, slimy pipe.

With a thud, we finally landed at the bottom. 

Tom gently pulled me up to my feet and brushed muck off my robes. I turned around and gasped. There was an enormous tunnel right in front of us. 

Tom grasped my hand tighter as he led me into the tunnel. I didn’t dare to breathe, as there might be monsters lurking around. We padded through until we reached an open space with a giant statue of a man on the wall.

“Don’t look up, y/n.” Tom whispered, and said something in parseltongue again. I stared at the ground as I waited for something to happen. Suddenly, something giant burst out of the statue. I saw a slimy, scaly body slither towards us.

“What is that thing?!” 

“It’s a basilisk, y/n. One indirect look into its eyes and you’ll become petrified. One direct look and you’ll be killed.” I shuddered and gripped Tom’s hand tighter. 

“Hssss…” another hissing noise escaped his mouth. 

“What did you say Tom?” my voice shook uncontrollably. 

“Don’t worry love. I told it not to attack us.” Even with his comforting words, I couldn’t stop shaking from head to toe. The basilisk retreated into the statue, but I could still feel it waiting for another command from Tom.

“Why are we even here?” I asked. 

“This is where I’ve been going every night. Here, I can plan how to drive filthy mudbloods from this school.” I gaped at him, surprised. 

Muggle-borns Tom. And why on earth do you want to get them away from Hogwarts? My best friend is a muggle-born!” I shoved Tom aside, suddenly disgusted. 

“Y/n, Hogwarts should be for pure wizards only. It’s being infested by mudbloods and I can’t stand to see that happen to this school.” Rage erupted from me like a volcano, and I lost it. 

“TOM, WHAT YOU’RE DOING IS EVIL! MUGGLE-BORNS DON’T DESERVE TO BE KILLED JUST BECAUSE THEIR PARENTS ARE MUGGLES. YOU CAN’T DO THIS, TOM!” Tom looked at me, suddenly stony-faced. 

“This has to happen, y/n. Do you want to see Hogwarts crumbling under the filth of mudbloods?” Seeing that yelling wasn’t going to help at all, I started pleading with Tom.

“Please, Tom. Muggle-borns aren’t any different from pure-blooded wizards. They deserve to live and be wizards just like the rest of us. You can’t do this, Tom.” I kept pleading with him until I saw his face soften. His shoulder drooped and he looked into my eyes. 

“Maybe if you put it that way…” a sigh of relief escaped my lips.

“Thank you, Tom. Now can we go up?” He nodded and spoke to the basilisk. It slithered over to us and I retreated away from it on instinct.

“It’s alright, y/n. It just wants up to get on its back so it can take us up.” He climbed up onto the basilisk with ease and stretched out his hand to grab mine. I clambered clumsily onto the snake, slipping on the smooth surface. 

“Oh, y/n. One more thing. You can’t tell anyone about this alright?” Tom gripped my waist firmly so that I wouldn’t fall off. I nodded absentmindedly, focusing on trying not to fall off the snake. We finally arrived at the top and slid off, onto the floor of the bathroom. The entrance to the pipe creaked closed and Tom took my hand. 

“Do you want to go back to the common room and cuddle?” he asked, a smile on his lips, “I think I have some making up to you to do.” I nodded, grinning. I was overcome with happiness at the thought of spending the night with my boyfriend, but as we headed back to the common room, I started to feel nervous again. 

What if Tom told me he wouldn’t kill the muggle-borns just to humor me? I had a horrible feeling deep in the pit of my stomach that something horrible would happen very soon.

anonymous asked:

I didn't see this in your rec list, but do you have any parseltongue fics?

I have some :)

Secrets by Vorabiza (411k)
Beginning with Draco’s unexpected arrival at the Dursleys, Harry’s summer after sixth year becomes filled with activity and many secrets. As his summer progresses, Harry generates several unexpected allies as he finds himself actively becoming the leader of the Light side.

Potter’s Parselprostate (and the Chamber of Secrets) by @dictacontrion (17k)
Hogwarts’ future depends on Malfoy’s texts. Too bad the key is up Potter’s arse. 

Coffee, Cakes and Doorknob Snakes by Omi_Ohmy (41k)
Harry’s house is trying to kill him, and only one person can help him: pity it’s Draco Malfoy

Corruptela Vox by Constant Vigilance (5k)
Draco’s kink is revealed.

The Sounds of Sibilance by create_serenity (6k)
Draco really wished he’d never suggested buying that bloody snake!

WildSide by enchanted_jae (19k)
Harry has developed an affinity for the club scene, but it’s not nearly as powerful as his attraction to Draco Malfoy’s mysterious tattoo.

Slithering by astolat (27k)
Draco found the nest down in the Manor’s cellars, while he was clearing them out.

Who I Really Am by @agentmoppet (8k)
Draco seems to have changed since the war, and is insisting on making amends for his actions. But he’s still a Malfoy, for heaven’s sake… And, it would seem, a Malfoy with a certain kink…

Checking out the Opposition by birdsofshore (6k)
Harry and Draco seem quite wound up after their latest game of Quidditch.

A Sound Like Serpents Singing by Lomonaaeren (12k)
When Draco Malfoy wants a magical snake for his son, he turns to the best in the magical world—serpent-breeder Harry Potter. Harry, who thought that all his past grudges had been settled, is startled by the way he responds to Malfoy. For many reasons. [Sequel Hyperion]

Let Me Be Your Voice by Queenie_Mab (47k)
As the hero of the revolution, Harry leads the wizarding world in its efforts to rebuild; but first old wounds must be tended, rifts caused by hate mended, and his history with Draco Malfoy seems like the perfect place to start.

Say the Magic Word by NurseDarry (6k)
Salazar Slytherin takes a holiday and Draco gets locked out of the House.

Confession Is Good For the Soul by Anna Fugazzi (28k)
Confession may be good for the soul, but Draco learns that it’s also hell on the nerves and libido. 

In Plain Sight by mijan (7k)
Draco has taken up sanctuary in a disused section of Twelve Grimmauld Place. Nobody knows he’s there except Harry, so to keep him from going insane, Harry lends Draco his Invisibility Cloak. Draco finds a new hobby… and discovers a kink he didn’t know he had.

The Race by SilentAuror (16k)
It’s a race against time and an old enemy, and one that will take Harry on an eerie journey. 

Arctic Fox by scrtkpr (28k)
“Isn’t that Draco Malfoy? He keeps looking at you, Harry.”

Bilingual by Becka (3k)
Draco wants something only Harry can give him.

Was It Something I Said? and sequel Pillow Talk by nursedarry (2k + 0.8k)
Hot and heavy parseltongue action. Draco has a kink he had no idea about until he hears Harry speak in parseltongue, and Harry finds out! I would LOVE a dash of bondage (as in let’s-tie-Draco-up-and-taunt-him-until-he-combusts!) 

Language of Love by beren (1k)
Harry and Draco try a little experiment with Parseltongue.

Parselsmut Interruptus by bryoneybrynn (1k)
But somewhere along the way annoyance had turned into something else and a careful dance had begun, one that had taken forever, but had finally ended up here, in Draco’s flat, with Harry Potter spread out in all his glory on Draco’s bed.

Tease by Viridescence (3k)
Harry teaches Draco a lesson. Whether it serves as punishment is another matter entirely.

anonymous asked:

Hi capitu! Can you rec me some really funny Drarry fics? Thank you! I love your blog! xxx

Dear Anon friend, thank you so much! <333 

And oh my god, longest list ever! I’m sorry! So many fics, and on top of that I tent to ramble about each fic! (So sorry about that!!!!!) ^^ But I’m pretty sure these will have you laughing in no time.

Draco Malfoy: Toilet Supremo by who_la_hoop (PG-13, 26,1K)
Summary: It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There’s no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.
My notes: Draco is selling toilets. In fact, Draco is determined to sell Harry a toilet, and Harry is certain Draco’s been cursed into selling toilets. And he’s going to save him (while going along with the whole thing). It’s every bit as hilarious as it sounds.  

The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks) by @eidheann & @firethesound (NC-17, 36,6K)
Summary: After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry’s life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen twenty dicks.
My notes: Oh my god, how one goes explaining this fic? There’s no—I’m going to try. Harry was transferred to the Apparition department and then there are dicks, dicks everywhere. :D Harry’s being harassed by all of them. And then there’s Draco who has to analyse all these dicks for Harry. I know, it sounds crazy but it’s because it is!!! :D

Aural Gratification by birdsofshore (NC-17, 10K)
Summary: Harry’s not gay – he just likes listening to exciting stories about Aurors. It’s not his fault that the narrator’s voice is so smooth, so expressive… and really rather hot.
My notes: Birds has written some of my all-time fave stories, but this one just might be my favourite. Harry is super into audio books, and he’s bought an Aurors audio book, only then he realises it’s a dirty audio book, and the narrator’s voice only makes it worse, or better, depending. It’s perfect and funny and sexy. A lot of funny.

A Portrait of the Artist by @firethesound (PG-13, 5,3K)
Summary: When Harry Potter, reclusive artist, finally agrees to an interview, Draco can hardly believe that he’ll be the one to do it.
My notes:  That’s right! Harry is an artist, and for the first time he’s giving an interview, to Draco, and share his art. And oh god, nothing can prepare you or Draco for what Harry’s been creating. The hilarity of this fic should be warned. ^^

Potter’s Parselprostate (and the Chamber of Secrets) by @dictacontrion (NC-17, 17,4K)
Summary: Hogwarts’ future depends on Malfoy’s texts. Too bad the key is up Potter’s arse.
My notes: This is another fic that, how you explain it? :D It’s insane! And crazy good. OKAY. Harry is only able to speak in Parseltongue while is prostate is being stimulated. And Hogwarts needs to close the Chamber of Secrets and Draco found the texts that need to be translated, which means he needs Harry to translate them. You see where this is going, right? Yeah, it goes there. :D

Tooth Fairy Fights and Wisdom Teeth Wars: Draco and Harry’s Great Big Dental Adventure by ICMezzo (NC-17, 12,9K)
Summary: Harry never had a visit from the Tooth Fairy when he was a boy, but now that he’s had his wisdom teeth pulled, he’s tempted to try again. He knows it’s silly. Obviously it is. Ridiculous, really. But then, sometimes it feels nice to believe in a little magic.
My notes: Jesus, this fic. Draco is a Veela (with wings!) and he’s looking for a job. You know what job suits him perfectly? Being a Tooth Fairy. Are you laughing yet? It gets better, because Harry loses a tooth and decides he should do one of those things he never got the chance to do in his childhood. And the grumpiest Tooth Fairy shows up.

It Never Occurred to Me That I Would Fall in Love With a Frenchman by lamerezouille (PG-13, 6,5K)
Summary: Harry kisses Draco in a public place. All hell breaks loose.
My notes: Aw, this fic. It’s not only hilarious, it’s super sweet, too. Harry and Draco are together, they kiss but it just so happen the Dursleys see them, and then for reasons known only to Draco, he’s pretending to be a Frenchman through that meeting and later on when they have dinner together. It’s actually incredibly lovely, this fic. And funny.

“Merlin, FINE. You can be Harry Potter for Halloween.” by 606 (PG-16, 2,6K)
Summary: That one where Draco and Scorpius run into Harry Potter (rather literally) in a London convenience store and their Halloween takes an odd turn.
My notes: Short but hilarious. Scorpius wants to be Harry Potter for Halloween. And then Draco and him run into the Real Harry Potter. :)

A Series of Unfortunate Events by plotting_pen (NC-17, 25,3K)
Summary: Harry Potter has a tendency to show up whenever Draco’s in trouble. Draco’s not quite sure he hates it as much as he’d like.
My notes: ~Somehow~ Draco always ends up in the craziest and most dangerous situations, and Harry is always there to save him. Lots of smut, and lots of fun. Guarantee!

Angel Wing by almosttherenow (NC-17, 8K)
Summary: Draco really did pick the wrong time to enter the kitchen. It lost him seven precious months, his looks, and his mind. Still, it could’ve been worse - in the end, it probably saved both he and Harry’s lives.
My notes: This is a crazy story. Somehow (you’ll learn how!) Draco got turned himself into a goose. An ugly goose, and Narcissa calls for the life debt Harry owes him and demands he takes care of Harry while Draco is a goose. Truly fantastic.

How Harry Potter Became a Pervert by faithwood (NC-17, 10K)
Summary: Though others didn’t, Draco had believed the article.
My notes: The link will lead you to the series, just start at the bottom. And this fic starts when Draco goes looking for Harry to settle the pesky business of the life debt. Only, he does this after he read an article reporting just what a pervert Harry Potter is. Promising, yes? Awesome.

Ring of Fire by IvvyMoon (NC-17, 4,6K)
Summary: Draco gets a tattoo.
My notes: As the summary says, Draco gets a tattoo, only the tattoo is around his arsehole and it’s burning his sex-partners. The Healer who will help him is Harry Potter. I don’t think I need to say more. :D

AND:

One Night At The Club by faithwood (PG, but NSFW)
Summary: Well, it’s a club fic.
My notes: This is a bonus. It’s not a fic, it’s… ohmy GOD. It’s a ~fic~ told through emoticons and it’s the funniest thing you’ll ever see. I had to include it. 

Just over here thinking of Slytherin!Harry and Draco’s friendship in COS, of Draco’s reaction to Harry speaking Parseltongue.


Lockhart pulling Harry up to the dueling runway and suggesting Ron, but with his wand the way it was, Snape offers up Draco as a bit of competition between his tiny second year Slytherins, combating Draco’s dueling knowledge and Harry’s intuition with magic.

“Scared, Potter?”

“You wish.”

Curses flying, mostly innocent as they have yet to learn any really harmful spells (though Draco knows a few anyway), when Draco casts the Serpensortia spell and out comes a snake. 

Harry, haven’t not been around a snake since the one at the zoo before he even knew about Hogwarts, hadn’t given much thought about being able to talk to them since then, or it being abnormal at all. It made sense to him that a wizard could talk to animals–he’d read stories of witches with cat familiars, after all. Plus being in Slytherin only confirmed that snakes were probably something a lot of wizards were able to communicate with. So when he starts talking to the snake, telling it not to attack Justin, he assumes at least a good majority of everyone can tell what they’re saying. When he looks up and finds everyone staring at him–Harry knows he’s gone and brought negative attention to himself again, but isn’t sure why.

Snape steps in and immediately removes the snake, ordering everyone to return to their dormitories at once. On the way there, Draco slaps Harry on the arm “Why didn’t you tell me you could talk to snakes, Potter?! That’s not something you keep to yourself!”

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